City Survival: The Program Group Is Going Crazy!

"Brother Tony, Brother John, we are about to take the entrance exam, and the first one is Chinese. It is very unfriendly to you two foreigners. Aren't you nervous?" Lin Beifan asked.

Tony smiled lightly: "Chinese is indeed difficult, after all, it is not my mother tongue! At the beginning, it took me half a year to master Chinese, able to speak, read, write, and communicate normally! Although it is not easy to get a high score, it is a pass There should be no problem! So I believe that I will pass the test!"

"Having mastered Chinese in half a year, isn't this an advanced Versailles?"

"I have studied English for more than ten years, and now I only have a few simple greetings!"

"Brother Tony is a great genius, he has mastered several languages, and he speaks Chinese very well!"

"People learn language as easily as we learn arithmetic!"

Everyone exclaimed.

John, who was sitting next to him, expressed dissatisfaction: "Chinese is really difficult. It took me 4 months to master this language, and I also passed Chinese Level 8! So I think the Chinese test is also for me. no problem!"

"Brother John is also very good, he has mastered Chinese in 4 months!"

"Level 8 Chinese, you're awesome!"

"Both of them are academic figures, high IQ talents!"

The audience exclaimed again.

Lin Beifan smiled: "Since you all think there is no problem, then I will present a few questions to test you! Would you like to challenge it?"

"Okay, try your debut question!"

"bring it on!"

Both are very confident.

"Question 1, the question is very simple, please listen to the question!"

Lin Beifan coughed and said: "get out of class is over, the teacher saw that the blackboard is too dirty, please ask my classmate Xiao Ming to fetch water and wipe the blackboard!"

"Xiao Ming said: I will wipe! I will not wipe!"

"Excuse me, will Xiao Ming wipe the blackboard?"

"Pfft!" The Xia Kingdom audience who had just listened to the title spurted blood collectively.

"It's over?" Then the foreigner was dumbfounded.

Lin Beifan nodded: "It's over!"

"The title is so short?" John said in a daze.

"Yeah, it's just 04 short! After all, you are all foreign friends, and the title is too long for you to forget, so let me make a short one first! Isn't it very simple?" Lin Beifan smiled cutely.

"Simple fart! It's quite simple for our countrymen, but it's all a trap for foreigners!"

"It's full of tricks!"

"You brat is very bad!"

The audience burst out laughing.

Tony frowned: "Your topic...is a bad sentence at all. This Xiao Ming said to rub it and said not to rub it. Who knows whether he will rub it or not. There is something wrong!"

John questioned: "Did you make a mistake in the question? How can you ask someone like that?"

Lin Beifan suppressed a smile and said: "The question is absolutely no problem. If you ask such a person with a normal IQ, you can give the same answer! But now, please tell me your answer, Xiao Ming or not?"

"I think it's rubbish!" Tony said.

"Why?" Lin Beifan asked.

There was a wise light in Tony's eyes: "Obviously, the real answer cannot be analyzed from the question, so we can only analyze it from the situation! After class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to clean the blackboard... As far as I know You know, you Xia Guo students respect your teachers and listen to what your teachers say! They will definitely agree to such small things as wiping the blackboard!"

"I think so too!" John, sitting next to him, nodded.

"Are you sure? The answer is not changed?" Lin Beifan asked.

Tony shook his head: "Don't change it, the answer is Xiao Ming wipes the blackboard!

John said: "The topic is too simple, let's announce it!"

Lin Beifan looked at the two of them with weird eyes, and announced loudly: "Congratulations, you guys answered wrong!"

"Why?" The two foreigners were stunned.

Lin Beifan suppressed a smile and explained: "Because, I wipe is a modal particle, which means the same thing as shit, and they are all curse words! He scolded the teacher, and then said I don't wipe

So the correct answer is not to wipe the blackboard!"

"Damn it!!!"

A group of grass and mud horses gallop past the hearts of foreigners, and their hearts are full of "fuck"!

The audience burst out laughing.

"Isn't it a surprise, isn't it a surprise?"

"Unexpectedly, the answer will be this?"

"Chinese culture is extensive and profound, how can you two young foreigners be able to do it?"

"Haha, I laughed so hard!"

"I don't agree, let's ask another question!" Tony objected.

