Celestial Employee
Chapter 21: Exit-25th
"What? Ask the master to go out?"
When Ling Fengzhen's words came out, all the Sanqingshan Taoists present were dumbfounded.
One of them asked boldly, "Master, the master is retreating and practicing for three lifetimes. The second master is just drunk and accidentally knocked on the master's door, and he was punished to jade by the master. I ’ve been thinking in that small cave in Jingfeng for three years, and I have n’t come out yet. Brother, you do n’t know, once in summer, there are many mosquitoes, and we have given him so many gunslingers. Don't use ... "
"Okay, okay." Ling Feng waved his hands helplessly, interrupting the wordy brother. "Let me go to the master myself. I have nothing to do with anything."
"What is so urgent in the end?" When Ling Feng walked out of Sanqingguan like a real person, even when the nine-legged lotus step was brought out, all the Taoists present at Sanqingshan were dumbfounded. "When Yunnan Copper Armor Corps raged and Longhu Mountain sent out the sky-breaking invitation, Master Brother was not so anxious."
"That's right." When a group of people talked eloquently, they found the sky outside suddenly lit up.
A group of people rushed out of Sanqingguan, looking at each other with a thin, but extremely bright beam of light, lying in the sky above Longhu Mountain.
Many Taoists who had been in Sanqingshan for a long time were all stunned as if they were frozen in an instant.
"Broken sky ..."
Some of the newcomers were still not able to understand what was happening, and thought that some people were playing with large spotlights on the top of Longhu Mountain, but when they heard these people muttering in their mouths At the time of "Cambodia", these people were all dumbfounded.
Although most people have seen this for the first time, it can illuminate the entire sky, and it is said that the sky-shattered beam of light has been seen thousands of miles away. But for everyone on the scene, the name "Broken Sky Cambodia" is already familiar to everyone.
When this broken Cambodia came out, it only represented one meaning. That's not something that Longhushan couldn't deal with, or something that Sanqingshan couldn't deal with.
Longhushan and Sanqingshan are so bullish, generally speaking, what else can't deal with?
Therefore, in the past 100 years, the number of times the sky breaking Cambodia has appeared only three times.
For the first time, Jiangxi was famous for its corpse extermination. It did n’t know what happened and got a Yunnan rival. The opponent was also very poisonous. He made a bronze armor out quietly, and then let others hire him People from the Banjia family are responsible for transportation.
Everyone in Xuanmen knows that ordinary zombies are dead creatures with no brains, and will only attack inanimate objects indiscriminately. The bronze armor is different. Not only is this bronze armored body cast like gold and steel, it can't be hurt by ordinary runes. And this bronze armor can also appear in broad daylight, and can accept the instructions of the driver.
So the Banjia people accidentally said, the two Banjia children responsible for driving the corpse, all hung in the hands of the copper armored corpse. Although the Banjia has a very good set of corpse extermination, but there is no way for this unusually ferocious copper armor. So the Banjia at that time immediately sent disciples to Longhu Mountain for help.
At that time, Longhushan's palm education was very careful. Taking into account the zombies, the Demon Guard Road was Sanqingshan's specialty, and the situation was urgent. So he immediately released Daotian Cambodia to seek help from Sanqingshan.
The second time the disciples of the two mountains saw Potian Cambodia thirty years ago, when they were said to have been sealed by the ancestors of Sanqingshan. At that time, several masters of Sanqingshan all shot, but they also retreated. The Xuanxu real person of Sanqingshan at that time, in a hurry, sent out Daotiantian Cambodia to seek help from Longhushan.
And this third day-breaking Cambodian is a joke, it is said that there is an unsightly hairy thief who slipped to Longhu Mountain in the middle of the night and wanted to steal something valuable to sell and sell for some money, but I did not expect it. Carefully touched a sky-breaking Cambodian, and was blocked by the expert of Longhu Mountain. When a group of masters from Sanqing Mountain arrived hurriedly, they discovered that Zhang Daoyuan, the teacher of Longhu Mountain, was gritting his teeth and counting the cost of making a Skybreaker with the hair thief.
Since then, Longhushan has been more careful about the collection of the Sky-breaking Cambodian. It is said that not only has the Sky-breaking Cambodian been hidden in a private place, but also a ban has been placed around it.
