The Avengers were all stunned.
Drax actually said......
His father, recounting the process of giving birth to him.
That's really ......
It's kind of disgusting.
on a spaceship.
Star-Lord's eyelids jumped.
If he could, he really didn't want to be with such a person in the future.
Be a teammate.
It's kind of disgusting.
......
on a certain planet.
Rocket Raccoon laughed like a fool.
"This Drax. "
"What a big idiot. "
"Hahaha!"
Groot, on the other hand, was confused.
The process of having a baby......
What can't be said?
It's not just pulling down a branch.
Then insert it into the soil.
Wait for it to grow, can't it?
Is there anything you can't say about it?
Groot really couldn't understand it.
Could it be that human reproduction.
Not the same as trees?
Groot fell into deep thought.
......
Kling Prison.
Drax was confused.
"Can't you talk about this kind of thing?"
"My dad was talking about ......"
"He and my mom, on that night. "
Drax recalls the story his father tells.
The story of how he was born.
"What a hearty birth!"
......
on a desolate planet.
Gamora couldn't help but hold her forehead.
What kind of teammates are these?
A Star-Lord, with a mind full of lust.
Drax, with a head full of.
Rockets and Tree Man, even more one is more bizarre than the other.
Such a team......
How hard is that?
If Thanos comes.
They simply don't have the ability to deal with it.
Gamora was a little desperate.
But there is no way, the teammates of their choice.
There is only one way to go to the dark.
......
Nebula took a sip directly.
"Drax is shameless. "
"Even more shameless than Star-Lord. "
"How did Gamora fall in love with these guys?"
"I'm really blind!"
Nebula scolded Gamora.
That's no mercy.
But......
I had a strange feeling in my heart.
Seems to be eager to take a look.
Drax said that process.
"Damn, what was I thinking!"
Nebula patted his head.
Put the mess up of ideas.
Throw it all out of your head.
......
On the planet Igo.
The mantis woman looked curious.
"Does Igo have a little Kunkun?"
"What is Xiao Kunkun?"
"Can you eat the food?"
......
Earth, Stark Industries.
Tony's whole laugh collapsed.
In his life, he has seen many, many strange things.
But never alone.
As bizarre as Drax is.
It has to be said that this Drax race.
What a wonder!
Tony looked at Pepper.
"Would you like to experience that process?"
Pepper glanced at him.
"No, you don't have to tell me about it. "
Tony blushes when he sees Pepper.
"You're shy, and that makes me want to try it even more. "
Pepper: "You can go to a female reporter." "
Tony calmed down a lot.
Get one’s dander up.
I'm just afraid of female journalists.
It's going to be talked about for a lifetime!
Tony was helpless and quickly changed the subject.
"I have to say, this Guardians of the Galaxy ......"
"It's really not like a team. "
"In the future, try not to work with them. "
Pepper nodded approvingly.
"They're in outer space, though. "
"We shouldn't be able to reach it. "
Tony agrees:
"That's right. "
"After all, I'm not going to outer space. "
"They won't come to Earth either. "
"Unless Star-Lord is homesick and wants to come back. "
"Otherwise, there's no reason for them to come. "
......
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Nick Fury fell into a state of stasis.
He's the best at leading teams.
Good at playing with people's hearts.
However, in the face of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
There was a feeling of powerlessness.
This team ......
There is no such thing as a normal person at all!
The only thing that's normal is Gamora.
But under the influence of Star-Lord.
The style of painting is also a little crooked.
Nick Fury sighed.
"Since the formation of the team as a leader'. "
"It's the first time I've felt such a headache. "
"These guys can't take it at all!"
The widow sister smiled and comforted:
"Don't be upset, Fury. "
"The Guardians of the Galaxy are not on Earth at all, but in outer space. "
"We don't go to outer space, and they won't come to Earth. "
Nick Fury didn't speak.
Whether it will go to outer space or not, it is difficult to say now.
After all, Nick Fury is forming forces outside of S.H.I.E.L.D.......
Heavenly Sword Bureau!
The base camp is in outer space.
One day in the morning, they were going up.
So, don't set the flag too early.
......
Corvo Laboratory.
Banner is crazy!
He is most interested in exploring living beings.
Especially unknown life forms.
There has been no major development in basic human research.
But now, the emergence of Igo.
It gave him a great goal for the experiment!
Just imagine, dissecting a planet.
