Dad Academy

Chapter 1161 Let me tell you a funny thing~ (Additional update on 22: Stealing your lollipop for the Silver League)

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After the personal performance, it was already very late. Ma Lanhua and Bai Jianping were about to go back. When Xiaobai heard this, he hurriedly ran to his bedroom. Like a little daughter-in-law, he started to pack his things, carrying his bag and hugging his clothes. Baby, I want to go back with my aunt when I come out.

"Old man, I'm going to live with my aunt~ You are by yourself~"

The child informed and followed his aunt to leave.

Malanhua and Bai Jianping didn't say anything, but Zhang Tan stopped Xiaobai and asked her to stay at home tonight because it was already very late.

But Xiaobai said that she was not afraid of the dark and she didn’t need the old man to send her away. She could just go back with her aunt.

Alas, the child cannot understand the words.

Zhang Tan took her aside and told her in a low voice that her aunt and uncle had a lot to say tonight. They hadn't seen each other for a long time, and she could stay there again tomorrow night, but not tonight.

"My aunt and I haven't seen each other for a long time, and we have a lot to say."

"Have you forgotten that you and your aunt have quarreled so many times during this period? Think about how many times you have offended your aunt. Aren't you afraid of being beaten if you follow her? I'm not here, so I can't protect you."

When Xiaobai heard this, she thought it made sense. She and her aunt had quarreled too many times on the phone, and every phone call would end in something sweet and sweet.

"Auntie, my old man said you would beat me up, would you?"

Xiaobai, a silly boy, immediately asked Malanhua loudly. When Zhang Tan heard this, he almost covered his face!

"It's a long time!" Malanhua's reply made Xiaobai overjoyed and looked at her old man proudly. That meant, look, my aunt said no, and she likes me.

"You can't go then! You stay at home tonight." Zhang Tan said forcefully.

Xiaobai's stubborn temper came over, and he frowned and said, "I'm going! I want to talk to my aunt all night!"

"Don't go!"

"Go!"

"I told you not to go!"

"Go! Go!"

Zhang Tan took Xiaobai back to the bedroom, closed the door, and then came out to let Ma Lanhua and Bai Jianping go back first.

"Is it okay, Xiaobai?" Malanhua asked worriedly, knocking on the bedroom door loudly.

"It's okay. You can go back and rest. You must be quite tired today."

After the two of them went out, Zhang Tan opened the bedroom door. Xiao Baifeng rushed out, looking for his aunt and uncle everywhere.

"My aunt? My aunt just left in a hurry? My aunt—"

Zhang Tan said they had left.

Xiaobai pursed his lips and burst into tears. Zhang Tan was caught off guard. He didn't expect Xiaobai to cry because of this.

He quickly comforted him, but Xiaobai cried miserably and beat him with his little fists.

"I want my aunt! I want to play with my aunt!..."

Xiaobai was crying and fussing, and suddenly, Malanhua's voice came from the entrance.

"Don't cry, don't cry, I'm here! Aren't I waiting for you?"

Malanhua left and came back. It turned out that she had never left, and was just in the corridor outside the door.

She knew Xiaobai's character and guessed that Xiaobai would cry, so she stayed outside to see what was going on.

If Xiaobai's reaction was not so intense, she would quietly walk away.

If Xiaobai reacts violently, like now, she will come back and take Xiaobai with her.

Sure enough, Xiaobai's reaction was just as she guessed.

Xiaobai followed Malanhua and gave Zhang Tan a rolling look before leaving.

Zhang Tan smiled bitterly.

"You are so old and you still cry, are you ashamed?"

On the way back, Malanhua laughed at Xiaobai.

"Ho ho ho ha~" Xiaobai was a little embarrassed to be said. He wiped his tears and smiled, with a smile on his face. He followed Ma Lanhua's feet with his bag and jumped up and down.

Malanhua laughed at Xiaobai for crying, but felt very happy at the same time. Xiaobai still clung to her.

