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Su Xun's life in this world will go smoothly. Gods will kill Gods and Buddhas, and they will kill Buddhas. It is irresistible. Anyone who opposes Su Xun will have bad luck, and even drinking water can be choked to death...

Su Xun whispered all kinds of hysterical words, because he activated the skill of probabilistic speech.

He himself didn't know which one would come true, so he just made a few nonsense about it.

Tianwu Village is a bit far from the city. This so-called city is not comparable to a modern town.

Su Xun didn't even go to the city, so he found a tree outside the village to sleep in. It's not interesting to go to the city.

After all, what kind of city has he never visited?

The cities of these ancient societies are the most boring, except for brothels, there is no fun place.

As long as you sleep outside for one night, you can become a magician and go back to the village tomorrow.

In the evening, the wolf demon returned to the holy land of the demon clan.

This commander wants to see the great elder!

Soon he was brought before the Great Elder.

The first elder asked, What's the situation in Tianwu Village?

Elder, things are weird... Before the wolf demon finished speaking, he suddenly felt dry, and he drank when he saw the tea bowl on the side.

Then his face suddenly changed color, he coughed violently, and the tea came out of his nose and mouth with a stream of blood, and his eyes fell to the ground.

He really choked to death on the water.

The elders were stunned.

Immediately after running the mana, he shouted: He Fang is a master, why don't you show up and see?

Yet there was silence in the air.

Soon, a group of demon soldiers rushed in.

The first elder shouted again: What kind of hero is he who sneaks in secretly?

Yet it was quiet.

Could it be poisoning? The Great Elder was surprised, stepped forward to check, and was dumbfounded.

It's not poisoning, and no one secretly shot it.

Did you really choke on the tea?

The Great Elder couldn't believe it, how could a monster in shape be choked to death by the tea!

Looking at the corpse on the ground, he looked solemn.

This must be some kind of secret technique someone used.

Damn it!

How holy is it!

Quick, call the kings to discuss matters again!

This kind of unpredictable method of killing monsters, even as a great elder, he is afraid.

More importantly, this is not the case.

Rather, it meant that there was a master in the shadows, perhaps knowing everything they were plotting.

The death of the wolf leader is probably just a warning.

Overthinking is so terrifying.

I'm afraid Su Xun didn't expect that after saying so many words, the enemy choked to death by drinking water came true.

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midnight.

The cowherd sleeps in the bullpen.

The first day without scalpers, think about it.

Touching his belly, recalling the delicious taste, the Cowherd misses it even more.

Finally, stumbled and fell asleep with hunger.

Zhou Tie Niu, Zhou Tie Niu...

A voice kept ringing in his mind, the Cowherd was awakened and opened his eyes.

Then I saw a sheep in front of me at a glance, and I almost fainted: You... monster...

Presumptuous! The sheep demon scolded and said solemnly: I am a god, a god sheep.

God sheep?

Cowherd thought of the divine cow that turned into hot pot beef, and he was more certain that this sheep could speak most of it was a magic trick performed by the Weaver Girl.

Bold Zhou Tieniu! The immortal sees that your life is difficult, and sends the divine ox to help you. You not only don't feel grateful but also eat him, what's your sin! The sheep demon scolded angrily.

The Cowherd shivered with fright, and stammered: Shenyang...Did you make a mistake? If it was a divine cow, how could it be killed?

What do you know? The sheep demon snorted coldly, thinking, I don't know about your question.

He couldn't figure it out either. Village Zheng Su Xun was also a mortal, so how could Niu San be killed by a mortal.

Acting too fascinated, forget you are a demon?

But on the surface, it said: The divine cow is a god like me. I wait for the kindness of the gods, so naturally I won't take action against mortals, not to mention that even if they are killed, they can be resurrected, so naturally they won't care about you.

Then... the god sheep goes down to earth... The Cowherd forced himself to calm down, but his voice couldn't help shaking.

The sheep demon said: The divine cow has returned to the heaven, and I don't want to see you again, but I still can't bear to see your life wasted, so I asked me to come down and continue to help you. You must make Zhinv fall in love with you and marry Zhinv as your wife. Having a baby changes your life.

Sure enough, as Su Xun said, this monster is really a lunatic, and cannot be understood from a human perspective.

I didn't know you were a demon before, and I said that I wanted to marry you, but you didn't agree.

Now you are using this method to make me marry you. Could it be that you have hysteria?

But Su Xun is right, the more you can't understand what this monster is going to do, the more it shows that the monster has a big plan.

Cowherd was frightened in his heart, and naturally did not dare to refuse, so he could only agree again and again.

In my heart, I just prayed that Su Xun would bring back the Celestial Master quickly.

Seeing that the effect was good, the sheep demon withdrew its mana and turned back into an ordinary sheep mixed into the sheepfold.

The next day, Cowherd hurriedly went to Su Xun's house at the head of the village at dawn.

However, on the way, he met an old man in a white Taoist robe.

Little friend stay, dare to ask where is Zhou Tieniu's house? The old man stopped the cowherd and asked.

This old man is naturally Su Xun.

Cowherd was stunned: I am Zhou Tieniu.

It's a coincidence. Su Tianshi Xun looked happy and said, Is this village called Su Xun? I was brought to your house by him to get rid of demons.

Are you the Celestial Master invited by Su Xun? Cowherd looked around, but did not see Su Xun's figure.

Su Xun said with a smile: Su Cunzheng said he would rest outside the village and let me come alone to kill the demon.

The Cowherd understood instantly, Su Xun, who was afraid of death, did not dare to come back, and hid outside the village to wait for news.

There was a burst of indignation in my heart, but at present it is more important to eliminate the demon: Please come with me, the demon, last night, the demon performed sorcery again...

While leading the way to Tianshi, he explained the matter again.

Oh? Su Xun raised his brows, it seemed that the mutton hot pot could also be launched.

Not long after, he came to the door of Niulang's house.

Su Xun's face changed, he was serious, and said solemnly: The demon is soaring to the sky.

Please help Tianshi. Cowherd no longer doubts.

Let's see what I do! Su Xun's face was grim, and he kicked the door open.

In the courtyard, Zhou Boss, Zhou Tiezhu, and Zhinu all turned their heads subconsciously.

Su Xun looked at Zhinu and shouted angrily: You monster, you must have a big plan to infiltrate this village in a human form. Today, the old man will accept you!

The Weaver Girl was stunned.

Boss Zhou and Zhou Tiezhu were also dumbfounded.

But Su Xun didn't care so much, he stepped forward, shouted loudly, played a few pretentious tricks, then grabbed Zhinu and shoved it into the underworld.

This this……

Boss Zhou and Zhou Tiezhu were dumbfounded when they saw that a living person was gone.

The sheep demon in the sheepfold was also stunned.

When Su Xunkou said Monster, he thought he was exposed and was about to run away.

As a result, the next second, Su Xun rushed over and took the Weaver Girl.

The sheep demon's expression is like this (°ー°〃).