Country Weapon

 “Little bastard, ah ah! I’m going to kill you!”

He Jingwen was so anxious that he was so angry that he wanted to take a guillotine and chop up the little bastard's crotch! What a bully, a **** who framed others for harm!

"hey-hey"

As if he could read He Jingwen's thoughts, Long Gen suddenly turned his head and grinned at He Jingwen, revealing two rows of white teeth.

He Jingwen was stunned for a moment, staying in place, wondering what bad thing the little **** was planning, when she was suddenly grabbed in the chest. He Jingwen reacted conditionedly, screamed, covered her chest with both hands, and stepped back!

"ah!"

He Wenfeng was so frightened by the scream that he turned around and saw that he was still talking. Long Gen's lips twitched again.

"Jingwen, what's wrong with you? Did you see anything that scares you? Hey, how can I say hello to you? You are in your twenties, why don't you be more careful? You are so startled that you scared your uncle. Come on! Isn’t it just a mouse? What’s there to be afraid of? What should I do if I encounter a snake or a cockroach in the countryside?”

 Gently patting He Jingwen on the shoulder, Long Gen suddenly became serious and gentle. Those deep eyes, clean face, combined with that gentle smile, the perfect male **** has reappeared!

 But, He Jingwen really has the idea of ​​​​killing the little **** at this moment!

 Bullying people, too much bullying! A typical person who behaves well after getting an advantage, even if he framed himself, his father won't care about him anyway; he touched other people's **** and still said he was ignorant? But he just pretended to be seductive. Why are you so shameless, you little bastard!

 “Asshole!” He Jingwen gritted her teeth and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

Long Gen quietly took half a step back. Women are dangerous animals. Looking at your mother with a smile as bright as a flower, when she turned around, she didn’t know whether to hit you on the head or flick your penis.

The heart of a woman is the most poisonous in the world. You can't guess her thoughts, and you can't be more ruthless than her. If you can't afford to offend me, can you still afford to hide?

“Hehehe, it’s okay, rats are everywhere. I’ll get used to it gradually.” He Wenfeng smiled, but his eyes glanced at Long Gen aside intentionally or unintentionally, and nodded secretly.

This guy doesn't look like much at first glance. He is similar to Li Liang, and he is very sharp-tongued. But if you think about it carefully, this guy is incredible!

 My daughter has been straight-tempered since she was a child and does not understand expediency. One is one, and two is two. Moreover, since her wife left, Nizi's temperament has become even more aloof and arrogant, and most people will not look at her twice. Not many men can conquer their daughters, because they are too strong and excellent!

Generally speaking, if a man stands next to her, it would be a good idea if he doesn't feel ashamed of himself. How can he still keep his daughter obedient? Just dream, you don’t even have the ability to be a father!

The reason why Long Gen was able to take care of his daughter was very simple. He Wenfeng knew that his daughter had not been afraid of mice since she was a child. As long as she didn't catch them, she would most likely be killed if she caught them! Can a female man be afraid of mice?

That can only be the dragon root causing trouble!

He Wenfeng nodded and began to look serious. You have to take a closer look to see what kind of man can take care of his daughter! I couldn't help but feel a little hopeful.

"Jingwen has lost her mother since she was a child. It's good to have such a good man to take good care of her. Haha, the beating is kissing and scolding, it's love, hehe, it's interesting." He Wenfeng is an old-hearted person, and he figured it out after just a few meetings. got something.

 At least, if the two of them are together, the daughter cannot conquer this man! However, He Wenfeng would never have imagined that it was the shotgun in Long Gen's crotch that subdued his daughter!

　　I will be so scared that you will vomit blood if you find out.

“Haha, take a rest and take a breath, the meal will be ready soon.” He Wenfeng smiled and pressed Long Gen on the sofa to cook, and said with a smile.

Long Gen said a few polite words and sat aside with a cup in hand. When He Wenfeng walked to the kitchen, he spoke again.

"Jingwen, you are quite old now. Although you are not good at cooking, you have returned to your parents' home after all. Can you be more diligent and learn more from your uncle? If you are not good at craftsmanship, we can learn and practice. Well. You said you are a girl, why are you getting lazier and lazier!"

　　"Papa" patted his forehead, Long Gen looked annoyed, "You blame me for spoiling you... I spoil you..."

 “You little bastard! I’m going to kill you!”

There was a roar in my heart, "click, click, click" as I gritted my silver teeth, my face and neck turned red, my watery eyes were as big as cow bells, I wanted to cut the little **** into pieces with a thousand knives!

 It’s so abominable, so abominable! How dare you criticize yourself? Don’t you know that you are the mayor of Liuhe Township? I can use any means to **** you, but you dare to criticize and bully yourself!

“Little bastard, wait a minute, I’m going to break your **** tonight!” Clenching her fists, He Jingwen wanted to rush up and give him two fists.

Why do you think that kind of ugly face looks ugly, but it has a smiling expression, so happy after eating dog shit?

Long Gen pretended not to notice, crossed his legs, took a few sips from the teacup, and rolled his eyes around.

The solid wood furniture is dark red, sandalwood, with a faint fragrance wafting out. Maps, calligraphy and paintings are hung on the walls. One look at the decoration shows that He Wenfeng is a well-educated person, at least. It’s not too tacky!

