Dad Academy

Xiaobai asked: "Liuliu, did you not wash your hair?"

Hearing this, Xiaoxianggua Chengcheng looked at Liuliu.

Xiao Weiwei: "(_)? Why?"

Liliu: "I washed the duck with Mother Zhu yesterday."

Xiaomi asked: "Did you get sand in your hair when you were digging the sand? Let me take a look."

Xiaomi checked Luoliu's hair and took it apart to check. At this time, the picture book that Dudu spread out happened to show a monkey removing another monkey's hair to catch lice. When Luoliu saw this, he burst into laughter. Xiaomi is said to be like that monkey.

Xiaomi: "...I won't check your hair anymore. You can continue to itch."

Liliu: "I didn't get sand in my head, did I get a teal in my brain?"

Xi'er laughed: "hiahiahiahia~~~"

Xiao Weiwei: "(_)? Why?"

Xiaobai: "...Was in the brain? Hahahahao, how did you get it?"

Liuliu said that when she was taking a bath, water got into her ears and never came out. Wasn't this because she had water in her brain?

Xi'er asked curiously: "Why is there water in your brain?"

Xiao Weiwei: "(_)? Why?"

Liuliu said seriously: "Is it possible that there is a small fish in my mind? No, is it a big fish?"

Xiaomi said: "Maybe some saplings have sprouted, because spring is here."

Dudu said: "Did little Weiwei sprout?"

Because they planted little Weiwei yesterday.

Everyone looked at Xiao Weiwei.

Xiao Weiwei: "(_)? Why?"

Xi'er also used her imagination and said, "Could it be a little flower?"

After the words fell, Xiaobai looked at her, and then expressed his guess: "Could it be Malanhua? There are seven melons on one vine."

Malanhua immediately stared at her: "What are you talking about? Guawazi."

Xiaobai immediately fell silent.

Xiao Weiwei: "(_)? Aunt Ma, why?"

At this time, Cheng Cheng patted his little head. He didn't hear the sound of water, so he guessed that the reason why Liuliu's brain was filled with water was because she was growing a brain.

Or else, Cheng Cheng has the best brains. He usually doesn't talk much, but he gets to the point of every sentence and never talks nonsense, nonsense or cutesy words.

Xiao Weiwei: "Why?"

Dudu saw Cheng Cheng slapping his brain, so he slapped Luoliu on the brain, making Luoliu scream.

But Liuliu endured it and asked: "Why do I have a brain? Do other children have it?"

Xiao Weiwei: "(_)? Why?"

Dudu slapped his head and didn't hear the sound of water.

Xiaobai, Xiaomi, and Xi'er also patted their heads, but they didn't hear the sound of water.

Xiao Weiwei patted her head, but there was no sound of water. Why?

Xi'er stood on tiptoes, pulled at Xiaobai's brain, and looked at her ears. She squinted one eye and opened the other, looking inside, probably hoping to see the water and brain inside.

Liuliu laughed and went to plunk Xi'er's ears.

When Malanhua saw this scene, she looked like a group of little monkeys catching lice from each other.

At this time, Cheng Cheng said: "Only Liuliu is growing a brain, because she doesn't look very smart."

Liuliu was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing, jumped up and accused Cheng Cheng of not being a good boy.

Xi'er hugged Cheng Cheng and took a deep breath intoxicated. Hiahia laughed and said, "It smells so good. The little cantaloupe smells so good."

Liliu volunteered, saying that she also smelled very good, and asked Xi'er to smell it.

As a result, Xi'er came over to smell it, but she heard the durian pop and fart. The smelly Xi'er almost cried.

The children fled in all directions, trying to escape, but the door was closed by Malanhua, and no one could escape.

Malanhua felt that this might be a ploy by the Guawazis to escape without doing their homework.

However, soon, the door to the study room opened, and Ma Lanhua ran out first, followed by a group of children.

Xiao Weiwei lagged behind, and while running out, she was still asking: "Why is this?"

Liuliu came out last, slowly and laughing.