Ordinary people have no way to touch the sky-breaking Cambodian Dragon and Tiger Mountain, so when seeing the sky-breaking Cambodian Dragon and Tiger Mountain released, all Sanqingshan Taoists have only one idea left in their minds, "A big deal has happened. . "
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When I saw this day-breaking Cambodia, Ling Feng was on the way to Yujingfeng.
Master Ling Feng, who is now the boss of Sanqing Mountain, is a real Xuanzang, and is now practicing retreat at the Yuxu view of Yujingfeng. The Yujing Peak is also the highest mountain in Sanqing Mountain. If you pick up from below, the mountain road is very steep.
But if someone sees a real person of Ling Feng at this time, he will be taken aback by this old priest with black beard.
Because Ling Feng is a real person now, the speed of going up the mountain is just like the same gust, and it seems to float up like that.
Kung Fu, who couldn't rush from Sanqingguan, but blinked, Ling Feng has no way to leave Yujingfeng's Jade Xuguan.
"It seems that this fellow Zhang Daoyuan, the technique of qi is also improving day by day. This treasure-seeking scene seems to have scared him."
When seeing the sky breaking Cambodia at the top of Longhu Mountain, Ling Feng really thought so. But Ling Feng's feet did not stay halfway.
After a moment, the real people of Ling Feng floated to the door of Yuxuguan without blushing.
"It seems that your cultivation practice has improved again, and your nine-legged lotus step seems to be approaching the realm of the lotus."
Just when Ling Feng was really calming down and courageous, trying to reach out and knock on the door, in Yuxu view, there was a sound of silence.
"Master." Ling Feng was overjoyed. "Congratulations to Master for your success."
"Hey, come in and talk."
Ling Feng real person was overjoyed, thinking that his master Xuan Xu real person has broken the invincible invincible for three lives and gained supreme power. But what made Ling Feng real people very surprised was that there was no complacent voice in the sentence from Xuan Xu real people.
The real person of Ling Feng had to stretch out his hand in disbelief and pushed open the Zhu Qi door of Taoist temple and walked in.
"We should haven't seen you in a year."
As soon as Ling Feng walked into Yuxu Temple, he saw his master, a white-bearded and white-haired Xuanxu real person, and said to himself with a smile.
When I first came in, Ling Feng was really excited, because since the retreat of Xuanzang a year ago, Ling Fengren has never seen a Xuanzai who taught him Taoism for decades.
Therefore, when Ling Feng heard this kind voice, he almost couldn't help shouting, "Master, I want to die you."
But when the real person of Ling Feng saw the environment around the real person of Xuanxu for the first time, the real person of Ling Feng was almost the same as before.
The first thing that Ling Feng lived to see was the three big TV sets around the real Xuen.
Under the three TV sets, there are three of the most popular DVDs that have done a lot of advertising.
And on the screens of the three open TVs, three voluptuous women of different skin tones are tangling like water snakes around a few sturdy men writhing their waists desperately.
A scene of obscene to the extreme, a burst of obscene voice.
The 22nd chapter of the main text, Hue Bureau, "Ling Feng, you are in phase."
When Real Feng Ling was stunned, Xuan Xu Real Man suddenly smiled and said so.
Ling Feng real person only felt that his heart was like a blow, his mind suddenly sighed, could not help but touched his forehead, already a cold sweat.
"If you can't even see through the hue, then your spiritual practice may not be able to go any further." Xuan Xu real man looked at his most important apprentice and smiled.
Ling Fengzhen was said by the Xuandu person, and his heart was like a mirror, and he immediately returned to the pure state. The three TV sets in front of him seemed to be like clouds in the mountains.
"Congratulations to the Master who has broken the invincible invincible for three lifetimes. Obtained the supreme power." Ling Feng lively looked at the mysterious real person with white hair and beard.
"Ugh."
