Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world

Chapter 2 ▄█〓█(╯(●Д●)シ

"Damn..."

"I was actually fooled!"

"She was seriously injured. She must not have been able to run far! She should be nearby. Search separately and carefully!"

From the forest in the distance, there were sounds floating along the wind, and then there was the sound of footsteps crushing rotten leaves.

Getting closer.

Lu Xian, who was throwing cannonballs with his butt stuck out:...

Damn it!

Why are you back?

If I want to be seen by others, I will give it to Ollie everywhere!

"Where's the paper?"

Please...

Don't come over here!

Lu Xian's face turned a little green. It was no different from pulling a big poop on the street!

"Can't find me...can't find me..."

"As long as I don't move, you can't find me..."

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha bless..."

Lu Xian began to believe in Buddhism.

There are still people I care about in the world, and I really don’t want to die!

"What smells so bad?"

"I smell it too, it smells like pig shit!"

"This is the junction of the two empires. It is already close to the outskirts of the Star Dou Forest. It is not impossible for a soul beast to come over."

"There may be spirit beasts nearby, please be careful!"

"You three go over and investigate!"

The chatter grew closer.

Lu Xian:......

You are the pig, and your whole family is a pig!

Belief in Buddhism really doesn’t work...

nervous!

Her little hands trembled and she clenched the corners of her clothes.

Huh?

It seems that clothes can also be used to wipe the buttocks!

Lu Xian pinched the corner of his clothes, his eyes lit up, and he quickly took off his coat as fast as he could in his life.

Friction friction...

The grass more than ten meters ahead was suddenly separated at this time.

One figure... two figures... three figures...

A total of three figures in black tights were stunned at the same time.

Three people:......

Lu Xian, who was still wiping his buttocks:...

Lu Xian: I'll kill you! ! !

The four pairs of eyes faced each other for a moment, and a strange atmosphere spread on the field.

"There is a discovery!"

One of the men in black had a very stable mentality. When he reacted, he suddenly shouted loudly.

Lu Xian was startled and called people to come over and watch me wipe my butt. Is there something serious about you?

He hurriedly threw away the sportswear jacket that had been stained and quickly picked up his pants.

Whoosh whoosh——

In an instant, four or five more figures fell around.

There is a figure in the middle, wearing a black mask that covers the lower half of her cheeks. She is tall and wearing a tight black leather jacket, which fully outlines her perfect figure. She seems to be the leader of these people.

The masked woman glanced sharply and frowned when she saw the lump of Ollie at the foot of the tree.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" the masked woman asked coldly.

"My name is Tang San, and I live in Saint Soul Village. If I said that I actually came to take a dump, and you happened to find me after smelling the smell, would you believe it..."

Lu Xian responded with a grimace.

Come to me by smell?

The faces of all the men in black present turned dark!

Damn you!

"Boy, you'd better be honest and don't play tricks, otherwise you may not die happily!" Beside the masked woman, a tall man in black spoke, with evil eyes and a stern threat.

"Hey, are you sick? You all said I came to poop!"

Lu Xian was a little angry. No one believed the truth these days?

The other world is too deceptive. You pulled Tuo Ollie, and I haven’t even settled it with you yet. You peeked at my pretty butt, and you’re going to yell at me to kill me?

I just accidentally stumbled into this place, and I didn’t want to!

"We go to the mountains and forests to poop in the middle of the night. Do you think we are fools?"

The tall man in black stared at Lu Xian, sneered, and waved his hand: "Catch him and torture him!"

Lu Xian was a little panicked when he saw a few of them really coming forward, with several gorgeous soul rings hanging down, and shining objects in their hands.

He is a top student in high school in the 21st century. He has never fought since he was a child. Now he has to jump directly to a higher level and engage in life and death fighting. He is somewhat uncomfortable.

Even though I know I might be quite strong now...

"No, buddy."

Lu Xian stretched out his hand to stop the people who were surrounding him, and pointed to the way he came from, "Brothers, you are here to arrest people, right? I just saw an injured woman squatting behind a big tree over there! "

"You arresting your people really has nothing to do with me. I just want to poop!"

"..."

The men in black who pressed forward turned back with questioning eyes.

"Come two of us, follow me over there and take a look."

"As for this kid, just kill him!"

The masked woman spoke at this moment, her eyes that were originally searching became inexplicably cold, and she looked at Lu Xian as if she were looking at a dead person.

She took the two people beside her, pointed in the direction Lu Xian pointed, and left after just a few moves.

The remaining men in black all had stern looks in their eyes at the same time, their bodies jumped up, and they suddenly rushed towards them as if they had agreed.

A dagger shining with a faint green light was swiped towards Lu Xian's neck like an antelope hanging its horns. A long sword, with its sharp edges revealed, stabbed straight into his lower abdomen at a tricky angle.

There were also two arrows formed by the condensed soul power, which cut through the air and struck at the eyes. These people took action without any mercy. They were all killing moves, aiming to kill people.

Lu Xian was angry!

OK OK!

That’s how you play it, right?

If you speak well, you must not listen, right?

