Cthulhu Corrosion: Another World Rescue Plan

"Huh? I suddenly had a bold idea!"

"Me too! Hehehehe!"

"Don't everyone think of going together? Hahahaha!"

“Time to pull out my favorite memes!”

"Sir, can I take a moment of your time?"

"But if it's really going to be effective, don't we need some props?"

That night, a group of unknown descendants of the evil god in the form of octopus dumplings chased a group of men and women in green clothes and rushed into the new shopping district. They also damaged many stores when attacking their targets, and two of them suffered the most serious damage. It was Mr. Walter's gramophone shop and Mr. Monte's painting supplies shop. A large number of products disappeared for no apparent reason under the attack of the family members and disappeared.

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Six o'clock in the morning. Morning light filtered through gray-brown clouds and illuminated the Miskatonic River.

The six crisp bells rang on time, and the entire world of the Kingdom of God seemed to turn upside down in an instant. Monsters reincarnated into humans. People opened their doors one after another and greeted each other. It was another day of harmony and simple folk customs.

At least, that's how it should be.

But this morning, whether they were rich or middle-class people, they opened their doors with coffee in hand to take in the first breath of fresh air in the morning and grab a newspaper. At the same time, they saw purple octopus dumplings jumping on the lawn.

The being that should not appear in the daytime had a gramophone that was playing on a loop tied to its body. One tentacle waved a leaflet, and the other tentacle waved a small black hat politely.

"Sir, can I take a moment of your time? I hope to tell you about our great Father and Savior, Cthulhu!"

People opened their mouths in surprise and sluggishness, and the coffee cups in their hands fell to the ground.

This scene took place in the streets and alleys of Arkham Town. Some of the voices coming from the gramophone were even weirder: "This gentleman, this lady, can you take a moment of your time? I hope I can tell you about us." The Lord of Mysteries, Klein Moretti the Fool!”

"Sir, can I take a moment of your time? I hope to tell you about our latest milk tea!"

"Sir, can I take a moment of your time? I hope to tell you about our latest octopus balls!"

"Madam, can I take a moment of your time? I hope I can tell you about our official CP, a slender giant monster with a humanoid weapon, a year-old attack knight x a magic wife lord!"

All kinds of octopuses fill the streets and alleys of Arkham Town.

They carry gramophones that are not plugged in but can produce sound (actually connected to a solar panel placed in a druid system backpack). In their tentacles are gaudy leaflets painted with various colors, and they appear on the streets. They can be found on campuses, churches, on people’s front lawns, and even on rooftops.

Their appearance is so weird that after looking at it for a long time, it can even make people crazy and feel a faint sense of cuteness. They also openly promote the names of evil gods, seductive and depraved things, and forbidden love affairs...

These octopus dumplings appear from all directions, preaching strange teachings, and using their harmless appearance to lure people to follow their footsteps.

"This is not allowed! This behavior violates the rules of this town!" The residents of this Kingdom of God followed the octopuses onto the streets, gathered together like a tide, and rushed to the shore of the Miskatonic River. , protested angrily.

However, a female voice said quietly: "But, they are not sanctioned by the rules?"

The people suddenly got stuck.

Yes, the rules of this world only stipulate that people will be hunted down by strange beings if they violate them. It does not say that strange beings will be hunted down if they violate the rules.

"But, the monsters in the other world will be transformed into humans in the morning..." People looked up at the sky. It was not only daytime, it was also a clear and bright day, but these things all belonged to someone from the other world. Let’s grow octopus dumplings belonging to the Evil God!

"Perhaps, they should not belong to this world. We should open the door to the kingdom of God and drive them away so that they can never disturb our peace." The female voice followed the instructions and guided the people to the answers in their hearts.

"Yes! Yes! Open the gate and drive them out!" The people agreed one after another. In everyone's unanimous belief, the Kingdom of God was shaken, and a swirling gate appeared on the bank of the Miskatonic River.

"It's done!" The players clenched their fists, and Octopus Tuanzi, the nearest one, jumped into the door first. Not long after, a happy message came from the channel: "It is indeed the outside world. As soon as we came out, there was a system prompt that the mission was successfully completed! Everyone Come out quickly~!”

The octopus dumplings, druids, and krypton gold bosses who were responsible for kidnapping NPCs but did not participate in the promotion took the lead in carrying Edward Lost, who was tied up and gagged, and whose eyes were blurred from time to time with a dose of amnesia powder. After rushing into the gate, the remaining octopus dumplings abandoned the gramophone and leaflets, quickly slipped through the crowd, and jumped into the whirlpool without looking back.

After a hundred or two hundred octopuses were thrown into the gate, the shaken Arkham Town finally regained peace. The swirling door of time and space slowly shrank and disappeared, and a tall, thin, dark-skinned figure, Moses walked through the dense crowd like parting a sea, crushing the gramophone on the ground that was still playing "...our great Heavenly Father and Savior, Cthulhu!"