City Survival: The Program Group Is Going Crazy!
Chapter 243 Pretend To Be The Strongest And Beat The Weakest!
After listening to the words of the martial arts master, everyone stood on both sides in an orderly manner, forming two columns.
The martial arts master looked at the cute child in front of him, walked over slowly, and asked enthusiastically: "Little prodigy, you said you came to kick the gym! Then can you tell me what is kung fu, and the purpose of learning kung fu is to what?"
Lin Beifan held his head high and held his chest high: "In my opinion, the two characters of Kung Fu are one horizontal and one vertical! If you are right, stand up; if you are wrong, you will fall down! Learning Kung Fu is to become the strongest person!"
"Pretty well said!"
"Only the strong are worthy to stand, the weak can only fall!"
"The statement is simple, but it is deafening!"
The martial arts master shook his head: "You are wrong. Kung fu is not about fighting bravely. Learning martial arts is mainly for self-protection, to defend the family and the country! Stop fighting for martial arts, learning martial arts is for peace!"
"What you said is very reasonable, but I'm here to kick the gym, it's useless for you to tell me the truth!" Lin Beifan said.
The martial arts master smiled wryly and shook his head: "Okay, since you still want to fight, who do you want to challenge?"
"I will challenge whoever is stronger, and I will fight whoever is stronger! I want to fight 10!" Lin Beifan said awesomely.
The master of the martial arts hall waved his hand: "Okay, here are all my students, you can also say that they are all my apprentices, and they all have good skills! Whoever you want to challenge, just choose it!"
"Okay! Then I won't be polite!" Lin Beifan stared blankly and pointed at him, "You, you... and you, stand up for me!"
The students selected by Lin Beifan stood up with a dazed expression.
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw it.
"I thought the little child prodigy was awesome, but I chose 4 milk babies!"
"It looks like they are only five or six years old?"
"It's not as tall as a little prodigy, I'm dying of laughter!"
"There's another one with a runny nose!"
"Pretend to be the strongest and beat the weakest!"
"I knew it, don't expect him to be jealous!"
Everyone fell down!
But Lin Beifan didn't feel embarrassed at all.
He raised his head and chest, and realized that he was a head taller than them. Immediately, he was filled with a huge sense of superiority, and said proudly: "Are you the four strongest members of the Eight Diagrams Martial Arts Hall? Report your name, and my Lin Beifan subordinates will not kill the unknown only!"
Yiwa: "My name is Wang Ruofeng, and I am this year old!"
Erwa: "My name is Lin Fengmang, I am 6 years old this year!"
Sanwa: "My name is Lu Jingjing, and I am 4 years old this year!"
Siwa: "My name is Wang Luna, and I am 5 years old this year!"
Lin Beifan nodded solemnly: "Since ancient times, heroes come out of youth, and they are indeed masters! Brother Wang, Brother Lin, Sister Lu, Sister Wang, come on, let's discuss swords in Huashan today! (aeaa) Just ask the world, who is the hero! "
"Drink!" The four milk babies roared, and they set up their battles, coming aggressively.
Lin Beifan was taken aback. The four of them looked like they had practiced before, and they looked a bit difficult to bully.
So, he felt guilty, and hurriedly said: "Calm down! Relax! Don't be so excited! We are all the future flowers of the motherland, what's the proper way to fight and kill?"
The four baby boys were stunned: "Didn't you tell us to fight?"
Lin Beifan said angrily: "I let you fight, but I didn't let you play. It's not good to hurt anyone! So, we should change to a more gentle way that doesn't hurt the peace!"
"What way?" the baby boys said in unison.
"Is it rock-paper-scissors?"
"Yes!" the dailies nodded.
"Okay, then let's do rock-paper-scissors!" Lin Beifan slapped his thigh.
The audience in the live broadcast room spurted old blood.
"Good guy! It turned out to be rock-paper-scissors after a good martial arts competition!"
"I was expecting so much in vain, I fed them all to the dogs!"
"The little prodigy must be scared, hehe!"
"Don't say it, save some face for the child!"
So next, the five of them used rock-paper-scissors to determine the ranking of heroes.
Lin Beifan pointed to the youngest baby boy: "Lu Jingjing, come here first!"
The baby boy came out and said with a confused face: "What's the matter, brother prodigy!"
"Jingjing, wait a minute for the boxing game, what do you plan to do?" Lin Beifan asked.
"I want to make a fist!" said Milkman, clenched his fist.
Lin Beifan said loudly: "Okay! Don't say that I bully the small with the big! Since you play fists, then I will play scissors [let you ten rounds!"
"Thank you, brother prodigy!" Nai Wazi smiled happily.
So, the two started guessing fists.
"Scissors.....rock....paper!"
Milkman really made a fist, but Lin Beifan made... cloth!
Lin Beifan held the cloth and smiled triumphantly: "Sorry, I won! Haha!"
Milkman looked confused: "Brother, didn't you say you want to produce scissors?"
Lin Beifan smiled even more complacently: "I lied to you just now, you silly boy, you actually believed it? Next! Wang Luna, it's your turn, come up to me, we'll have a showdown!"
The second baby boy came up.
Lin Beifan asked: "Kids, what are you planning to produce?"
The baby boy looked a little shrewd, and said, "I'll give you scissors! What about you, electricity!"
"You are so cute! You produced scissors, and of course my brother produced cloth, so you win!" Lin Beifan said while touching her head.
"Thank you brother, you are so kind!"
then--
"Rock scissors...cloth!"
The little girl made cloth, Lin Beifan made scissors, Fan Sheng!
"Haha, I won again!" Lin Beifan smiled triumphantly.
The little girl burst into tears: "Brother, you are lying!"
"Aren't you cheating too? Do you know how to cheat? Next!" Lin Beifan knocked him down.
The third cute baby came up.
He looked very cautious: "Don't ask me, I won't tell you!"
"You don't say it, but I will tell you, the next thing I will do is fist, you have to be ready!" Lin Beifan said.
"Okay, let me release the cloth!"
then--
"Scissors.....rock....paper!"
This time, Lin Beifan really made a fist, but the little cute baby made scissors, and it was still Lin Fan who won.
The cute baby was confused: "You really made a fist!"
Lin Beifan smiled smugly: "Of course, I keep my word and I will do what I say! Next!"
The fourth cute baby came up and was once again defeated cleanly by Lin Beifan.
Lin Beifan laughed triumphantly with his hands on his hips: "Haha! All four victories, I am indeed the number one martial artist! The world's most adorable master! Haha! Haha...."
However, the audience is all over.
"It's too bullying for children, I can't stand it anymore!"
"They are all the flowers of the country, how can you bear to do this?"
"What about leaving a shadow?"
"Apologize to the children!"
So, under everyone's strong accusation, Lin Beifan shivered and took a photo with everyone.
Then, it took another half an hour to learn Baguazhang and complete the second task.
Follow Yang Baoer home. .
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