Cultivation Starts From BTTH
Chapter 121 Brother, My Stomach Hurts!
Chapter 121 Brother, my stomach hurts!
This Taoist priest who called himself the Great Immortal was naturally Xiao Han in disguise.
He, ah, never likes to fight and kill, and he doesn't like to do anything that can be solved with his mouth.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Sovereign, This Venerable has traveled all over the world. It's also a fateful fate to be here today and meet you!" Xiao Han stepped on the auspicious clouds, looked around at everyone, and sighed with emotion.
"I don't know if Chang is here, what advice would you give me?"
In the crowd, someone asked carefully, very respectfully, not to mention that this is the Taoist priest, just the terrifying aura released by the Taoist priest makes them feel secretly trembling, the strength of this Taoist priest is absolutely It is unfathomable.
In Heijiaoyu, a region that admires the strong, this Taoist priest is definitely an ancestor-level figure.
"All beings are equal, how can you give me some advice? It's just that This Venerable ripped open the space passages at will and came here unintentionally. This Venerable happened to be passing by, so this Venerable has some fate with you all." Xiao Han said slowly, and deliberately tore through the space channel, speaking a little louder.
"Rear the space?!"
When everyone heard the words, their hearts trembled, with a look of shock on their faces, tearing apart the space, isn't that only the powerhouse of Dou Venerable can do it?
This Taoist priest is actually a Dou Venerable powerhouse?
"Dare to ask, but... Dou Venerable powerhouse?" The enchanting young elder in Tianshe Mansion looked at Xiao Han and asked softly.
Hearing this, the Blood Sect Sect Master Fan Tuo and others all stared at Xiao Han, their hearts were tense, as if they were waiting for Xiao Han's confirmation.
Xiao Han stood on the colorful auspicious clouds, holding floating dust in his hands, eyes closed, the breeze blew, and his Taoist robe blew, and there was a bright moon in the sky. The figure of the Taoist priest is so extraordinary, like a peerless master.
Everyone looked at him with admiration. This is the demeanor of a master. They didn't say anything, they were all waiting for Xiao Han to speak.
At this moment, Xiao Han waved the dust in his right hand, slightly opened one eye and glanced at everyone, then closed it again, and then said with an unfathomable expression:
"This Venerable's strength is hidden so deeply, I didn't expect it to be seen by you. This Venerable has calculated that this Venerable will meet someone who is destined here. It seems that the destined person is you! "
"Fate person?!"
Hearing Xiao Han's words, everyone was shocked. They were actually the fateful people of a strong Dou Venerable. Could it be that the Taoist priest wanted to give them a chance?
"Since you meet someone with a predestined relationship, This Venerable naturally can't be stingy, so let's give you a Manifestation!" Xiao Han said.
"I don't know what Manifestation is waiting for me?" Someone hurriedly asked excitedly.
"This Venerable wants to select three people from among you and others to be the closed disciples of This Venerable!" Xiao Han closed his eyes and said still profoundly.
Whoa!
As soon as the words fell, the audience was in an uproar, and everyone was ecstatic. This Daoist Dou Venerable actually wanted to recruit three closed disciples here?
The disciple of the strong Dou Venerable, this is simply unimaginable. If there is such a teacher, wouldn't the future be promising?
"Grandpa Daoist, I am willing to be your disciple!"
"I am also willing, Grandpa Daoist, please accept me as your apprentice!"
"Grandpa Daoist, accept me, accept me, my talent is the best!"
"..."
In an instant, the audience was boiling, and everyone was so excited that they all knelt on the ground and begged Xiao Han to accept them as disciples. Even Elder Qing and several other strong Dou Sovereigns knelt down.
The disciple of the strong Dou Venerable, who wouldn't?
At this moment, no one doubted Xiao Han in the slightest. After all, the latter appeared so cool, and his words were unfathomable. In addition, who would dare to doubt the terrifying aura emanating from his body? This is definitely a peerless master. It is a blessing that they have cultivated in eight lifetimes to meet them today.