"Liuliu, do you want to poop?" Xiaobai asked, and then without waiting for Liuliu to answer, he escorted Liuliu to the bathroom.

Xiao Weiwei was curious and followed.

After Liliu left, Malanhua drove the children back to the study room again.

After a while, Xiaobai, Liuliu and Xiao Weiwei came out of the bathroom and entered the study.

But soon, Xiao Weiwei came out again. She lowered her head, held her mouth, and was a little unhappy.

Zhang Tan saw this and said, "What's wrong? Come here quickly and sit here."

Little Weiwei walked slowly to his side, climbed onto the sofa and sat down, dejected.

Zhang Tan asked: "Why do you look unhappy?"

Xiao Weiwei's mouth was so pouted that she could almost hang a tow bottle, "Everyone doesn't play with me, why is that?"

Zhang Tan: "Is it because they are doing their homework? When they finish, they will play with you. Come on, don't be angry. Can I show you a cartoon? Do you want a bear drink?"

Xiao Weiwei was coaxed by Zhang Tan for a while, drank a bottle of Little Bear, watched cartoons for a while, and was picked up by a man.

Zhang Tan had never seen this man before and was a little curious. He wanted to ask, but the man seemed to be very busy and left in a hurry without waiting for him to ask.

Zhang Tan went to ask Teacher Xiao Liu and found out that the man who just came to pick up Xiao Weiwei was the boyfriend of Xiao Weiwei's mother.

"Xiao Weiwei's mother and father divorced. Her mother made a new boyfriend, the same one just now. He came here twice before. Sometimes Xiao Weiwei's mother was busy with work and couldn't pick her up in time, so she would let her go. Her boyfriend came to pick her up," Teacher Xiaoliu said.

When Xiao Weiwei returned home, she was very quiet along the way, completely different from her tendency to ask a hundred thousand whys.

When she got home, her mother's boyfriend ignored her and sat on the sofa watching TV. A movie was playing on the TV.

Xiao Weiwei took a look at it and her heart was pounding with fright. It turned out to be a horror movie! very scary!

She covered her eyes with one hand and her ears with the other, and hid in the bathroom in a panic, closing the door tightly.

After a long time, the bathroom door suddenly opened. Little Weiwei inside was startled and subconsciously hid her little hands behind her back, her little mouth motionless.

When she saw the visitor, she showed a flattering smile, sat on a small stool, pointed to the small bucket in front of her, and said vaguely: "Hehe~ I'm washing socks~"

The visitor was her mother's boyfriend, and he kicked her out to use the toilet.

Xiao Weiwei ran out quickly, moved the small stool she was sitting on, and hid in her bedroom.

After closing the door, she hid in the corner and got under the curtain. Her sense of security gradually returned, so she continued to stuff the twist in her mouth and chew it.

She is hungry.

Although she stayed in the bedroom, she kept paying attention to what was going on in the living room.

She heard the door slam shut, and there was no sound for a long time.

She quietly got out from behind the curtains and lay down behind the bedroom door. After listening for a while, there was still no movement. She opened the door and looked out through a crack. No one was in the living room.

She then walked out, went to the water dispenser, filled her baby cup with water, and drank it while holding her in her arms.

I was very thirsty after eating mahua just now, but my mother's boyfriend was here, so she didn't dare to come out.

After quenching her thirst, she held the baby cup and wandered around the house, looking here and there, touching this and patting that. Then she washed her face and brushed her teeth, returned to the bedroom, climbed into the small bed, and covered herself with a small quilt. sleep.

In a daze, she felt someone push open the bedroom door, then sat on the edge of the bed and kissed her.

The familiar scent let her know that the person coming was her mother.

But the smell of alcohol on her mother's lips was very strong, causing her to subconsciously turn her head.

She closed her eyes, called her mother sweetly, and then fell asleep again.

Xiao Weiwei's mother is a business manager and has no concept of commuting time. When she is not busy, she can stay at home all day. When she is busy, she cannot go home until late at night, and she often has to socialize.

This night, she had been socializing until now. Because she drank, she called her boyfriend to pick her up.