Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world

Ye Fan's face suddenly darkened when he saw the news about Xiao Yan in the group.

How many times!

This kid's mouth is getting worse and worse. He must be given a package and a good education, the kind of physics education!

Otherwise, in the future, he will have to turn things upside down and sit on his neck and shit?

[Ye Fan: Your M! I just remembered that I wanted to go over there and give you a slap in the face, but I almost forgot about the newcomer joining the group! 】

[Qilin: Can you really travel across the world? 】

[Lu Xian: Okay, I suggest that we all have a dinner together like last time and take a new family photo as a souvenir? 】

[Lu Xian: Who agrees and who opposes! 】

The main reason why Lu Xian suggested this was to see if he could fish out Shi Hao, who had never bubbled up in the group, as a "crooked mouth".

Is he blocking the spring and not having time to reply?

Are you still drinking animal milk, making you stupid and unable to use chat groups?

[Xiao Yan: I object! There is no point in having a dinner party at all. It is a waste of my time travel charm. The sign-in points are very precious. I refuse to be extravagant and wasteful, and I refuse to gamble and do drugs. It starts with you and me! 】

Just kidding, if we really have a dinner party, why don't I be severely punished by you two?

[Zhang Chulan: Huang, you didn’t mention it at all? 】

[Ye Fan: I agree! As for the time-travel talisman, as long as you are willing to come, all the time-travel talismans consumed today will be paid for by me, Emperor Ye Tian! @xiaoyan, are you ready? Dangerous smile.jpg】

[Yan Lingji: This idea of ​​a dinner party is a good one. It’s been a while since we’ve had one. @鲁雪奇, sister Xueqi, come too? I want to ask you something about spiritual practice. 】

[Lu Xueqi: Asking for advice is out of the question. Let’s confirm each other and we can make progress together. 】

[Xiao Yan: No, did you listen to me? Can you consider my feelings? 】

[Lu Xian: Last time we had dinner at Ye Hei's place, let's change the location of the dinner this time and put it in the world of fire. Dangerous smile.jpg】

[Xiao Yan:? 】

[Ye Fan: If Qingshan doesn’t come to see me, I can go see Qingshan. Brother Lu is smart. Some people will eventually have to pay the heavy price of Aruba for his daily arrogance! 】

Aruba?

Xiao Yan's face turned green, "Don't!"

[Xiao Yan: Don’t come over here! 】

[Ye Fan: Newcomers, if you are willing to come to the dinner party, you can say in the group that I will give you the time-travel talisman in a red envelope. 】

[Qilin: You don’t want to trick me into going there and then do something bad to me, right? 】

Qilin took out her pistol, took out the first blank bullet in the magazine, and replaced all of them with live bullets.

[Ye Fan: Love will come or not. Roll your eyes.jpg】

[Zhang Chulan: I want a time travel charm, thank you. 】

Zhang Chulan considers himself to be quite strong. He is not as cautious as Qi Lin. He does not have too many scruples. These people in the group are some of the Emperor Yandi. They have some clues in their minds at first glance. They may be a group of middle-aged teenagers. , the golden light curse protects the body, can it still threaten him?

Zhang Chulan was even vaguely curious in her heart, and couldn't wait to see if traveling through the world was real.

[Shi Hao: I want one too, little one...]

Milkman finally figured out how to use the chat group and sent his first message in the group.

…

Fight to break the world.

There is a small stream at the foot of the Warcraft Mountains. Here, there are towering rocks and gurgling water. The stream is crystal clear and the scenery is breathtaking.

Xiao Yan was carrying a black ruler on his back and wearing a black outfit. He was leaning on a big stone with his arms folded and his face was helpless.

Next to her, there was a girl wearing a white skirt, her hands and feet tied with ropes, and a piece of white cloth stuffed in her mouth. She was lying on her side, huddled between two boulders, her petite body looked soft and weak, now He was glaring at Xiao Yan with a stubborn look on his face.

"I told you, I only want a map in the treasure cave. As long as you take me there, I will get the map, and the rest is yours. Why can't you understand human language?"

Xiao Yan sighed.

The little medical fairy still stared, showing no intention of giving in.

