Dad Academy

Children Tan Xier and Zhao Chendu worked hard to communicate with foreigners. They really worked hard and tried their best.

But no one understood what anyone said.

These two were the youngest among the children. Standing in front of the two tall foreigners, they looked even smaller. They had to hold their necks high to barely communicate face to face.

Xi'er touched her little neck and started to feel sore.

Xiaobai became impatient and asked her if she could do it.

Xi'er was a little unhappy: "What can it do? Xiaobai, we will definitely do it~"

After saying that, regardless of the soreness in his neck, he continued to communicate with the foreigner.

The exchange was indeed intense, but the results were minimal.

Xiaobai finally couldn't bear it anymore and joined in: "my name is xiaobai~"

"xiaobai?"

One of the foreigners left Xi'er and looked at her. He finally understood this sentence.

"yes~xiaobai~"

"xiaobai~mud monkey!"

The foreigner said something in Chinese, but Xiaobai said to Xiaomi on the side: "This crooked nut with a black butt, call me a mud monkey, it will make me furious~"

"Mud monkey~"

The foreigner said something more, and then asked them if they wanted to take a bus.

Xiaobai's attention was all on the phrase "mud monkey".

"Tiao Tuan ~ He scolded me again!"

Xiaomi comforted and said, "Is he saying good to you?"

"I feel like he's scolding me." Xiaobai insisted that the foreigner was a bastard and called her a mud monkey.

Dudu jumped over and continued to talk baby talk, telling them very seriously: "*\u0026%%￥ # %￥##￥"

"What are you talking about, Baby?"

The foreigner's face was full of confusion. He could understand Xiaobai's English to some extent, but he couldn't understand Dudu's English at all.

Luoliu saw that everyone was talking to each other, and it seemed that she needed to take action. She, a great translator, wanted to take action when it proved that everyone was incompetent.

She told Dudu that foreigners called her despicable and a despicable child.

"Are you angry? Dudu."

"You heard me wrong, Liuliu, people didn't say I was despicable."

"It means you are despicable, saying you are a despicable child. You are so pitiful, Dudu, you are so cute, but Wai Guoren says this about you. Listen to him..."

At this time, the foreigner said "Baby" to Dudu again.

"Listen, right?"

Dudu felt aggrieved, as if he really was.

"Why is he scolding me?"

After listening to the foreigner's words, Liuliu said: "He said you are too young. You have to go back to drink milk. You have to listen to your sister."

She muttered a few words, obviously suffering a huge blow, and walked aside dejectedly. Xiaomi went over to comfort her.

Liuliu continued to act as a translator and told Xi'er: "This crooked nut asks you not to call him a dog."

Xi'er: "...I didn't call him a dog."

Xiaobai said that the scolding was good, "This crooked nut scolded me, Xi'er, please help me scold him back in English."

Xi'er: "..."

Xiaobai asked Xiaofan and Xu Jun if they could speak English.

Both of them shook their heads. Xu Jun said, "I speak Northeastern dialect, can this foreigner understand it?"

Xiaobai: "Then you say something and try it."

Xu Jun: "What did you do?"

…

Seeing that it was a dead end, the foreigner had something to do and had to hurry, so he left alone.

The children talked a lot, accusing the foreigner of not being helpful.

"Hey, hey, they're gone."

"Why did they leave? Were they scolded by Xi'er?"

"I didn't curse, I didn't curse."

"What will we do if they leave?"

…

While everyone was chattering, they suddenly saw the two foreigners walking towards the traffic policeman in the distance, saying something and pointing at them.

"Run~~~"

Xiaomi was the first to be alert. They could not be caught by the police, otherwise they would definitely be taken back.

Everyone immediately ran away like little rabbits.

When the traffic police chased them, only a few tree leaves were left at the scene...

Everyone stopped after they hid in a corner where the traffic police couldn't see them.

"Dudu - Dudu - don't run away, stop now!"

Xiaomi shouted loudly to Dudu, who was running at the front. It was not good to run too fast. She jumped far away in a flash. All the children behind stopped, but she in front was still running.

Hearing the sound, Dudu stopped and ran back again.