Walking in the alley, Xiaobai was chattering, asking about Malanhua's stay in Qicheng, and asking Xiaobai if he had grown up a little...

She asked as she followed Malanhua, jumping and jumping on Malanhua's shadow in the moonlight.

Bai Jianping on the side felt that he was redundant.

Malanhua brought gifts to Xiaobai, which were a schoolbag and a pencil case. When she opened the pencil case, there were pencils, erasers, knives and other stationery inside.

"Is it for me? Is it really for me? Hahahahaha~~~"

Xiaobai repeatedly heard about it, and after receiving the confirmation, he was as happy as a fool. He walked around the house with his schoolbag on his back at night, constantly asking Bai Jianping and Ma Lanhua if she looked good with her new schoolbag.

This schoolbag is actually far inferior to the one Xiaobai has now. It was just given to her by her old man. It is a big brand, light and strong, waterproof, safety reflective, and costs several hundred dollars.

The one given by Malanhua was an ordinary style found on the roadside, but Xiaobai liked it very much.

"Wash your face and get ready for bed." Malanhua reminded her to wash her face and brush her teeth first.

"Xiao knows Nao~"

Xiaobai followed her to the bathroom and stood at her feet asking questions. Ma Lanhua also took the opportunity to ask her some things, such as...

"Does your uncle often go to square dances?"

Xiaobai looked back at the living room. His uncle was still lying there watching TV and didn't pay attention here.

"Yes, I go every day."

"Going every day? Does he have the time?"

"Yes, he really goes there every day. The old man and I made a video. Do you want to see it?"

"Where?"

"It's in the old man's cell phone."

"...Then show me tomorrow."

"good!"

"Then do you come to see your uncle often?"

"..."

"No?"

"Yes~I always come to see him!"

"How often?"

"How often?"

"I asked you how often you come."

"Come here often."

"real or fake?"

"It's true~"

"I'll ask your uncle later."

"...Ask him where he lives?"

"Ask him if you come to see him often."

"→_→, oh my, I don't even know how to yell at you!"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What am I afraid of? I'm not afraid of anything!"

"Don't be excited. Why are you excited?"

"Am I so excited?! I can't be more excited!"

"Why are you so loud?"

"It looks like I'm strong."

"Melon Xixi~"

"Auntie, you are so talented~"

"What did you say?"

"Don't bother nagging me if you don't listen clearly."

"Gua Wa Zi must be polite."

"Auntie, is your butt so big again?"

"...Crawl away! Take your claws away, be careful I slap the wax in your ears."

"Hoohoho~~~ I like your butt so much, it's so big."

"Ghost Sun Eye, get away from me! Don't touch me~~~"

"Hoo ho ho ho, hahaha~~~"

Malanhua scolded Xiaobai fiercely and walked towards the living room. Seeing Xiaobai following her, his little paws about to move, she said angrily: "What are you doing out here? Have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?"

"No."

"If not, then go back and wash~"

"Just wash it, why don't you stay there~"

"Put down your schoolbag first, okay? Aren't you tired from carrying it?"

"I'm going to school tomorrow."

"Then we'll carry it again tomorrow. It's only night now and you're crowing like a melon?"

"I know Nao, I know Nao~ Why are you so cruel? My little friends are all frightened by you, Nao."

"You don't look scared at all, you're very fine~"

Xiaobai brushed his teeth and washed his face at an unprecedented speed. He wiped his face casually and ran out in a hurry, shouting: "Let me tell you something funny~"

However, there was only my uncle in the living room, not my aunt. My aunt had already gone to the bedroom.

Bai Jianping was very supportive. He stopped watching TV to see Xiao Bai and asked enthusiastically: "What's so funny? It must be funny."

"Auntie?"

"What's so funny in the room?"

"I'm going to find my aunt."

"You haven't told me anything funny yet."

"...I'll tell my aunt."

"..."