When Ling Fengzhen was awakened by Xuanzau, he knew that his master had broken the most difficult hue in the three-life phase, so Lingfeng really thought that Xuanzang had broken three. Invincible supremacy has become the deepest alchemist in Sanqingshan Road in the past 100 years. But the real person of Ling Feng did not expect that the real person of Xuanxu just sighed and said. "The number of days is so obvious that I could have broken this game in a while. But I didn't expect today to be so full of courage. I started to be greedy for a while, which caused my mind to lose my mind and give up my previous achievements. . "
Ling Fengzhenren's expression changed greatly. He knew that Xuanxu people said these things, they were definitely not a joke, and they were indeed practicing, if they failed, and then re-cultivated, I am afraid it would take more time and cost. And seeing the Xuanzau real person, there is no time to come again.
It was a bit sad to think of Real Lingfeng here, but Real Feng Ling immediately remembered his purpose of coming here, so Real Feng Ling asked anxiously. "Master, do you also feel that the arrogance was just soaring?"
Xuanxu lively smiled weakly and said, "Of course, the purple Weixing chaos just now, the treasure is soaring, when the Emei faction recasted the Haotian mirror, when the Haotian mirror was reopened, there was no such power."
"No." Ling Feng's eyes were white, and he almost fainted. "Master, you mean that the treasure that has just appeared in the southeast is more powerful than the Haotian Mirror of the Emei School?"
"Looking at that arrogant posture, it really looks a little bit worse." Xuanxu real person nodded seriously, looked at the sky again, and smiled: "If you think Zhang Daoyuan, this old guy, will be anxious Unleash the sky-spreading invitation to invite us to discuss? "
"..." Ling Feng real person looked at Xuan Xu real person, it was really speechless.
Because Emei's Hao Tian Jing has always been known as the first treasure of Xuan Men. I thought that when Emei's Haotian Mirror was reopened, I didn't know how many alchemists there were. He rushed to Emei day and night to see the style of Xuanmen No.1 to Baohao Tianjing. I thought that Lingfeng's qualifications were not old enough. After arriving at Emei, he didn't grab the front row.
But now the mysterious real person actually said that the treasure that appeared in the southeast today is even more arrogant than Hao Tianjing.
That's a treasure that is even more impressive than Hao Tianjing. What is that?
Ling Fengzhen really can't think of anything to say, and can only ask the Xuanxu real person silly. "Since the treasure is so powerful, why is it suddenly silent after the treasure is soaring?"
"I'm not sure." Xuanxu real person shook his head and sighed. "So I think Zhang Daoyuan, this guy, can't figure it out, so I will release the broken day invitation and invite us to discuss it."
"Then what should we do?" Ling Feng said, looking at Xuanxu. "Please ask Master to express."
Real Feng Ling was very scared of Xuanxu, and said, "Forget it, let's not go to this mixed water." Because since the retreat practiced and tried to break the invincible game of three lives, Xuanxu did not seem to have any red dust Too much nostalgia.
But what made Ling Feng real people overjoyed was that Xuan Xu real people smiled and said. "Just take a trip to Longhu Mountain on my behalf. The treasure is obtained by a virtuous person, but I don't want to see the treasure fall into the hands of evil people. So you better look at what the treasure is. , Who got it. Besides, I would also like to know why this treasure will suddenly disappear after the glory of the treasure. "
If the real Xuanxu knew that after Baoguang soared into the sky, it suddenly disappeared, but Zhao Lingjun re-threw those things like utensils into the black metal box again, I am afraid that Daoxing's height will also fall to the ground. .
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After studying the role of the tripod, Zhao Lingjun threw all the things like props into the black metal box.
Zhao Lingjun was so anxious to put these things away because he was very worried that he would come into his house shamelessly if he encountered a guy like Qin Ye again. When I see this pile of things, I will jump into the Yellow River and I will not be able to wash it. I am afraid that as long as one morning, not to mention the entire company, the entire building will know that Zhao Lingjun of Monsney looks honest. But it is actually a hobby pervert madman.
What Zhao Lingjun did not put away was the three-legged small square tripod finally taken out by Zhao Lingjun, as well as the glass bottle filled with blue pills like Viagra and a roll of bamboo tablets carved with strange characters.
Zhao Lingjun left these things after careful consideration.
Because although I figured out how to make this black metal box. But Zhao Lingjun was very worried whether the black metal box would suddenly disappear as it appeared suddenly.
And even if those things like appliances disappeared, Zhao Lingjun felt that he would not be very sad.
