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A video began to ferment on the Magic Sound APP and quickly became popular.

In the video, a black cat man stood up and waved his small paws twice, causing his fat Erha eyes to tremble with tears.

The above content was filmed by Xiao Er voluntarily, and there was no violent coercion.

It's so interesting, Erha is actually afraid of cats. Look at his aggrieved look, and he's pumping.

This cat is very domineering, with bright fur, and the owner has raised him well.

Forward and forward, Master Cat is awesome, I love it, I will follow you today.

This cat is so smart, he won't be reading our comments now (funny).

Su Xun was lying in front of the phone, watching more and more comments from netizens, the corners of his mouth rose, Wang Zhi contempt.

What a bunch of stupid humans, they only need to take two random videos to get their money out of their pockets.

Suddenly, Su Xun was taken aback for a moment, what the hell, my mental activity has become a little weird?

My essence is also human!

Just a temporary cameo as a cat.

Forget it, don't care, just sit and wait for the video to become popular now and just lie down and collect money.

I can't lie down today, I have to go out and find a shortcut to improve my cultivation.

As someone who is accustomed to taking shortcuts, asking him to follow the steps step by step is forcing him.

Su Xun jumped onto Xiao Er and grabbed the hair on his neck: Let's go!

Xiao Er glanced back at him, drooping his head, lying on the ground motionless.

Stupid dog, I have to use body language to talk to you, right?

Su Xun grabbed its butt with a paw.

Ow—

Xiao Er was in pain and jumped up instantly, carrying Su Xun to the door, Su Xun opened the door, then a cat and a dog walked out, Su Xun closed the door again.

In fact, Xiao Er is still very smart. He knows what Su Xun wants him to do, but he is a bit cheap, non-violent and non-cooperation ⊙ω⊙.

Xiao Er is his mount, Zhao Ziling is his slave, and Su Xun has ruled the family.

I won't treat you badly when I finish the task and restore my cultivation base.

Riding on the dog's back, Su Xun drew a big cake for his mount with the aura of looking down on the world.

Although old people often say that riding a dog sucks pants and crotch.

But Su Xun is not afraid, he is a cat now.

After getting out of the elevator, Xiao Er became excited and ran out of the community with Su Xun on his back.

The dog Su Xunce galloped towards a primitive ecological forest park in the suburbs.

Fuck! What did I see? Daughter-in-law, let's not talk about it, I just saw a cat riding a dog and overtaking my car!

My mom, I can't masturbate anymore at night, I'm starting to hallucinate.

Wori! What's the situation...

Along the way, everyone who saw this scene was stunned and confused.

Some people reacted and wanted to take pictures, but Xiao Er was too fast to take pictures at all.

Someone posted online.

Guys, I just saw a cat riding a dog on the road and speeding.

Then you can report to the traffic police, and you can avoid traffic accidents (funny dog ​​head).

I laughed so hard, why didn't you say a rabbit was speeding on a tortoise?

We are sand sculptures, not idiots. If you don't have pictures, you are a dick, and you don't make drafts for bragging.

Upstairs, I can testify for the landlord. The landlord didn't tell a lie, because I saw it just now, and I thought I was dazzled.

Then there are two possibilities, one is that you are really dazzled, and the other is that you are the landlord's trumpet.

Many people have posted similar posts on the Internet or in the circle of friends, but no one believes it.

…………

Baiyun Chinese Network Headquarters.

Zhao Ziling felt tired. As a male editor in charge, many people asked her to write books.

But most of them looked at the selfies of her space, and then tried to find her to drive under the guise of opening a book.

She hates this phenomenon deeply. Although she has deleted the selfie, the authors of this group of rare women who live and write books have been preserved for a long time, making it circulated on the author's forum.

Then the newcomer asked which editor was better to go to Baiyun, and the forum replied: Ziyun.

Her editor's name is Ziyun.

Then the newcomer asked why?

Answer: Because she has long legs and looks good, I heard that she is still single, is that enough?

Newcomer: Enough is enough, I fully meet my publishing requirements. It doesn't matter what the editor looks like, what matters is ability.

You can look good, this is the embodiment of ability, and at first glance, you are a good editor.

After helping the author deal with the matter, Zhao Ziling began to open the mailbox to read the manuscript.

Ziling Ziling, watch this video, this cat and this dog are so interesting.

Suddenly, the female colleague next to her tapped her arm, and then moved the phone sideways in front of her, so that she could see the screen clearly.

Zhao Ziling glanced casually, and a smile appeared on her face involuntarily.

Then suddenly stunned, wait, why do this cat and this dog look so familiar?

Then she suddenly widened her eyes.

Isn't this the master and the second child?

Zhao Ziling took out her mobile phone and opened the Magic Sound APP. Sure enough, her account ID and avatar had been changed, and she had one more video work.

Are they really the two of them?

Zhao Ziling felt a little dazed, then opened the search engine and searched for a question: What if my cat thinks I'm stupid?

The master is too smart, Zhao Ziling is really worried about being rejected now.

Immediately, her face changed again, how did the master know where her old mobile phone was? How do you know the power-on password? How did she know the account password of her Magic Sound APP?

For a time, countless question marks filled her mind, making her feel more and more puzzled the more she thought about it.

I really want to go back to get off work now.

…………

When she went back, she couldn't see Su Xun.

At this time, Su Xun had successfully arrived at the original ecological forest park outside the city on his own horse.

Little Er was as tired as a dog, with his head drooping behind him, his long tongue sticking out.

Su Xunren stood up, carrying his hands behind his back, walking in the forest with his back in all directions.

Where the aura is strong, he will go.

Finally he found what he wanted.

By a river, a four or five-year-old girl in denim overalls was holding an orchid in her hands. The flowers were blue and crystal clear.

A strong spiritual energy is emitting from above, making Su Xun salivating.

A tent was pitched not far away, and a group of adults were fishing there, apparently out for a wild swim.

Well, now the question is, how to deceive the orchid from the little girl... I'm wrong, how should I come here?

The little girl was stunned after seeing him and Xiao Er, and then ran over with a smile, and said in a milky voice:

Dog, big cat, play with me.