Dad Academy

Although it is called a carousel, it is not actually a horse, but a unicorn, a pink unicorn.

In the amusement park, Xi'er finally got on the coveted merry-go-round. This silly boy laughed extremely loudly and happily, sweeping away the previous gloom.

Zhang Tan looked around. Fortunately, today was a working day and the summer vacation had just ended, so there were no people in the amusement park. The only people riding the merry-go-round were Xi'er and another young couple. Xi'er's hiahiahia laughter only startled the young couple.

When Xi'er sat on the merry-go-round and rotated in front of Zhang Tan, Zhang Tan saw her hugging the horse's neck and barking, her little butt jumping up and down. He quickly told her not to move around, sit tight, and hug her tightly. .

Hiahia smiled and said yes, hugged the horse's neck tightly and stopped jumping around. However, after turning a little further away, the old behavior immediately started to appear.

"There's still one more lap to go and it's over. We have to go back." Zhang Tan said.

"Clam?"

Xi'er looked very surprised, thinking that she had just started playing, how could she just go back.

But after the carousel turned around, it really slowly stopped, no matter how hard she drove, it stopped turning. She saw that the little brother and sister who were riding the carousel with her had dismounted and left hand in hand.

In a daze, she realized that she was being picked up by her godfather and placed on the ground.

"Stop looking around, it's over, we have to go back." Zhang Tan interrupted Xi'er's eyes staring at the merry-go-round.

Xi'er giggled, bared her teeth and showed her dimples, and said flatteringly, "Daddy, can we have another round of fun?"

Zhang Tan: "You've played two rounds, aren't you dizzy?"

Xi'er shook her head, jumped up and down, and said she was not dizzy at all, she was fine.

"But your sister called to ask if you had gone back."

"Just say I'm going back."

"...Liar?"

"hiahiahia~~I want to lie, I want to lie to my sister, I want to ride the merry-go-round!...I want to be a primary school student."

Well, the last sentence was very intimidating. In order to dispel her persistence of being a primary school student, Zhang Tan let her sit for another round, then picked her up and took her home.

Sitting in the car going home, Xi'er suddenly sighed, looking full of sorrow.

Why would a child do this?

"What's wrong? It's not like you to sigh suddenly."

"ε=(ο｀*))) Alas, Xiaobai and Xiaomi are both primary school students. Xi'er doesn't have any good friends in kindergarten."

"How could it be? There are so many children in your class, you can make friends with them."

"I like Xiaobai and Xiaomi the most."

I think you also like Liliu Dudu and Cheng Cheng.

"...Then I have good news for you. Xiaonian will go to kindergarten with you, and you can keep her company."

"Xiao Nian?" Xi'er was excited and her eyes lit up.

"Yes, Xiaonian is going to kindergarten. She is in small class. She is studying late. You can be good friends and take care of each other."

Chen Xiaonian has just turned 4 years old. Normally at this age, he should be in the middle class of kindergarten. However, Xiaonian entered the kindergarten late and only entered kindergarten after the summer vacation, so he studied in the small class.

She and Xi'er go to a kindergarten, which is very close to Huangjiacun and Xiaohongma, making it easy to take care of them.

Kindergarten started a week later than elementary school. On the first day of school, Xi'er took Xiaonian with her. This time she could finally become a sister. Xiaonian was not only younger than her, but also smaller in size. She looked like a baby when she was around her. Bring a little sister.

Xi'er personally sent Xiaonian to the small class and chatted with Xiaonian's teacher in a decent manner. They were nothing more than "hiahiahia~" and "my sister's name is Xiaonian" and other non-nutritious words.

At the same time, Xiaonian was also sent to kindergarten by her grandparents.

The two old men cautiously encouraged her not to be afraid, and sent her to the classroom to sit down before leaving.

Lao Chen had to take an exam that day. After leaving the kindergarten, he went straight to the exam room.

"You can go back. You don't have to accompany me. You can't help me with the exam."

Lao Chen took a black document bag from Yang Lan, which contained things like pens and ID cards. Yang Lan had prepared it for him last night and checked it again and again to make sure that no essential items were missed.

"Then let me take you to the subway."

The two left the kindergarten and walked along the street for less than two minutes. They stepped onto the underground sidewalk and planned to cross the main road and take the subway on the other side.

Along the way, Yang Lan took the trouble to remind Lao Chen to pay attention. Pedestrians passed by them and looked back frequently. Neither of them paid attention until there were footsteps behind them, and the two young people who had just walked past ran back. He stood in front of them, looked at them a few times, and looked very happy.

"It's you, I recognized them, it's these two people. They were the only ones who saw us that night. They must have called the police!" said the shorter young man of the two.

