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For more than a year in this far north, Li Zicheng's team would take care of their personal hygiene at the beginning, shave their beards, and take a shower as much as possible. But later on, they gave up. You can only hide in the house to pee, but you still want to take a shower? They can only take a bath when they encounter places where indigenous people live. But how many times a year can they encounter places where indigenous people live in such a ghost place?

When the unshaven Ming soldiers heard Li Zicheng's roar and saw him showing off his dagger to cut off his beard, they immediately gathered around and started chatting.

"Sir, who's my mother's family? Someone from northern Shaanxi came here?"

"Sir, are you interested in any woman from the Khalkha tribe?"

"..."

Li Zicheng raised his severed beard and threw it in the air. He didn't care whether the beard would fall on his companions. He laughed and scolded them: "You stupid pigs, our natal family are naturally fellow Ming dynasties! Give them all!" I have to clean it up, otherwise I will be looked down upon by my brother troops!"

"What, brother troops? Sir, did you say there are brother troops to replace us?"

"Is it possible that other Ming armies are coming to attack the Khalkha tribe here?"

"No way, so far away, fighting these Khalkha tribes?"

"..."

Basically, everyone was surprised. Most of them are Mongolians. They have never heard of the Ming army coming so far. After all, the last time the Ming army conquered Mobei, it was more than two hundred years ago.

When Li Zicheng heard this, he immediately smiled and said to them: "Your Majesty is so wise and powerful that he has allowed us to go even to the far north. Do you think this Khalkha can still be outside the royal realm? We used to be in the Ming Dynasty. During the Chengzu period, there were five conquests in Mobei, but it is a pity that they have never been conquered. Now that it is better, the Mobei Khalkha tribe will definitely not be able to escape this disaster!"

His men were all surprised when they heard this. So, while they imitated Li Zicheng and started to tidy up their beards, they started talking happily. Naturally, he is extremely proud of the strength of his own country, both in words and in words.

Li Zicheng had just finished tidying up his beard and was about to enter the chat group to take a closer look at the situation of the war. Suddenly, one of his subordinates hurriedly reported: "Sir, there is something going on."

"What's going on?" Li Zicheng was shocked when he heard this and asked quickly.

The other Ming army officers who were busy were also surprised and stopped their movements.

The visitor reported: "It seems that a young woman in the Khalkha tribe snatched the horse and ran away, coming towards us. There are about ten people chasing her."

Upon hearing this, Li Zicheng looked at his men and said without hesitation: "Let them go, arrest them all, and see what happens."

Hundreds of people ambushed a dozen or so people, trying to catch them, and it was easy. Not long after, Li Zicheng entered the chat group and reported in the temporary group: "Your Majesty, in this place of the Khalkha tribe, there are many women and children of the Oirat tribe who were plundered. In addition, the Khalkha tribe seems to have mobilized troops. Moving westward.”

After hearing this, Emperor Chongzhen remembered something and ordered Li Zicheng to interrogate the captured Khalkha tribesmen to see if he could find out the nomadic spots of other Khalkha tribes. After all, even though he sent a large army, Mobei is still too big. The tens of thousands of troops entering Mobei are actually not enough to see. The more detailed the intelligence, the more points that can be raided, and the fewer Khalkha people will slip through the net.

At this time, the Oirat woman was in despair. She was unwilling to become a member of the enemy from now on. When she saw the opportunity, she snatched the horse and ran away, even if she starved to death in the far north. Unexpectedly, he fell into the hands of a group of savage-like Ming troops.

Seeing groups of Ming troops surrounding her to watch the fun, even though she knew that the Ming troops seemed to have a good relationship with her tribe, she was still in despair. At this moment, she suddenly saw the Ming army leader walking over with a smile on his face and a very kind look. He squatted in front of her and said in not very fluent Mongolian: "I'll let you go. You are not allowed to run, do you understand?"

Seeing this situation, the Ming army officers and soldiers nearby started to boo: "My lord wants you to sleep with me, I'm attracted to you!"

"We adults don't have a wife yet, so we are taking advantage of you!"

"..."

When Li Zicheng heard this, he felt that this woman was not bad, good-looking, and so fierce. However, on the surface, he still glared at them and said: "Don't scream, the Oirat Mongolian tribes are now our Ming people, and we are our own people." !”

