Close your eyes and become the strongest adventurer

An angry monkey shouted in the hall:

"Okay, whatever you want!"

"Anyway, if there is a problem, find a way to solve it yourself!"

There was a loud bang.

The door in front of the frying pan puppet and the bloody goblin was slapped against the wall by a half-meter-tall, hunchbacked toy monkey.

This toy monkey has a long tail and is made of solid wood. Its joints and hair are lifelike. Its facial features are childish like a baby, and it has extremely rich micro-expression changes like a living person.

It wears a blue beret on its head crookedly, a white T-shirt and blue suspenders, and a bunch of bananas hanging around its waist.

On a pair of forearms covered with golden hair, one is tattooed with a black hammer and the other is tattooed with a black wrench.

After rushing out of the door, he noticed the frying pan puppet and the bloody goblin waiting in front of the door, and couldn't help but pause.

Especially the eye-catching unicycle behind the bloody goblin, which made it unable to help but take a second look.

However, it seemed to be angry.

It did not speak, but punched through the wall of the children's castle, jumped down from the sky and left flexibly with its hands and feet.

Only a big hole in the wall was left, and gusts of wind were blowing into the castle.

The frying pan puppet seemed to have been accustomed to this scene, and it led the bloody goblin to continue walking in.

Entering the hall, there was an extremely luxurious and dazzling palace in front of it.

The ground was inlaid with jewels of different colors such as red agate, cat's eye, and jade.

On a huge king's throne, there was a strong chimpanzee with a body of 2.3 meters, broad shoulders and fat body.

Under a loose red robe with gold thread edges, there was a strong tendon meat that was extremely strong. It wore a ring-shaped dazzling golden crown on its head and held a translucent ice crystal scepter in its hand, sitting alone on the throne.

There is a scar from a chop at the corner of the chimpanzee's eye, and a cigarette is dangling from the corner of its mouth. However, there are some cute pink patterns tattooed on its body, and a few cute cartoon dolls are hung around its waist.

The temperament of this chimpanzee can only be described in words.

It's like a gangster who just went out to the street and chopped people after a bloody battle with a rival gang. Before he had time to rest, he was caught and forced to play a king. He made the palace look like a bandit's den. It can only be said that he is a monkey in a human costume.

The pan puppet stepped forward and said respectfully:

"Respected Lord Mayor!"

"This is a wanderer who just came to our Sky Tower Underground City. He wants to apply for a job here."

The chimpanzee king couldn't help but cross his legs and tremble when he heard this.

He smoked the cigarette in his mouth to the bottom in one breath, held the cigarette in his left hand and slowly blew smoke rings towards the sky, saying lightly:

"Yes, since I issued the recruitment notice these days."

"You are the first one to come to us to apply."

"I must state that although our Sky Tower Underground City does not have a good reputation."

"But this is also the reason why I am here as an ambitious changer."

"As a city lord who is preparing to make great plans."

"Although I am indeed short of people now."

"But, after all, it is a serious job of destroying the world. The upper limit of the job is quite high, and not just any cat or dog is qualified to apply for this job."

After talking endlessly.

The chimpanzee king looked at the pan puppet:

"Where is this guy's resume? Show it to me?"

The pan puppet hurriedly presented the square paper:

"Here, respected city lord!"

The chimpanzee did not rush to take the resume handed over by the pan puppet.

First, he slowly took out a cigarette from his bosom and put it under his nose to sniff it, then flicked it lightly with his little finger, and then put it to his mouth and lit it with his bare hands.

He took the resume with his thick thumb and index finger.

He didn't look at it first, but raised his eyebrows meaningfully and looked at the bloody goblin, as if exerting some invisible pressure on the bloody goblin.

The bloody goblin didn't care about this.

Seeing this, the chimpanzee king couldn't help but slightly curl up his mouth and nodded slightly, as if he was satisfied with his performance.

Then, he began to read the square paper in front of him.

As he read, his eyes gradually widened, and his mouth couldn't help but open wider and wider, and he didn't even know that the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.

I couldn't help but look at the bloody goblin:

"During your tenure as the patrol butcher on the first floor of the Skotos Dungeon, the monsters under your jurisdiction burst into strong enthusiasm, contributing more than 90% of the total life energy to the dungeon, and your performance was more than five times that of the dungeons in the same period, and helped the king of the Skotos Dungeon to successfully descend to the human world?"

The bloody goblin nodded.

"After the king of the Skotos Dungeon successfully descended, you judged the situation in time, fled in advance and were able to continue to survive in the human world. Within just a few hours after you left, all the monsters in the Stokes Dungeon were wiped out."

The bloody goblin continued to nod.

When he read the following, the chimpanzee king didn't even know that his saliva was flowing out of his mouth:

"Awakened to the power of the strong, and has found a way to survive?"

The bloody goblin nodded again.

With a "bang".

The crystal scepter in the hand of the chimpanzee king fell to the ground.

It looked at the bloody goblin, with fine beads of sweat on its forehead:

"With such a brilliant resume, you can easily get a pretty good job even if you go to those top dungeons."

"Our temple is too small. Apart from the reluctant city lord, there really is no one else worthy of your position!"

"Excuse me, if you come here, can you accept other positions besides the city lord?"

The bloody goblin sighed and waved his hands:

"Don't think too much."

"I don't have any requirements. I just want to do some cleaning chores. The easier it is, the better, really!"

The chimpanzee king was very excited when he heard this.

He wiped the sweat from his hands with some fear, and quickly walked down from the throne with his back bowed.

He held the bloody goblin's hands with excitement on his face:

"Too modest, too modest."

"Sir is such a great talent. Even though I don't have the ability to recognize people, how can I bury him?"

"Why don't you, sir, be wronged? First, I will serve as the chief military advisor and make suggestions for the future of this Sky Tower underground city. What do you think?"

Seeing this, the bloody goblin couldn't help but shake his head:

"I'm too tired, I really don't need it!"

"I'm just tired and want to find a place to rest."

"You can give me any odd job. The smaller the position, the better. It's really enough."

The chimpanzee king politely raised his hands and said with enthusiasm:

"Sir, you are exaggerating."

"Sky Tower Dungeon is your forever home! You are welcome to go home and rest at any time!"

"Here, you can come as you please, leave as you please, and rest as you please!"

"I don't dare to expect too much."

"If Mr. Wei Qiu has any free time, it is really boring."

"I'm satisfied if I can listen to some of my incomplete thoughts and add a few random comments."

"It's not a big deal. I definitely don't dare to bother you sir."

"I wonder what your business is, sir?"

The bloody goblin felt helpless when he heard this.

But after thinking about it, I don't have to work or go to work on time. I can just talk nonsense to this guy every day and I can get paid.

hiss!

It seems pretty good, right?

When you can no longer survive, the worst case scenario is to run away?

After thinking about this, the bloody goblin immediately nodded in agreement.

Seeing this, the chimpanzee king couldn't help but beat his chest with both hands and looked up to the sky laughing:

"good!"

"If I have just one person, it's like I can win half of the world!"

"I'm so lucky! I'm so lucky!"