What a great operation does this have to be?
Banner just thought about it.
I was so excited.
In particular, Igo is able to construct a body.
Even Xiao Kunkun has it.
What kind of body does this have to look like?
Banner's scientific mania burst onto the ground.
I really want to dissect one and take a look.
It's a pity that people are in outer space......
"Wait a minute, Hulk looks like he's gone to outer space too!"
Banner suddenly remembered.
After the Age of Ultron, Banner flew in a Quint jet.
Fly into outer space.
Not on earth at all.
Maybe Igo can be met!
Thinking of this, Banner was thrilled.
"A chance to dissect together!"
"Of course, I would like to dissect Drax. "
"Look at what the hell he's in his head. "
......
I have to say, a word from Drax.
Directly burned the CPU of everyone in the Avengers.
So much so that it took them a long time to come to their senses.
Figured out one thing......
This famous scene is called the story of Drax.
Co-authoring is not a story about the death of a wife and daughter.
It's the story of parents giving birth to dolls!
This Nima!
Everyone's mentality is broken.
Get ready to listen to Drax's tragic life.
Is this the kind of thing that turns out to be said?
Well said, don't ...... next time No, I'll talk more about it next time.
This kind of story that can make people's blood surge.
It should be more talked.
For someone, of course.
This kind of story that is not suitable for children is still too forward-looking.
in the chat group.
[Spider-Man: Oh my God, can you tell this kind of story? Can you elaborate on it, I'd like to hear it.] 】
[Drax: I'm glad you're willing to listen to my father's story, it's a form of respect, and I'm willing to tell you ......]
[Gamora: Drax, shut up! Parker is still a kid!]
[Tony: I'd suggest developing a private chat feature, and Drax would just talk to a few of us individually.] 】
[Spider-Man: I'd like to hear it too.] 】
[Tony: Parker, fuck off.] 】
[Spider-Man: That's so sad, Mr. Stark.] 】
[Tony: At your age, it's better to play games, I can give you a game console. 】
[Spider-Man: Really? Thank you so much!]
Finally, the bear child was coaxed.
Tony let out a long sigh of relief.
"This bear child. "
"I always want to explore things beyond my age. "
"He should have been arrested and beaten severely. "
Pepper smiled.
"You're quite patient with children. "
Tony said a little obscenely:
"I'm more patient with my own children. "
"Do you want me to prove it?" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
"Surely you want to, right?"
Pepper didn't bother to talk to him.
However, I was also thinking about it inside.
If the future of the two, after having children.
What would life be like?
......
[Famous scene 7: Teaching little Groot to steal]
......
on a certain planet.
Rocket Raccoon's face changed suddenly.
"Little Groot is so small. "
"How can you teach him to steal!"
"Who the hell did that?"
Rocket Raccoon swears.
Now him. []
Like a father who is afraid that his son will go the wrong way.
I'm afraid that little Groot will be taught badly.
A generation of Groot around him.
Patted him on the shoulder.
“IamGroot!"
"That's right! Whoever teaches people to steal is a bad person and should be shot!"
Rocket Raccoon swears.
"Groot, I promise you. "
"In the future, I will teach little Groot well. "
"Never let him steal!"
Groot smiled with satisfaction.
......
on a spaceship.
Star-Lord's face fell.
"Little Groot is so cute. "
"Who will teach him to steal?"
"I'll kill him!"
Star-Lord has been a thief since childhood.
Follow Yongdu.
Steal here, steal there.
This kind of life is not lived by people at all.
So, Star-Lord won't allow anyone......
Teach Groot to steal!
......
Inside Kling Prison.
Drax was also angry.
"Such a small child. "
"Why teach him to steal?"
"I'll kill him!"
......
Gamora's eyes narrowed.
"Teaching bad children is not what adults should do. "
"Who dares to teach Glitter to steal. "
"I'll kill him. "
......
Earth, inside the prison.
Ant-Man scratched his head.
The eyes looked left and right.
"Not me. "
"I'm a thief though. "
"But I'm certainly not going to teach kids to steal. "
"I still have this conscience. "
The prison guard looked at Ant-Man with a smile.
"What is your weak heart?"
Ant-Man shrugged.
"Do I have one?"
"Where am I weak?"
"Guardians of the Galaxy in outer space. "
"We are on Earth. "
"I can't even touch them, how can I teach them to steal. "
Prison Guard:
"Not necessarily. "
"Maybe you'll meet in the future. "
"And then deal with the enemy together. "
Ant-Man touched his chin.