"Your enthusiasm is very high!" At this time, Xiao Han spoke, he opened his eyes, his hands were numb, and his heart was about to turn over with laughter, but on the surface he was still so indifferent, and his every move was revealing. The fan of peerless masters.
"But This Venerable only plans to accept three disciples. You are all so enthusiastic, making This Venerable really embarrassed." Xiao Han looked embarrassed.
"Grandpa Daoist, I am willing to present these two Tier-7 Alchemy Pill Yin Yang Mysterious Dragon Pills to you as an apprenticeship ceremony!"
At this moment, the Tsing Yi Elder with a sexy enchantress figure stepped forward, holding a jade box in both hands, and said charmingly.
This Yin Yang Mysterious Dragon Pill was originally intended to be given to the Heavenly Snake Palace Master, but at this moment, she can't care so much. Of course, it is more important to worship Dou Venerable as a teacher. As long as the apprenticeship is successful, will she still need to work for the Heavenly Snake Palace in the future? ?
Seeing this, Xiao Han's eyes lit up and his heart was overjoyed, but he was still very calm on the surface, immortal, savage, and refined, Xiao Han waved the dust, facing Qing Elder, and said solemnly:
"This Venerable only loves landscapes and lofts all his life, and always sees money, Alchemy Pill and other common things as dung, but ah, This Venerable is surprised by your bones, extraordinary talent, and will become a great thing in the future. I don't want you to be a good seedling. Everyone, so ah, this meeting ceremony, This Venerable reluctantly accepted, starting from today, you are the closed disciple of This Venerable."
After that, Xiao Han waved the dust, and the jade box in Elder Qing's hand fell into his hands.
Hearing what Xiao Han said, black lines appeared on the foreheads of everyone in the arena, and they were secretly slandering this Taoist priest in their hearts. It was really too shameless.
Only love landscape lofts?
Don't like money vulgarity?
Tier-7 Alchemy Pill, barely accepted?
"It's so shameless!" Everyone secretly despised them, but no one dared to make a sound. After all, the strength of this Taoist grandpa is unfathomable. This is a terrifying existence that can kill them with a slap.
However, the actions of this young elder also made everyone's eyes shine.
That is, gift giving!
"Grandpa Daoist, this is Earth Grade Movement Dou Technique: Three Thousand Thunders, please accept it!" Dou Sovereign, the leader of the Black Skull Tomb, also spoke up.
"Grandpa Daoist, this is a Flying Dou Techinque. I honor my grandfather." The Blood Sect Sect Master was naturally unwilling to be left behind.
"Grandpa Daoist, look, this is a peerless spear, and the seventh-order magic core in it can be said to cut iron like mud."
"Grandpa Daoist, I have something better, look..."
With the wind of giving gifts, everyone immediately took out their treasures and scrambled to give gifts to Xiao Han.
Seeing the crowd worshipping him like a god, Xiao Han almost burst into laughter. He flickered around a group of Dou Sovereign Dou Kings and asked, who else?
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic. In that case, This Venerable will make an exception and accept all of you as disciples."
With a big wave of his hand, Xiao Han immediately put all the treasures in everyone's hands into the Storage Ring, and said with a look of emotion.
"My disciple pays respects to the master, and I will definitely serve you with all my heart in the future!" Everyone kowtowed to the master, and they were so excited.
In fact, they didn't know that Xiao Han was more excited than them at the moment, which was really cool.
"Okay, disciples, you all turn around and prepare for the teacher to tear the space passage and take you out of here!" Xiao Han said sternly.
"Yes!" Qing Elder and others were excited for a while, and they all turned around obediently. In the future, they will be Dou Venerable's disciples, and they can walk sideways when they go out!
"Hey, isn't the respected teacher going to tear apart the space, how did you leave?"
When Qing Elder and others turned around and waited quietly, someone in the crowd whispered, he was very curious, so he took a peek and saw that their respected teacher was frantically dodging into the distance.
Hearing the man's muttering, Qing Elder and the others frowned slightly, all turned around and looked into the distance.