This time everyone discussed it, and when they came to a bus stop, Xiaomi waved to a taxi casually, but unexpectedly the car stopped.

"What's wrong, kid?" The driver, an old man, lowered the window and asked.

Xiaomi said: "We want to take a car."

"You? All of you?"

"We're going somewhere far away."

"I don't have enough for one car, so I have to call for two."

The driver was very enthusiastic and helped stop another taxi on the side of the road.

Everyone was divided into two groups, Xiaobai took one group, and Xiaomi took one group. The two of them got together. Xiaobai gave some money to Xiaomi, and then took Xi'er, Xiaofang and Xu Jun into a taxi. Xiaomi took some The remaining few got into the next car.

The car finally set off, driving between high-rise buildings. Xi'er was responsible for lying on the back window and staring at Xiaomi's car to prevent them from getting lost.

And she was still worried. Her phone watch kept talking to Dudu, and the chat was uninterrupted.

The car drove for more than half an hour and finally stopped. The driver said that this was the address written on the piece of paper.

This is a residential complex. The children all got out of the car, paid, and gathered at the entrance of the residential complex.

"Xiaofan, Xiaofan, is it here?" Xiaomi asked Xiaofan.

But Xiaofeng didn't know that she had never been here before.

Everyone decided to go in and take a look first. Didn’t the address also contain the specific address of Xiaofang’s mother’s house, as well as which building and room they were in.

The management of this community is not strict. Although the gate is closed, it is often opened. The security guard does not ask people who come in and out.

Xiaobai and the others were following a grandma who was walking her dog. It looked like this grandma was walking both her dog and her children.

The old woman also noticed something was wrong. When she looked back, she saw a group of children following her. When she saw her looking back, they all smiled at her with innocent and bright smiles.

The old lady also smiled. What bad thoughts could such a cute kid have? He must be from the community.

"Have you just finished school with your schoolbag on your back?" she asked.

Xiaobai was responsible for speaking to the outside world. He nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, studying is really tiring. We have to work hard."

"You're so sensible." The old lady smiled and then thought, isn't it summer vacation now?

"We are in a hobby class."

"Oh~ So it's like this. Children are not allowed to play during the summer vacation. They also have to attend interest classes. How tiring it is."

This time Xiaobai didn't have time to speak, because Liuliu answered first.

Liliu: "Isn't it? I don't know what to say about my mother. She always wants me to go to class. I'm exhausted. It's not fun at all."

She wanted to say more, but Dudu and Cheng Cheng pinched her flesh frantically, hinting her to shut up quickly.

"Ah - it hurts me to death, good boy, please be gentle, kids." Liuliu screamed as he was pinched.

The grandma walking the dog chatted with them for a while and then left. Xiaobai took the opportunity to ask her about the building where Xiaofeng's mother's house is located.

We walked around the community, confused, and finally found the building.

This is a high-rise building with more than 20 floors. My mother's home is on the 15th floor. We are going to go in and take the elevator.

Since entering the community, Xiao Fang has been silent, the smile on his face has disappeared, and he looks uneasy and nervous.

"You are about to see your mother. You should be happy." Xiaomi comforted her.

Xiaofan tried hard to smile at her, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't smile and the muscles on his face were stiff.

She was really nervous.

Xiaobai teased her and said, "Don't cry when you see your mother later. You have to smile happily."

"hiahiahia~~~ Xiaoxiao, you have to smile like this, smile happily like me. If you don't know how, I will teach you."

The children were all very happy for the little one and wanted to teach her how to laugh on the spot. When she was happy, they took the elevator and went to find their mother.

"Adults like children who laugh, but they don't like children who cry." Xi'er said, this is her experience.

Everyone agrees with this statement.

The little girl nodded and said that she understood. She would try her best to smile happily when she saw her mother, so that her mother would also be happy when she saw her.

As he was talking, suddenly, Xiao Fu's body stiffened and he stood there, looking at the tree in the distance.

There were several children playing there and several strollers parked there. Some adults were standing chatting and some teasing the babies in the strollers. The shadows of the trees were swaying and the breeze was blowing.

"What?" Xiaobai followed her gaze and asked.

Xiaofeng tried his best to laugh: "Hehehehe——"