Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

Ye Congwen replied with a smile, while reaching for Yu Benben's chin as a gesture to drink water, Yu Benben was so ashamed that he buried his head in his meal.

"What are you talking about? You think everyone is the same as you—the size fits pretty well. Did you ask for it from Xiaofang Xiaocao?"

Yu Yueyue thought to herself that she hadn't told Ye Congwen about the size, since the clothes were not too big or too small, this guy must have asked the two maids.

Ye Congwen smiled and said nothing, but in fact his heart was already overwhelmed. No wonder seeing a strong woman like Yue Yue today, but only a little sense of intimacy, a kind of intimacy as if seeing relatives of the Huaye two clans.

In the past, I'm afraid that I would have the cheek to strike up a conversation, after all, there are too few muscular girls with the same height as me! A fierce sister who is two or three meters tall is an extravagant hope, and it is still feasible to chase a strong female man who is more than 1.8 meters tall and improve her offspring.

It's a pity that Yu Yueyue's own aesthetic has unconsciously influenced Yu Yueyue, no wonder I'm not interested in those big guys recently. This is not a good sign! It's only been a few days since I came to the apprentice camp, and I think the paper figurine is very beautiful, isn't this self-deprecating?

"Aren't you underestimating people? You're big brother, I'm a butcher."

"What happened to the butcher?"

"I can tell how many catties a wild boar weighs just by holding it in my arms. We know each other so well, but we still can't figure out your size. Are you doubting my professional level?"

Ye Congwen joked casually, before Yu Yueyue could get mad, she immediately walked outside.

"you are a pig!"

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As soon as Ye Congwen came out of the gate, he saw Lin Xiaoyu also wearing a green dress and a pair of green onion high heels, his eyes were bright and bright, looking at the gate of Yu's house faintly with infinite longing.

As soon as the door was open, Lin Xiaoyu hurried over and was about to hold Ye Congwen's arm habitually, when he suddenly found Yu Yueyue standing in the middle, like a noble swan.

The hair is up in the open neck, the fragrant shoulders are slightly exposed, and the eyebrows are picturesque, especially the purple dress on the slender figure, which complements Ye Congwen's vermilion round-neck robe. It is simply a couple's outfit!

"Sister Yueyue, where did you buy this dress? Why haven't I seen you wear it?"

Lin Xiaoyu walked to Yu Yueyue's side, and reached out to touch the clothes. It seemed that Wen's clothes were made of the same material, so he couldn't really guess it, right?

"Then you have to ask your Congwen big brother. He helped me choose it. I almost forgot about it in the closet. He won money today, so he insisted on dragging me to a restaurant for dinner, and asked me to wear it as a gift from him." This suit, can you help me see if it fits?"

Yu Yueyue said with disdain, as if Lin Xiaoyu would throw away the dress if she just said "no".

"It fits, it fits, it fits very well, it matches Brother Wen's suit very well."

Lin Xiaoyu pretended to be nonchalant and asked:

"Brother Congwen, where did you buy this suit?"

"Jinghongfang, Wanquan County, happened to be doing an event that day, buy two get one free, and this suit on me was given by the proprietress."

"Buy two get one free? So you bought two dresses? Brother Congwen, where did you put the other one? Can you lend me one to see if you can? Xiaoyu Little Sister came here in a hurry this time, and forgot to bring clothes! "

Lin Xiaoyu blinked and asked very curiously.

"All the clothes are in my closet. When you grow up, just wear them. Now it's too long to fit."

Ye Congwen was in a hurry to go to dinner, and seeing that Yu Yueyue had something to say with a needle hidden in her face, she was afraid that the two would quarrel again, so she hurriedly urged them to go to the restaurant for dinner.

"Yueyue, why didn't your cousin come along? I'm going to apologize to him and invite him to a restaurant for dinner?"

Knowing that Yu Yueyue was still angry, Ye Congwen had to change the subject and ask.

"It's okay to make an apology, you didn't break his face and already gave me Face."

Speaking of which, Yu Yueyue gave the two of them an annoyed look, forget about Ye Congwen, at least the two had a conflict, and Lin Xiaoyu knew that she was my cousin, so she was still adding fuel to the flames.

All I want is to encourage Ye Congwen to beat me hard, and it's best to force Ye Congwen to fall out with me, she is so easy to reap the benefits, she is really a person, why didn't I see it before, this little girl has a lot of scheming.

"If I had known that he was your cousin, I wouldn't have hit him. We are all a family. He is your relative and naturally he is also my relative.

By the way, I originally wanted to ask your cousin face to face, I have no grudges with him, why did he secretly target me? "

Ye Congwen looked at Yu Yueyue with burning eyes, quietly waiting for the answer.