I saw their respected teacher turned into a stream of light, running farther and farther, and actually completely abandoned them!
This is how the same thing?
This style, isn't it?
"His grandmother is a jerk, everyone, we have all been deceived, that Taoist priest's mother is a fool!"
At this time, someone in the crowd reacted, and immediately pointed at the flashing light, and yelled loudly!
As soon as the scolding fell, everyone reacted in an instant.
They've all been scammed!
"Fuck, this stinky Taoist priest, I'm going to tear you apart!"
"This bastard Taoist, the terrifying aura on his body must have been tricked, otherwise the strong Dou Venerable would need such a trick?"
"That's right, this bastard is a deceived magician. Brothers, catch up and snatch the things back!"
At this moment, everyone was so angry that they were about to burst into flames, especially when they thought of the scene where Xiao Han was playing around, everyone's lungs were about to explode with anger.
This fucking sucks!
"Stinky Taoist priest, don't run!"
"Stop for Laozi!"
After an angry scolding, the blood sect, Tian Snake House, and other large and small forces all went all out to chase the rushing streamer in front of them. This dog day Taoist priest, they can't wait to smash the corpse into thousands of pieces. All their treasures are gone.
"My mother, how did you find out so quickly?"
Xiao Han, who was dodging in front of him, heard the sound of the wind breaking behind him, as well as the roar of scolding resounding through the heavens and the earth, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
What if this is caught?
Dou Qi surged inside Xiao Han's body, swept away frantically in front of him.
At this time, while flying through the air, he saw the door of the Black Seal City, Xiao Han suddenly found a familiar figure.
That's right, that's Xiao Yan!
As if seeing the savior, Xiao Han flashed and fell in front of Xiao Yan in an instant.
"Brother, I finally found you!" As soon as they met, Xiao Han immediately went to give Xiao Han a bear hug, as if he had found his long-lost brother.
"Why are you dressed like a Taoist priest?" Xiao Yan was also very happy. After pulling Xiao Han away, he glanced at Xiao Han and couldn't help laughing.
"Ouch, brother, I may have eaten a bad stomach. I have a stomachache. It's convenient to enter the city. This robe is inconvenient to wear. Please help me." Xiao Han said suddenly.
After finishing speaking, Xiao Han threw the Taoist robe and floating dust to Xiao Yan, while he covered his stomach and quickly slipped into the Black Seal City.
"This guy is really..." Seeing this, Xiao Yan was dumbfounded, but suddenly, Xiao Yan seemed to realize something, this scene seemed familiar, wouldn't he be tricked again?
"No, Xiao Yan, a large number of terrifying auras are coming towards you and have locked you in!" At this moment, Yao Lao's urgent reminder sounded in Xiao Yan's heart.
shhhhh…
As soon as the voice fell, a gust of wind broke, and in the sky above Xiao Yan, dozens of Dou Qi Huayi appeared, either Dou Sovereign or Dou King, and the lineup was extremely luxurious.
Moreover, the fire-breathing eyes of these Dou Sovereign Dou Kings were all staring at Xiao Yan.
"Uh..." Xiao Yan's body trembled, and he couldn't help but step back. He had never seen such a battle before, but seeing the fierce eyes of Dou Sovereign Dou King, Xiao Yan seemed to realize something, and he subconsciously Glancing at the Taoist robe in his hand, he felt a chill in his heart.
"Everyone, I said... this robe is not mine, do you believe it?" Xiao Yan kept stepping back and said tremblingly.
"I believe your grandma's legs, brothers, fuck him, this bastard!" A grumpy Dou Sovereign immediately became furious and scolded.
As soon as the words fell, dozens of Dou Sovereign Dou King's bodies erupted with aura, and they were furious and killed Xiao Yan.
Seeing this, Xiao Yan felt hopeless in his heart. After his body trembled, he summoned Zi Yunyi. He didn't dare to stop for a moment, and ran away.
"Xiao Han, you are cheating on your brother again, you beast!"
Rewards, tickets go ╭(╯ε╰)╮
(End of this chapter)
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