When Xiao Yan saw this, his expression changed and he pretended to be a vicious threat:

"I advise you not to be ungrateful! This Ape from the Warcraft Mountains likes girls with thin skin and tender flesh like you the most!"

This sentence was a bit lethal, and the little medical fairy's pupils trembled violently. This time, he was really a little scared.

At this moment.

Two portals quietly opened behind Xiao Yan, ripples appeared in the chaotic portal, and two figures in white, one tall and one short, stepped out slowly.

Xiao Yan turned around when he heard the footsteps and looked at the two people walking out. His eyes lingered on Lu Xian for a little longer in confusion.

no?

Is this a land dog?

I haven’t seen you for a few days. Why is your hair so long?

Have you changed your underlying genes by eating soybeans imported from abroad?

How come he has become so handsome? He is almost half as handsome as I, Emperor Yan!

No... now is not the time to care about this.

not good! It’s two dogs coming out of the cage!

Damn it, pills!

Lu Xian and Ye Fan, as soon as they stepped out of the teleportation portal, saw the exciting scene of kidnapping by villains in front of them, and they couldn't help but be stunned.

Then they looked at each other, and they were surprised that the other one was half as handsome as him after breaking through the Shenqiao realm, and at the same time, a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Thief Sun, let go of that girl and let me do it!"

Lu Xian shouted loudly, taking the lead.

There is a reason for everything. Only by standing on the commanding heights can you be reasonable and not forgiving. If you are not reasonable, you will probably be shaken.

Ye Fan immediately cooperated to keep up with the firepower output: "Beast! You dare to kidnap a decent woman, you are so cowardly!"

"She is a girl from a good family." Lu Xian corrected her.

"It's all the same!"

Ye Fan waved his hand, "Hmph, I, Emperor Ye Tian, ​​will do justice for heaven today and beat you to Aruba a hundred times!"

Aruba a hundred times, this one is a bit ruthless.

Lu Xian nodded solemnly in agreement: "I, Lu Xian, have always convinced others with my virtue, so I will confiscate his crime tools today so that he will never be able to bully men or dominate women in the future!"

This one is even more heavyweight!

He is a good person, I can be saved!

The little medical fairy looked at the scene in front of her, her expression was so excited that she begged for help.

The grievance in Xiao Yan's heart was that he had been splashed with so much dirty water even though he hadn't even done anything. How come all the crime tools were confiscated?

"If I say that I know I was wrong, can you please stop slapping me in the face later and be gentle with my second brother..."

Xiao Yan smiled and discussed with the two of them.

"Don't worry!" Ye Fan smiled lightly.

"It's easy!" Lu Xian smiled lightly.

The next second.

The three of them had a fierce fight.

Xiao Yan hit Ye Fan's fist hard with his eye socket, and hit Lu Xian's shoe tip with his butt. Now he is rubbing his crotch against the big tree to express his joy at winning this battle.

What a hearty Aruba experience!

The little medical fairy who was tied up and lying on the ground was stunned by the outrageous actions of the three people. She wanted to laugh, but her mouth was stuffed with white cloth and she laughed awkwardly. Her delicate face was a little red from holding it in.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan were doing Aruba health care for Xiao Yan together. Another portal opened on the side, and a young man wearing a white T-shirt with short sleeves, a black jacket, and a fluffy hair tied behind his head looked out from the Walked out surprised.

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There was a hint of the stupidity unique to college students in the clear eyes of the young man, "It's so magical, I actually came to another world from the city all at once..."

Four pairs of eyes faced each other at this moment. Zhang Chulan looked at Lu Xian who was grabbing the hand, Ye Fan who was grabbing the foot, and Xiao Yan who was being treated like a saw, with his crotch almost rubbing against the tree, causing sparks to appear. He couldn't help but be stunned...

What is this scene for me to do?

"Are you... Zhang Chulan? Didn't you cause cervical erosion by hitting someone? Why did it come so fast?" Lu Xian asked.

"Blackmailing me, of course I have to run away! By the way, what are you doing?" After Zhang Chulan made sure that he was not in the wrong place, he suddenly felt that his hands were itchy.

"In this case, it's too late to explain. Get in the car quickly!" Lu Xian looked serious.

"No!" Xiao Yan screamed miserably.

