Chatty Hollywood

"Biman, why are you here?"

After listening to the fat priest who provided the news, Constantine was about to go to the floor where the family in need of exorcism was located, only to find a middle-aged man with big black-rimmed glasses standing beside him.

"I called him!"

The fat priest’s expression was a little nervous, he didn’t know if he was afraid of the demon he found, or he was afraid of Constantine in front of him.

"I think you might need, you need some—"

"Need some help with equipment!"

The old man Biman grinned, but he was not at all afraid of Constantine with a mocking face.

"It just so happens that I recently got some new things."

"New stuff?"

Constantine also became curious,

"Take it out and have a look!"

"OK!"

Obviously the whole body feels like a watchmaker, but for a moment, Biman is like an arms dealer.

"Look at this, the beetle from the House of Blood Curse is packed in a matchbox. Many ghosts will become very irritable and frightened when they hear the sound of it crawling."

"...So, it's a bug again?"

Constantine sighed.

"Beeman, your hobby really matches your name (beeman)!"

"I just like these weird bugs!"

Biman didn't deny it, and asked with recommendation.

"How about it?"

"……forget it!"

Constantine shook his head.

"I'm not very interested in bugs."

"That's a pity!"

Biman was not discouraged, he was about to take out a few other things, but Constantine stopped him.

"If it was the warhead that assassinated the pope, the holy water from the Jordan River, forget it for the time being, at least the holy water is filled with more than a dozen buckets of pure water in my house."

"so many?"

Biman was a little surprised,

"What are you preparing for so much holy water?"

"Deal with the devil!"

Constantine shrugged.

"It can also be used to quench thirst when there is water shortage."

"...Quench your thirst!?"

"What's weird?"

Constantine looked indifferent,

"That thing can only weaken the devil, and it has no effect on living people like me."

"……All right!"

Even Biman, who loves bugs, is a bit speechless about Constantine's approach.

Finally, he had to pass a metal sceptre to Constantine.

"This is the Dragon's Breath Fire Wand, you must use this!"

"Dragon Breath Fire Staff!?"

Constantine looked at the metal sceptre in his hand with some disbelief, and then pointed it at Biman.

Biman hurriedly stretched out his hand and pointed the short stick in his hand at the open space next to him.

"Don't face the living, it's dangerous!"

"Yes?"

Constantine was a little unbelievable. He pressed the button on the metal staff, and the next moment, a large cloud of blue flame sprayed out from the front part of the staff.

"Cut! Over!"

With Charlotte’s command, Keanu Reeves, who played Constantine, and Johnny Depp, who played Beeman, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"This is the sixth time, right?"

Keanu Reeves asked Depp on the side.

"Yes!"

"Finally!"

"Are you embarrassed to say?"

Depp gave his good friend a gloomy look.

"If you hadn't laughed at the scene a few times before, how could you shoot so many times!?"

"You want me not to laugh, how is it possible?"

Keanu was also very depressed.

He pointed to Depp's face.

"Look at your own face now!"

"..."

Depp, who is still wearing big black-rimmed glasses, suddenly felt that it seemed a mistake to appear in a movie with his good friends at the same time.

——A good friend will become a bad friend at any time! ! !

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Charlotte was also a little speechless about these two live treasures.

He considered the situation of these two people being retaken repeatedly because of their poor acting skills, but he never thought about retakes repeatedly because of laughter.

Therefore, when he saw Keanu Reeves halfway through the photo, he pointed to Depp and laughed a lot.

Fortunately, this scene is actually not a funny clip, so after a few experiments, it is still passed.

"In this way, Reeves' acting skills are indeed a bit short, but if the guidance is appropriate, it is not unusable."

Charlotte wondered.

Although the role of Constantine is difficult to portray, the movie "Detective of Hell" is still a commercial film after all——

"Commercial films are more important. They are always the story itself and various performance effects, as long as the performance of the actors is qualified."

As Charlotte thought in her heart, she continued to supervise the performance of the next act through the monitor—

"Biman, I'm here to exorcise others, not to burn the devil and the possessed person into coke!"

Seeing the metal rod that had just spewed out a large group of hot flames in his hand, Constantine was speechless.

However, he finally accepted a few pieces of equipment provided by Biman and started his exorcism work this time.

The person possessed by the devil was a German girl who was still underage.

In this regard, Charlotte changed the assumption that the possessed person was an Asian girl in the original "Detective of Hell".

There is a reason why he modified this way——

First of all, the original "Detective of Hell" was released in 2005. At that time, Hollywood had gradually begun to use minorities as supporting actors and even protagonists.

-Politically correct!

But now in 1996, this situation has not shown any signs of it.

At this time, it is a potential trouble to use minorities as supporting roles, especially those who are possessed by demons.

What if people protest in groups?

In this era ~www.NovelMTL.com~, most of the minorities have not been bought off by Hollywood's supporting tactics, and they will protest from time to time.

For example, Cameron's "True Lies" was protested by Arab immigrants and Middle Eastern countries because of the ethnic issues of the supporting roles in the film, and the overall box office dropped by a bit.

——Although under certain circumstances, he predicted the future.

What's more, most of the Asian supporting actors who are often mixed in Hollywood these years are in the shape of a sharp-mouthed monkey gill.

Their images are more stereotypical images of Asians in European and American minds than real ones.

Anyway, even though Charlotte lived on the other side of the Pacific Ocean before crossing, but after watching a few Asian supporting roles, he decisively gave up this plan.

Doesn't match the aesthetics!

Using a supporting role of this kind of appearance is not so much an attempt to close the relationship with ethnic minorities, it is better to discredit...

In contrast, it is the supporting role and heroic role of white people. Because of the large base, there is a lot of room to choose from, and they basically have what they want.

Charlotte finally chose a fifteen-year-old girl of German origin who felt very heavy.

At least, the blond hair on that end is indeed shining in the sunshine.

"You fellow, like that head of state, is a blonde control?"

To this end, Charlize has also spit on him.

After all, as Charlotte's girlfriend, Charlize's own hair is also this color.

And Judy Foster, who was chosen by Charlotte as the heroine this time, is also blond.

Even John Constantine, as the protagonist, would have been blond if it weren’t for Keanu Reeves...

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