Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

"No! I have to find an opponent for Yu Yueyue, otherwise this woman will devote all her attention to me, and sooner or later she will be tricked to death. Lin Xiaoyu is just thick-skinned at most, and she is a straightforward person anyway, so she won't give me Set up.

Yu Yueyue is different, she is a smart person, she knows a lot of things, secretly observes my words and deeds behind me all day long, learns a trick or two and then goes back to experiment on me, it can be said that no one knows it! "

Ye Congwen heard people say that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to deceive people. Yu Meiren must have great potential in deceiving people, so she has to find a way to find something for her to do.

Thinking of this, he went to Lin's house, and saw Lin Xiaoyu hiding behind the door and peeking out from a distance, and as soon as he saw himself entering the yard, he immediately walked into the house.

How could Ye Congwen not know what this girl was thinking? What's on his mind is written all over his face, isn't he just waiting for himself to beg for mercy?

A man can stretch if he can bend!

He strode up, pushed open the door as if nothing happened, and said to Lin Xiaoyu with a smile:

"Little Sister, see what good things I brought you?"

Lin Xiaoyu said angrily:

"How can a bad-tempered person like me deserve to eat your food?"

"Who said it's bad to have a bad temper? Which pretty girl has no temper? People who don't have a temper are mostly ordinary-looking, and they are afraid of offending others, so they are patient and cautious.

Look at other concubine Yang Gui, who dared to offend Tang Xuanzong at the risk of beheading, and in the end, Li Longji went to the door to apologize in person? "

In order to make Lin Xiaoyu happy, Ye Congwen spared no effort to quote classics and tried to be very convincing.

"Didn't Concubine Yang be strangled to death by Tang Xuanzong?"

Although Lin Xiaoyu doesn't like reading and writing, she was born into a wealthy family anyway, and she has seen a lot of operas since she was a child.

"Nonsense! Which man is willing to strangle Concubine Yang to death? You didn't see Gao Lishi on the stage, who was shouting there every day: Your Majesty, something is wrong, and the imperial concubine ran away from home again!"

Ye Congwen imitated the voice of the eunuch on the stage vividly, making Lin Xiaoyu laugh out loud.

But in a blink of an eye, thinking that he didn't come to coax him all afternoon, he immediately said with a straight face:

"What are you doing at my house?"

"I took a nap at noon, and my head suddenly woke up. I thought that I really blamed you in the morning, so I ran to the mountain to catch a few pheasants, and I was going to cook a panacea chicken soup at night to apologize to my little fish Little Sister. You see, I have been busy. I didn’t come back until after eight o’clock, these are the blood grapes I picked specially for you.”

Ye Congwen originally planned to keep the food for himself, but at this time, borrowing flowers and presenting Buddha may have unexpected results.

Seeing that Ye Congwen spoke sincerely and had a good attitude, Lin Xiaoyu took the blood grapes and picked one to try.

"It tastes good, where did you pick it?"

"I picked a big bag, if you like to eat it, come with me to get it now!"

Ye Congwen thought that there were three big bags of wild fruits in Yu Yueyue's room, and she would surely make the girl happy by taking a little of each.

"If I don't go, you two brothers and sisters of the Yu family don't welcome me. Did you two bully me for no reason?"

Lin Xiaoyu felt very upset when he thought that Yu Congwen had distributed all the elixir to Yu Yueyue at noon.

"Why are you still angry? As the old saying goes: If you fight at the head of the bed and make peace at the end of the bed, how can a husband and wife have an overnight feud! Aren't we sincerely making jokes for outsiders when we make such a fuss?"

"Who is married to you?

Hey, brother Congwen, do you mean to admit that you have thoughts about me? "

Lin Xiaoyu was in high spirits instantly, opened his watery eyes wide, and looked at Ye Congwen without blinking.

Ye Congwen was about to say the wrong thing for a while, but Lin Xiaoyu grabbed hold of him, stayed for a while, and continued to say against his conscience:

"My Xiaoyu Little Sister looks so charming, which man wouldn't be tempted?"

"So, are you willing to worship the heavens and the earth with me?"

what's the situation! This girl's brain circuit is too fast, and she gave herself away with a bunch of blood grapes? This girl is too fierce. In the future, you must not take advantage of Lin Xiaoyu, so you can only say earnestly:

"You know that my family is poor and I can't even get a dowry, so how dare I covet the daughters of your families?"

"Craucian carp? What crucian carp? I, Lin Xiaoyu, are not as coy and coy as others. If you like it, you will like it. If you like it, you will be a husband and wife. As long as your heart is on me, even if you take a crucian carp as a dowry, I will go with you too."

Seeing Lin Xiaoyu's serious face, I was really afraid of her level of education, afraid that this girl would make a fuss and spread it everywhere. Ye Congwen thought for a long time before shaking his head resolutely and said:

"I won't let my wife suffer any grievances. Blessing the heavens and the earth is a joyous event. It must be done in a beautiful and beautiful way, and the family is happy. How can I take a pair of crucian carp as a betrothal gift?

Isn't that sincerely letting others laugh at your Lin family? Even if you don't care, my face is dull.

Miss Lin, if you really think highly of me, just listen to me. "

Lin Xiaoyu looked at Ye Congwen's serious face, and nodded a little unaccustomed.

"I, Ye——I, Yu Congwen, also want face. I once swore that if I couldn't become a body forging warlock, join the Demon Hunter Guards and make great contributions to obtain the land distribution, I would never marry a wife and have children.

