Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Hmph! Even that country girl dares to pester you, and she doesn't even look in the mirror!"

The woman twisted her plump waist, her fat face trembled, and moved closer to the man.

"Of course, how could she compare to you, Hanako, who is as beautiful as a jade? It wasn't until I met you, Hanako, that I felt that my life was full of color and hope."

The man suppressed his nausea, his face was full of flattery and sweet words, his tone, and his eyes, you could tell he was the old Neptune!

After saying that, his right hand naturally hugged the woman's waist. However, other people's arms need to be bent when hugging their girlfriend's waist, while his arms need to be straightened when hugging his girlfriend. Without him, it would be rude!

But he didn't completely lie. Ever since he met and fell in love with this beggar woman, he really felt that his life had become colorful.

As long as he gets through this woman and reaches her father, the director of Mihua Hospital, won't his career be able to rise step by step and become a prosperous person?

The ghost is willing to stay with that woman in the country for the rest of his life and become a country doctor. It doesn't matter if he is famous in the local area, life is still tight!

What a pity. If only this fat pig had half the appearance and figure of Photon. Just bear with it! Bear with me! Turn off the lights, not all of them...well, it's really different, Mad, almost crushed me to death last night.

Pushing up his glasses gently and warmly, the man looked at his female companion lovingly, and then took her to sit down casually at an empty table in the store. However, he made up his mind to wait until he could squeeze this woman dry. After taking everything from her, let her die aside.

"Hello, what do you want to eat? Here is the menu!"

Fighting back the discomfort and nausea, Tatsuno Toshiko handed over the simple menu with an awkward yet polite smile.

"There are so few styles and they don't look like much. Forget it, just grab a portion of whatever delicious food you have here!"

The beggar woman flipped through the menu casually, closed it again with dissatisfaction, and gave orders casually.

"Sorry, the desserts we have here are all delicious, so are you sure you want to order them all?"

Tatsuno Toshiko smiled and repeated it after Hanako finished speaking.

"Then let's order four or five random things first so that we don't have to finish them later."

"It's okay, honey, you can finish eating!"

As soon as the man finished speaking, Hanako touched her big belly and smiled shyly.

"Then, let's do it all, hehehe~~"

The man was stunned for a moment, then he smiled and nodded, but his smile showed a trace of exhaustion and reluctance.

Alas, this damn fat pig eats so much, wouldn’t it be even heavier on him at night?

"OK, just a second!"

Tatsuno Toshiko immediately picked up the pen and wrote "Have a portion of everything on the menu" on the notebook, then quickly walked to the kitchen.

She was afraid that if she moved any slower, she might lose her temper and vomit!

This pair of "envied mandarin ducks" didn't notice anything strange about Tatsuno Toshiko, and they were so self-absorbed that they became close to each other.

It's a pity, this guy is obviously good-looking, so why does he not want to work hard to get close to a rich woman at such a young age... Forget it, he is still a scumbag anyway. A scumbag climbs up to a rich woman, and everyone gets what they need. It was good, but it saved me from harming other good girls like myself and Audiao.

Tatsuno Toshiko shook her head. If these two people were in true love, she would rather swallow the pencil in her hand!

"Tatsuno come here."

Just as Tatsuno Toshiko was muttering in his heart, a faint voice suddenly came from his ears.

"What's the matter, boss?"

Tatsuno Toshiko stopped and asked curiously.

Because Kishida was sitting on the dining table next to the kitchen door, he was caught by Akemi who came out of the kitchen just now, and now he saw Tatsuno Toshiko hurriedly going into the kitchen, so he stopped Got her.

"If I heard correctly, they ordered all the desserts on the menu, right?"

After Kishida signaled Haibara, who was still reluctantly beating his back, to stop, he lowered his voice and asked.

"Well, yes, I ordered everything on their menu! Boss, you can hear me here!"

Tatsuno Toshiko nodded and replied. At the end of his words, he couldn't help but be surprised by the sensitivity of Kishida's ears.

"Well, it's okay to specifically listen to this distance, so remember to be careful when talking about me behind my back in the future."