But this seemingly valuable three-legged small Fang Ding, Zhao Lingjun did not want to put it in that black metal box.
And every man will be somewhat interested in Viagra. So Zhao Lingjun felt that the small blue pill in the glass bottle, of course, had to stay and find an opportunity to study.
As for the roll of bamboo slices, Zhao Lingjun also wanted to find an opportunity to see if anyone understood the text on it, and see what kind of exciting things were written on these bamboos.
After leaving these three things, Zhao Lingjun closed the black metal box, and then clicked the black lotus that was still floating above the black metal box.
Unsurprisingly, what Zhao Lingjun expected was that the black lotus re-emerged with brilliance, and then the black metal box disappeared into that brilliance.
Then the black lotus regained its initial stance, and the ding fell on the floor of Zhao Lingjun's bedroom.
"Hahaha." After picking up the black lotus flower, Zhao Lingjun looked at the small square tripod and glass bottle, bamboo slices on his bedside table, laughed three times, and then went to bed.
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It's just that things are too bizarre today. After Zhao Lingjun went to bed, he couldn't sleep like a stimulant. I didn't know how many people turned over in the bed, and Zhao Lingjun slowly fell asleep.
After falling asleep, Zhao Lingjun had countless strange dreams.
One of the most done is that Zhao Lingjun dreamed that his tripod sold 18 million, then he drove a BMW in bright clothes, and stopped next to Hao Meili's little one, and then in Hao Meili and Zhang Zhong's horrified In his eyes, Zhao Lingjun said very proudly. "Yuyazhen, Fatty Zhang, I won't do it anymore, 88."
The twenty-third chapter of the body of the blue pill "How do you get this look?"
"What did you do, what was you excited about last night, jumping and jumping and letting people live?"
Early the next morning, Zhao Lingjun, who was limping, stomp, and pale, had just appeared in the sight of a group of people standing on the bus platform and other buses. Zhang Changsheng and Lin Yiren could not help asking.
"Discuss something with you."
Before Zhao Lingjun had time to reply, Xiao Ping was mysteriously pulled aside.
"What's the matter." Zhao Lingjun looked at the excited Xiao Ping.
"Last night you saw the good things, lend me two days." Xiao Ping Zhao Zhaojun blinked and said.
Zhao Lingjun almost collapsed to the ground.
"Don't you draw the curtains when you saw those things yesterday?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't figure out how Xiao Ping knew that he saw the pile of things yesterday.
"Come out quickly." Xiao Ping said. "It will be inconvenient when the bus is coming soon."
"What do you want to see?" Zhao Lingjun looked at Xiao Ping angrily, and began to doubt that Xiao Ping was also a fan, wondering what pinhole probe he installed in his bedroom.
"A movie you watched yesterday." Xiao Ping said. "Are you ashamed."
Zhao Lingjun's eyes were white and he almost passed out. After a long time, Zhao Lingjun was relieved and said to Xiao Ping. "How do you know that I watched the movie yesterday."
"You look at you, your steps are vain and pale, and just now Lin Yiren also said that you were tossing upstairs last night. You said you didn't watch the A film for a long time, what can you do."
"That is, what good things come out quickly." When Xiao Ping said this, Lin Yiren and Zhang Changsheng also gathered around.
"Where do I have an A film." Zhao Lingjun looked at these three men with their eyes depressed, and said. "I jumped around because my foot was hurt in the sewer yesterday."
"What, you stabbed your foot?"
Zhao Lingjun said that Zhang Changsheng and others were a little nervous. After all, everyone knows what kind of place is under the sewer, so Zhang Changsheng immediately asked nervously: "How is it, serious is not serious."
"What do you say." Zhao Lingjun looked at Zhang Changsheng very depressed and said. "When you didn't find me, it turned into Tieguai Li? You said it was serious or not."
"Ha ha."
"*, I'm so miserable, you still laugh. Is there humanity." Zhao Lingjun looked at the three people who couldn't help but laugh, and said very depressed.
