Dad Academy

"Xiwaba——"

Xiaobai jumped out from behind the big camphor tree and shouted. Xi'er, who was eating a big peach, heard it immediately, looked over and said happily: "Xiaobai——"

The security uncle who was driving slowly stopped the car, and Xi'er got out of the car.

"Slow down, little ancestor~~ don't fall."

The security guard who was talking to Xi'er said nervously. He jumped out of the car first and helped Xi'er down.

He didn't dare to let go until Xi'er landed, fearing that the little girl would fall and he wouldn't be able to explain to Secretary Zhang's family.

They were patrolling tonight and found someone stealing peaches. They immediately went to check and heard from a distance that there was a riot in the peach tree. Just as they were about to go over to arrest someone, they met a little girl who had thrown herself into the trap and bumped into their legs. .

And said stupidly: "Oops, I was caught by you, hiahia~~~"

The security uncle couldn't help but arrest him.

However, her gag delayed the time, and when they passed by, there was no one under the peach tree, and everyone had fled.

"Little sister, what are you doing here?"

They asked the little girl who had thrown herself into the trap. In fact, it was just a routine question, and they planned to let her go after just a few questions.

There are all big shots living in this community. How dare they, the security guards, arrest people? They are always willing to talk about anything.

Not to mention the children here, not just children, they are obviously little ancestors.

The big shots may not care too much about them, but parents don't care about children's matters, so they are careful to ensure that any matter involving children is handled properly.

Xi'er heard the question, hesitated for a moment, frowned, and said generously, "I won't say that, huh, you are a gangster, you have to be loyal."

In order to show that she was really loyal and determined not to say anything, she put her little hands behind her back, raised her head and chest, raised her chin high, and said what Liu Changjiang always said.

At this moment, she is loyal, and loyal is her!

Seeing that she was such a good girl with a sense of loyalty, the security guard asked, "Are you stealing peaches?"

"……snort!"

Xi'er turned her head to the other side, feeling a little guilty.

"It's wrong to steal peaches. Children who steal are bad and must be corrected. Also, children who don't tell the truth are bad children."

As soon as Xi'er heard that he was a bad boy if he didn't tell the truth, his psychological defenses were immediately broken and he confessed honestly:

"We're stealing peaches."

"..."

The security guard was stunned. Did this turn so suddenly? It almost reached my waist.

"This is a good boy. How many of you are there?"

"I want to be loyal and can't say so much. I won't tell you, hum!"

There are two forces fighting in Xi'er's heart, one wants to tell the truth, the other wants to show loyalty.

Sometimes telling the truth will gain the upper hand, and sometimes speaking of loyalty will gain the upper hand.

"This is not about loyalty. It is about shielding bad children and conniving. It is also a bad thing for those children because they don't realize that they have done something wrong."

"...Oh, six little kids."

Apparently, truth-telling now takes over the hill.

Xi'er raised her right hand, spread her five fingers, and then moved the index finger of her left hand over.

"No, seven, six or seven?"

Because she couldn't tell whether it was six or seven, Xi'er counted them one by one with her fingers.

"I am Xiwawa, my sister Xiaobai, my good friend Wang Xiaoyu, and the kung fu master Jiao Dashuai, Liu Changjiang, Xiao Wang, Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er, oh, there are eight of them, hiahiahia~~~~"

The security guard took note of everything. Except for Xiwawa and Xiaobai who didn't know each other, everyone else knew about it, especially Liu Changjiang and Jiao Dashuai. They were regulars. No one in this community knew about it.

"Oh, there's also Mei Fangfang!" Xi'er added.

Mei Fangfang didn't come at all, but because Liu Changjiang said he would pick some peaches for Mei Fangfang to eat and send them to visit him, Xi'er included him.

"Mei Fangfang, right? Remember it."

The security guard didn't know that Mei Fangfang was sick and lying on the bed. From what the little girl in front of him said, it was obvious that Mei Fangfang was also involved.

It’s true that the pot comes from the sky, and you have to carry it if you don’t want to.

However, Mei Fangfang probably wouldn't mind, and he would even be very happy.