Kishida gave her a meaningful look.

"Ha, haha~ I know, I won't do it next time!"

Tatsuno Toshiko nodded awkwardly, thinking that Kishida had overheard the conversation between him and Arashiyama Audori at the cashier.

Well, not next time? Are you really talking bad about me behind my back?

The corner of Kishida's mouth twitched slightly, but he didn't expect that he just took advantage of the situation and gently deceived her, and she actually admitted it.

Talking about your boss behind his back is too much! The salary should be deducted! But what exactly are you saying bad things about me?

Because he usually doesn't go out of his way to eavesdrop on other people's conversations, Kishida really didn't know what she just said.

As for why he deliberately eavesdropped on the conversation between the man and the pig, the main reason was that as soon as the other party entered the door, the slightly familiar voice, the familiar face, and the words in the man's mouth all made it clear that the man wearing glasses The man is the one named Tanaka whom he met at the cinema yesterday.

It's just that the woman in the other man's arms has changed into a new one in just one day, and her figure has more than doubled, making Kishida couldn't help but applaud this man with such a good mouth.

Of course, if the guy in the other party's mouth didn't refer to him as the crazy gay guy who had an inexplicable chat with his ex-girlfriend, he might slap her harder!

"Boss, what else do you want?"

Seeing Kishida's eyes resting on him, Tatsuno Toshiko asked sheepishly.

"If the other party orders everything, will there be enough food ingredients left in the kitchen?"

After pondering for a while, Kishida asked with a slight smile.

"I don't know about this, but I think the remaining ingredients are enough. After all, she can't really eat that much, right? Do the same thing, and when she's full, she won't say anything. On the contrary, if she really does it all, what will she do if she can’t finish it?”

Tatsuno Toshiko replied immediately, as if he had already made an idea in his mind before the other party placed the order.

Hearing this, Kishida glanced at her appreciatively, and then said lightly:

"Yes, your way of handling it is not bad. So go in and tell Qinami and Nishitani, let them go all out to use up all the ingredients, cook it in different ways, and then serve it to them. If they can't finish it, they can't finish it. As for them reneging on the debt, oh, I still wish they would renege on the debt!”

After saying that, Kishida sneered.

(@_＠;)!

Tatsuno Toshiko's eyes flashed with confusion, wondering if the man in front of him was sick, and he subconsciously turned his head to look at Haiyuan.

Haiyuan shook her shoulders slightly, indicating that she didn't know what was going on.

"Go quickly, just listen to me!"

Kishida urged with a wave of his hand.

"Oh well!"

After all, it was the boss who spoke, so Tatsuno Toshiko had no choice but to nod, turn around and go into the kitchen.

"What do you want to do again?"

As soon as Tatsuno Toshiko entered, Haihara couldn't help but asked curiously.

"What else can I do? When the other person just walked in, he called me a faggot, but he also called me a lunatic! It's really too much, I don't look like a lunatic!!"

Kishida looked at the couple who were still making love not far away, and said angrily in a low voice.

"That's it!?"

Haiyuan frowned.

And why is it okay to be gay? ? And although "psychopath" is not a good word, why do you just refute that you don't look like a psychopath?

Tucao Ji Haiyuan once again complained crazily.

"if not?"

"Huh, I thought you had other reasons."

"Reason? Do you think I'm venting my anger on the girl I only met once yesterday? Hiss~~Have you discovered the idea of ​​punishing evil and promoting good that I hide in my heart?"

Kishida made a fuss and asked with an exaggerated expression.

(llll￢ω￢)

"......No, I just thought you wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to sell the few remaining stocks in your store!"

After being speechless for a while, Haiyuan rolled his eyes and said angrily.

“…..”

Kishida's exaggerated expression was momentarily dull, and the scene was very awkward for a moment. Kishida had no choice but to return his attention to the dog man and pig woman not far away.

"My dear, I want to ask the dean, has he agreed?"

Tanaka asked shyly as he gently stroked Hanako's fat face with his slender hands.

"Daddy, daddy..."

Hanako's eyes flashed and he was speechless.