"I'm sure I'm right on this one!" John said.

"Okay, listen to question 2!"

Lin Beifan said solemnly: "Xiao Ming refused, so the teacher asked Xiao Hong to wipe the blackboard."

"Xiao Hong said: My aunt is here, don't touch the water, let Xiao Ming come!"

"Xiao Ming said: My aunt is here too, let Xiao Hong go!"

"Finally, the teacher punished the person who lied and wiped the blackboard!"

"Excuse me, who wiped the blackboard?"

"Pfft!!!" Thousands of viewers spurted blood again.

"This question is very simple. My aunt is a relative. Why can't the relatives touch the water? Can't wipe the blackboard? This is clearly making excuses, so Xiaohong lied! In addition, Xiaoming clearly followed Xiaohong's words, but It's just to evade, so Xiao Ming also lied! Therefore, my answer is that Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong are going to clean the blackboard!" John said confidently.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"That makes perfect sense!"

"If Da Yi Ma has no other meaning, then this is the standard answer!"

"As expected of Brother John!"

But at this moment, the clever Tony shook his head: "No, the situation is wrong!"

"Why not?" John asked.

Tony's eyes glowed with wisdom: "Because I know that auntie has another meaning in Chinese, which means menstruation comes! Chinese women usually refer to menstruation as aunt euphemistically, So Xiao Hong didn't speak, only Xiao Ming lied! How can a little boy have menstruation, are you right?"

Everyone was shocked.

"Brother Tony, that's amazing, he discovered all of this!"

"It seems that this question is not difficult for them!"

"Awesome!"

"What's your final answer?" Lin Beifan asked.

"Our answer is that Xiao Ming lied, he wiped the blackboard!" Tony said confidently.

Brother John thought about it carefully, then observed the changes in the expressions of the people around him, nodded and said, "My answer is also Xiao Ming!"

Lin Beifan smiled slightly: "Congratulations...all wrong answers!"

"Why?" Tony and John were stunned.

All the audience was dumbfounded.

Lin Beifan chuckled, and said triumphantly: "Because, Xiaohong lied first! Please understand the context, I have already said the first question, Xiaoming is my classmate, and Xiaohong is Xiaoming's classmate, so it is obvious , Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong are about the same age as me! I am only 8 years old this year, and Xiao Hong is also about 8 years old! Will an 8-year-old girl come to my aunt? As for Xiao Ming lying, there is no doubt about it! So The answer is, both of them wiped the blackboard!"

"I'll go! It's still like this!"

"It makes sense!"

"This brat, he even tricked us, let's play!"

"This topic is tricky, and I fell into the trap without knowing it!"

"Be willing to bow down! I am convinced!"

After listening to the explanation, John felt very regretful: "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have changed the answer. My original answer was correct!"

The audience burst out laughing.

"Haha, Brother John missed the correct answer perfectly!"

"It's good to just make mistakes, but I was led by the clever Tony!"

"Hearing it like this is full of joy!"

"This is life!"

"One more question, I don't believe it's wrong this time!"

"Let's make a question!"

The two foreigners refused to accept it and wanted to fight again.

"Okay, I'll ask another question!"

Lin Beifan coughed and said: "Because Xiaoming and Xiaohong made mistakes, the teacher called their parents. Not long after, a middle-aged man saw Xiaoming and was beaten up, and said: "You bullied Xiaohong again up?"

"Xiao Ming shouted: Old Dou, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

"The middle-aged man became even more angry, saying: Who is your old man? I am your uncle!"

"Shortly after, a middle-aged woman came and was very angry when she saw Xiao Ming being beaten. She rushed up and slapped the middle-aged man, saying: You bully my child, I will fight you!

"Excuse me, these two newcomers, what is their relationship with Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong?"

"Pfft!!!" The audience spurted blood again.

"This question is very easy. The middle-aged man defended Xiao Hong and beat Xiao Ming violently as soon as he came up. Obviously, he is a relative of Xiao Hong. It should be his father. The middle-aged woman who came later should be Xiao Ming's mother, so when he saw My child was very angry after being slapped by the other party, so he stepped forward and slapped him!" John said.

"This analysis sounds.....no problem!"

"The organization is very clear!"