Unlike some rich people in the city, they don’t choose good quality or practical decoration materials, only expensive ones! If you have nothing to do, just lay a few gold bricks on your living room, and you will get something like showing off. If you have two dollars, you will get something. What's the big deal? It's like getting two hundred and fifty.

“Well, my future father-in-law is quite good. Looking at his posture, I might be able to help him a lot!” Long Gen was also thinking in his mind.

 As the old saying goes: “You can see a leopard in a tube.”



For example, when Chen Tianming was the village party secretary, he held his belly straight and his hands behind his back, and his legs seemed to be unable to close together and spread outwards, which was as uncomfortable as a mother-in-law having her virginity broken. Half of the cigarette hung out of the corner of his mouth, puffing out thick smoke, which made people feel troubled. Look at He Wenfeng again.

Although he is older, of average height and stature, and has gained a little weight after middle age, his temperament and faint smile make him feel comfortable at first glance.

 No pretense, no pretense, just real!

“Come on, the food is ready...” At this time, He Wenfeng was holding a pot of chicken stewed with mushrooms and said with a smile.

Long Gen sniffed his nose and praised: "Well, it smells good. My uncle is very good at his craftsmanship. With your skills, you can open a restaurant without any problem."

"Haha, don't give me such a high hat. It's just a makeshift meal. Here, Jingwen, you can eat it too. These are your favorite meals."

He Jingwen nodded and smelled it. It was indeed very fragrant. At first glance, there is a layer of oil floating on the bowl of noodles, but it is hot and delicious. It is not salty and not greasy. When you bite it, it is soft and slippery, just like tofu.

 After dinner, He Jingwen showed her potential as a good wife and mother. She didn't want her father to be tired, so she took the initiative to wash the dishes. Long Gengen wanted to go to help, but was stopped by He Wenfeng.

"Long Gen, right? What a good name!" Looking at his future son-in-law, He Wenfeng became happier and happier. The young man looked very upright, with two bright eyes embedded under his thick eyebrows. His eyes were bright and he did not squint; The bridge of the nose is high, and the face is as if it has been cut with a knife, showing a bit of hardness!

As the old saying goes: "The appearance comes from the heart!" The young man looks upright, so he must not be a person with evil intentions. After taking a closer look, He Wenfeng felt even more satisfied.

Comparing that **** Li Liang to Long Gen, he is just a discarded thing from the recycling bin. Is there a ball for it?

“Long Gen, what do you do?” He Wenfeng is an upright person and does not like to beat around the bush. Especially when it comes to life-long matters for my daughter, there is no way to be careless! Everything must be stated clearly. If it works, it works. If it doesn’t work, you can’t give in even half a step!

You only have one daughter, how can you just watch your daughter get hurt one after another?

"The trial is starting so soon? Well, how about just talking about it?" Long Gen was a little embarrassed. He couldn't say that he was a fool before, but he is not stupid anymore. He has nothing to do and prepares to raise a bastard. There is a dream called "The best village in the world" is too abrupt and out of tune.

However, the dragon root is the dragon root. Making up lies is a special skill. How could He Wenfeng get around it.

"I have been studying several urban-rural integration projects recently and plan to launch them in Liuhe Township, which is the place under Jingwen's jurisdiction! Hey!"

Long Gen suddenly sighed and changed his tone, causing He Wenfeng to frown.

"I was inspecting a project in the mountains that day. Unexpectedly, I met Jingwen. At that time, Jingwen was listless, with tears streaming down her face, and wouldn't listen to her screams. She was also carrying two bottles of Erguotou in her hand, and she smelled of alcohol. At that time, I was petrified. I just thought, in the wilderness, if a wild boar or a hungry wolf or something comes out of the mountain, wouldn’t Jingwen be miserable?"

He Wenfeng's expression relaxed and he broke into a cold sweat.

There is no greater sadness than heartbreak. Your lover is messing around outside behind your back and even takes out the child. How can you not be sad? The stronger a person is, the more vulnerable he is when he is sad, and the more he can't think about it! I'm just afraid that my daughter will do something stupid!

"Later, I followed and followed, and Jingwen was drinking while walking. Oh my, I was so anxious that I couldn't hold him back!" Long Gen's voice was as eloquent as a storyteller, he was eloquent, dancing and dancing like a master, and he was spitting. Stars are flying everywhere! "In the end, Jingwen fell drunk to the ground with a bang."

“I have no choice but to take Jingwen home and rest at my house for two days...”

“Wait a minute, you didn’t do anything to Jingwen that night, right?” He Wenfeng interrupted Long Gen and suddenly looked at Long Gen’s crotch.

 In movie plots, it’s almost always like this. The heroine was extremely drunk, and then she couldn't control it, and she started to crackle and stir, "Oh, this person is yours."

"Uncle, where are you thinking? Am I the kind of person who takes advantage of others' danger?" Long Gen's face sank, a little angry.

He Wenfeng was even more strange. He waved to Long Gen with a mysterious look on his face.

 “What are you doing?” Long Gen asked in a low voice.

"Take off your pants and let me take a look." He Wenfeng said seriously: "My daughter is so beautiful, I don't believe you can hold it. Do you think you are weak?"

Aiya, I go!

"Pa" Long Gen slapped his forehead and almost fell over. My father-in-law is quite bored. At first glance, he looks like a gentleman, but why does it change his mind when he turns around?