"Well, what's wrong?"

Tanaka's tone stiffened, and he couldn't help but hesitate in stroking his hands.

"No, it's okay. There was an accident at Mihua Hospital yesterday. Dad is very busy now!"

Hanako forced a smile.

"That's it..."

"Don't worry, don't worry, I will mention it to dad again about letting you go to the hospital."

I saw the male ticket was a little disappointed. Hanako quickly comforted.

"That's good, that's good!"

"Humph, I knew you had some agenda with me!"

Hanako snorted in dissatisfaction when she saw that her male partner turned from bad to good in the blink of an eye.

"No way, I didn't do this just to be able to spend a long time with you Hanako in the future~~ I just thought about being in the countryside all the time and it would take a long time to see you Hanako, so I just, ugh~~"

Hearing this, Tanaka continued the stroking movements with his hands, looking at Hanako affectionately with his eyes.

“Disgusting~~”

Hanako's big pig's hooves gently patted Tanaka's chest. Her eyes were filled with tears and her face was full of emotion.

"Hiss~~vomit!!"

Kishida, who had been paying attention to the two of them not far away, felt nauseated. He took a breath without any scruples, and then vomited loudly. Of course, it was just retching.

"Um?"

The movement here made Tanaka and Hanako, who had been ignoring everyone, turn their heads and look over with dissatisfaction.

"It turns out there are other customers in this shop!?"

Hanako, who had just turned her head, said in surprise. There was no way that she only had eyes for her "little lover" from the beginning, but she really didn't notice the existence of Kishida.

"..."

Kishida's mouth twitched when he heard this. He felt like he was being stabbed in the heart, because he was not a guest at all!

Thinking about it this way, he felt so miserable.

It doesn't matter if someone shows affection in front of him. After all, this man is showing affection now. He will definitely be happier when he goes back, such as happy brush, happy ball, etc. The source of his happiness is there, and he is waiting A weak man has no right to enjoy it, so he can still have no fluctuations in his heart.

But you showed off your affection to the point where it hurt my eyes and made me almost vomit. You also made sarcastic comments about me. It was your fault!

Thinking of this, Kishida stood up from his chair and stared at Tanaka with an unkind expression, completely forgetting that he had just been staring at him.

But even when he thought about it, Kishida said that he was just so willful!

"It's you, the gay guy in the movie theater yesterday... ugh!"

Suddenly seeing Kishida, Tanaka was startled and quickly stood up from his chair, shouting subconsciously. But mid-sentence, he immediately reacted and covered his mouth.

so far so good! If he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have almost said that he was a faggot and a lunatic. Mad, how could this guy be here! Meeting once a day? unlucky! !

Covering his mouth, Tanaka breathed a sigh of relief.

Yesterday, the gangster received a fatal beating on his lower body because he was mean in front of this guy. He could still see it vividly, and it was so frightening to see it.

So he didn't want to suffer the same consequences just because he was bald and spoke too quickly.

After all, in addition to being able to talk sweetly and have good oral skills, that thing still accounts for the first place in being able to climb Hanako! Ahem.......

Moreover, since this guy can still sit here without incident after hurting that person, it proves that this guy is also powerful!

To sum up, I can’t afford to offend this guy! !

"That gay guy in the movie theater is crazy, right?"

However, before Tanaka, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, could break free from his own thoughts, Kishida squinted his eyes and added for him himself with a smile.

"how do you know!?"

Hearing this, Tanaka's eyes widened and he subconsciously replied.

"Oh! It's true!"

Kishida raised his eyebrows.

"Uh, no, I didn't say that, buddy, don't get me wrong! Don't get me wrong!"

Tanaka shook his head like a rattle and kept talking.

"Oh, is it a misunderstanding?"

Kishida pretended to raise his left hand and subconsciously glanced down at him.

"Don't, don't! Don't do this!"

Under Hanako's confused expression, Tanaka hurriedly hid behind her plump body.

"Tch, boring!"