"Hehe." Zhang Changsheng coughed, then barely refrained from smiling, and said to Zhao Lingjun. "Well, today I will take a leave for you. You can go to the hospital to see if you can get a vaccination or something. There are so many miscellaneous things in the sewer, and I do n’t know what bacteria are in it. , It ’s not good. "
"Well, it's better to check it quickly." Xiao Ping also said very seriously, not paying attention to Zhao Lingjun's face completely changed. "At that time in our hometown, a guy's foot was scratched by a piece of iron. As a result, he didn't pay attention at the time. He didn't expect it to die after a year."
"*, You ..." Zhao Lingjun looked at these three people without knowing what to say.
After getting on the bus, Zhao Lingjun felt more and more wrong all over. After finally arriving at the station, Zhao Lingjun jumped out of the car with a hula.
When many people on the bus who didn't know Zhao Lingjun sighed that "the lame's skill is so good", Zhao Lingjun already shouted "help me take a leave" from afar, and stopped the taxi.
*
The taxi driver is a middle-aged man with glasses, and he is also very knowledgeable. It looks like the middle school Chinese teacher in Zhao Lingjun's memory.
"To the nearest, better hospital." Zhao Lingjun said to the taxi driver as soon as he got on the train.
The taxi driver said in the end. "Are you going to the nearest or better hospital? The nearest hospital is not necessarily the better hospital, the better hospital is not necessarily the nearest hospital. The two hospitals are not necessarily the same hospital, you say I'm so confused, how can you drive me? "
"You ..., you can do it." Zhao Lingjun was fainted by the taxi driver's head.
"Look at it? Look at how to open it." The taxi driver simply stopped and asked Zhao Lingjun, "Are you going to the nearest or better hospital?"
"Just go to the nearest one." Zhao Lingjun looked at the real driver, and he was crying when he was depressed.
"It's enough to say no earlier, you see how clear you are saying this." The taxi driver pushed his glasses, pushed the throttle down, the car rumbling, and rushed out.
Within two minutes, the car stopped at a small alley.
"It's here." The taxi driver wearing glasses pushed the glasses and nodded.
"This is the nearest hospital?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the yard in the hutong where there was a block hanging like a brand of XX Health Center that was about to fall, and looked at the driver with tears.
"Yeah, look, how close." The driver looked at Zhao Lingjun and said.
"Can you go to a better hospital." Zhao Lingjun said.
"OK. The customer is God." The driver went down the throttle again, and after a few minutes, the car stopped again in front of a courtyard where the XX Xincun Health Center was hung.
"This is a better hospital?" Zhao Lingjun thinks that this hospital is smaller than his own township hospital.
"Is it much worse than the one just now?" The taxi driver glanced at Zhao Lingjun, very strangely.
"Yes, yes." Zhao Lingjun paid for the car and got out of the car like a smoke. Zhao Lingjun felt that he would talk to the driver again, and he might be depressed until he had reached the hospital he wanted to go to.
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This hospital with the brand of XX Xincun Health Center is a bit deserted.
Had it not been for seeing this sign, and just looking at the old ladies walking in and out, Zhao Lingjun might think that there was only a three-story hospital in this yard as an elderly activity room.
Zhao Lingjun is very suspicious of such a place, can you do a careful inspection for yourself, is there any tetanus vaccine or something to fight.
However, since all came, Zhao Lingjun decided to go in and take a look.
"Zoom".
As soon as Zhao Lingjun walked into the door of this hospital, he heard a soft meow.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the courtyard, * near the corner of the door, there was a dirty white kitten, staring pitifully at himself.
Originally, Zhao Lingjun liked kittens and puppies very much. Although this white kitten looked a little dirty, the pitiful eyes easily provoked Zhao Lingjun's indifferent heart.
"It seems that you are hungry." Looking at this dirty kitten looked weak. Zhao Lingjun shook his head sympathetically.
Zhao Lingjun wanted to give this kitten a fish first, but Zhao Lingjun only had a bread with a ham sausage in his mouth.
This bread was originally Zhao Lingjun's breakfast, but when he got up in the morning, Zhao Lingjun's appetite was not good, so Zhao Lingjun wrapped it up and stuffed it in his bag first.
Because he didn't know whether the bread fits the kitten's appetite, Zhao Lingjun broke it a little bit before the kitten.
What made Zhao Lingjun overjoyed was that the kitten “wowed” and then finished the little bit of bread by three times, five times and two.