Yu Yueyue never expected that Ye Congwen would ask this suddenly, and she was flustered for a moment, and she really didn't know how to answer. You can't say that you are being repaired by my mother's order, right?

In case you get to the bottom of it, ask my mother why she only targets you? This is hard to say.

Ye Congwen saw that Yu Yueyue was timid and refused to answer, guessing the reason must be hard to tell, and it was most likely some kind of jealousy.

Seeing Lin Xiaoyu rolling his eyes looking for Eight Trigrams, fearing that Yu Yueyue would be embarrassed, he had no choice but to comfort himself:

"Isn't it because I'm more handsome than your cousin that he wants to take personal revenge on me?"

"He has been jealous of people who are prettier than him since he was a child. I have told him many times, but he just refuses to change. You can forgive him because he is uglier than you?"

Yu Yueyue borrowed the donkey from the slope and quickly replied.

Lin Xiaoyu listened intently, speechless for a long time. Ye Congwen thought the girl was sulking, so she laughed at herself:

"Don't put a high hat on me. The first time we met, the black boy was long and the black boy was short. If you don't say that I am short and dark, I already have a very Giving face."

Lin Xiaoyu stared at Ye Congwen obsessively for a long time, before sighing:

"Brother Congwen, compare yourself to what you were a month ago, and you seem to be a different person. What good food did you eat?"

Lin Xiaoyu didn't say anything, Yu Yueyue really didn't notice it, and after looking carefully for a long time, she was indeed more generous and confident than before. The facial features are more distinct, and even the height and shape seem to have changed, but if you don't pay attention to it, you won't notice it at all.

"I'll tell you a secret. In fact, this is the effect of the elixir. The wood bean sprouts are right. The elixir can cure all diseases!"

Ye Congwen vaguely felt that this was due to the elixir. If he had any extraordinary adventures in the past month, except for digging up a few pairs of elixir with a burial scripture, everything else was as usual.

"Who is Wood Bean Sprout?" Lin Xiaoyu asked puzzled. Before Ye Congwen answered, Yu Yueyue shook her head and denied:

"It's pure nonsense. I also took the elixir. Why can't I see any changes?"

"You haven't seen the wooden bean sprouts before, with a dull complexion, dull skin, delicate and frail body, always looking listless and timid.

You also saw it after taking the elixir. Your appearance and figure are almost catching up with yours. When I saw the two of you standing together for the first time, I almost thought you two were twin sisters! "

Ye Congwen glanced at Yu Yueyue a few times, and said angrily:

"Do you still want to go to heaven? You are so beautiful, but if you want to become more beautiful, God can't help you.

Besides, how many pills have you just taken? The wooden bean sprouts followed me but ate the elixir as a meal. I dug up several pairs of the two-color elixir with a net weight of five catties.

After taking it, I found that the two-color elixir had little effect on improving my physique, so I wholeheartedly searched for the three-color elixir, but I forced her to eat all the remaining two-color elixir. "

Yu Yueyue was at a loss for words for a while, and was speechless. This guy uses words indiscriminately, how can beauty be at its peak? Which woman does not want to become more beautiful.

Lin Xiaoyu's eyes lit up when he heard the two-color elixir, but at this time there are more important things to ask:

"Who is Wood Bean Sprout? Brother Congwen, why are you forcing her to take the two-color elixir?"

I really want to give Yu Congwen a severe beating. If she doesn't want to eat, you can leave it to Xiaoyu Little Sister. Why force others to do what she doesn't want to do?

"Dal is my cousin. She is sick and refuses to take medicine. As a big brother, I naturally have to take care of her."

Ye Congwen looked up and found that he had come to the entrance of the restaurant. A slender waitress had already come to ask where the three of them wanted to sit.

"Let's go to the window on the third floor, where the view is wide and the scenery is good."

Seeing that the waitress was a local rich man, she immediately served very attentively. But Lin Xiaoyu didn't care about these things. Seeing the waitress walking far ahead, she asked sympathetically in a low voice:

"What's wrong with your cousin and needs to be treated with something as precious as a two-color elixir?"

"She suffers from ascariasis, which is what you often call ascariasis. You also know that our family is poor and has no money to buy medicine. I think that thing has a strong medicinal effect. It can be used to deal with roundworms. The medicine is really cured!"

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Lin and Yu glanced at each other. If it wasn't for the fear that they would not be able to beat Ye Congwen, they would have raised their fists and greeted Ye Congwen fiercely in the face. They really have everyone. Money to buy medicine?

If you don't have money, you come to me. If you have the ability to exchange money with me for two-color elixir? What kind of poor man are you to use such a precious thing as medicine for roundworms! People are poor and short-sighted!

(Seeking collection, asking for recommendation, asking for monthly pass.)