Regarding the man hiding behind the woman, Kishida said "cut" disdainfully, slowly put down his left hand, and asked Tanaka, who resurfaced his head and shrank back:

"Let me ask you, where was your girlfriend yesterday?"

"She went back to the country!"

Tanaka said submissively.

"Go back to the country? By the way, you seemed to have said that yesterday. Is your country in a remote seaside town?"

Kishida asked expressionlessly.

"Yeah, buddy, how do you know?"

Although he was scared, Tanaka couldn't help but ask.

How did this man know that he lived in a remote seaside town? Did that bitch Mitsuko tell him in private? But how is this possible!

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll ask, you answer!"

Kishida's face became increasingly unkind, and his tone became more domineering.

"good!"

Even though he wanted to cut Kishida into pieces with a thousand knives in his heart, Tanaka still nodded awkwardly.

"Does your seaside town have a white beach?"

"Well, we do have a white beach by the sea!"

"You're the doctor there, right?"

"right."

"She is the daughter of the director of Mihua Hospital?"

Kishida asked with a gloomy face, pointing at Hanako.

"Um!"

Tanaka seemed to feel that the atmosphere was a little depressing, his throat rolled, and he swallowed nervously.

"So you decisively abandoned the man named Guangzi and chose this, uh, lady with a unique appearance and an unusual weight?"

Kishida glanced at Hanako again, and he couldn't bear to look at her, but he didn't say anything too harsh.

After all, it's not her fault that she looks like this. If she was so mean-mouthed because of her own pleasure that she jumped off a building and committed suicide, causing a hole in the ground, then she would be guilty!

"..."

Hearing Kishida's question, Tanaka chose silence this time.

"It looks like I was right!"

Kishida chuckled.

"...We, we have true love!"

Hanako, who had been silent, defended, but she didn't know how much she believed it when she said this.

"Yes, I just like Hanako, do you even have to take care of this?"

It seemed that Hanako gave Tanaka courage, and Tanaka bit the bullet and shouted.

Of course, if he could come out from behind Hanako and say this, Kishida would be able to look at him with admiration.

"Real love? Tsk, what a pity that beautiful girl yesterday!"

Kishida shook his head helplessly.

"Brother, if you have any thoughts about Guangzi, I can give you her mobile phone number. I just need this..."

Seeing Kishida's regretful look, Tanaka was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up and he said quickly.

After that, he hid behind Hanako and made a classic money-counting gesture towards Kishida.

"roll!!"

Kishida twitched the corner of his mouth and yelled.

He felt that his three views had been reshaped. Otherwise, how could there be such a bad man in this world who was thicker-skinned and meaner than himself?

"Then we still have to eat..."

Tanaka's expression froze, and then he immediately showed a silly smile.

"I said get out, this store is mine, you are not welcome here, understand!?"

After saying that, Kishida took a deep breath and raised his left hand again.

"No, no, I understand, let's leave now!"

Seeing this, Tanaka picked up his umbrella, picked up Hanako and ran out of the store.

"Wait a moment!"

Suddenly Kishida remembered something and shouted quickly.

".....Brother, what else do you want?"

Tanaka grimaced, turned back and asked.

"Didn't you order food? Even though you haven't eaten yet, you still have to pay, right? Everything is being made!"

Kishida's face changed, and he pointed at the cashier with a smile, where Arashiyama Aotori was standing there blankly.

"........good!"

Under Kishida's eyes that were looking at his indescribable parts, Tanaka gritted his teeth and nodded, while his heart was bleeding, he muttered crazily:

Hold it, hold it, he is richer and more powerful than you now. For the sake of the future, you cannot offend him. Hold it, and when you become rich in the future, it will not be too late to take revenge. There is an old saying among flower growers nearby. "It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge." So I just thought I encountered a lunatic today and spent money to ward off the disaster!

After reciting it silently several times in his mind, Tanaka walked to the cashier with the incomprehensible Hanako, paid, and then disappeared from the sight of Kishida and others.

"Oh, I didn't expect that I accidentally saved a girl who was about to go into the sea! I am so great!"

Looking out of the store through the glass door, Kishida murmured to himself with emotion.