China Entertainment 2000

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Time: February 14, 2003, 10:17 am.

Location: Sun Yanzi’s house.

Event: Related to the rhythm of Internet trolls.

Persons involved in the case: Zhou Yi; Sun Yanzi, Sun Yanzi trumpet*3.

Tools for committing crimes: computer, network cable, hands, brain...

"..."

Sun Yanzi, who was caught on the spot, sat on the sofa in the living room with his hands behind his back. He stared at the man writing furiously opposite him, and the corners of his eyes twitched several times involuntarily——

"Why did you write it like a closing argument that is going to be submitted to the court? Did I break the law? Which law says that it is a violation of the law for me to do this?"

"Not convinced? I'll contact the teacher later and ask him to help make suggestions to those big guys who can participate in the revision of the law and the introduction of legislation."

After finishing writing an unequal treaty, Zhou Yi raised his eyes and glanced at the woman, and said in a sinister tone: "Dear Miss Sun Yanzi, you don't want the fact that you opened a trumpet to be exposed, do you?"

Sun Yanzi, who vaguely felt that what he said was wrong but couldn't tell what was wrong, shrank his head subconsciously. Then he seemed to realize that doing so was a sign of guilty conscience. He couldn't help but raise his head again, straighten his neck, and tilt his head to one side. Look at him, he looks like he has a clear conscience.

Three seconds later, Sun Yanzi turned around and asked tentatively: "How did you know it was me?"

"Nonsense, wasn't it just me who said this?"

Zhou Yi looked like an idiot: "Unless you think Cheng Hao would be bored enough to follow others online to set the pace, or Elva Hsiao and the others would be too bored in Taiwan to go to Tianya to set the pace."

"..."

Sun Yanzi's eyes widened when he heard this: "Didn't you say this on the Internet when you were surfing the Internet using a trumpet account?"

"No."

Depend on!

Miscalculation!

Who would have thought that Sun Yanzi, who was so skilled, could only lower his arrogant head helplessly in the face of the ironclad facts, and with tears, pressed his fingerprints on a not-so-equal equality treaty——

"Housekeeper Sun Yanzi" was serialized randomly one month before June 2003!

"Why do you want me to clean but not cook?"

"I still want to live for a few more years. Don't you know your level of dark cooking?"

Zhou Yi curled his lips in disdain. Sun Yanzi, who felt that his cooking skills had been insulted, couldn't bear it and immediately stood up from the sofa——

Then Zhou Yi forced her back with one hand.

"Ah, I'm not alive anymore, I'm not alive anymore, I'm not alive anymore..."

The proportionally slender legs subconsciously held the baby's body and swayed from side to side on the sofa. At this moment, Sun Yanzi was like a child who had never made trouble to eat maltose, and he kept moaning: "Black-hearted boss" , unscrupulous capitalists, street lamp pendants..."

The collar of the loose pajamas unconsciously slipped off most of the shoulders while rolling back and forth, revealing the woman's delicate and eye-catching collarbones.

Zhou Yi glanced at it subconsciously.

Without the torture of three years of seventh-level college, two rounds of concerts, and countless business affairs, Sun Yanzi, who followed him and raised the tiger skin as a banner, was obviously much fleshier than in the early 2000s, and his overall temperament was still the same. Maintain the unique quirkiness of this age.

Not only does he not look tired, but he is so active all day long that he looks like a magical deer running around in the Elf Forest, full of energy.

It’s still the right-angled shoulders that many women who dream of becoming models long for.

The only pity is that I am too rich.

"What are you looking at?"

"What a pity." Zhou Yi clicked his tongue and shook his head.

"?"

Sun Yanzi slowly typed a question mark and glanced down at the man's gaze. Then, as if he was angry, he threw the big bear doll in his arms at him. Like a miracle dance, he jumped up from the sofa like a carp. He stood up and rushed straight to Zhou Yi with his teeth and claws open.

As we all know, as a well-known running queen in Singapore, aside from the so-called dancing, her running posture has been perfected in major music videos. Although I haven't mastered the dance steps, I have improved my physical strength.

She thought she was very difficult to deal with - she could spend a whole day with Zhou Yi like this.

