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Master, what's wrong with you?

The old village chief looked at Mei Wenhua with a puzzled expression.

How did he feel that the fat master's eyes when he heard that there might be something dirty was a bit wrong?

It's like... the big boar in his house that has been hungry for a year.

Mei Wenhua coughed twice and wiped the Hara Zi at the corner of his mouth: It's alright, village chief, can you tell me in detail what happened on that mountain?

Foxy!

Generally, they are charming and charming, with long legs, long breasts, big white skin, and many ways to live a good life. They have no mother-in-law, no bride price, no house, no car.

The more Mei Wenhua thought about it, the more excited he became. He was already a little impatient to go to subdue demons and exorcise them.

These fairies are a disaster for the world. He Mei Wenhua has learned a mysterious technique, and he should surrender to her for the sake of the country and the people!

Since ancient times, no one has died in life, let him or someone else come to feed the demon with his body.

That mountain is called Moon Mountain, and the village has to take that road to go to the market. Some time ago, while walking at night, some people heard fox barking, some said they saw a ghost, and some said they saw a big snow-white fox...

Wait. Fatty Mei interrupted the village chief and widened his eyes: Big fox?

Yeah. The old village chief nodded, a little puzzled. He heard the fox barking. Isn't it normal to have a big fox?

Mei Wenhua was suddenly not interested.

It turns out that he hasn't changed shape yet. No matter how serious his taste is, he can't attack a fox. He is a beast, but he doesn't like people and beasts.

Thinking about it, it would be difficult for demons and ghosts to change their shape these days if there were no adventures.

Of course, Qin Zhu, a different kind of condensed entity, is not included for the time being.

Relax, maybe that fox is a male fox, so it doesn't matter whether he can change shape or not. Su Xun patted Mei Wenhua on the shoulder to express comfort.

When Mei Wenhua heard the words, he winked at him for a while: Male fox, don't you find it more exciting then?

Su Xun's face froze, and he moved his body to the side. The boy went out alone, and felt that he should protect himself at night.

Haha, just kidding. Fatty Mei said with a smile: You still take it seriously, my Mei Wenhua's sexual orientation is absolutely normal.

Su Xun sneered: Just kidding? How many people use the name of a joke to express their true thoughts.

The pure old village chief was confused and did not understand what the two were talking about.

If he understands it, he will definitely sigh from the bottom of his heart, the people in your city really know how to play.

………………

night.

After enjoying the dinner carefully prepared by the villagers, Su Xun left the cash on his body and continued on the road with the corpses of his seniors.

After knowing that those corpses were the remains of the ancestors of the Anti-Japanese War, the villagers sent them all the way, all the way to the entrance of the village.

He also gave Su Xun a large package of dry food, which were all the pancakes, steamed steamed buns, tea eggs, and jerky made by the villagers themselves.

Su Xun didn't want it at first, but the old village chief said that if they didn't accept it, they wouldn't want Su Xun's money either.

In desperation, Su Xun could only accept the large package of dry food after being grateful.

Ding bell ~ ding bell ~ ding bell ~

Clang~clang~

Bells and gongs sounded farther and farther from the village.

In front of it is the Moon Mountain that the village chief said, and it doesn't look like the moon.

An hour later, Fatty Mei pointed to a mountain in front of him.

The mountain is not high, but there are many trees and dense forests.

Under the moonlight, the branches seemed to be captivating like demons with their teeth and claws.

Without Su Xun's words, Qin Zhu refuted him: There is no fish in Yuxiang Shredded Pork.

Sister-in-law, I'm just looking for a topic, do you need to hate me like this? Fatty Mei looked aggrieved.

Qin Zhu got goosebumps: Hey, a lot of old people are still cute, old cucumbers are painted with green paint, pretending to be tender, don't be disgusting here.

Okay, let's keep walking, Lin Zi in front is indeed not quite right, be careful. Su Xun interrupted the two who were arguing, shaking the soul bell and walking ahead.

Fatty Mei sneered: It's best that the dead fox don't provoke me, or I'll beat her to pieces and use her fur to make a waistcoat for my sister-in-law.

After knowing that the other party has not changed shape, he is so ruthless!

In Fatty Mei's words, since you haven't changed shape, you can't let me talk, so I'll be polite to you.

He is so pragmatic ( ).

Is there anyone, is there anyone who can save me, come here, woo woo...is there anyone who can save me?

After walking into Moon Mountain, within ten minutes, a mournful and gentle voice entered Su Xun's ears.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei looked at each other, and there was a hint of mockery on their faces at the same time.

Quietly, keep walking.

After walking for a few more minutes, I saw a woman in a white cheongsam lying in front of her, half-undressed, her pink bellyband exposed, and her two long white and tender legs were particularly attractive.

Two big brothers, I have a sprained foot. Can you help me? I'm so scared.

The woman looked at Su Xun and Fatty Mei and said delicately, frowning slightly, and her eyes were like autumn water, which made people feel pity.

Fatty Mei's eyes suddenly lit up, what the hell, that old liar from the village chief, isn't it obvious that this horse can change shape?

I almost missed a marriage!

Vixen, brother, I'm here, hahahaha...

Fatty Mei roared, laughed wildly, and rushed towards the woman not far away like a wild dog that had been hungry for three years.

The woman was immediately stunned. Since the fat man saw his true body, why was he not afraid, but was so excited?

Seeing Fatty Mei getting closer, the fox spirit was actually a little scared and panicked: Don't come here, please don't come here!

Little goblin, let's call it, this old forest in the mountains, no one will come to save you if you break your throat, just obey the fat man, hahaha...

Fatty Mei was pressing step by step, the smile on his face became more and more wild, and his eyes were unscrupulously scanning the uneven body of the female fox.

Su Xun: ...

Qin Zhu: ...

This style of painting, how does it look, the vixen is the victim, but Fatty Mei looks like a harmful goblin.

Fatty Mei was getting closer and closer, and the fox was getting more and more panicked, turning around and wanting to slip away.

I want to run after being seen by the fat man? Dreaming!

Fatty Mei sneered, grabbed a handful of talisman and threw it out.

The talisman paper spread out to form a circle, trapping the fox spirit in place, and the talisman paper emitted a faint golden light, leaving the fox spirit nowhere to escape.

The fox spirit quickly changed back to its original body, a big snow-white fox, very beautiful.

But no matter how beautiful he is, Fatty Mei can't be sexually interested: Little goblin, hurry up and change back to human form.

Master Mingjian, the little demon has not yet cultivated to the state of transformation, and can only rely on mana to maintain his human form for a short time.

The big fox spit out words, in order to keep her virginity, she could only resort to this and lie.

There was no way, she could see that this fat man was an old man, but the other party was still a capable man, but he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't win when he ran.

Then I become a fox and can't change shape, you can't still think of me.

Fatty Mei was a little disappointed when he heard the words, and instantly changed his face, and said righteously: If that's the case, then I will remove you for the nearby villagers today.

Fox Spirit: ...

I'm so hard, I'm really hard QAQ.