Old Chen was so suspicious that he didn't recognize who the two people in front of him were, and couldn't even understand what they were saying. Yang Lan's expression changed, and she immediately recognized the two people who were involved in a motorcycle collision in Huangjia Village that night. Two people escaped!

When she secretly told the police her license plate number, she was worried that the police would notice her and find her, but she didn't expect to meet her here.

"What? Remember, it was you who called the police that day, and you also told the police our license plate number."

"You must have mistaken the person." Lao Chen said. In fact, he also remembered it, but he could never admit it.

"It doesn't matter if you don't admit it. As long as we recognize him, let's go." The taller young man said and pushed Old Chen.

"Where to go?"

"Let's talk after we leave here."

The two people in front of him were both young people. Lao Chen was worried that they would hurt his wife, so he motioned to Yang Lan not to move and to go out with them first.

The four of them left the underground walkway and reached the ground. Lao Chen originally planned to call for help when he met pedestrians on the ground, but it happened that there was no one around when they came out, so they had to go all the way to a small alley next to them and were blocked in it.

"After we were arrested by the police that day, we were detained for four days before we were released." The shorter man said, "And we lost a lot of money for medical expenses. Now we have no money to eat. What do you think we should do?"

"We have no money." Lao Chen said, blocking Yang Lan behind him. He knew that his wife was timid and had always been protected by him.

"It's not up to you whether you have money or not. Let me search you."

The two men came forward and searched him forcefully, and found only two brand-new hundred-dollar bills and dozens of crumpled change.

Lao Chen couldn't help but feel lucky that he had just paid Xiaonian's kindergarten tuition with the money he had. Otherwise, he would have suffered a massive hemorrhage and become heartbroken.

"There's really no money."

The two cursed a few words in a low voice and put more than two hundred yuan in their pockets.

Yang Lan said cautiously: "These two hundred yuan are the money we paid to register for the exam."

"Who cares about your exam! I still think the money is too little. Do you know how much medical expenses we paid?" said the tall man.

The shorter one asked: "What test is it? You are so old and you still have to take the test?"

Lao Chen said: "I have an exam, which starts at half past nine, and I can't make it."

The short man looked at his phone. It was now 8:50, "What are you taking the test for?"

"Plumber's employment certificate."

"Is this still a test?"

"Yes, you must have a job certificate."

"Where to take the exam?"

Another tall man interrupted impatiently: "Why are you asking so much! His exams have nothing to do with us. We want to get more money from them."

"But they don't have any money on them. They were searched just now."

“Just because you don’t have money, doesn’t mean your family doesn’t have money.”

"You want to go to their house?"

"Why not?"

"It seems like the sentence is very harsh."

"What are you talking about? If we are caught like this now, won't the sentence be harsh?"

"So it's better to be careful."

"What do you think we should do if we don't go home?"

"I thought of it! Let them transfer money via mobile phone."

"...You still have more options."

After muttering for a while, the two came to Lao Chen and Yang Lan again. Without saying anything more, they asked Lao Chen to hand over his phone.

"Transfer money to us with your mobile phone." The tall man said, returning the phone to Lao Chen and asking him to unlock the screen.

Lao Chen: "There is no password."

"...No password?"

He really entered the mobile phone interface directly and glanced at a lot of various apps.

"Transfer money."

Lao Chen said: "We don't have money on our mobile phones because we don't know how to use smartphones and we usually only make phone calls."

"Who are you lying to?"

The tall man looked through Lao Chen's mobile phone, but he didn't see a bank APP, nor any other software that could transfer money. Instead, there were many software for live streaming, shopping, and beautiful pictures.

Lao Chen said that this was already on his phone, but he didn't know how to use it and had never opened it.

The shorter man fiddled with Yang Lan's mobile phone and said helplessly after a while: "This mobile phone is the same, it is equivalent to an elderly phone."

"You should also take a look at this."

"...It's the same, it's really nothing."

The tall man cursed a few times and looked very angry.

The short one asked him: "What should we do now?"

"I don't know what to do! It's only two hundred yuan, it's a huge loss!"

"He has an exam later."

"……What's the meaning?"

"Emm, that two hundred yuan is his registration fee."

“This is none of my business!!!”

The short man probably felt that it was difficult to explain to him, so he said nothing more.

Lao Chen complained at the right time, talking about his family's difficulties. He was an old couple, working as a cleaner in a property management company, with low wages. They also had a young granddaughter to take care of, and their life was very tight.

The short man said: "Is this exam for competition for new positions?"

Old Chen: "The original plumber is gone."

"Are you still taking exams at such an old age? Are you not older?"

