Dad Academy

Children Tan Xi'er and Xiaomi didn't find any big lobsters on the roadside. When they saw crayfish, they planned to buy some and take them back to Liuliu.

Who asked one of them to show off specifically to Luoliu? If you show off, you have to pay the price.

If they dare not bring something to eat for Liuliu, Liuliu will definitely not let them go tonight and will annoy them to death.

Tan Xi'er, a child, looked at the crayfish and found that each one was very small, so he asked the boss if he could find some big crayfish. He gestured with his little hand and said he wanted one this big.

The boss saw the size of her gesture and thought that only the lobster ancestors from the deep sea could meet the standard.

Besides, crayfish are all small, and they are all this big. No matter how big they are, they can get as big as they want!

Xiaomi also advised Xi'er to spread knowledge to her. Crayfish are all so small, otherwise they wouldn't be called crayfish.

Xi'er was worried, wondering if taking crayfish back would make Liuliu unhappy.

She agreed to take the big lobster back, but the big lobster ate only its whiskers and broken legs, so she took back some crayfish.

Xiaomi leaned close to her ear and gave her advice.

Xi'er heard this and thought this method was wonderful. She liked it on the spot, laughed and picked out a few crayfish, and asked her sister to pay.

When the boss saw it, he realized that what he had bought was too little. The crayfish were not sold by the piece!

Xiaomi also felt that it was too little, which was a bit provocative to Duoliu, who would definitely make him angry, so he persuaded Xier to buy more.

So Xi'er bought two more.

Tan Jiner was still generous and bought two kilograms.

In the evening, Xi'er carried the packed crayfish and went to the Little Red Horse leisurely.

She came very early, thinking that she must be the first child to come, in order to pay tribute to Liuliu as soon as possible.

But as soon as she reached the gate of Little Red Horse, a warm greeting greeted her.

"Xi'er - my good friend Duck, hahaha - I came early."

It's pomegranate!

Liuliu brought a small stool and sat in the yard, right next to Lao Li, harassing Lao Li.

Her eyes glanced at the door from time to time, so when Xi'er appeared, she was noticed. Her little buttocks bounced up instantly as if there were springs, and she ran towards Xi'er with a swish.

"Welcome, my good friend~"

Luliu opened his hands to welcome Xi'er, but his eyes were focused on the crayfish in Xi'er's hand.

"What is this?" Liuliu asked knowingly.

Xi'er told her: "It's lobster. I bought it for you. Please eat it for me."

He said without any ambiguity and handed it directly to Liuliu.

Liuliu was extremely moved. Xi'er was really there. He said he would bring her a big lobster, so he did. He didn't try hard on her and simply invited her to eat it.

Compared with other melons, such as Xiaobai, who has a black butt, Xi'er is really a little angel.

Liuliu hugged Xi'er, took a bite of her little cheek, and vowed to be friends with Xi'er forever.

"For life!"

"For life!" Xi'er also nodded firmly.

"666~"

Liuliu wanted to praise Xi'er more, but her little mouth was in no mood to talk now, and her thoughts went to the big lobster.

So she had to take care of the little mouth quickly and meet the needs of the little mouth, so that she could have time to praise Xi'er.

Liuliu sat in front of Lao Li's small coffee table, opened the packing box Xi'er brought, and lifted the lid, a burst of fragrance filled his nostrils.

"hiss--"

Liuliu took a deep breath.

"hiss----"

Take another breath and be intoxicated~

"Smell - Hahahaha~~~~My mother duck~~Come on duck~Come on duck~~Forward duck~~Cangtian duck~Earth duck~My mother duck...I went out and left home~It was windy and rainy outside I'm not afraid even though my abilities are not great..."

Because there were crayfish to eat, the child sang happily, shook his head, and was overjoyed.

"Come on duck, come on duck - Xi'er, come on duck too, let's eat together, hahaha, 666 duck~~~" Liuliu generously greeted Xi'er to sit down, and at the same time said to Lao Li, "Come on duck, Come on, let’s eat duck together, I’ll treat you to duck, hahaha, big lobster duck that smells so good!! Hahahaha~~~”

Luliule is crazy.

Lao Li said: "Isn't this crayfish?"

Liuliu said happily: "What crayfish duck? This is the big lobster that Xi'er packed for me, hahaha~~"

"See for yourself." Lao Li said, wondering if this kid was stupid. He had been having fun for a long time and still couldn't tell whether it was a big lobster or a crayfish.

Suddenly, he noticed Xi'er beside him winking at him crazily.

But when Lao Li noticed it, it was already too late and he had finished speaking.

And Liuliu finally noticed the crayfish in the bowl. Why were each of them so small? ?

She clearly remembered that when Xi'er's videos were given to her, they were all very large lobsters, almost thicker than Xi'er's arm.

what happened?

She reluctantly picked one up with chopsticks and looked at it from almost a distance. It was so small!

I looked inside the bowl again, and they were all the same size!

"Why has it become smaller? Tianya, Xi'er, why has the big lobster become smaller?" Liuliu asked Xi'er.

Xi'er: →_→!

"Xi'er, my good friend, why did the big lobster I wanted become smaller?" Liuliu asked.

"hiahiahia~~~" Xi'er smiled awkwardly and said with a guilty conscience, "This is the big lobster. It's a big lobster that hasn't grown up yet. Eat it quickly. It's delicious."

"There is no big lobster that has grown up?" Luoliu wondered.

"Yes, I have not grown up, just like us, we are also young ladies who have not grown up." Xi'er said.

Xiaomi taught her this rhetoric. Although she used it, she felt very guilty.

Liuliu looked at Xi'er and then at Crayfish, wondering whether to turn the table over.

Xi'er didn't dare to look at her, her eyes were wandering.

At first glance, it seems that he has done something bad and feels guilty.

In the end, Liuliu chose the hero not to suffer the immediate loss, but to eat the crayfish in front of him.

She muttered: "You can't afford to play with it. You lied to me and treated me like a fool. I'm so mad at you——"

That being said, she wasn't too angry.

If she was really angry, she would speak up and speak out.

And now he is muttering so quietly, that is, although he is dissatisfied, it is far from the level of breaking up and overturning the table.

After she finished speaking, she let out a sigh and began to focus on what was in front of her, tasting the crayfish.

"Is it really delicious?"

She asked as she picked up a crayfish with chopsticks and put it into her mouth.

Seeing this, Xi'er said anxiously: "That's not how you eat it, Duoliu, that's not how you eat it. I'll teach you."

But the crayfish had already entered Liliu's mouth, and Liliu refused to spit it out.

Xi'er pinched her small mouth and took out a whole crayfish.

Just took it out whole!

Tan Jin'er and Lao Li on the side were stunned!

On the one hand, he was stunned by Xi'er's bravery.

On the other hand, I was stunned by the heroic way of eating durian.

Good guy, just stuff the whole thing into your mouth.

The other one was even more powerful. He put his finger into the durian's mouth and took out the whole thing!

"What are you doing duck? What are you doing duck! Don't let me eat duck!!!"

Liuliu was furious and unhappy. It didn't matter that the big lobster had turned into a crayfish. She ate it regardless of her previous grudges, and now he even took the crayfish out of her mouth! ! !

She is a big girl, when has she ever suffered such a loss? ! ! !

Even if it was Xi'er who suffered the loss for her! !

She's going to flip the table and go crazy!

Another chapter will be updated tomorrow, let’s watch the football game first