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Chapter 43
Chapter 43 You, Really…Oh!
In the yard of the Yamen prison, a black figure is hidden on the roof.
The night clothes were turned out by Mu Qiu from Qiusheng’s room.
Aunt Qiusheng thought Mu Qiu was going to steal something, but when she saw that Mu Qiu was holding a night gown.
My aunt is also an old world. When she saw what Mu Qiu was holding, tears almost flowed out. She left Mu Qiu specially and stewed a chicken for Mu Qiu to eat…
Um… Obviously, I think Mu Qiu’s trip to rob prison is like sending him to death.
To die? Mu Qiu is not going to die.
Mu Qiu’s advantage against the yamen armed soldiers was outrageous.
What is the concept of a miniature rocket launcher?
My lord, times have changed…
Let alone shadow imitation.
Dealing with ordinary people with guns is simpler than drinking soup.
Mu Qiu had just arrived, but seeing the resurrected Master Ren, he jumped off the roof in no hurry to rescue Jiu Shu and the others.
As soon as he waited for Master Ren to change a place to search for food and prepare to get off the roof, Captain Awei went into the yard again.
Mu Qiu held the principle that more is worse than less, and he waited for Captain Awei to leave.
Captain Awei walked to the cell where Jiu Shu and his two apprentices were imprisoned, and smiled.
“Do you know what I am carrying?” Captain Awei said with a wicked smile.
“You just…” Uncle Ji wanted to say that Captain Awei’s uncle’s cousin was resurrected just now, but Captain Awei interrupted before finishing talking.
“Don’t tell me anything else, answer my question first!” Captain Awei said angrily.
“What’s that?” Qiu Sheng gave Captain Awei a white look.
“What’s the smell? Why is it so smelly!” Wencai fanned the wind in front of his nose. As soon as he smelled the smell of the things brought by Captain Awei.
“Hey! This is a pot of dung!” Captain Awei smirked with a pot of dung.
“What are you doing! I warn you not to be impulsive!” Uncle Jiu heard that it was shit, and quickly dissuaded him.
But Captain Awei could not listen to Jiu Shu’s threat. When he heard Jiu Shu dare to scare him, he picked up a big wooden spoon and dig a spoonful of dung fiercely.
“Oh!” Wencai retched directly, the smell was simply utterly!
“You don’t hate it!” Qiu Sheng said angrily.
“Hey! I don’t feel disgusting anyway.” The captain said aloud, if the congestion on his nose was removed, it would be quite convincing.
“You can’t stand it. If you still don’t recruit, I will pour the excrement in your cell! Let you sleep with the excrement!” Captain Awei smiled obscenely, playing with the excrement with a wooden spoon.
The three masters and apprentices in the cell can no longer stand this person, but there is nothing to do.
trick? are you crazy! Tricked and shot directly.
Not recruit? Seeing shit is about to be poured in, who can stand it?
“Don’t talk! That’s good! I’ll give you a taste of saltiness first!” Captain Awei said, picking up the wooden spoon and splashing it.
“Hey! Be careful behind you!” Jiu Shu reminded.
“Haha? Coax the kid? I’m eating yours? What can be behind me?”
At the moment, behind Captain Awei, it was his beloved, what he wanted day and night, his cousin, his father, his cousin, the corpse of Master Ren, the walking corpse…
“Are you scared? Hey! Hurry up! Otherwise I still have a lot of tricks waiting to be used!” Captain Awei thought that Uncle Ji was delaying time, and said with a smirk.
“Really…Look behind you!” Qiu Sheng also persuaded.
“Oh! Seriously? What can be behind me? This yard is the three of you and me.” Captain Awei curled his lips.
“And your uncle!” Wencai yelled weakly after hiding behind Uncle Jiu.
“My cousin? Dare to mention my cousin? My cousin…” Captain Awei said, looking at the place where the old man’s corpse had just been parked, and seeing nothing.When Master Ren was behind him and took a bite, he happened to escape because he turned his head, but he found no abnormality.
“Where is my uncle!?” Captain Awei asked Uncle Ji.
“Behind you!” Uncle Ji was speechless.
“Behind me?” Captain Awei felt a little wrong, and he turned his head to look at it. It didn’t matter if he saw it, he almost scared him out of shit!
His uncle, Master Ren, who had been dead for more than ten hours, was standing behind him staring coldly at his neck!
“Ah! Ghost!” The captain said in horror.
Before he could run, Master Ren grabbed his neck and pushed forward, which happened to knock Captain Awei into the cell door!
Master Ren caught the target and bit at Captain Awei’s neck!
Coincidentally, Captain Awei was holding a wooden spoon used to pour big dung, he had a clever idea and directly smashed the spoon over!
With this bite, Master Ren ate his mouth full… the spoon was stuck in his mouth, and he couldn’t open his mouth anymore.
“Help…Help…” After getting a breath, Captain Awei asked Jiu Shu for help.
If you change to another person, you may not care about it, but Jiu Shu is different.
He has a kind heart. At this time, it is impossible for him to watch the walking dead sucking human blood.
But Jiu Shu is not the Virgin, he can be put in jail because of Captain Awei.
Qiu Sheng was not so kind, so when he saw Master hesitation, he spoke.
“He found someone by smelling the smell, and you will be fine if you splash the shit on your body!” Qiu Sheng smirked.
“Huh?” Captain Awei hesitation.
But in less than a second of hesitation, he pushed Master Ren decisively, rushed to the basin of shit, lifted the basin in one hand, and poured it down…
“vomit!”
“vomit!”
“vomit!”
Multiply vomit by five.
These five people are Jiu Shu, Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, and Captain Awei himself.
the last one…
Definitely is not Master Ren, it has no IQ.
The last one is Mu Qiu who is watching the theater on the roof.
“This guy is really ruthless… Is this to spoof him? It’s not enough to hold your breath?” Mu Qiu vomited, retching a few more times, and continued to vomit, “You say you poop, you What does it mean to start from scratch? What about taking a bath?”
“Oh…” Mu Qiu said as he retched. It was really nausea and his mother opened the door for nausea-the nausea is home!
As the saying goes, after listening to people’s persuasion, Captain Awei listened to Qiusheng’s words, and he didn’t look for him anymore. Instead, the three people of Jiushu, master and apprentice in the prison had been there forever. .
“It’s really disgusting!” Wencai frowned.
“Huh? Really?” Qiu Sheng asked in surprise.
Uncle Nine pinched his nose, stared at Qiu Sheng, and explained, “The walking corpse is looking for people by smelling people. Ah Wei is covered with dung, and there are too many interference smells, so the walking corpse can’t smell the smell of people on his body. NS.”
“Oh! That’s how it is!”
The two apprentices nodded.
“Ahaha! It’s really useful! Grumbling…” Captain Awei was still pinching his nose with a stuffy nose, only visual effects, no smell.
He glanced at Master Ren and didn’t chase him over. He was still happy, and he roared happily after escaping from the dead.
With this mouth, the dung flowing from his head happened to flow into his mouth…
Mu Qiu, who was watching the show, couldn’t help it anymore. He hammered his chest in pain. It was so disgusting…
Captain Awei finally felt sick with a mouthful of dung in his mouth, and he bent down and threw up…
The people in the yard are busy here, and the corpses in the morgue are weird…
Moving…
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