"Isn't this good..." Zhang Chulan hesitated on his face, but he had already stretched out his hand. No one can refuse this temptation of Aruba.

The next second, he took over Lu Xian's job with excitement, and said comforting words to Xiao Yan, "A man who can endure the humiliation of Aruba will definitely make great achievements in the future. I was also raped by Aruba when I was a child. Pass……"

"Oh? So have you taken revenge now? What have you done?"

Ye Fan asked curiously while lifting Xiao Yan's legs and rubbing them up and down the tree pole.

"No, I'm afraid that if I go to them for revenge, I'll be beaten by them Aruba again..."

Sure, he is really a talent!

Lu Xian smiled and said nothing, and walked away quickly. My mother wouldn't let me play with fools.

With a warm smile on his face, he went over to help the little medical fairy loosen her ties in a graceful manner, took off the white handkerchief from her mouth, helped her stand up, and said after greeting her: "Girl, are you okay? Are you injured or uncomfortable anywhere?" Don’t you want me to check up on you?”

"I'm not... okay."

The little medical fairy glanced at the young man in front of him who was clean, fresh, and elegant. The golden sunset seemed to cast a layer of gorgeous brilliance on his profile. He was unparalleled in handsomeness, and his eyes were deep and soft. At first glance, he was... A handsome gentleman with stories and connotations.

She was like a young girl pregnant with spring, lowering her head shyly, with two haloes on her young and delicate face.

He is so handsome and gentle!

Even when he was teaching the beasts and making indecent moves, he was so handsome that his whole body was shining.

In fact, Lu Xian just used a little divine power to make his arms less tired when he moved up and down.

"It's okay, girl, don't worry, I will definitely help you teach this damn beast a lesson today!"

"Yeah! Thank you for saving me."

"It's just a matter of convenience, you're welcome."

Both of them are dressed in white, standing among the mountains and rivers. The man is elegant and elegant, while the woman is pure and shy, like a beautiful picture.

This scene almost made Xiao Yan burst into tears on the spot. Damn it, Lu Gou. I didn't expect your calculations to be so deep. Am I also a part of your heroic rescue mission?

"My name is Lu Xian, what do you call me girl?"

Lu Xian gently supported her and asked with a soft smile.

"Little... little medical fairy..." Her cheeks felt hot and her earlobes turned red under Lu Xian's gentle eyes.

"Little Medical Fairy, what a nice name."

"Thank you! Your name is also very nice..."

The sound of his crotch rubbing against tree bark stopped at this point.

Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan, holding Xiao Yan's hands and feet, froze in their movements, staring at the two people not far away with eyes full of affection. The setting sun was right between the two of them, and the golden light enveloped them.

Ah——!

Who is pretending to be so good? I'm going to go blind!

It's really dazzling!

Ye Fan and the other two had a ridiculous and outrageous thought in their minds at the same time, wondering if the two of them would suddenly have a long and passionate kiss in the next second.

Not a buddy?

Didn't we agree to go to Aruba together?

So why did you suddenly go to pick up girls?

The outrageous thing is that it seems that you are about to succeed?

Are you really treating us like dogs?

You deserve to die!

Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan looked at each other and let go at the same time. Xiao Yan fell to the ground with a "thump".

The movement here attracted the attention of the two people on the other side.

Xiao Yixian suddenly realized that there were other people present. She panicked and pulled out her hand that was still supported by Lu Xian. She turned around, kicked the stone with her toes, and circled her black hair on her chest with her fingertips again and again, her heart beating like a deer.

Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan, and Xiao Yan, who looked resentful, looked at each other and walked over silently.

Xiao Yan clamped his burning legs, cleared his throat, showed his orchid fingers, and looked pretentious: "My name is Lu Xian~~ How do you call me, girl~~"

Zhang Chulan saw it and followed the rhythm tacitly, humming and humming in his mouth, "Xiao~~ Xiao Yixian~~"

Ye Fan followed and said: "Xiao Yixian~~ This name~~ is really nice~~"

The three of them said in sync: "Thank you~~ Your name is also very nice~~"

Human beings are essentially repeaters, and the three of them are repeaters of the yin and yang beast version.

Abbreviation: Three Beasts!