Country Weapon

“You bastard, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!” Li Hong was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Damn it, I have been playing tricks all my life, in front of the local emperor of Tianmiao Township, and when the township chief saw him, he was busy scattering cigarettes, packing some things, etc. He thought that his brother was the deputy mayor of Tianmiao Township, and there was someone who was the county magistrate. Father-in-law! Although it has been removed now, as the old saying goes, "A skinny camel is bigger than a horse", the lingering shadow is still there.

But I never expected that I would meet this **** as soon as I arrived in Liuhe Township!

"Ci'ao, is it easy for me to be a little lustful? I didn't read the almanac when I went out, so I can't blame the society for my mistakes!" Li Hong died with his heart full.

why?

It turns out that Li Hong is used to being arrogant and domineering in Tianmiao Township. He relies on his brother's reputation to cheat and cheat, and he is not afraid of trouble! As soon as I got bolder, I couldn't control that thing in my crotch anymore. I just looked after my mother-in-law every day, lying on her belly and sweating like rain, sowing my seeds.

 When I see a beautiful young woman, I want to go to bed. When I see a **** and charming young woman, I want to go to bed. After working on my mother-in-law day and night, my **** is finally going to be exhausted. Well, I can’t get hard even once in three days. I can only frown when I see the beautiful woman.

When he saw Xiao Hong and the other four ladies just now, he was astonished. He felt so beautiful. What was even more beautiful was that Li Hong actually found that he was hard, shamelessly hard!

"Ah, I'm finally hard, hahaha, I'm finally hard. I can **** the **** again!" He felt happy for a while, so he asked Huang Mao to come over, and called a few **** over to eat and drink two glasses of wine first. It’s not like you’re unfamiliar with picking out a stick when you get it.

But, after all, this is not Tianmiao Township, and Longgen is not the submissive women and weak men in Tianmiao Township. How can one's own mother-in-law be allowed to live with others?

"Humph, how brave you are to come to our Liuhe Township to play hooligans!" After hearing what Long Gen said, Fang Zheng immediately waved his hand and said sternly: "Come here, bring these heinous hooligans back to me. !" He rolled his eyes and saw the women next to Long Gen.

All of them were bright-eyed, white-toothed, slim girls with **** and perky butts. Fang Zheng almost couldn't control himself when he looked at them, and secretly cursed: "You brat are so lucky, these women are all so beautiful! Damn it, how did I meet you?" Not the last one? Now Ri Xiaohong has to pay..."

However, Fangzheng was also quite depressed. If someone hadn't been present, he would have really wanted to have an in-depth discussion with Xiaohong and the other ladies. Why did he fall in love with that **** Long Gen?

Even if He Jingwen is a great Buddha, Long Gen is a weakling after all! Although the **** is long, it is as soft as noodles. What use can it be?

“Ahem, this police officer, that, this, this is a misunderstanding, what else are you investigating? Isn’t it a bit big?” After all, after being nurtured by his younger brother for a while, Li Hong quickly calmed down.

"Hmph! Take it away. If anyone talks nonsense again, you will have no one to blame if you suffer some physical pain!"

Fangzheng snorted coldly and cursed secretly: "You idiot! You thought you were on your territory? You idiot, you don't look at anyone when you're looking for trouble!"

"I..." Li Hong was stunned for a moment and did not dare to say anything more. He took a group of people with him, got into the police car and left.

 The poor should not fight with the rich, and the rich should not fight with the officials!

Li Hong is a ruffian and a hooligan, but he doesn't dare to fight with the police for real. He collects protection fees from towns and cities like a child playing house, and bullies honest farmers, steamed bun shops, and porridge restaurants. It's not like there's no such thing as using a knife to kill someone, sir!

 Today I brought some guys with me, and they did it blatantly, but Li Hong didn't dare to do it, and it was still on someone else's territory. Calmly think about it and admit defeat!

"Brother Long Gen, you eat while I do some work first. Let's take the time to have a drink. On behalf of the township government and the people, I would like to thank you for reporting the case in time." Fang Zheng said a few polite words before leaving, and held Long Gen's hand with great kindness. .

 This is a show of goodwill, just for everyone to see. It means: "This is my brother, buddy, don't bully anyone!"

“There’s no need to say thank you. Well, just give some bonuses to good citizens...” Long Gentian shamelessly stretched out his hand.

The square and fat body suddenly became more agile, and with a "swish" sound, he ran away without a trace, and from afar came the words "Goodbye, never see you again."

Long Gen was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled bitterly. Sighing: "Why are the people's police so unreliable? They still want to take away my good citizen award bonus, they are so stupid!"

When the diners saw this, their eyes widened and they stared at the dragon root as if looking at a monster.

“Who is this guy? He dares to talk to Fang Zheng like this?”

“Tsk, tsk, even if this young man is young, he must have a lot of background...”

"What nonsense are you talking about? You don't have any background, how can you attract four beautiful women?"

ˆ “.....”

 The diners sat down again, their curiosity gone as quickly as they came. In the blink of an eye, I picked up the chopsticks and the wine glass, and there was another noisy sound in the hall, which sounded like trouble.

