Chongzhen Chat Group

The purpose of this chat group is to listen to more voices from outside. If there were various restrictions on speech and people were not allowed to express their dissatisfaction with the government, how could Emperor Chongzhen know the opinions of the outside world!

Therefore, at least in the chat group, as long as you are not involved in pornography or being a prostitute, it's okay.

But the little kid fell silent after cursing "dog officer" and said nothing more. This aroused Emperor Chongzhen's interest, and he asked: "Little brat, you call me a dog official, do you know who I am? Also, why are you scolding people? Have you ever encountered anything? Just say whatever you want and listen, I won’t ban you or kick you just because of this!”

Those people in the group who knew the identity of Pudu All Living Beings, when they heard this, secretly said, This is the emperor. If you want to know, you will be scared to death!

There were conversations in which the group owner participated, but no one in the group was scrolling. Or maybe others are also a little curious, why did Zhang Dingguo scold the dog official? Is he ignorant at such a young age or is he brave?

"Just scold me. Do you think I'm afraid of you? Haha, I've already learned Chinese characters, but I'm still afraid of you kicking me!" Zhang Dingguo answered as expected.

Emperor Chongzhen could imagine that if they met, a little kid would stand in front of him, pointing proudly at him and talking, with a look of confidence and a hint of provocation on his face.

He thought this and felt a little funny in his heart. This little kid thought that the main benefit of the chat group was to learn Chinese characters. When he was about to say something, Zhang Dingguo spoke again: "Also, don't call me a little brat. I have been on the battlefield and killed people. Do you have it? Do you dare? Haha..."

No one in the group expected that the group leader would be ridiculed and despised by a little kid. At this moment, they all felt a little funny, and their interest in watching the show became even stronger. Of course, they were also a little surprised. Is what this kid said true?

Emperor Chongzhen was also stunned when he heard this. He had been on the battlefield and killed people when he was only eleven years old? Is this child labor in the military? Which army actually uses children as a substitute for empty pay?

At this moment, Hauge spoke: "Yes, as a rich man like you, I have to kill people to show my courage!"

"Get out of here, you damn Tatar!" Unexpectedly, the little kid even showed disdain towards Haug and snarled at him.

When Hauge heard this, he immediately became angry and immediately replied: "You dare to be rude to Ben Beile at such a young age. Do you believe that Ben Beile could twist your head off with one hand?"

"Little brat, apologize to Lord Beile quickly!" Qian Fugui also said. He is not afraid that Pudu will kick him. After all, the two of them have a private agreement. If he doesn't flatter Xia Hauge on the surface and doesn't show his role as a lapdog in the chat group, then he is basically useless.

Generally speaking, one of the main ways adults treat children is to scare them. And this trick is often effective.

But Zhang Dingguo was not afraid at all, and immediately responded: "Master Beiniao, you are nothing, if you dare to come to our Qin land and try it, I will chop off your head and use it as a urinal!"

"..." Everyone in the group was speechless. This little kid seemed to be no ordinary kid. Judging from his words, he might have killed someone before.

When Emperor Chongzhen heard about the Qin Dynasty, he realized something and immediately asked: "You are not rebelling, are you?"

"What happened to the rebellion? Did you starve to death at home?" The kid responded immediately, "If my adoptive father hadn't taken us in, we would have starved to death long ago. Dog officials and dog squires will not die a good death!"

After hearing this, it was basically certain that this little kid was really one of the thieves in the Qin rebellion. If Emperor Chongzhen had not reprimanded Zhi Xuzi just now, everyone else would have reprimanded Zhang Dingguo.

Emperor Chongzhen frowned and asked: "I heard that the imperial court has issued an order to provide disaster relief and build water conservancy facilities in Qin. It also focuses on appeasing those who cannot survive. You..."

"Liar, my adoptive father said, this is all a lie!" Zhang Dingguo immediately responded, "If the court has such good intentions, what did it do in the past two years? It must be a lie! Jianlu is not a thing. , just know how to make trouble in Liaodong, otherwise we wouldn’t be like this!”

It turns out that he didn't like Jianlu because of this. Speaking of which, it’s true. But how could he, a little kid, have such knowledge? Emperor Chongzhen was thinking, so he asked him: "Who is your adoptive father? Did he tell you this?"

"What, you want to inform the court and let the people you know in the court arrest us?" Zhang Dingguo was very alert and asked immediately, but then he said, "Haha, we are not afraid of the court. ! Listen, my adoptive father is very famous! I won’t scare you if I tell you!"

When the Sihailou storyteller heard this, he was sure that this little guy must have heard of storytelling.

"Tell me, let's see if I can be scared!" Emperor Chongzhen responded immediately, a little amused.

When Zhang Dingguo saw it, he immediately said: "My adoptive father is one of the eight great kings, one of the commanders of the Thirty-sixth Route Rebel Army. He has countless soldiers and horses. The huge Mizhi City was captured by my adoptive father with a little trick. Got it!"

Haha, this little kid is really a kid. It seems that he has never seen the world. Is Mizhi County very big? But I learned some more information from this.

Emperor Chongzhen thought this way, and when he was about to ask again, he saw Zhang Dingguo speaking again: "My foster father is back. I'm going to hear what news there is. It's best to kill this dog official, King Hongyan."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Dingguo withdrew directly from the chat group, ran out of a small house, followed three other children, and loudly said hello to a slender man with a yellow face.

This slender, yellow-faced man was naturally his adoptive father, Zhang Xianzhong, known as the Eight Great Kings. He actually adopted a lot of fatherless and motherless orphans. Of course, they had to be able to move. After all, he didn't run a kindergarten. When these children grow up, they will become his most loyal people.

At this time, he saw the four most outstanding people among the orphans coming to greet him, and felt happy in his heart. He touched their heads one by one and said, "How are you doing? How many words do you know?"

Upon hearing this, the other three children looked at Zhang Dingguo with jealousy in their hearts. I don’t know what happened to him, but suddenly, as if with the help of gods, I knew those words one by one.

When Zhang Dingguo saw them looking at him, he said humbly: "Although the children can read, they can't write yet. The characters they write are very different from those of the adoptive father!"

Zhang Xianzhong was also surprised by Zhang Dingguo's situation and couldn't figure out how he suddenly became enlightened. Well, even if you are enlightened, it's not that powerful, right? But if you don't understand it, you can't understand it. As long as you know that this child does know how to read.

He touched Zhang Dingguo's head and said: "If you can't write well, practice it. If you write too much, you will be good at it. But there is no time for you to practice calligraphy now, we are ready to leave!"

When the four children heard this, they were immediately surprised. One of them, Zhang Dingguo, asked: "Father, is it Chief Wang who wants to take us to beat the dog officer?"