"It seems that you are really hungry, haha, you are not like a kitten, but like a puppy." Zhao Lingjun thought this dirty kitten was quite interesting. So Zhao Lingjun directly threw most of the bread to the kitten.
"Meow" again.
Before Zhao Lingjun responded, the kitten had already eaten up half of the bread that Zhao Lingjun had left behind, and then looked at Zhao Lingjun with his eyes flickering.
Zhao Lingjun is a little silly. It seems that half of the bread is not much smaller than this cat's stomach. But in a blink of an eye, half of the bread had already fallen.
When Zhao Lingjun looked at the poor kitten's eyes, he knew that the kitten really seemed to have not been fed for many days.
"Poor fellow." Zhao Lingjun looked at the kitten's eyes and felt unbearable again, so he knew that he had nothing to eat, and Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but turn over his bag.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the glass bottle in his bag and the four blue pills in the glass bottle.
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In the twenty-fourth chapter of the text, the cat becomes "What if I give this kitten a pill?" Such a thought quietly appeared in Zhao Lingjun's mind.
Then Zhao Lingjun involuntarily took out the glass bottle from the bag.
When he took out the glass bottle from his bag, Zhao Lingjun's heart was full of guilt.
After shaking the bottle in his hand and hearing the sound of four blue pills crashing into the glass bottle, Zhao Lingjun felt like holding a pile of aphrodisiac, trying to lure an underage girl into a perverted wolf.
Especially when he saw the kitten's pitiful eyes, Zhao Lingjun wished to pump himself twice and scolded his beasts.
"You brought this medicine bottle, don't you just want to find a stray dog or something to try the medicine? This kitten is very poor, but if you don't care about it, it looks like it can't survive here. My God. Anyway, maybe this medicine is just a Viagra, maybe it will be fine if you eat it. "But a very tempting voice has been echoing in Zhao Lingjun's mind.
After hesitating for a while, Zhao Lingjun finally unplugged the cork from the bottle.
Zhao Lingjun's spirit was refreshed by the fragrance of the pill. Zhao Lingjun's heart was much better when he smelled the fragrance.
Although Zhao Lingjun felt that such a pill with a fragrant smell did not look like something poisonous, but when Zhao Lingjun poured a pill out of the bottle, then bent down and stretched out towards the kitten and put a In the palm of the blue pill, Zhao Lingjun very much hoped that the kitten would suddenly turn around and run.
But what disappointed Zhao Lingjun was that Zhao Lingjun just extended his hand, and the white kitten jumped over at once.
Zhao Lingjun hadn't responded yet, and the feeling of numbness flew over Zhao Lingjun's palm.
By the time Zhao Lingjun looked at his palm, Zhao Lingjun had found that his palm was empty, and the white, dirty kitten was already licking his tongue.
It wasn't until this time that Zhao Lingjun suddenly remembered that he didn't know whether the dirty kitten in front of him was a female or a male.
"If a MM eats a Viagra, what will be the reaction?"
As soon as this thought came to Zhao Lingjun's mind, Zhao Lingjun heard the kitten making a meow.
Zhao Lingjun only saw the kitten tremble, and then spurted out with a thud.
Zhao Lingjun was silly.
Zhao Lingjun couldn't believe what he saw in front of him.
The dirty kitten, with a breath from his mouth, looked like a blue flame.
Zhao Lingjun could not help but rubbed his eyes, wondering if he was wrong.
But the kitten seemed to know the doubts in Zhao Lingjun's heart, and he puffed out two more breaths.
Zhao Lingjun saw it clearly now, and the two breaths from the kitten's mouth were indeed like a substantial blue flame.
Before Zhao Lingjun thought about what was going on, Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten in front of him. It seemed that even the whole body of the hair was erected, and then the dirty hair appeared to be blue. The flames are rolling.
If there is a person beside Zhao Lingjun at this time, Zhao Lingjun will surely pinch his neck and ask, "What the **** is this TMD."
*
But now no one can answer Zhao Lingjun's question.
Zhao Lingjun only saw the blue flame on the kitten roll for a few seconds, and slowly disappeared.
After these blue flames slowly disappeared, Zhao Lingjun found that the kitten's body slowly recovered to calm. But the kitten's gray eyes turned into bright blue.
