CS Bonus Hunter

What do you say? !" Azhu looked at Liu Zuo, and Liu Zuo said, "Don't look at me, I've almost used up my savings these months. "

Azhu looked at Brother Pi again, and Brother Pi said, "I was busy doing business, why did I lose money in the end?"

Azhu looked at himself and was silent.

In an embarrassing situation, Brother Bart's QQ rang suddenly. He walked to the computer listlessly, and suddenly his eyes lit up and cheered: "What is auspicious person? What is the path to heaven? Comrades, comrades, big business is here."

A Zhu rushed to Pi's computer and was dizzy. Brother Fart patted Azhu's head with tears in his eyes and said, "Is it a little comrade? Haven't seen a big scene! I fainted when I saw 100,000 yuan. That's like my old **** who has experienced trouble...10 Ten thousand yuan, oooooooo..." Liu Zuo slowly walked to their side and looked at it. It turned out to be a QQ broadcast. The content is probably that the National CS Competition WCG will be held recently. The champion will receive a prize of 100,000 yuan. . Liu Zuo looked at the two people who were crying and laughing and dancing and said slowly: "Two of you stop for a while, can you see clearly? You must be a five-man team to be eligible to sign up, and it's a tryout, from the city to the province. I think you are excited in advance for the national competition."

Brother Pi and Azhu went back to the computer again and studied them carefully. They both watched and muttered. Liu Zuo didn't bother to care about them anymore and went to the bathroom with a copy of "Webmaster Diary". As soon as he entered the toilet, he was stunned. Everything in the toilet except the toilet was full of books-the books that Brother Pi and Azhu went to the toilet to read had never been recovered. He picked up a few books and read them, "Adult Jokes", "Beauty Gallery", "Reader's Digest", "Man is the Product of Aliens", "Pain and Happy"... He sat on the toilet angrily and thought: " The taste of these two people is really questionable... "Today's large size is particularly fun, and it somewhat makes up for the anger at the bathroom. Liu Zuo walked into the room while sighing, and saw that Brother Pi and Azhu were sneaking up on something. He didn't bother to care about them either, sitting in front of the computer and making up a small program to play with. It has been three days in a row, and he will do this as long as he is not playing CS, and it will be done soon.

While I was concentrating on it, I suddenly heard Pi brother beaming: "Okay!"

Looking back, Brother Pi and Azhu were picking up a piece of white paper with a few large characters written in a brush: Bounty Hunter Team Liu Zuo said, what are you doing? He moved his head closer to look at the calligraphy of the character, spit out the word "stinky" lightly, and started programming again.

Brother fart said: "You know a fart, I'm a Weibei style, and laymen can't appreciate it."

The pig beside him praised: "The words are beautiful and the content is novel."

Liu Zuo said: "What's new? Don't you just want to set up a team to cheat the 100,000 yuan? Are you a fool? Three heads, they have to be bombed out as soon as they sign up."

Azhu said: "No, we dress decently to sign up."

Liu Zuo said: "Your brain is sick. It's not a problem of wearing. We are not a team at all. The regular teams are all five players. If you are lucky, there are sponsorships, like our three calves... Humph, you should save it."

The fart brother said: "Slow! Comrade Liu Zuo, how come your mind has always been one-dimensionally turning? No wonder people say'ten programming and nine stupid'. There is also a famous saying that'you have difficulties to go up, there is no difficulty to make Difficulties will also rise'—— Comrade Liu Zuo, now we are three, but we can expand the establishment, anyway, the registration date is up to next month. As long as we find a good leg during this period, the five legs will move towards the throne of the national championship together. , Hahahahahaha... the day when we turn over is just around the corner!"

The pig on the side whispered to brother fart: "Brother, you have miscalculated the number of legs. According to your algorithm, the five of us are all one-legged."

Brother Pi said angrily: "It's not the time to count the legs? Do you have a concept of priorities? The top priority is to set up our team. Let's list today!" After he got the paste, he would "bounty hunter" The white paper of "Team" stuck on the door lintel in the room.

A Zhu praised: "As expected, he is courageous and far-sighted in doing things. Even the characters are written so that they have a unique charm. Look at the writing, people who don't know can't recognize a word."

Brother Pi smiled slightly, expressing his appreciation for Azhu. Then he turned his gaze to Liu Zuo again and reached out to grab him. Liu Zuo tilted his neck and said: "Slow, slow! Let me save the disk first!" After asking him to tilt his neck to save the disk, Pitge stared at him seriously and said, "From today, you are the bounty hunter team. Captain!" The pig on the side clapped without losing the opportunity.