Unfortunately, after three minutes, she lay on the ground groaning. She had to admit the great devil's strength, leaving behind a regretful plea for mercy——

"Ahahaha, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't scratch me, don't scratch me, it's itchy, itchy, itchy, haha..."

Sun Yanzi had never thought that laughing would make his eyes wet.

Thanks to the fact that her body has become a little rounder, the sensitivity of the itchy flesh on her waist has increased exponentially compared to the past——

This directly caused her to laugh and kick her legs back and forth on the living room carpet, moving her body like a flexible rabbit in an attempt to get out of the control of the man behind her. In the end, her whole body was like a compass. My feet kept making circles on the ground, and I was so tired that I couldn't stand up and take a step away even when I was panting. I laughed so hard that I couldn't even wipe the tears from my eyes.

"Is that okay, thin dog?"

After a few minutes of tossing, Zhou Yi, as the winner, used a toothpick to pick up the fruit in the fruit plate on the coffee table and put it into his mouth. He sat down on the carpet and chewed the apple in his mouth while turning his head to look at the messy man next to him. Sun Yanzi, who looked ruined, jokingly said: "Do you want me to take you to exercise?"

Sun Yanzi, who was obviously tired of laughing, spread his well-proportioned legs, raised his arms and put them on the sofa cushions, and when he raised his head, he almost spit out a wisp of out-of-body white smoke from his mouth. ——The short hair that has grown a little is messy and covers the eyes slightly, which looks quite messy and beautiful.

"This is a victory without force."

After a long time, Sun Yanzi finally came to his senses and rubbed his stomach with his right hand, which was cramping even when he laughed: "When you go to the United States tomorrow, I will find time to complain to my uncle and aunt that you bullied me."

Looking back on those days, her father and Zhou Yi's father formed a friendship while fishing and shrimp fishing in Taiwan.

"Times have changed, and my dad can't control me now."

Zhou Yi, who didn't care at all, shook off the guarantee letter, read it again, folded it with satisfaction and stuffed it into his pocket.

Upon seeing this, the corners of Sun Yanzi's mouth curled up in an unyielding manner, and his eyebrows curved into two highly infectious crescent moons. Zhou Yi looked at this and raised his eyebrows in surprise: "What are you laughing at?"

"In the first half of the year, you basically went out for promotions. Before June, if you have time to stay at home, I will lose."

The proud Sun Yanzi raised his chin: "Have you been fooled? Is my status as a top student at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore a waste of my reputation?"

The Grammy Awards will start at the end of the month, and will be followed by promotions for British colleges. They will have to stay in the United States for at least a month or so. Secondly, they will have to go to other European and American countries for promotions.

All this time, this so-called guarantee has expired long ago, is it still useful?

The advantage is mine!

Zhou Yi smiled and said nothing.

"Oh, right."

When Zhou Yi's attention was attracted by the variety show promotion clip on the TV in the living room, Sun Yanzi stood up staggeringly with his hands on the sofa, walked to the TV cabinet, bent down and pulled out the cabinet, took out a small wooden box, and walked back Throw it into the man's arms——

The latter opened it and saw that it was a string of walnut-colored hand beads, and tied to the beads was a small wooden plaque engraved with an image of a god.

"Master, keep your number."

A very standard Teochew dialect came out.

Sun Yanzi, who was sitting on the carpet, put his right arm on his bent right knee. He brushed the scattered bangs in front of his forehead with his left hand, pursed his lips and blew upward, as if he was covering you. The eldest sister said with great style: "I used to take it with me when taking exams in school. I passed the test every time and took many certificates home."

Zhou Yi held it in his hand and looked at it carefully, stroking the wooden beads: "Really?"

"certainly."

Seeing Zhou Yi's appearance, Sun Yanzi raised his hand and patted him on the back, then winked at the man he was looking at, gave him a thumbs up, bared his teeth and said with a smile: "So, don't Worry, I will bless you."

Sun Yanzi, grandma is from Chaoshan. Under the influence of grandma, the family not only speaks Chaozhou dialect at home, but also retains many traditional customs from the Chaoshan area.