"Yes, one of our own!"

"Sir, we heard it, our own people!"

"..."

When Li Zicheng heard this, he was too lazy to pay attention to them, and said seriously to the woman: "Now our governor of Baotou in the Ming Dynasty has led his troops to the Tianshan Mountains and rescued you Eqiltu Khan and other tribesmen. You Eqiltu Khan has ordered the Oirat Mongolia to Enclosed, you have become a member of my Ming Dynasty..."

Before he finished speaking, the woman suddenly said to him: "No need to lie to me with so many lies. As long as you can help us get revenge, I will sleep with you!"

"..." When Li Zicheng heard this, he was stunned for a moment, thinking in his mind, was what I said really true?

His onlookers saw this, and although they knew that what Li Zicheng said should be true, at this time they all started to make a fuss, making it seem like Li Zicheng made up a bunch of lies just because he wanted this woman. Li Zicheng got angry and immediately drove them away loudly: "Go, go, I'm talking about business! Get out of here, general!"

He put on airs and drove away his subordinates. He wanted to explain, but seeing the way the woman looked at him, he thought for a moment and gave up the explanation. He asked her carefully about the circumstances of being taken to Mobei.

This woman didn't resist these questions, and she answered them immediately. And after talking about it, I was a little confused. I didn't know what this person meant when he asked her about this situation and asked her in such detail.

At the end of the question, Li Zicheng thought for a moment and then said to her: "Whether you believe it or not, just keep an eye on it. In the next few days, at least the Khalkha tribe here will be defeated by us soon!"

When the woman heard this, she looked at him and suddenly said: "If what you say is true, I will follow you from now on!"

When Li Zicheng heard this, he was stunned for a moment. Is this a promise with his body?

Seeing him like this, the woman seemed to have a misunderstanding, so she quickly said: "I am the daughter of the leader of the Dulbert tribe, so those Khalkha tribesmen did not touch me, and were still waiting for their Khan King to come back before dealing with me. . The same is true. I was unwilling to give in, so I thought of running away. "

Sometimes, identity, although invisible and intangible, can still give people points.

When Li Zicheng heard this, he felt that this woman seemed to be more beautiful.

However, when he heard that she was the daughter of the leader of the Dulbert tribe, he did not dare to hide it, so he quickly entered the chat group to report it.

When Emperor Chongzhen heard this, he was moved in his heart and thought, this is good. Oirat is surrounded by Mongolia, so let them marry more Han people. In this way, wouldn't the relationship be closer.

So, he immediately gave instructions.

This time, it was Li Zicheng's turn to be stupid again. How could the emperor be so unreliable that he directly proposed to himself!

Thinking of this, he said to the woman honestly: "I am from Shaanxi. I had a daughter-in-law at home before, but she is gone and she has no children..."

As he was saying this, he suddenly heard a bang nearby. It turned out that his men had been lingering nearby and eavesdropped and heard what he said.

"My lord is announcing his identity and proposing!"

"Sir, we support you!"

"..."

After more than a year of getting along in this far north, the relationship between Li Zicheng and his subordinates far exceeded the superior-subordinate relationship in the mainland. At this time, Li Zicheng's somewhat unscrupulous speech made Li Zicheng a little annoyed. He shouted at them: "What do you know? The emperor just granted me a marriage! Get out of here, stay away!"

It was a rare lively event, and his men were all laughing and laughing, not afraid of him at all.

Li Zicheng was a little helpless. He turned his head, looked at the woman in front of him, and said helplessly: "What I just said is true. The emperor found out and granted us a marriage!"

Okay, I know you won't believe it. Li Zicheng thought to himself, feeling a little helpless and let the facts speak for themselves. You can't run away anyway, the emperor granted you a marriage!

I didn’t expect that I would be able to find a wife when I went north this time!

Two days later, the nearest Liaodong Army arrived here.

When a red line appeared in the field of vision, and grew larger and larger, and finally, when Ming army soldiers wearing mandarin duck uniforms, majestic and majestic, riding war horses, rushed towards the Khalkha tribe, Li Zicheng turned around and said to the woman beside him: "Look, the general is right!"

