Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Did you leave a note?"

Sitting in the passenger seat and fastening her seat belt, Huiyuan picked up the magazine she brought from Dr. Agasa's house and started reading.

"I left it."

Kishida looked sideways and saw that he was reading a magazine about mobile phones.

"Haven't you decided to buy the latest model of mobile phone?"

Kishida couldn't help asking while shifting gears and stepping on the accelerator,

"Read it for a while. By the way, did you explain the layout of the traps in your house?"

Huiyuan scanned the magazine carefully and asked casually.

".....No, but I did write that he should not walk around casually after waking up, and I kindly prepared food next to him. Also, not everyone can know the layout of my house. If everyone knows, what's the point of me spending time doing this?"

Kishida replied unhappily, and raised his eyebrows after speaking, as if asking Huiyuan if she felt honored and touched.

"Hehe~Drive well!"

Who knew that Huiyuan didn't even look at him, but just said lightly.

"Tsk."

"Don't you have nothing but instant noodles at home?"

Suddenly reacting to what Kishida said, Huiyuan asked in surprise.

"You know all this? Did you search my refrigerator?"

Kishida was also surprised.

"I was the one who threw the bag of your last bag of potato chips and the Coke bottle for you."

Huiyuan glanced at him coldly.

"It seems that's the case."

Hearing this, Kishida remembered that she had ridiculed him for always eating this kind of junk food, so he just said it was the last bag, and asked her to help him sort the garbage when she went back.

"So you gave him instant noodles? By the time he wakes up, the instant noodles will be mushy, right?"

"So I don't have instant noodles, I just give him cold water, and then he can eat noodles with cold water."

"..."

Huiyuan was speechless. Letting someone eat noodles with cold water is called kindness? Only you can do this kind of thing, right?

"Well, I'm hungry, everything tastes good!"

Seeing that Huiyuan didn't respond, Kishida muttered.

Regarding this point, Wang Jingze, a "great and famous philosopher" in our country in the previous life, has proposed the "True Fragrance Law" which is as well-known as "Murphy's Law".

Do you think everyone is like you, and everything they eat tastes delicious?

Huiyuan complained in her heart, but did not say it out loud, just shook her head and continued to read the magazine.

The atmosphere in the car also became silent.

I don't know if it's because of good luck. There were not many vehicles on the congested road section, which made Kishida quietly relieved. Traffic jams are the most terrible, but...

"Why are there so many traffic lights on this road section!"

After shifting to neutral and pulling the handbrake, Kishida was powerless to complain.

"This road section is a commercial area, so of course there are many traffic lights."

Huiyuan explained without raising her head. She was still reading the magazine endlessly.

"Soga, but how long are you going to read it?"

Kishida tilted his head with a puzzled look on his face. There are only a few pages in this magazine, so why read it for so long?

"What do you think of this phone?"

Before the green light, Huiyuan held the magazine in front of Kishida and asked.

"Hey, not bad!"

Kishida nodded and praised immediately after just glancing at the part she pointed at.

"Forget it, I shouldn't have asked you!"

Huiyuan half-mooned her eyes and took the magazine back helplessly.

"Really, I didn't lie to you, I really think it's good!"

Kishida said hurriedly.

Just at that glance, he saw that the price of the small red phone in the picture was more than half cheaper than the new model Huiyuan originally wanted to buy.

"Then keep it as a backup, I'll study it again."

Huiyuan, who didn't know Kishida's little thoughts, nodded and flipped the magazine again.

"......"

Can we only say that she is worthy of being a woman?

Glancing sideways, seeing that she was really looking at it seriously, Kishida was helpless and said softly after a long while:

"Can you tell me what kind of mobile phone you are looking for? I'll see if I can help you find the right one."

"Well, first of all, durability and reliability are definitely required, otherwise it will break in a moment, and I don't think you will buy it for me again."

"Of course."

Kishida nodded without hesitation.

"Secondly, the mobile phone must have excellent functions, and finally the appearance must meet my aesthetic standards."

Grayhara stated her requirements concisely.

"In other words, in addition to the appearance, your requirements are only durability, reliability, and excellence!?"

Kishida looked at Grayhara with a strange expression, his eyes seemed to be smiling, and he couldn't help but repeat it again, but this time he spoke strangely in English:

"Durability, Reliability, Excellence! Are you sure?"

"Well, is there a problem!?"

Grayhara was confused and frowned slightly.

"Pfft~~Hahahaha, no, no problem, but you don't want to buy a mobile phone? You'll make me think you want to buy balloons, but you don't need them, right? Hahaha~"

Kishida took his hands off the steering wheel and laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.

?

Haiyuan looked at him going crazy again, her expression first showed confusion, and then she slightly pursed her lips, looking very unhappy, because she still couldn't figure out what inexplicable thing he was talking about.

Why do you misunderstand that you want to buy balloons, but also say that you don’t need them? Could it be that he is not a real child, so he does not need balloons? No, if it were really a balloon, he would not smile like this.

I don’t know if my sister knows what the words durable, reliable, and excellent mean. I’ll ask when the time comes...

"Dududu~~"

Just when Kishida was laughing and Haibara was puzzled, there was a sudden burst of car horns from behind. It turned out that the red light in front had already jumped to green, and because the road where Kishida was on was the only left-hand road. When he changed lanes, he didn't drive for a long time, which made the car behind him couldn't help but honk his horn to urge him.

Kishida was a little embarrassed. Just as he was about to put the car into gear again, he saw the driver behind him in the rearview mirror reaching out of the car window and shaking his middle finger straight at him.

Driver of the car behind: Humph, you’re driving a police car, and you can’t even read the traffic lights!

Ouch, okay, you dare to give me the middle finger?

Seeing this, Kishida couldn't help but roll his eyes and looked in the rearview mirror. After realizing that there was only one car behind him, he shifted back to neutral under Haibara's amused expression.

"Dududu~~"

The driver behind was honking his horn frantically.

"3, 2, 1, OK!"

When the light started to turn green, Kishida quickly shifted into gear again and drove away with the driver behind him gritting his teeth but looking helpless.

"Hey hey hey, keep waiting for the traffic light!"

Kishida smiled mischievously, very sullenly.

"Every time I get along with you, I always understand why you have so many enemies!"

Huiyuan shook his head, dumbfounded.

He is obviously twenty years old, but sometimes he looks more like a child than himself.

"If a person is alive and doesn't even have this little bit of fun, maybe..."

"Ling ring ring~"

Before Kishida could finish speaking, the cell phone in his trouser pocket rang.

Kishida held the steering wheel with one hand, took out his mobile phone with the other hand, and handed it to Haibara.

"Answer the phone for me."

"this....."

"There are not many people who will call me. I think the one who called me at this time is your sister besides Dr. A Li. You happen to know both of these people."

Kishida interrupted her and motioned for her to answer.

"Oh well!"

Haiyuan nodded and took the phone.

----

On the other side, in a dilapidated apartment, a man in black angrily smashed the ornaments next to him on the ground.

"Damn it, damn it, my nose, that damn guy actually got me covered in chili pepper water and urine!"

After smashing something hard, the man in black still couldn't relieve his anger. He took a deep breath and looked as disgusted as if he had eaten Yoneda.

"I told you a long time ago, don't underestimate him. That kid is very weird. He has attracted more than one or two people, and three of them are in prison now. If it weren't for me this time, I wouldn't Don’t worry, follow me quietly, there will be consequences for you, haha~~”

At this time, a disdainful voice came from the sofa.