The kitten's eyes suddenly became like two shiny sapphires.
"What kind of panacea is this?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the three blue pills left in the glass bottle he was holding in his hand, and he was crying No tears.
But the thing that made Zhao Lingjun cry without tears did not stop.
When Zhao Lingjun thought the kitten would be quiet. The kitten screamed.
The loudness of this "meow" made Zhao Lingjun wonder if this kitten suddenly had a loudspeaker.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten in front of him, suddenly jumped up and turned over seventeen or eighty.
If I usually see a cat turning over a dozen times in front of me, Zhao Lingjun will laugh so much that his stomach hurts. But Zhao Lingjun couldn't laugh at all now.
When the kitten turned to the eighteenth floor, Zhao Lingjun suddenly found that the kitten in front of him was completely different from the first time he saw it.
When I saw this dirty kitten for the first time, it felt that Zhao Lingjun was pitiful and weak.
Although the kitten is still dirty, Zhao Lingjun feels like a dragon and a tiger.
"Is this medicine a Shiquan Dabu pill?" The change in this kitten made Zhao Lingjun's mind come up with such an idea. "But how could its eyes suddenly look like a sapphire?"
When Zhao Lingjun was thinking this way, he couldn't help but want to look closer at the kitten's eyes.
But Zhao Lingjun's head looked forward, but only saw one butt.
A small, dirty cat butt.
This kitten, who was originally facing Zhao Lingjun, suddenly turned around.
Then Zhao Lingjun hadn't figured out what would happen when the kitten suddenly turned around and pointed his **** at himself. The kitten in front of him rushed out.
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Zhao Lingjun was stupid again.
Zhao Lingjun has never seen a cat running so fast.
Although Zhao Lingjun always knew that cats and dogs ran quickly. But the speed at which the kitten ran up was too fast.
As soon as the kitten ran, Zhao Lingjun seemed to see a gray lightning.
Zhao Lingjun only felt that as soon as the flower in front of him, the kitten had disappeared outside the door.
Zhao Lingjun turned around subconsciously and chased him out.
Compared with the movement of this kitten, Zhao Lingjun's movements are too slow.
However, Zhao Lingjun had just stepped out of the door of the hospital and saw the white, dirty kitten again.
The kitten has stopped.
But Zhao Lingjun only felt dizzy for a while.
After chasing out from the hospital, Zhao Lingjun took three steps from beginning to end.
These three steps are not enough for a person to light a cigarette.
But the kitten that Zhao Lingjun saw was already in front of a garbage dump 100 meters away in front of Zhao Lingjun.
"Is this still a cat? Isn't this the Flash?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the kitten and couldn't help but say to himself.
The twenty-fifth chapter monster? When Zhao Lingjun wondered how many seconds it would take for the hundred-meter rice to run, the kitten had already rushed towards the garbage pile in front of him.
This is an ordinary garbage dump, and it is estimated that each residential area will have such a special place to dump garbage. But there were ten colorful cats on the garbage dump.
And the cats are much larger than the little white cat that Zhao Lingjun is staring at.
Compared with those cats, this dirty little white cat was like a kindergarten student who met a group of high school students.
But the little white cat rushed toward the dozen or so cats that were much larger than themselves, and they looked like they wanted to **** the cats before killing them.
Zhao Lingjun was blinded at once, "Don't this kitten just eat Viagra in ancient times, but the most powerful aphrodisiac in ancient times, I love big mallets?"
Zhao Lingjun looked a little sadly at the little white cat that rushed up, expecting that this little white cat that had taken the powerful aphrodisiac would definitely be shot alive by the dozen or so cats.
But before Zhao Lingjun blinked, Zhao Lingjun saw a yellow cat flying.
The cat ran on the ground, of course, it could not fly, so Zhao Lingjun thought he was dazzled.
But before Zhao Lingjun rubbed his eyes, he saw the second cat fly out sideways.
A black cat.
This time Zhao Lingjun saw clearly.
When the little white cat rushed up, the dozen or so cats had already discovered this unexpected guest. So the ten or so cats rushed towards the suddenly appearing white cat.
That black cat is one of the most current cats.
Zhao Lingjun only saw that the cat rushed over and stretched out its paw towards the little white cat.
