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Xi'er jumped away. Xiaobai was unwilling to give in and asked Malanhua: "Auntie, why don't you catch Xi'er and work?"

Malanhua: "She is still young, still a child."

Xiaobai was unhappy, "I was a child before, why did you just let me work?"

Malanhua turned her face aside and asked: "What? Are you unhappy? I can't ask you to work????"

Xiaobai: "...you can do it~"

"Then tell me a hammer."

Xiaobai was oppressed by the momentum and did not dare to talk back. It was only after Malanhua diverted her attention that she whispered, "My aunt is a black ass."

Xiwawa was right, she was really here again.

When she left, the sun had not completely set. When she came, the sun had just set and the street lights were on.

"hiahiahia, I'm here again~~~Xiaobai, are you working hard?"

A cute little girl jumped out at the door of the store. Ma Lanhua called her in with a smile on her face, and invited Tan Jin'er in at the same time.

But Tan Jin'er and Xi'er didn't go in. The store was busy. Wouldn't it make trouble for them to go in?

"No, I'll take Xi'er to the Little Red Horse."

When Xiaobai heard this, he picked up his bag and prepared to slip away.

"Hey, hey, where are you going?" Malanhua asked.

"Hohoho, I went to school at Little Red Horse. The teacher said, study hard, make progress every day, and be a useful person when you grow up."

Malanhua grabbed the strap of her satchel and said, "You can go ahead and hand over the money you collected today first."

"Huh? You don't have money."

Xiaobai looked confused and full of doubts. Following his screenwriter father, his acting skills also improved.

"Don't do this to me. You collected so much money today and hid it all in your bag. Don't think I don't know. Just hand it over and I won't beat you."

Xiaobai was very angry, "I've been working all day, and you still want to beat me, oh my god, oh my god, shovel shovel, I won't do it anymore!"

With that said, he was about to rush out of the shop.

But Malanhua was not a vegetarian either. She blocked the door and no flies could fly out.

"Hand over the money you collected!"

She holds a rolling pin in her hand, and one woman should keep ten thousand women away.

Xiaobai backed away continuously: "If you have something to say, please speak it carefully. Don't do it. If you hit your little friend, you are not a good man!"

Xi'er also came to break up the fight, saying that you don't want to fight, don't fight, we are all our own people.

Xiaobai had no choice but to unzip the bag, but the next moment, she was stopped by Ma Lanhua: "Put it in your bag first. Don't go to the little red horse. We will go to have dinner later. You are here today." Now that you are working, I want to treat you to dinner. Do you want to eat Bang Bang Chicken?"

Xiaobai was just about to say whether he wanted to eat or not, when he suddenly heard about Bangbang Chicken and became a little greedy.

It's not like she has never eaten Bangbang Chicken. She has eaten it many times with the old man, and she can eat it whenever she wants. However, those Bangbang Chickens outside are not as authentic as the Bangbang Chicken made by her aunt.

The Bangbang Chicken made by my aunt is the most delicious Bangbang Chicken.

"Okay~" Xiaobai agreed and let Xiwawa go first while she ate before going.

When Xi'er left, she called out again, called Xi'er over, and warned: "Don't tell Liuliu that I went to eat Bangbang Chicken."

Xi'er nodded and said she understood, "Liuliu will cry, make noises, and even drool. I understand, Xiaobai, and I will definitely not tell anyone! Don't worry, go and eat Bangbang Chicken."

Xiaobai asked: "Do you want to eat? Can I leave some for you?"

Xi'er shook her head and Xiaobai persuaded her to eat.

"Then leave a big chicken drumstick for Xi'er, hiahiahia~~~"

After Xi'er left, Malanhua asked others how many ingredients were left in the store, and the answer was that they would be gone after making about a dozen more.

Malanhua said, "We'll get off work when we're done."

The business of the pancake and fruit shop is slow at night, and the customers are mainly concentrated during the day. After all, not many people eat pancake and fruit at night.

Besides, I have been busy like a machine all day, and I can't stand it anymore at night, so I have to balance work and rest.

After a dozen pancakes and fruits were sold out, everyone cleaned up the store and then closed the shop and got off work.

The moment she closed the store door, Malanhua breathed a sigh of relief, and all the fatigue and fatigue in her body suddenly came out, as if they had been hidden in her muscles before.

Xiaobai came over, held her legs, and said with concern: "Auntie, let me help you. Come, let's drink a bottle of Little Bear sent by my old man."

The little bear had already been inserted into a straw, and he tiptoed to hand it to Malanhua.

"Thank you, I really enjoyed it."