"Uh, haha, Long, Mr. Long is here to take care of the shop business again. Why don't you tell me? I'll arrange a private room for you!" Fang Zheng and his party had just left. After hearing the former's words, Shen Hong felt excited Big waves.

 Others don’t know it, but in my heart I feel like a mirror, very clear!

The director of the township police station took a quick look and saw that he was not a big official, but his position was quite important. There is a great need for security management; secondly, there is a lot of money, there are people in hand, and there are guns! Most people really don't dare to do anything to Fang Zheng, they don't dare to say more than a few words, but they hook up with this brat. Didn't the two of them almost have **** last time?

 “How come the relationship is now good again?” Shen Hong didn’t understand, but he was very good at being a good person.

“Let’s go, brother Long, sit in the private room upstairs!” Without waiting for Long Gen to say anything, he dragged Long Gen and walked upstairs.

When he walked to the counter, Shen Hong showed his loyalty and shouted to the lady at the counter: "This is my brother Long, the noble man of our "Roast Chicken Gong", we will take whatever we want, as long as we have it! In addition, Brother Long, all purchases are free of charge, do you understand?"

 The lady at the counter nodded obediently, looking at Long Gen and the others with a little fear. They asked for a private room just now and didn't give it to them. If the boss was given a stick, wouldn't the boss fire her?

“Oh, Boss Shen is really generous. He is as generous as Lord Mengchang of the Qin State. He made friends all over the world without caring about gains and losses. I am so impressed by him!”

He stretched out his hand to avoid hitting the smiling person. Since people were talking like this, Long Gen naturally couldn’t neglect it, so he sent a tall hat with a decent look to him. He changed his expression and said to the lady at the counter:

“Sister, are you listening? Did you hear what Boss Shen said clearly?”

The lady at the counter looked timid and nodded slightly, "I understand."

"That's it, inform the chef, and immediately take out all the bullwhips, pigwhips, etc. in the hotel and serve them to me. Don't overdo the dishes. Twenty-three plates will be enough. Don't waste it too much. Yes. No? Brother Shen, what do you think?" Long Gen looked relaxed and said calmly to Shen Hong.

Shen Hong is so angry. You can't be polite to this stinky boy. He is a typical little **** who climbs up along the pole. A little sunshine makes him shine!

"What do you say, Brother Long? You're already called Big Brother, why are you talking about that? What's wasteful is not wasted, but you can serve the food!" He waved his hand at the counter lady, and Shen Hong showed a rare generosity and said loudly: "Long Brother, it doesn’t exist, it doesn’t matter. Eat whatever you want, brother, I’ll take care of that! If it’s not enough, let’s order more, don’t you think?”

Long Gen squeezed his dry eyes until they were slightly moist. He grabbed Shen Hong's hand and said with a choked voice:

"Brother Shen, you are so kind. You are my dear brother!" After saying that, he wiped his eyes. Suddenly he raised his head and said to the lady at the counter:

“Well, waiter, put two tables together and let the cook serve two tables of food.”

Shen Hong's originally smiling face twitched again, and his heart was so painful.

"You bastard, you bastard! What if I'm a rich man and want to take advantage of the big family? There are only five of us, and only one with a handle. How much do you want to eat?" He cursed in his heart, but he still had to Put on a pleasant face and a pleasing smile.

Shen Hong's mouth twitched and he grinned, his white teeth looking awkward.

Long Gen looked back, caught Shen Hong's eyes, frowned and said:

“Boss Shen, what’s wrong, you, aren’t you happy that I ate so much of your food? Well, forget it, I won’t eat...” Zuoshi closed the menu and turned around to leave.

Shen Hong suddenly became anxious and thought to himself, it's a happy event that you are gone, but if you turn around and say to Fang Zhengyi, that **** shouldn't make trouble for me?

"Don't, don't, Brother Long, what are you doing? Why did you leave all of a sudden?" After all, he is a business-minded person who can do things quickly and quickly, "Brother Long, you have misunderstood me, brother. I just remembered something important. It's still being stewed and boiled at home. You eat while I go back."

"Huh? Boss Shen hasn't eaten yet. Come on, let's eat together. I'm treating you today." Long pretended to be generous and carried Shen Hong to the second floor.

Shen Hong was so anxious that he almost shed tears, but he still had to pretend to be grateful. This **** is such a bully. He eats me and drinks me, but he still talks so grandly. Where did this little **** come from?

"Oh, by the way, little sister, the dishes have been delivered. Let the chef prepare another table of dishes. When we finish eating later, I will take a portion back. There are a few more turtles, bastards, eggs, etc., don't worry. , My brother Shen is rich..." Before going upstairs, Long Gen calmly added to the counter lady.

Shen Hong felt a breath of relief in his heart, wishing he could fall to the ground and die. It’s so **** embarrassing!

"Brother, um, I'm really in a hurry. Let's go now. Another day, another day, big brother will have a drink with you, okay?" Shen Hong decided not to stay. Adding to the trouble and losing ten years of life would not be worthwhile. .

Long Gen smiled and said: "Brother Shen, don't change the day. I'm free before anything else. I come to your place to eat every day..."

"..." Shen Hong almost squatted down on the ground and staggered out of the hotel, shouting in his heart: "You little bastard, you don't pay for your life by tricking people..."