Dad Academy

Chapter 1163 It’s a game! ! ! (Added update on 22 to grab your lollipop for the Silver League)

"About Xiaobai? Is it a funny thing?" Xiaobai asked with interest.

Bai Jianping: "It's not funny, I hate it!"

"What?" Xiaobai asked.

Malanhua also asked: "What's going on?"

Bai Jianping said bitterly: "Before you left, didn't you let..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Malanhua.

Malanhua was very unhappy and said: "I'm going? I'm going with a hammer! Where am I going? Isn't this a good thing for me? I'm not dead yet!"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, don't think too much about it. That's it, Lao Ma, before you go to the city..."

Before he finished speaking, Ma Lanhua interrupted again: "Old Ma, Old Ma, if you open your mouth and shut up, you are Lao Ma! Lao Ma is a hammer!!! Lao Ma is not as good-looking as the women in magazines, right?!..."

The accusation made Bai Jianping speechless.

Xiaobai didn't dare to say anything.

After a while of silence, Malanhua asked in the darkness: "What's going on? Tell me!"

So Bai Jianping said: "Before Lanhua went to Chucheng, didn't you ask Xiaobai to come and see me more? But! Xiaobai turned a deaf ear to me and didn't come to see me at all. Occasionally, he still came to play with Xiwawa. , look at me by the way, I'm so miserable~"

When Xiaobai heard this, he immediately became excited, climbed out of bed, and retorted loudly: "I, I, I helped you clean today, I'm tired!"

"You came to help me today. That's why I called you to come. I bought you a box of bear drinks before you started working... Look at my baby, how filial her baby is..."

Bai Jianping elaborated on the good things about Xibao, but the bad things about bringing out Xiao Bai, which made Xiao Bai grind his baby teeth angrily.

This was not over yet. In the darkness, Bai Jianping picked up his phone, opened his notepad, and looked at the complaints one by one.

It seems that the resentment is deep-rooted, but it doesn't usually happen.

"Lanhua, let me tell you another hateful thing. You may already know that Nao is generous and doesn't care about Xiaobai, but I can't bear this tone. I must seek justice for you."

Bai Jianping waited for a while, and when he saw that Ma Lanhua didn't talk to him in the dark, he was not discouraged, so he said to himself: "1. Xiao Bai formed a gang, called many melon boys, and formed some kind of children's choir. , who specializes in singing, what is the name of the Malanhua Children's Chorus!!! I asked, let me give you a name, it was Xiaobai who gave it to me. At that time, Zhang Tan asked what it was called, and everyone came up with a lot of words. It's a nice name. When I heard it, Xiaobai jumped out and said, "Why don't we call it Ma Lanhua?" This melon boy is so heartless...2,...3,...4,...5,..."

After talking about one item after another, when Bai Jianping got to the fifth item, Xiao Bai's faint voice suddenly sounded next to his head: "Uncle, I don't even know how to yell at you!"

Xiao Bai suddenly appeared next to Bai Jianping's bed, lying down and talking in his ear, scaring him half to death and instinctively squeezing against the wall!

"Xiaobai, when did you climb up?!!"

"How can I show off in a cool way?"

"Handsome hammer."

"Praise me."

"Crawl away, I'm so scared."

"Then why are you angry with me?"

"Did you do these? Did I say anything wrong?"

"I don't even know how to yell at you. Uncle, please don't make me anxious or watch me bite you."

"You threaten me? Threaten your uncle!"

"It's a false show, don't panic, I'll bite you once, and I won't bite you a second time."

"Then I still want to thank you."

"Thank you, Sarah."

"Your baby is a bit fierce."

"Look at my iron head skills!"

"Your baby is so fierce."

"Watch me stab you!"

"You are definitely precious, you have salt and flavor~"

…

While the two were noisy, Ma Lanhua, who was on the lower bunk, got mad and shouted angrily: "It's a quarrel!!!"

Bai Jianping stopped talking immediately, and Xiaobai asked him in a low voice: "What is aunt talking about?"

Bai Jianping whispered: "Don't make any noise, she's going to beat you up!"

"Oh, I'm so excited~"

In the darkness, I heard Xiaobai climb off the bed and go to his little bed. But at this time, Malanhua's roar sounded again in the darkness: "Xiaobai, you little melon, you stepped on my hand and strangled me!!"

"Oh haha~~ I didn't mean to do it, I'm sorry, aunt~"

Bai Jianping, who was on the upper bunk, took the opportunity to add insult to injury and said: "Xiao Bai definitely did it on purpose, she is just a doll on purpose..."

Xiaobai retorted, standing under the bed and arguing with Bai Jianping.

Malanhua's head was buzzing. She thought that after leaving the city, she wouldn't have to take care of Xiao Xiaobai anymore and she could rest quietly for a while. Unexpectedly, it would be noisier here after she came back! ! !

Her head was getting bigger and bigger, and just when she couldn't bear it anymore, she took a deep breath, her chest rose and fell violently, and she suppressed the roar that burst out of her chest, and stuffed her fingers into her ears. Here, close your eyes, be calm, and keep your ears quiet...

…

The sun rose early the next morning, and it was another sunny day with pleasant temperatures.

In the corridor of the small building, Xi'er was riding a horse. Riding, she came to the door of Bai Jianping's house. The door was closed and no one came out yet.

She immediately rode her papa horse back to inform her sister that Xiaobai and her uncle and aunt hadn't gotten up yet.

She stood by the wall, raised her little head and looked at the clock on the wall, and said: "It's so late, they haven't gotten up yet, they are all lazy!"

She ran into the room and came out with a paper whistle in her mouth. The other end of the whistle was rolled up. When she blew it, it made a whistle sound. At the same time, the rolled end immediately straightened, and when the whistle stopped, it was rolled back again.

Xi'er walked outside the house while blowing, and Tan Jin'er asked her what she was doing.

"I'm going to wake up Xiaobai!"

"Don't go!"

"I'm going."

"Don't go! They are sleeping, why are you going to call them?!"

"The sun is so tall, they will be hungry if they don't eat breakfast."

"Why do you worry about everything?"

"hiahia, the early bird catches the worm, but they won't be able to catch the worm."

"I'd better take you out to play."

"I'm not going~"

At this time, someone from Xiaobai's house on the other side had woken up, it was Bai Jianping. While yawning, he picked up his phone and looked at it. When he saw the time pointed to half past eight, he was startled. He immediately got out of bed, put on his shoes, washed his face and brushed his teeth.

He has to go to work today and is almost late.

When he made a noise, Ma Lanhua and Xiao Bai also woke up.

Malanhua felt that she had not slept well, her whole body ached and she felt sleepy.

Last night, the other two people quarreled until midnight, which made her so angry that she lost sleep.

After she got up, she saw Xiaobai still lying in bed, so she lifted Xiaobai's quilt and slapped his little face and butt.

"Wake up, wake up, don't sleep! Get up! You were so energetic last night, now you're tired?"

Malanhua wants to take revenge on Xiaobai, so she can't sleep in!

Xiaobai woke up completely from the torment, and was dragged by Malanhua to brush his teeth and wash his face in a daze.

Malanhua looked at Xiaobai in the mirror, marveling, looking left and right, up and down, pinching here and there, sighing: "You used to be a black baby, how come you have become so white now?" !”

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