"It's still many years away."

"Oh, you are quite motivated."

"I've given you the money, can you let us go? I have to rush to take the exam, and I'm running out of time."

The short man looked at the tall man, and the tall man cursed: "Are you a big fool? Why are you talking to him about this? Your sympathy is overflowing, aren't you! We want to make money, you know what? You just I won’t be able to eat!”

"Didn't Brother Liu agree to let us work in sales? Although the basic salary is not high, the commission is high, how about we give it a try."

"You'll die if you try it! Let us sell insurance, can you sell it? Who doesn't look disgusted when they see insurance sellers now??"

"How about we go to the job market and have a look?"

“You also know the talent market.”

“You’ll find out if you go online more.”

"roll."

The tall man turned around and walked towards the entrance of the alley.

"Hey, where are you going??"

"I didn't eat breakfast! Go have breakfast!"

The short man did not chase after him in a hurry, but asked Lao Chen: "Are you really out of money?"

Lao Chen said: "Didn't you search me just now? There really aren't any more."

Each man said nothing and chased his companions. Lao Chen and Yang Lan were overjoyed and were about to leave, but they saw two people standing in front of the alley arguing fiercely, with no intention of leaving, and blocking their way.

Just as the two were hesitating, the short man waved to them and signaled them to come over.

"Do you really want to take the exam? Don't lie to me."

"Really, look, I have a pen and scratch paper with me. This is a book for the exam. I have been reading and reviewing these days."

"It's true. Lao Gao, look, it's true. I took a lot of notes in the book and they're almost torn."

"Don't look! Don't show me these!!" the tall man said angrily.

The short man was not angry and returned the book to Lao Chen, and at the same time gave him two hundred yuan, "Go to the exam, go."

Lao Chen was stunned, not expecting that the money could be lost again. He took it in his hand and pulled Yang Lan away in a hurry.

"Hello~~"

Lao Chen was stopped and turned around to hear the short man ask: "Are you in time for the exam?"

Old Chen counted the time and his face tightened.

The short man saw this and asked, "Can't you make it in time? Is your exam place far from here?"

"About three kilometers."

"That's not far away. The exam is at 9:30. It's now 9:10, and there are still twenty minutes left. That's enough."

"The journey is not far, but it is long and the road is not easy to walk."

The short man looked at the tall man. The tall man couldn't help but feel nervous and asked, "What are you going to do again?"

"How about we give them a ride."

"What?"

"Give them a ride."

"Kill them?"

"No, I'm sending them to the examination room."

"Are you sick or am I sick?? You big fool."

"It's okay if you don't want to give it away. Then lend me your little eDonkey."

"What do you want to do? Don't borrow it!"

“I think it’s not easy for people to take exams even when they are very old.”

"It's not easy for us either."

"Forget it if you don't want to borrow it."

The short man asked Lao Chen to follow him, and the tall man asked: "Why are you going, don't you want to have breakfast?"

"Send them to take the exam first."

"I don't want to borrow a car!"

The short man took out a bunch of keys from his pocket and shook them: "I have the keys here, haha."

The tall man cursed a few times and followed helplessly. Yang Lan glanced at him, and he glared back fiercely. Yang Lan was so frightened that she hurried forward a few steps instead of walking side by side with him.

The small electric donkey can only seat one person, so the short man took Lao Chen and set off. In order to make time, he drove very fast on the road.

"What time is it?" the short man asked while riding his bicycle.

"It's twenty past nine."

"Turn left or right ahead?"

"Turn left."

"Hurry up."

"Don't run the traffic light."

As soon as he finished speaking, the little e-mule took advantage of the traffic to stop, stepped on the accelerator, jumped out, quickly crossed the sidewalk, and turned to the left.

The traffic policeman who was directing traffic witnessed the whole process, pointed at the little electric donkey flying in front of his eyes and shouted: "Stop!!! Stop!!!"

The little eDonkey didn't plan to stop, but continued to drill around, and finally arrived at the examination room at 9:25.

"Thank you, comrade."

"Go quickly, go quickly, there are still 5 minutes left. If you need to go to the toilet, go to the toilet first."

"Then I'm leaving."

"Take the exam well."

As soon as he started riding on the e-donkey, Lao Chen suddenly asked: "Oh, yes, can I ask? Why did you hit someone that day?"

The short man was stunned, and suddenly looked towards the intersection, only to see the traffic policeman who had witnessed him running the traffic light chasing him: "Why are the traffic policemen chasing you??"

He got on a small electric donkey and drove away quickly. After sneaking for a while, he responded loudly: "He caused us to lose our jobs and did not give us probation period wages..."