People are poor, but I have great ambitions. Let me go to other people's homes with no money to propose marriage. I can't bear this face. Do you understand what I mean? "

"It's okay! My family is rich, so my grandfather will secretly give you another box of gold bars when the time comes. You can just take the gold bars as a dowry gift."

Lin Xiaoyu said nonchalantly, thinking it was such a big deal!

Sin!

Is this girl really heartless or is she pretending to be stupid and not understanding? Ye Congwen had no choice but to explain again and again:

"Didn't you say you want to be a fairy couple with me? Why don't we wait until we become body-training warlocks to talk about marriage? Now our top priority is to practice hard and strive to become a body-training warlock as soon as possible."

"So you went up to the mountain today to catch pheasants and stew elixir soup for me, are you afraid that I won't drink those bitter elixir?"

Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu finally got to the point, Ye Congwen nodded quickly.

"My grandpa is really too, why did he tell you everything.

You are also stupid, you are afraid that I will find it bitter, just put some sugar in it, why bother, and go to the mountains to catch pheasants. "

"Isn't this more sincere? How can you please a girl if you are poor and lazy?"

"Hmph! You have a sweet mouth. I'll forgive you this time. If you make me angry next time, I'll ignore you!"

Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu finally let go, Ye Congwen let out a long sigh himself, he was really tired, more tired than climbing a mountain.

"Then let's go have soup together, don't keep them waiting."

Lin Xiaoyu was in a good mood, hadn't eaten all day, and was so hungry

Gooing, hugged Ye Congwen's arm, saw that he was still holding a bunch of blood grapes, smiled and said coquettishly:

"Brother Congwen, feed me grapes."

At this time, Ye Congwen dared to disobey the wishes of this little ancestor, and hurriedly picked grapes and fed them to Lin Xiaoyu one by one.

The two brothers of the Lin family were sitting at the dining table with the two siblings of the Yu family, playing with bowls and chopsticks, when they suddenly saw the two of them walking in feeding grapes intimately, the two brothers looked at each other, thinking that their own Little Sister had really grown up, knowing How do you rule over a man?

"Hurry up and sit down, I'll wait for you, Lin Xiaoyu, don't rush to help you bring things to Yue Yue, you used to be the most diligent in Lin's house, now you come to Yu's house, don't treat yourself as a guest, It's still the same as before, you know?"

The two brothers of the Lin family winked at Lin Xiaoyu, signaling that she wanted to make a good impression on the Yu family.

Lin Xiaoyu understood the meaning, and hurried to Yu Yueyue's side, rushed to bring the washed blood grapes to the dining table, and said skillfully:

"Sister Yueyue, find a place to sit. Just leave this kind of matter to Yu Congwen and me. Brother Congwen, hurry up and give up your seat to Little Sister. You sit next to me."

Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu finally stopped feeding grapes by himself, Ye Congwen breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to find a seat away from Lin Xiaoyu to sit down, but Lin Xiaoyu called him over before his butt was warm.

Yu Yueyue frowned and always felt that something was wrong, this is my house, why is it Lin Xiaoyu's turn to give orders? Does she regard herself as the mistress of our Yu family?

Seeing Ye Congwen being dragged by Lin Xiaoyu at the first glance, he understood everything in his heart. It must be that Ye Congwen said something stupid again that made Lin Xiaoyu misunderstand!

Immediately tactfully retorted:

"You are a guest, so how can I keep you busy, let Mr. Lin know about it later, I'm afraid he will scold us for not having a tutor in Yu's house again."

Lin Xiaoyu is not a hardworking person. Seeing that Yu Yueyue didn't want her help, she was eager to sit happily next to Ye Congwen, feeding Ye Congwen a blood grape for a while, and coquettishly saying that she would not eat pheasant with skin , forced Ye Congwen to help her bite off the skin.

Ye Congwen finally ate the chicken skin while enduring everyone's amazed eyes. Lin Xiaoyu took another spoonful of hot soup, blew it to cool down, and stuffed it into Ye Congwen's mouth, looking at him with affection and consideration, Ye Congwen Congwen had no choice but to submit obediently.

Seeing that the three people next to him could only pretend to turn a blind eye, listen but not hear, and concentrate on being a cook.

Although Yu Yueyue only put half a catty of two-color elixir, except for Ye Congwen, the rest of them were in the Martial Master state, and drank a bowl of two-color elixir soup. After less than ten minutes, the whole body burst out with energy, and the Blood Qi was full. Feeling deeply in their hearts, they all rushed into their own room to practice Cultivation Technique.

Ye Congwen saw that Lin Xiaoyu was still holding on with her blushing face, so she had to remind her:

"Aren't you going to practice the Cultivation Technique?"

"They all ran away, I will stay with you."

Lin Xiaoyu said stubbornly, feeling hot all over, grabbed a handful of cold blood grapes and put them in his mouth, hoping to quench his thirst.

Who would have thought that as soon as the blood grapes were in the mouth, the hotness that had just emerged was actually beaten back, like a ladle of cold water poured on the flames! Lin Xiaoyu noticed the abnormality and began to eat blood grapes. After about five or six minutes, Lin Xiaoyu felt that his face was no longer hot, and his body was no longer as hot as before.

Lin Xiaoyu hurriedly took out the small mirror to look at Own's face, and secretly shouted:

"Brother Congwen, look at my face is not red anymore!"

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