Liu Zuo said: "It's not so good. I haven't been the captain of the Dalian team since I was a kid. Now suddenly let me be an officer as the captain, I'm afraid I can't stand it."

Brother Pit said: "Any position, as long as you treat it with dedication, you will succeed. This captain, you must!"

Azhu said: "Yes, yeah, you should be Liu Zuo."

Liu Zuo blushed with shame, and said: "Since the voice of the masses is so high, I will reluctantly make it..." Before the end of the sentence, the brother announced: "From today, our goal is-WCG China Division. The overall champion of the CS competition. In order to realize this lofty ideal, we have to announce several disciplines."

"One, no more luxury goods such as melon seeds and potato chips. Save money and pay the rent."

"Two. Liu Zuo and I implement a rationed cigarette supply system every day. Those who exceed the standard will be fined for one week.

"Three, can no longer eat expensive lunch, take turns to buy vegetables every day, and my natural chef will cook for everyone. Anyone who publicly or privately discusses that the food is not good will be deducted from fixed cigarettes or snacks for a week."

"Four. In order to pay the rent regularly and quantitatively, start to implement an income-generating plan. I will return to my old career after training..." Azhu and Liu Zuo craned their necks and asked: "Your old career is..." Pige said with a cold smile: " I am the devil salesman who is frightened and feared by the vast number of owners of various communities in Nanjing—mainly selling mini vacuum cleaners to middle-aged housewives. Everywhere I go, I am invincible! Back then, I quit the world of salesmen for CS. Now for CS, I want to return to the arena!"

Azhu nodded and said, "Since my eldest brother has expressed his opinion, I have to make a contribution. I am a male devil family teacher who has passed on word of mouth and thoughts about the devil from the middle and primary school students in Nanjing. The primary school students who have passed, have made great progress both in their ideology and in their studies. It seems that it is time for me as a tutor to act again!"

The two finished speaking and looked at Liu Zuo. Liu Zuo squatted and said, "I, I will wash your clothes at home. By the way, I will study and study team tactics."

Brother fart nodded and said: "Then, it's so decided!"

Pige and Azhu were so enthusiastic about income-generating work. Two flowers bloom, one for each-a new situation in Beijing.

From the day of meeting with the little lady who took out the garbage, Xicheng suffered from three problems: one was that he was fidgeting at six o'clock every night and had to take time off; the other was that he often smiled idiotly during the day and talked like sleepwalking. ; Third, when playing CS, he always squatted behind the wooden box, and then smiled and said: "This trash can is really good.

After the little beautiful lady came back from the spring outing that day, she saw Xicheng downstairs again. Xicheng is the typical sunny boy, with outstanding looks and family background. It just happened that he couldn't do anything to fall into the hands of Little Beauty. Xiao Jiaren didn't know whether it was innocent or pretending to be stupid. Although Xicheng squatted downstairs every day and met every day when he was in the trash, she didn't have any more expressions other than that Xicheng was more fun and could say witty things. As a result, Xicheng can sorrow and love many times a day, either with joy or sigh. Recently, he finally made significant progress-he finally succeeded in persuading Xiao Jiaren to write down his mobile number. Xiao Jiaren promised to text Xicheng when she was bored or okay. Xicheng was really excited about this major progress for a long time, and added a new problem: picking up the phone N times a day.

But Xiao Jiaren never texted him, presumably life is colorful and there is no boring time.

Xicheng is not discouraged. Apart from reporting to the trash can downstairs in the community every day, he still insists on checking his mobile phone when he is fine.

That night, when Xicheng was going to report again, Ajie stopped him.

"Xicheng, haven't you talked about the game against the Jack team at seven o'clock tonight?"

Xicheng slapped his head and suddenly said, "Why, I almost forgot about it. Are those two people so important? Really want us to join forces and play against them?"

Ajie said: "The two of them are the core figures of the entire Jack team. Although they didn't win one game in the first half, they won four in the second half. More importantly, the four lost games were the last. I lost to him in 1v1 with the guy named so."

Xicheng's expression became serious: "You mean, if you and him 1v1, the outcome is hard to predict?"

Ajie said: "That's the case. At our post-war summary meeting, everyone agreed that they lost because they didn't have tactical cooperation. It was solely on personal skills that they would lose. But so and Yoki's personal skills were too good. It should be the CSER that goes hand in hand with us." Ajie turned his eyes out of the window and said thoughtfully: "If one day they know how to cooperate and understand what a real victory is, it may be them.