After being stunned for a while, the woman came to her senses with ecstasy in her eyes. She really didn't expect that what this man said was true, and that the Ming army would actually appear in Mobei. Doesn’t that mean that what happened in Western Mongolia is also true! And...also, what he said about the emperor's marriage is true?

Thinking of this, the woman suddenly hugged Li Zicheng, kissed him on the face, and then ran away with red clouds flying on her face.

Li Zicheng suddenly fell into a daze, but his men roared again and laughed.

"Sir, how are you? We Mongolian women dare to love and hate, do you feel it?"

"Sir, Madam has accepted you, why don't you hurry up and give her a hug?"

"..."

In the midst of their cheers, more than 10,000 Liaodong troops swept through the gathering place of the Khalkha tribe like wind and lingering clouds. The war ended without any decent resistance at all.

Then, Lu Da led the Liaodong Army and immediately attacked the nearby Khalkha tribe gathering place. In such a hurry, according to his explanation to Li Zicheng, this was the last battle in the north of the Ming Dynasty. It would be foolish not to take more credit!

Li Zicheng and other cavalry troops followed the army behind. With the help of his wife, he organized the women and children of the Oirat tribe to help him guard the prisoners and transport the loot.

At this time, in fact, not only here, but also the naturalized army led by Hong Chengchou was divided into several groups and attacked the gathering place of the Khalkha tribe in Mobei very purposefully.

With the support of intelligence and the unified command of the chat group, the vast Mobei seemed to have become very small again. The Ming army marched all the way, like plowing a courtyard and sweeping holes, sweeping across the entire Mobei. Except for a small number of people who escaped, almost the entire Mobei tribe was uprooted.

The goal of this Mobei battle is more than that. They must also rush to the Western Region as soon as possible to deal with the remaining troops of the Khalkha tribe there.

At this time, the three Khan kings of the Khalkha tribe did not even know that their lair was being taken away. At this time, they were a little confused while being happy.

Just listen to Tuxie Tuhan Gunbu saying to the other two people: "You tell me, what on earth is this governor of the Ming Dynasty doing? He is staying at the foot of Tianshan Mountain and not leaving?"

"Yeah, I don't understand either. Isn't he afraid of being cut off from food and grass?" Zasak Tuhan Norbu also said doubtfully.

Chechen Khan Shuolei was also puzzled: "Even if this governor doesn't know how to fight, what about Mangui? That madman may look a little crazy when it comes to fighting, but he is actually very smart, comparable to those Tsarist Russian barbarians!"

"Can you please stop mentioning the Tsarist barbarians?" When Gunbu heard this, his voice suddenly became a little louder. It was obvious that he was still worried about the fact that he was tricked by the Tsarist Russians before.

In fact, it's no wonder for them. They have always felt that they are the descendants of Genghis Khan and that they were once a nation that conquered the world. Those Tsarist Russia are simply like uncivilized barbarians. They are the only ones who are interested in the Far North. But for such a person, how could he not be angry after being tricked once?

Upon hearing this, Shuolei knew that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately changed the subject and said, "Do you think the Ming army is waiting for reinforcements?"

"This seems impossible!" Norbu said with a frown, "We have already sent out scouting horses all the way to the east, but we haven't seen any reinforcements from the Ming Dynasty!"

This question is really nerve-wracking.

The three of them are not fools. The Ming army has not left. On the surface, this should be what they are most happy to see. However, they couldn't understand why the Ming army didn't leave? It’s not like the Ming army commander is a fool. What should we do if we run out of food?

After thinking for a while, I still have no solution. Finally, Gunbu suddenly asked: "Could it be that they are continuing to wait for the remnants of the Oirat tribe to join here? They have been waiting here these days. After the news spread, there were indeed many rat-like people The Oirat people came out and joined together!"

"What do you mean?" Norbu said doubtfully after hearing this, "Could it be that they want to gather enough troops to have a showdown with us?"

After thinking about it, it seems that this is really possible!

Oirat Mongolia is composed of four large tribes. Although they and the Russians killed a lot of people in the previous raid, the remaining number, including the Ming army, might be able to reach 20,000. In this way, the disparity in military strength between the two sides is not so great.

Thinking of this, Gun Bu smiled proudly: "They must not have expected that we have already transferred troops from Mobei, right?"

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