He has practiced the Golden Bell Iron Cloth Shirt, and he protects himself very well with his hard skills. He usually likes to show off his hard skills, and often shouts: Come and kill me if you are a brother!

Now that Xi'er is here, give him a hard time, clang ~

"Yeah~" Xi'er nodded repeatedly.

The security uncle added: "You know it's dangerous for you to climb a tree this late at night? It's so high, what if you fall? You'll get hurt."

Xi'er nodded repeatedly, like a chicken pecking at rice.

Now that I’ve said it, let’s say it happily.

At this moment, speaking loyalty has been defeated by telling the truth.

"Liu Changjiang said not to worry, we will be fine."

Immediately, she began to restore the division of labor on the spot.

She, Wang Xiaoyu, Liu Changjiang stayed under the tree to pick peaches, oh, and Xiao Wang.

Xiaobai and Dashuai Jiao climbed up the tree.

"Climbing trees is Xiaobai's strength."

Xi'er added, and then wanted to demonstrate tree climbing on the spot, but failed to climb up after two attempts and was dissuaded by the security uncle.

Xi'er went on to say, then there are the clairvoyant and the windy ears, they are the ones who watch the wind.

"They said, it's not good, a security guard is coming, everyone, run away~"

Xi'er vividly demonstrates how clairvoyance can reveal information.

"I just started running away. Xiaobai always cheats me. I won't be fooled again."

Xi'er was a little proud, feeling that she ran very fast this time and was not tricked by Xiaobai.

She showed the security guard how she escaped. Like a little rabbit, she jumped into the distance and disappeared into the woods in the blink of an eye.

The security guard was stunned. Did he take the opportunity to run away?

They hurriedly followed her. Don't let this little girl slip away under their noses, otherwise they would be laughed to death.

Fortunately, Xi'er is a real person. She did not run away, but stood at the place where she was caught and waited for them.

"This is where I was caught by you, hiahia~"

The two security guards couldn't laugh or cry. Are there really such cute and innocent children in this world?

They were so naive that they couldn't bear to even blame him.

Cuteness is justice.

They could only call Lai Xi'er to pick up the peaches dropped under the peach tree one by one and put them in bags.

"Little sister, where do you live? We will take you back."

What about holding people accountable or not? They have never thought about this at all. They don’t have the courage. If you can, go to Liu Changjiang’s house. Go ahead. Villa No. 9, go~

Xi'er knew that she lived in the eldest grandma's house, but she didn't know where it was or her name.

"I live with Xiaobai."

She only knew Xiaobai, but the security guards didn't know who Xiaobai was.

"I still live with Wang Xiaoyu."

Wang Xiaoyu and the others had heard the name, but for a while they couldn't remember whose child it was.

Since little Tan Xier didn't know where her home was, the security uncle took her back to the security room first and found Wang Xiaoyu and Xiaobai. Only then did he know that she was the child of Secretary Zhang's family.

"Send the little ancestor back quickly!"

The security captain was very anxious. It was already half past nine in the evening, and Secretary Zhang's family must have been anxiously looking for someone.

He drove Xi'er himself and took Xi'er back. Seeing that she liked to eat peaches, he put all the peaches he picked up in a bag, washed them and brought them to her. This was the beginning of the scene, when Xiaobai and others caught him.

"Where did you go, Guawazi?"

Xiaobai bitterly "taught" Xi'er a few words, and Xi'er smiled hiaily and gave her peaches.

"These are the peaches we picked. They are so sweet. Everyone comes to eat them~"

Xi'er said as she distributed peaches to her friends, one to each of them, so that no one could escape.

Everyone: →_→! !

The security guard is right in front of you!

But there was no way to escape. After all, he had been seen. If he could run away, the monk would not be able to escape from the temple.

Fortunately, the security captain didn't say anything. He just reminded them not to climb trees as it was dangerous, and then he took them back one by one.

The first ones to be sent were Xiaobai, Xier and others.

Sure enough, Qin Huifang and Zhang Huizheng were standing at the door, ready to go out to find someone.