But before the black cat's paw reached the little white cat, the black cat flew out.
Before the black cat's paw reached the little white cat, the little white cat had already slapped the paw on the black cat.
Then the black cat screamed like a pig, and flew out sideways.
Then comes the third and fourth articles.
Zhao Lingjun looked silly at the little white cat waving his paws casually, and then watched the cats screaming like pigs and flew out sideways.
When the sixth cat flew out, Zhao Lingjun saw that the remaining cats had all retreated to the corner of the garbage dump, shaking all over, lying on the ground, and dared not move.
The six cats that flew out, like the nylon bag thrown out, were lying on the ground softly, only out of breath, not out of breath.
"Is this cat Bruce Lee Huang Feihong possessed?"
Looking at the white kitten walking slowly to those cats who were scared and trembling, lying on the ground in front of the cat who couldn't move, Zhao Lingjun only had this idea.
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Zhao Lingjun thought that the next kitten must vent some animal desires on the few scared cats, but the white kitten just glanced coldly at the few scared ones. The cat screamed and ran towards Zhao Lingjun.
Zhao Lingjun turned his head in horror and ran away.
Zhao Lingjun has just seen the magical performance of this kitten. Although Zhao Lingjun felt that he might not be photographed flying out like the six cats, Zhao Lingjun felt that if he caught the paw, it would not be fun.
However, Zhao Lingjun turned around and ran out of three steps. Just after running into the door of the hospital, Zhao Lingjun saw a flower in front of him, and the white kitten had already appeared in front of Zhao Lingjun.
"You ... don't come over." Zhao Lingjun was frightened by the cold white cat coming and going, and suddenly forgot that a dirty white cat was standing in front of himself at the moment, not a person.
After this sentence blurted out, Zhao Lingjun also felt that he was too embarrassing. But what made Zhao Lingjun almost collapsed on the ground was that the little white cat seemed to understand what Zhao Lingjun said. Instead of rushing to Zhao Lingjun, he stopped, and looked backwards a little wronged. step.
This time Zhao Lingjun is a bit strange.
After looking at this kitten, it seemed a bit wrong to look at himself. Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but say: "Do you understand what I said to you?"
When this sentence was spoken, even Zhao Lingjun felt a little funny. In this world, how can there be a kitten who can understand people's speech?
However, the next move of the kitten made Zhao Lingjun almost thump and fell to the ground.
Zhao Lingjun actually saw the kitten nodded.
If you saw a cat nodding at you, how would you react?
Anyway, Zhao Lingjun froze.
But seeing Zhao Lingjun froze, the kitten nodded but nodded even more.
"A coincidence, a coincidence. This must be a coincidence." After a long time, the sober Zhao Lingjun kept saying this to himself in his heart.
Zhao Lingjun could n’t believe it was true, so Zhao Lingjun decided to try again.
"If you really understand what I said, you come over and let me touch my head." Zhao Lingjun then crouched down and said to the little white cat not far in front of him.
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Seeing that little white cat moved toward him with cheerful steps, Zhao Lingjun felt like he was going crazy.
Zhao Lingjun didn't expect that as soon as he said his words, the little white cat snorted and then ran towards himself with joy.
Looking at the little white cat running in front of him, Zhao Lingjun felt only dizzy for a while. Zhao Lingjun's hand stretched out for a long time, and did not dare to fall on the head of this little white cat who could understand human words. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
"God, is all this true?" Looking at the flickering eyes, he seemed to be expecting the little white cat who touched it, Zhao Lingjun could not help but sigh. "You actually understand human words? It's incredible. You shouldn't even speak human words."
"Ha ha."
As soon as Zhao Lingjun finished speaking, Zhao Lingjun heard a silver bell-like laughter.
Zhao Lingjun yelled “Monster” in shock, then stood up immediately, turned and ran.
Zhao Lingjun felt that the whole fact was too scary. Not only did the kitten understand the human language, but it also made a girl-like laughter.
But as soon as Zhao Lingjun turned around, he almost knocked a person to the ground.
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A girl in white clothes, a very beautiful girl, smiled and asked Zhao Lingjun with a slightly frightened expression: "Monster? Who do you say is a monster?"
(Happy New Year ~~~~~~~)
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