Malanhua took the bear drink, held the straw in her mouth, and drank most of it in one breath. After another half breath, it was empty.

"After I finish drinking, I'll give it back to you."

Xiaobai held the empty bottle and couldn't believe it was gone so quickly!

She shook the bottle but heard no sound. She shook it again and again, but it was still empty and there was no sound of water at all! ! It can no longer be empty!

Shovel! Auntie drank her little bear in one go!

Not only did her aunt really drink, but she also didn't give her a chance to regret it.

Xiaobai tilted his head and raised his face, still a little unbelieving, and asked: "Auntie, are you really drunk?"

Malanhua asked back: "Then you think I can still pretend to drink? Can you teach me how to pretend to drink?"

After that, she strode home.

Xiaobai ran forward in small steps and touched every pocket on his body, but he didn't find the second bottle of Little Bear!

The bottle that Malanhua drank just now was the last bottle!

She suffered a huge loss!

"I thought I still had it! Ah——"

Xiaobai was heartbroken. She had been working for a day, and now she had no oil in her body and needed to replenish it urgently.

Malanhua turned around and called her to follow her quickly, "I just called Hammer and drank a bottle of Bear Drink. Are you okay?"

Xiaobai quickly explained: "Auntie, I'm not angry with you."

"Then who were you angry with when you screamed just now?"

"Angry at Little Bear."

"Um?"

"Why don't you run away little bear?"

"...Guawazi! Get away, don't touch me."

"Hahaha, I'm going to get hit by you, once, and again, haha, I'll run away from you, you can't catch me, haha~~~ I'm very smart."

Like a child, he teased the malan flower, stretched out his little hand to touch it from time to time, and then jumped away quickly.

The two of them returned home noisily and opened the door. Xiaobai went into the room immediately, only to see someone standing in the room.

"Ah, you scared me!"

Xiaobai swooped and hid behind Ma Lanhua. When he looked closely, he saw that it was not her uncle.

"Uncle!!! Are you alone at home?"

Bai Jianping stood in the living room holding the dishes, staring at them blankly, looking very frightened.

"I still want to ask you? Why did you come in without knocking?"

Malanhua put down the large and small bags in her hands and said, "Blow a hammer. Why do I have to knock on the door at my own house?"

Xiaobai also put down his bag, threw it on the sofa, sat down on it, and imitated: "Knock on the shovel! Do I need to knock on the door at my own house?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Ma Lanhua yelled at her: "Don't imitate me!"

"Ouch! Shoe Shoe! You scared me!"

"Don't imitate my speech. Children shouldn't always talk about shoveling."

"Then why did you say hammer?"

"I'm a hammer, not a shovel."

"Then I'll talk about hammers, not shovels."

"You can't say either."

"Why is this?"

"Because I am an adult and I am your aunt."

"I'm a villain, it's you... What am I? Your aunt."

"Hanhan'er, you don't even know this."

"I'm not a fool, I know, I just asked you on purpose."

"Then tell me."

"I'm Xiaobai, your aunt."

After saying that, he slipped into the kitchen, and Malanhua's fierce voice sounded behind him.

"If you have the ability, don't run away."

Xiaobai in the kitchen stuck out his head and said, "Wow - Auntie, come and see, uncle has made Bangbang Chicken! Doesn't he know that we want to eat Bangbang Chicken?"

Malanhua: "It's you who wants to eat Bangbang Chicken, not us."

"Then don't take thiamine."

"My bangbang chicken, why don't I eat it?"

"My uncle did it."

"What's your uncle's is mine."

"Clam?"

"If you don't believe me, ask your uncle."

"uncle?"

"Oh, let's talk about something happy, something that can help people sleep well."

"Auntie, it seems that uncle doesn't love you. You are not her little fairy."

Bai Jianping was furious, "Gua Wa Zi!"

"Hoo ho ho~~~ First put a chicken drumstick for the baby to eat, and then put a chicken drumstick for my aunt to eat."

Classmate Xiaobai put a chicken leg into an empty bowl for Xi'er, then gave another chicken drumstick to Malanhua and placed it in her bowl.

"Auntie, you have worked so hard and made so many pancakes and fruits. You must be very tired, but you don't say it, but I know that you should eat more."

Malanhua was stunned, and whispered something like "Gua Wa Zi". Without any humility, she grabbed the big chicken drumstick and ate it.

Xiaobai put another chicken wing into his bowl and said to himself: "This is for Xiaobai to eat. Thank you for your hard work, Xiaobai. I am the most beloved baby in the world, and the Hibaby is even better."

Then he gave another chicken wing to Bai Jianping, but he didn't send any words of congratulations.

Bai Jianping: "..."

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