"I almost believed everything I said! Haha!"

"No, no, I don't think it's that simple!" Tony shook his head.

"What do you think?" John asked.

Tony's eyes once again shone with wisdom: "Did you forget, how did Xiao Ming get along with the middle-aged man? Xiao Ming called him Laodou, and the middle-aged man directly covered his head and face and beat him. It didn't look strange at all. points, indicating that the two are very familiar with each other, and they should have some kind of relationship..."

The audience was shocked.

"Brother Tony's analytical ability is amazing!"

"This made him see it!"

"As expected of someone with an IQ of 180!"

Tony's eyes continued to shine with wisdom, and he said confidently: "Combined with the address in the text, the middle-aged man should be Xiao Ming's uncle!"

"Pfft!!!" The audience spurted blood again.

"So I think that this middle-aged man is both Xiao Hong's father and Xiao Ming's uncle, so he is confident against Xiao Ming! And the last middle-aged woman should be Xiao Ming's mother! Little child prodigy, what I said right?"

A confident smile appeared on Tony's face.

Lin Beifan gave a thumbs up: "Brother Tony, this is your analytical ability!"

"Thank you!" Tony smiled more confidently.

"Really?" John wondered.

"Trust me, that's right!" Tony said.

But John shook his head: "I don't believe you, you have led me astray in the first two issues! If I believe you again, I will be a fool!"

Tony's face gradually became stiff.

The audience burst out laughing.

"That's right, Brother John had a chance to answer a question correctly, but was led astray by Tony.

"The first two questions have the rhythm of Tony's belt!"

"It's all very clever to avoid the correct answer!"

"Brother John, you have to believe in yourself 520, it's all wrong anyway!"

Tony, who was rejected, remained expressionless: "Anything!"

"Now, do you still change the answer?" Lin Beifan asked.

"No change!" The two shook their heads.

"Are you sure?" Lin Beifan asked again.

"Sure!" The two nodded vigorously.

"Congratulations, you got all the wrong answers again!" announced loudly.

"Why?" The two broke down.

Lin Beifan chuckled: "The middle-aged woman is Xiao Ming's mother, I believe everyone has no doubts!"

"However, that middle-aged man is Xiao Ming's father, and he is husband and wife with that middle-aged woman, and has nothing to do with Xiao Hong! In fact, as I have emphasized before, the middle-aged man's nickname is Lao Dou, Lao Dou , in our case it means father! So, you all got the wrong answer! Hehe!"

"Hey! Unexpected?"

"Isn't it a surprise?"

"Is there a sense of collapse?"

*****

"How is it possible? Didn't the middle-aged man in front tell Xiao Ming, I'm your uncle? Why did he suddenly become his father?" Tony said in a very broken voice.

Lin Beifan coughed and said, "I am your uncle, which actually means a curse, which is similar to the meaning of shit!"

The hearts of the two foreigners are full of "fuck"!

"What about the front? Why did the middle-aged man ask why he bullied Xiaohong as soon as he appeared on the stage, and even shot him. If he doesn't hit Xiaohong, he can't beat his own child. Is this something a biological father should do? It doesn't matter if it has anything to do with Xiaohong No?" John was also devastated.

Lin Beifan smiled at Mimi's explanation: "This is our traditional Chinese culture, which emphasizes that filial sons come out of sticks. I control my son, and if he refuses to obey discipline, he beats him! If you beat him too much, he will naturally become obedient! In context, Xiao Ming is clearly a brat , and he is a repeat offender, his old father knew about it a long time ago, so when he came up, he beat him!"

"As for the old mother, she is more doting on her children. When she saw her son being beaten, she beat her husband! The family's education and getting along with each other has problems. Both are bear parents. One is too strict and the other is too spoiled, so that's why I don't want to give up. We have to be a warning to raise a brat like Xiao Ming!"

"That's right, you can't be too strict and you can't be too spoiled!"

"A simple question actually contains such a profound thought!"

"It's hard for us two foreigner comrades, haha!"

In the end, Lin Beifan asked a few more questions, and each question was full of traps, which broke the two foreigners.

In the end, I could only shed tears and sighed to the sky: "Huaxia Chinese is so difficult!"

After another two minutes, the tutor finally came. .