Cultivate your sister’s immortals

Mo Yi’s stomach is now very painful, very painful, if you want to use a metaphor to describe it, it is estimated to be “pregnant women who are about to give birth”, since eating the Xuanhuang Pill given by Mo Luoxue, Mo Yi’s stomach is like turning over the river and the sea, at first he thought it was just a cold, but when he gradually followed Yu Demon to the back mountain, he reacted to his diarrhea.

“Senior brother, senior brother, is there a toilet here?” At that time, Mo Yi’s iron green face asked Yu Demon about it, at this time they had already left the academy and walked on the sheep intestine path in the mountains, and Yu Demon could only touch the back of his head and regretfully said that if you want to run back to the academy, it is better to go to the back mountain to find it, because according to the degree to which you have to send this arrow on the string, running back to the academy area is tantamount to looking for death ().

After hearing this, Mo Yi could only play with his life and rushed to the direction pointed by Yu Demon first, he didn’t care if he knew the road or something, according to the road map roughly described by Yu Demon, Mo Yi thought that he should not be lost, because there had been a similar precedent in the past – looking for Mo Luoxue’s mansion in the huge Mo family, that time Mo Ye also successfully touched Mo Luoxue’s courtyard with his superior memory? Then this time should also be able to successfully touch the hut.

After jumping east and west for a while, Mo Yi finally reached his destination, he went around to the top of the mountain behind, he ran crazy all the way, but finally reached the destination Mo Yi fell into deep thought, because in front of a bamboo forest, surrounded by tall trees and bushes, at the foot there is a stone paved road leading to the bamboo forest.

Mo Yixin said who was repairing the bamboo forest in the thatched house, and after a moment of hesitation, the thunderous grunt of his stomach urged him to speed up his actions, and Mo Yixin wanted to cry and run into the bamboo forest on the stone steps without tears.

Walking into the bamboo forest, Mo Yi found that this bamboo forest was larger than he thought, he followed the stone steps and walked for a while without seeing the toilet, the most important thing is that he seems to have circled around the place a few times, the bamboo around is green, and there are new bamboo shoots on the ground, and occasionally birds can be heard, because of the dense bamboo forest, the slanting sun of the sky can not shine into the bamboo forest, and it seems that the surroundings have fallen into a light green dimness. In a deep bamboo forest of tender green, a breeze blows through the bamboo forest, the sound of bamboo leaves is extremely pleasant, and a green fresh breath lingers on the tip of the nose.

“Ahhhhh Do you want this! “Mo Yi has no intention of appreciating bamboo now, he is already almost collapsed, and he can’t find a toilet to make trouble, is this bamboo forest itself a toilet?” Isn’t it beautiful to take the sky as the roof, the ground as the pit, the bamboo leaves as the toilet, and the heaven and the earth as the toilet…. What a!

“I wipe!” Mo Yi covered his stomach and thought frantically about the feasibility of going to the toilet in place, there was no one around, there were bamboo leaves as toilet paper, the environment was claustrophobic, the sky was almost blocked by the bamboo forest, only a few tiny bits of sunset spilled through the bamboo leaves, safe, claustrophobic, neat, such a location perfectly conforms to the setting of the toilet.

Just when Mo Yi was about to take off his pants, a pleasant and crisp sound of water sounded, stopping Mo Yi’s movements, and he looked up in the direction where the sound came from with a puzzled face. After making up his mind, Mo Yi walked over slowly, and after bypassing a piece of bamboo, he saw a clearing, in the center of the clearing, there was a hut made entirely of bamboo, and the smell of tea and boiling water continued to waft out from the window of the hut.

To sum up, there is the next wonderful and strange ‘first meeting’, a woman who has not ended in her past life and is reunited in this life meets a … A man in a hurry to go to the toilet.

“Toilet… Lavatory? The woman serving tea in the bamboo house looked at Mo Yi’s side face and asked stunnedly.