I'm really afraid of you!

Do you understand the value of hanging ratio?

From now on, this place is called Lu Benwei Square!

Two white-gold soul rings rose from beneath his feet in an instant.

In this usually uninhabited mountain and old forest, an outrageous song suddenly sounded at this moment, full of sultry, almost overflowing the screen.

"How lonely it is to be invincible..."

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"Invincibility is so~ so empty..."

"Alone in the summit..."

"The cold wind keeps blowing..."

clang--

The four attacks came almost at the same time in the arrogant BGM. However, when he was still half a meter away from Lu Gan, he was blocked by a transparent white shield and could not make any progress.

The first soul skill: I am invincible!

In my BGM, I am invincible!

A hot man, he has his first battle in his life in this sultry BGM!

[You created an abstract scene, the evaluation is general abstract, and the abstraction value is 100]

Swish——

Lu Xian raised his hand and held it empty. The abstract energy of the martial spirit flowed, gathered, and compressed. In the blink of an eye, an ancient long sword jumped out of his hand. With a wave of his hand, the sword energy was strong, and the falling leaves flew, forcing back the five surrounding figures.

The five men in black who originally surrounded and strangled Lu Xian stepped back and distanced themselves, looking at the young man standing in front of them with a sword in his hands, full of force.

A big "?" sign appeared in my mind at the same time.

What the hell! ! !

Two white soul rings!

A mere great soul master!

But why can a defensive soul skill that is no more than 99 years old be able to withstand the combined attacks of five of them without being shattered?

Among them, there are four great soul masters and one soul master!

It should be a soul skill that crushes the opponent's defense with overwhelming force.

Could it be the reason for the singing voice that keeps coming from this kid?

"It turns out I'm really that strong!"

Lu Xian raised his ancient sword, and the last trace of nervousness in his eyes disappeared.

What a magical power!

"It's my turn to fight back!"

Lu Xian grinned, showing his big white teeth.

The next second, the long sword above his head swung down with a "chi" sound.

Second soul skill:

100% to be caught with bare hands!

start up!

One of the men in black suddenly found that he was out of control. Except for his mouth, he could open and close his whole body. All other parts of his body seemed to be controlled by an inexplicable force.

Swish——

He dashed forward and knelt in front of Lu Xian with a shovel. His knees plowed the ground into two deep marks. The man in black's eyes gradually became frightened. He saw a sword coming towards his head. But he can't move at all now!

"My life is at stake!" The man in black's pupils grew wider and wider.

Suddenly, the man in black found that his hands moved miraculously, snapping together toward the top of his head, and clamped the long sword that had been chopped down.

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Here comes a standard bare-handed catch.

[You created an abstract scene, it was evaluated as relatively abstract, and you received an abstraction value of 500]

"Hoo~ I'm saved!"

But now, what is going on?

The man in black just breathed a sigh of relief, and his eyes gradually became blank, dull, puzzled, and humiliated.

He wanted to stand up.

But he found that except for his mouth, the rest of his body seemed to be paralyzed. It was difficult to move even his little finger.

"What are you looking at! Save me!"

The man in black saw his companions all around him looking at him in astonishment, as if he were meeting his colleague for the first time, so he couldn't help but shouted in shock and urgency.

"Save your mother!"

"You dare to peek at my beautiful butt, don't you?"

Lu Xian cursed and kicked him in the face. After a slight "click" sound, the man in black suddenly flew more than twenty meters away with his nose crooked and his eyes squinting. He hit a big tree and fell down. Can't get up either.

Looking carefully, it is not difficult to find that the skull of the man in black is severely deformed and he is probably dead.

Lu Xian was stunned. He didn't seem to have used much force when he just kicked. He just kicked out normally. How could it have such a heavy blow effect?

Am I too strong now, or is the legend that Douluo Continent is full of hydrogen people true?

Lu Xian didn't have time to think too much, and several other figures rushed forward again, but their offensive had no effect at all. They couldn't even scratch Lu Xian. They were all blocked by the shield half a meter away, and there was a clanking sound. .

Lu Xian repeated his old trick and struck down with another sword.

The second soul skill: 100% chance of being caught with bare hands.

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[You created an abstract scene, it was evaluated as relatively abstract, and you received an abstraction value of 500]

The second victim appeared and also did not escape a violent death.

"What kind of evil soul skill is this? This kid with evil nature all over his body must be an evil soul master!"

There was a man in black who backed away with frightened eyes, not wanting to fight any more.

This kid can make loud and weird singing sounds from inside his body, and he also has a turtle shell shield that can't be broken. Once he cuts a sword, someone will kneel down to catch it, and then he will be kicked to death!

It's like an assembly line kicking the job to death!

Not normal!

How abnormal!

This kid has an evil nature all over his body.

Even dogs wouldn’t believe it if it wasn’t an evil soul master!

"Who the hell are you!" A man in black boldly asked loudly.

"In troubled times, those who can reverse the tide are bad people. Although they fight with thousands of people and fight, they live to die!"

Lu Xian looked serious and said loudly: "I am a bad person and a beast - Tang San is the same!"