Confession Is Like Licking A Dog, Empress, Did You Travel Through Time To Kill Me?

"Lin Li made a successful investment and earned hundreds of thousands?"

Downstairs at Lu Chichi's house, Xia Rou skillfully held Lu Chichi's arm and listened to Lu Chichi's confession. She was so surprised that her pupils were shaking and her face was full of doubt.

When I was a student, I didn’t have a very strong concept of money.

But even if she had no idea, Xia Rou knew very well how difficult it was to earn hundreds of thousands without professional skills.

She went to work part-time in a script-killing shop, and her hourly wage was 30. This was because she was pretty. For a normal high school student, 15 an hour was considered too much for a part-time job!

"It takes more than 3,000 hours for me to earn 100,000..."

Xia Rou made a simple calculation and said quietly, "Chichi, did you make a mistake? It's only twenty days before the college entrance examination ends. How could Lin Li earn so much money in twenty days?"

"I don't think it's possible, but that person is indeed Lin Li."

Lu shook his head slowly, his tone also hesitant.

The two fell into a brief silence, and suddenly, Xia Rou laughed out loud:

"If this is true, if Jiang Xueer finds out, will she regret it and cry?"

"You don't want to tell Jiang Xue'er about this, do you?" Lu Chichi was a little worried.

Xia Rou shook her head: "No, after all, this is a matter of catching wind and shadow. If Lin Li is not developed, then wouldn't I be the one being made fun of?"

"Too."

"Forget it, the class reunion is coming soon. Yu Zijiang proposed changing the place to a bar. What do you think?"

"Bar? That's not a suitable place..." Lu hesitated, but he hesitated. Although she had a strong curiosity about bars, she had never been there, so she was naturally worried.

"It's okay. I heard that a new bar has opened near the school. It has just opened and is offering discounts."

"clean it?"

"It's a bar that mainly plays light music. Yu Zijiang and I went to see it. The environment is very good, and the boss there is a beautiful woman!"

"That's pretty good."

Listening to it, Lu gradually started to yearn for it and felt a little excited.

"Yeah, right." Xia Rou smiled mischievously, "And this class reunion should be fun too. After all, Jiang Xueer and Mi Ke had a falling out, and what happened between her and Lin Li... There’s a good show to watch!”

"You are so bad!"

"Don't say you don't want to see it?"

"Well, it's good to take a look."

The two of them laughed and began to think about what fun things they could encounter at the class reunion.

...

"Are those your parents?"

In the park at dusk, Qiu Shui followed Lin Li and grabbed a piece of clothes. His voice returned to its cold tone before, and his expression was naturally cold.

Pair it with a black skirt and black boots to create a world-weary style.

It seemed that they were the same two people whose faces turned red when they heard that they were going to be taken away as wives in the morning.

"Um."

Lin Li was admiring the sunset in the sky. When he heard Qiu Shui's question, he nodded, and then felt a toothache.

After he took out the bill for a deposit of more than 100,000 yuan,

After being shocked, Comrades Lao Lin and Lao Cui fell into suspicion. They questioned him for five hours before finally convincing him that he had not committed any robbery or loan.

Then he let him out,

Before leaving, Comrade Lao Lin rummaged through the boxes and found a condom for him, giving him sincere instructions:

"You are already an adult. You must learn to develop a sense of responsibility. When you do that kind of thing, you must not have any accidents..."

Damn sense of responsibility!

Lin Li's face turned green as he touched the condom in his pocket.

"What’s wrong with you?"

Qiu Shui noticed something was wrong with Lin Li's expression and expressed concern.

"It's okay." Lin Li laughed and changed the subject, "You ran so fast this morning, you are as good as a 100-meter trapeze artist. Winning a gold medal in the Olympics shouldn't be a big deal."

"100-meter flying man?"

"It's just a competition to see who can run the fastest 100 meters. The fastest 100-meter race in the world is called the 100-meter flying man."

"Are there any prizes for the competition?" Qiu Shui Gujing Wubo's eyes showed a little starlight.

How did this become a small fortune fan... Lin Li smiled in his heart, nodded and replied:

"Yes, but the process is quite troublesome. You have to travel to various places, which is quite time-consuming."

"It's not convenient for you to accompany me." Qiu Shui shook his head, "If I don't have you here, forget it."

"You rely on me so much. It seems that I am quite successful as a guardian." Lin Li joked with a smile.

Qiu Shui was stunned for a moment, then reacted, pinched Lin Li, and said in a cold voice:

"I'm afraid that you will die quickly without me by your side."

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Lin Li was in pain and held his waist, "Your technique is more painful than the massage done by the Northeastern bath master."

But when he said it, he didn't wait for Qiu Shui's response.

Looking back,

Qiu Shui bent down, picked up a box of things from the ground, followed the instructions on it, and read them word by word:

"003....Ultra-thin....Made in Japan...."

Put this thing down!

Lin Li's face turned green. The condom was well placed in his pocket. How could it pop out on its own?

It will teach bad children!

He quickly snatched the thing from Qiu Shui's hands, then looked in one direction and wanted to throw it out like a shot put.

However....

A figure rushed out quickly, stretched out its hand slightly, and accurately intercepted the condom in mid-air.

"what you do?"

Qiu Shui was a little strange, but didn't think much about it. He pointed at the words on it and asked, "What words are these?"

The 100-meter trapeze doesn't mean you can really fly... Lin Li felt a little bit sour, but he still pretended that nothing happened and answered:

"Japanese."

"Is it that bad country?"

"How do you know they are bad?" Lin Li became curious.

"History says that they launched a war and killed many people." Qiu Shui shook his head. "In the past, in the world of immortality, I thought it was natural for everyone to fight to the death, but now I don't think so."

She looked at the sunset in the sky, the people walking in the park, and the tall buildings in the distance, and suddenly she felt an unspeakable feeling in her heart.

If in the world of immortality, no one would fight to the death...

It should be even better than here.

"Struggles are inevitable, but there is no need to be so extreme. In the final analysis, people are too greedy."

Lin Li sighed with emotion, still looking at the condom in Qiu Shui's hand, and tentatively said, "Give that thing back to me first."

These words reminded Qiu Shui.

She asked curiously: "By the way, what's in this?"

Just as Qiu Shui was about to tear open the outer packaging, Lin Li stepped forward again and snatched it away.

Then he gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and gave up, tearing open the outer packaging of the condom and blowing it into his mouth.

The condom inflated instantly, inflating like a balloon.

As soon as Lin Li let go, the condom leaked and disappeared.

He wiped the oil droplets from his mouth and forced a smile to the somewhat confused Qiu Shui:

"Well, this is a balloon."