“The toilet, commonly known as the thatched house, also has the beautiful name of the squat pit, which is a place to pay tribute to mortals, is there one?” Mo Yi tried his best to express the meaning of the word toilet, if it were not for the limited time for the stomach problem, he could tell the woman in front of him the cause, origin, and spread of the toilet.

“Nope.” The woman shook her head lightly and said, her green eyes glowing with doubt and disbelief as she stared at Mo Yicui.

“There is no toilet at home! Who will believe it! Mo Yi shouted, “Then dare you ask if there is a public toilet here?” ”

“Nope.” The woman shook her head.

I rub. Mo Yi was about to explode by the woman in front of him, this is another few meanings, although you are good-looking, have a great temperament and great taste, but you can’t fix me, there is no toilet at home, do you open the valley?

Suddenly, Mo Yi’s face was distorted, damn it, yes! The monk living in this kind of bamboo forest is either a hermit power or a neuropathy, and the woman in front of her who has the word ‘master’ written on her every move does not look like a neuropathy, then she can only be a hermit power! Of course, the great power of cultivating immortals can not eat five grains! It’s all gone, so where does the saying go to the toilet come from?

Mo Yi suddenly felt that the future of his life had become gray, and he had to account for his first incontinence since he was a child!? And in front of this stunning beauty who looks like she can score 100 points, this is simply not enough salt on the wound and you have to pour a bottle of chili sauce.

The woman stared at Mo Yi for a while, and then she spoke, “Your name… Is it Mo Yi? ”

“Well, yes, how do you know.” Mo Yi glanced at the woman sitting on the ground and replied, the woman sat casually on the floor made of bamboo rafts, the wide green robe was casually scattered on the ground, and her turquoise eyes reflected her embarrassed appearance.

No, no, no… Now is not the time to look at beautiful women, no matter how beautiful beautiful they are, they cannot be used as toilets. Mo Yi shook his head and prepared to turn around and go out, “Excuse me, I’ll look elsewhere.” ”

The woman quietly looked at Mo Yi’s back, she raised her jade hand from the wide robe and waved slightly, a cyan soft light rushed straight to Mo Yi’s abdomen, before Mo Yi could react, the light had completely sunk into his abdomen, and then, a black gas like ink came out of Mo Yi’s body, flew straight out of the bamboo door, and fell under a green bamboo.

“What a situation.” Mo Yi touched his stomach, subconsciously turned his head to look outside the bamboo door, and the ink-like gas that touched the green bamboo withered and corrupted with the naked eye, and finally turned into a pool of sewage.

A drop of cold sweat slipped down Mo Yi’s brain, and at the same time, his originally severely painful stomach slowly subsided.

The woman raised her head to look at Mo Yi, her face has a lightness that has not changed for ten thousand years, unlike Mo Luoxue, the woman’s expression is light, looking at everything under the world as the lightness of nothing, Mo Luoxue at least has a fanatical pursuit of martial arts, but Mo Yi can only see the lightness of indifference to everything from the woman’s eyes.

“Thank you.” Although Mo Yi didn’t know what happened, it was the woman who helped him beat the filth of his body out of the body, and Mo Yi also learned this posture when he went to the toilet.

“Let me ask you, is your name Mo Yi?” , The woman looked at Mo Yi and asked again.

Mo Yixin said that you asked this question before, he suddenly couldn’t say anything when he looked into the woman’s eyes, the pair of emerald green, originally indifferent eyes suddenly appeared a trace of expectation… Or rather, craving.

Mo Yi didn’t understand for a while what made this elegant and tea-like woman so excited, but he subconsciously denied that it was his own name that caused this.

“Yes, my name is Mo Yi.” Mo Yi hesitated and nodded half-nodded and said.

“Finally…. See you. “, got Mo Yi’s affirmation, the woman knelt on the ground and looked up at Mo Yi, two lines of tears slowly slipped from the corners of her eyes, she cried, but at the same time smiled, the smile appeared like a ray of light that appeared in the dark sky, beautiful and moving.