Dad Academy

Although Liliu was very clever, she was eventually caught because her room did not have a lock function.

How can a child lock the door? ? Do you want to do something bad?

Liuliu was very dissatisfied and yelled: Why did her family rebel? It's obviously locked!

She finally knew that Zhu's mother had removed her locks.

She had just eaten less than five skewers of the meat skewers she had brought with her, and all of them were confiscated. This made her heartbroken, beating her chest and feet, and the strong little pomegranate almost cried.

"Then give me a bite of duck! Mother Zhu, just give me a bite." Liuliu begged.

If she hadn't eaten, she might have been a little more reserved. The problem was that after eating a little, the taste had just taken over and she was full of energy. No one could resist it.

Zhu Xiaojing was not a heartless person. Seeing Liuliu like this, he asked her to continue performing.

"You act like a little pig."

Before Liuliu could express his protest, Shen Limin was already taken aback. He glanced at Zhu Xiaojing and thought to himself that women really like to embarrass women.

Liuliu muttered, seemingly dissatisfied, but had to cooperate for the sake of stuttering.

She rolled on the ground, screamed twice, and hummed a few times, ^(*￣(oo)￣)^, all alive.

It made Zhu Xiaojing laugh out loud, she was so happy that she called her magic skill.

"Old Shen, look, Liliu is doing a great job, he really looks like a little pig."

Shen Limin laughed twice to show his cooperation, but he couldn't laugh too much for fear that Liuliu would be unhappy.

Liliu wasn't unhappy, or rather he was, but he held it back.

She was jumping up and down, clamoring for meat skewers.

Zhu Xiaojing said: "If you act like a baby pig again, I will feed it to you."

Liuliu was completely unhappy now. She had already performed, but she didn't give her anything to eat. Are you teasing her? When a small animal performs a show, its owner always wants to give him something to eat. For example, when the little red horse parrot makes it talk, it wants to give him something to eat!

Now, could she, Shen Liuliu and Da Yanyan, be worse than a small animal or a big parrot?

"It's a duck, it's a duck, Mother Zhu! You treat me like a baby pig or a duck? You can't afford to play with a duck. You tease me with playing a duck. If I play the role of a pig and you don't give me anything to eat, I'm going to be angry." !”

No wonder Liliu was so angry that even Shen Limin felt that Zhu Xiaojing had gone too far. Even if giving birth was for fun, she couldn't play with it so harshly.

A stick and a date, don’t you understand this principle?

Or is it just to be exploited so ruthlessly?

Zhu Xiaojing saw that Liuliu had begun throwing dolls at home to vent her anger. She knew that she had gone too far, so she rewarded her with 5 skewers of meat skewers.

The baby pig immediately became quiet...

That night, Zhu Xiaojing teased Liuliu in this way for more than an hour. It wasn't until Shen Limin reminded her to pay attention to Liuliu's belly that she suddenly discovered that Liuliu's belly was already bulging without her realizing it. , one look at it and you can tell that you have eaten a lot of meat skewers.

Most of the meat skewers on the table were missing.

Oops, I was so focused on playing with the kids that I forgot to eat myself, and I ate so much without even realizing it.

Zhu Xiaojing stopped letting Liuliu perform and didn't let her eat. He took her to brush her teeth, wash her face and go to bed.

Luliu was reluctant, staring at the remaining meat skewers on the table, her heart began to hurt.

She felt incomplete until she finished them.

Until Zhu Xiaojing told her that she and her father had not eaten a single skewer.

"Leave the rest for mom and dad."

After hearing this, Liuliu used all his strength to suppress the cautious heart that was about to move.

She brushed her teeth, washed her face, and lay on the bed. Zhu Xiaojing took the rag doll that she had thrown before, placed it next to her, and said, "Hurry up and comfort the rag doll. You just threw it. It's very painful." sad."

Only then did Liuliu remember this doormat, and she quickly held her in her arms and coaxed her, saying, "Mom, I love you~"

"Mom loves you~"

Zhu Xiaojing happened to say this, and she felt something was wrong, so she touched Liuliu's head, and Liuliu happened to be touching the doll's head as well. The movements of mother and daughter were surprisingly consistent.

"Go to sleep and let the doll sleep with you." Zhu Xiaojing said. She was about to tell a hypnotic story to Liuliu, but when she saw that Liuliu had closed her eyes, she fell asleep.

A little piggy that has had enough to eat, drink, and play will fall into a deep sleep.

This saved Zhu Xiaojing a lot of trouble. She returned to the restaurant and chatted with Shen Limin and drank some wine. The night is beautiful tonight. The eyes of the old couple looking at each other are very tender. The beautiful scenery on a good day is worth a thousand dollars.

Unknowingly, the two of them were licking each other. Their love was so deep that they wanted to have sex with each other. Suddenly, a voice sounded from the corner.

"Are you still chatting about Chuan Chuan? If not, just give me a chat."

Shen Limin and Zhu Xiaojing were startled and hurriedly separated. When they looked back, there was a baby pig wearing pajamas and holding a rag doll!

Shen Limin wiped his mouth and looked at Zhu Xiaojing, his eyes full of questions, as if to say, didn't you put Liuliu to sleep?

"Aren't you asleep?" Zhu Xiaojing was also full of questions, but she was asking about Liliu Da Yanyan.

"I fell asleep and woke up again. If you don't want to eat your skewers, give them to me."

Liuliu's attention seemed to be all on the meat skewers, which made Shen Limin and Zhu Xiaojing feel a lot more relaxed. After all, the scene just now was extremely inappropriate for children, so don't leave a psychological shadow on the children.

"Let's eat. Who said we won't eat? Let's eat now. Go back to bed and don't get up secretly again."

Zhu Xiaojing said that she would take Liliu back to the bedroom.

Liuliu didn't resist, so she asked if she could hit a stick with a jujube or not. What if there was a jujube? Wouldn't it be a profit? !

As she followed Mother Zhu back to the bedroom, she said unwillingly: "Mother Zhu, what were you talking about to eat just now?"

"...It's nothing to say. You must have read it wrong."

"I saw you hugging each other and eating. If you don't want to eat meat skewers, give it to me."

You really can't forget this.

"It's nothing. You must have just woken up and are still confused. Go to bed quickly. The doll is already sleepy."

Zhu Xiaojing put Liuliu to sleep again. After coming out, she and Shen Limin drank wine and ate meat skewers, but they both glanced at Liuliu's bedroom from time to time, always feeling that the child would appear at any time.

Luliu's door was unlocked, which indeed had its advantages and disadvantages.

The next day, Xiaobai and Xi'er found out about Liliu's parents nibbling each other.

When Liuliu came, he told them the news mysteriously. The three children got together and started thinking about it for a long time, but they still couldn't figure out what Liuliu's parents were doing.

The little fool Xi'er wondered if he was grabbing something to eat.

Later, Dudu came, and when Liuliu described it, he immediately said, "They are kissing."

Dudu was very sure because she often saw her parents kissing each other at home.

Zhao Gongcheng and Sun Dongdong have a deep relationship. They are often in love with each other at home. From time to time, I will kiss you and you will whisper to me. Dudu has been used to it since he was a child.

Maybe it’s because he ate so much dog food that he has been in great physical shape since he was a child and has been able to do all decathlons.