I still feel that the chances are slim.
......
[Inside the prison on the ship.] 】
Yongdu sits in the corner. 】
[Rocket sits across from him.] 】
[Rocket: No offense, but your men are really bastards.] 】
[Yongdu: I was a captive for more than twenty years, until Starka rescued me and made me a marauder. He told me to obey the heartbeat, but I disobeyed. It's like you steal batteries......]
[Rocket: Drax's stolen battery.] 】
......
In the chat group.
[Drax: Rocket, you bastard, you actually blame me!]
[Rocket: It's not a big deal. 】
[Drax: I killed you early!]
Drax was so angry that it exploded.
......
[Yongdu: I have violated the creed, and the marauders have banished me. 】
[Rocket: Cheer up, we need to get out of here and go find Star-Lord.] 】
[Yongdu: Where did he go?]
[Rocket: Picked up by his biological father.] Why didn't you bring Star-Lord to his father in the first place?]
[Yongdu: He is small and can get into places we can't get into......]
[At this time, Yongdu had a flash of inspiration. 】
[I thought of a way to escape.] 】
[Yongdu: I have a solution, but I need your child's help. 】
[Rocket: No problem.] 】
......
At this point, things are clear.
I'm going to teach little Groot to steal.
It's Yongdu and Rocket Raccoon!
on a certain planet.
Rocket looked embarrassed.
~Original ...... It turned out to be me. "
"Hahaha, it's embarrassing. "
"However, there are extenuating circumstances, extenuating circumstances haha!"
Generation Groot smiled.
“IamGroot!"
"If only you understood me. "
The Treants are very considerate.
He knew that Rocket taught little Groot to steal.
I want to escape together.
That's right.
So the tree people understand very well.
Chat groups.
[Star-Lord: Rocket, you bastard, you actually teach children to steal!]
[Gamora: Unforgivable, Rocket, you cut yourself.] 】
[Drax: I'll help you kill yourself, and that's okay. 】
[Nebula: How can a child be taught to steal when he is so young?]
[Mantis Woman: Is it wrong to steal?]
[Ant-Man: It should be wrong, otherwise I wouldn't have been in jail.] 】
[Tony: You're talking a bunch of nonsense, of course it's not right to steal!]
[Ant-Man: Can you promise not to steal anything in this life?]
[Tony: I have money and force, why should I steal?]
Ant-Man was silent. (gotta be good)
Tony Stark really doesn't seem to lack anything.
He shouldn't really need to steal.
At least Ant-Man couldn't think of stealing anything.
[Ant-Man: Well, it's not right to steal. 】
[American team: Be sure to teach the little tree man that it's okay to steal things this time, but don't develop the habit of stealing things. 】
[Drax: That's right, to prevent you from stealing batteries and being hunted down all over the world like some fools.] 】
[Rocket: There is a connotation. 】
......
[Video continues.] 】
[The little tree man is surrounded by a group of adults. 】
They treated him like a toy. 】
Pour wine on his head. 】
[Little Groot roars angrily.] 】
[People around: Hahaha, look how cute he is when he is angry!]
[When you're weak, your anger is just a joke.] 】
[Groot is kicked to the ground.] 】
[When the incident was over, little Groot hung his head. 】
[Walking sullenly.] 】
[He's remembering the Guardians of the Galaxy]
[Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax......]
[When they are there, they spoil themselves infinitely. 】
[Little Groot became more and more aggrieved. 】
......
In front of the screen, everyone was furious!
How dare you treat a child like this!
How can this be endured!
The crowd was furious!
......
[Little Groot arrives in front of the cage.] 】
[Yongdu: Hey, little sapling, come here.] 】
[Groot walks over dejected.] 】
[Rocket's eyes are full of distress: My God, what did they do to you?]
[The little tree man didn't want to answer.] 】
[Yongdu: Little one, would you like to help us escape?]
Groot nodded. 】
[Yongdu: I need you to help me steal something.] In my room, in the bedside drawer, there's a flipper-shaped prototype that you helped me find, and it's red. 】
[The little tree man seemed to understand, and immediately began to act. 】
[Yongdu smiles with satisfaction and looks at the rocket.] 】
[However, the face of the rocket.] 】
[An extremely far-fetched smile appears...... Parent].
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