Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

Only by charging money will I become stronger? !

Fisher thought about his majestic appearance in the playoffs and became excited instantly, because the fact is just like Artest said, the playoffs are not the regular season, and the data is more precious. , and more importantly, I got a 20% discount on the first deposit...

If we don't seize this opportunity, then there won't be such good things in the future, right?

It stands to reason that the first and second rounds are the best times to grab data. After all, the competition is not difficult. There may not be such opportunities in the Western Conference Finals and the Finals. And if the first two rounds are included, I have charged more than ten or two hundred thousand in one go. Yes, wouldn’t that mean... both cores are fighting around me? !

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Ron, good brother, don't say anything, I'll charge you!

That's right. Tell me how much you charge, and I'll calculate the discount for you!

Well... charge him 100,000 first! Fisher thought for a moment, 100,000 is really a lot, and it's really not a small amount, but he couldn't bear to have his children without his wife, so he calculated it based on the most expensive assist. I can get 200 assists even if I step on the horse, but this is still without discounts. The next step is to go big...

There will be 5 games in the first round and 7 games in the second round.

The 200 assists were spread over 12 games, averaging 16.6 per game. It would be even more exaggerated if they were swept in both rounds, averaging 28.5 assists per game.

Of course, Fisher feels that all money cannot be spent on assists.

The assists dropped to 10, the rebounds also improved, broke double figures, and the scoring averaged 20+ per game. That is what... averaged 20 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists per game, the most comprehensive, above the first line, A super top, superstar point guard!

NBA Kidd? !

No, even Kidd can't keep pace with these statistics, and he can't have a triple-double every game!

Fisher felt that he had taken off. Even Kidd couldn't summarize such abnormal data. He should be called the Alliance's Kid... No, the Alliance's Big Kid! !

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Why are you laughing while riding a horse? Damn it, wipe your saliva! Seeing Fisher's joy, Artest pushed him, cursed, and continued: The boss just said I’ll give you a 20% discount, a 20% discount on one hundred thousand US dollars, that’s 80,000, it’s agreed!”

Okay, thank you, brother... No, wait, that's not right. Why do I feel weird?

Aren't you happy yet? Tell me, what's so weird?

I was originally able to get 200 assists, right? How come I got the discount... I still have 80,000 left, so I can only get 160?! How is this a 20% discount? You are giving me a 12% discount!

Damn it, can you think about this kind of problem with your intelligence? Artest was stunned for a moment, with a fierce look on his face. He hugged Fisher and said, Listen, mathematics is a very profound subject. knowledge, but I guess you may not be very good at it, but I am different.

Ahem... First of all, did the boss say he wants to give you a discount?

Yeah, 20% off!

Then should I fight or not?

Hit, but what you hit was...

Don't you understand? Well, if you have time, you'd better get a brain transplant and find a brain as smart as mine. Think about it... is the 20% discount calculated based on 80% of the original price, 80% of 100,000? %Although it’s a bit difficult to calculate, my calculation for you is correct, right?!”

And I said that mathematics is a very profound knowledge. You must not let the appearance blind your eyes and IQ. You must see the essence through the appearance. What you think is only what you think, and what you see is only what you see. , The brain sometimes deceives you, but science will always tell you that you are wrong. In fact... you have taken a big advantage, brother, I rarely see the boss being so generous, I guess you know it yourself.

Is...is that so?

Oh, if you ask me to tell you something good about you, will I lie to you? Will the boss lie to you?

No, I was a little excited just now, and now my mind is a little fuzzy. You... just let me calm down!

Come on, the game is about to start, what are you thinking about! Artest saw that the staff just came to notify the players, grabbed Fisher and rushed to the court.

Fisher didn't have time to think... Was what he felt just what he felt?

As for Artest... he didn't think there was anything wrong with it. He believed in his algorithm and told Fisher along the way, Look, there's nothing wrong with it!

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The game started.

The Lakers don't have Fisher in the starting lineup, because every year in the playoffs Crotty has a higher chance of starting than Fisher, and this is even more true in this game against the Trail Blazers, so Fisher can only play in the starting lineup. He was waiting on the bench, but the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, so he took the time to ask Phil Jackson next to him.

Coach, let me ask you a question!

What's going on? Tell me! Phil Jackson glanced at the court.

The focus of the Trail Blazers' three-point shooting is to fight. It feels like a big tailwind. If it doesn't feel good, it will collapse immediately. Basically, the tailwind becomes a god and the headwind is stubborn. In the first quarter of the game, the Trail Blazers collapsed as they wished. Crotty, Kobe, and Artest were three By chasing his opponents individually, the Lakers' situation has been getting better, and in this case, his attitude towards Fisher is also pretty good.

It's like this. You said that if I buy something that costs 100,000 yuan, and the merchant gives me a 20% discount, does it mean 80,000 yuan?

One hundred thousand dollars? Have you bought anything expensive recently? Phil Jackson was stunned for a moment, then his face turned black and he cursed: Also, this horse is still playing in the competition, you ask me this A mental retardation problem?

Just tell me, right?

Nonsense, a 20% discount on one hundred thousand means it's only eighty thousand!

I think so too, but I always feel like something is wrong, but I can't tell you what's wrong. It's obviously wrong, so why can't I tell what's wrong?

What's wrong? A 20% discount off a hundred thousand is just 80,000. Damn it, you're crazy! Phil Jackson didn't know why Fisher was so crazy. He yelled, Go and warm up. The Blazers' three-pointer is broken. Now, Crotty’s mission has been completed, you go up and beat me!”

But...I still can't figure it out!

Shut up, what's wrong with your brain? Let me warm up!

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In the second quarter, Fisher did come on.

Artest reported to Li Shengli his first business deal as a delinquent boy, and Li Shengli didn't expect Artest to be able to trick him into getting a deal worth 100,000 yuan. He wanted to lift Artest up high. Hang it on the basket for meetings and praise.

The Lakers played very smoothly in the first quarter. Li Shengli and Kobe Bryant's statistics were not very high. The reason why they were able to lead by 10 points was that the Blazers couldn't hit the ball. In the second quarter, Fisher, who had paid 100,000 yuan and tried to become stronger, came. , Li Shengli wanted to hang Fisher on the basket and hold a meeting.

Backcourt rebound? !

Li Shengli's control was amazing, and Sabonis had no interest in it. Artest also came, and the two of them gathered around the ball and waited for Fisher to pick it up. Fisher was so moved that he almost cried...this worthless broken backboard. , Brother actually charged me three hundred yuan? Are you still waiting for me on horseback?

Offensive rebound? !

Li Shengli and Artest really worked hard, and Grant was also helping.

Although Grant can't beat Rasheed Wallace, he can still get blocked. However, Rasheed Wallace, who has always been a roaring god, became a mute god when playing against the Lakers. He didn't dare to shout, and yelled at his opponent. The opponent was so cruel that he couldn't even yell at the referee. The young genius who planned the foul knew that this was the playoffs, so he would definitely be scolded for giving away free throws and possession of the ball.

Therefore, all the Lakers' frontcourt boards were not directly used for the second offense, but were transferred to Fisher.

But the Trail Blazers were too angry, especially Rasheed Wallace, who shouted at his teammates to target Fisher wildly. Fisher turned blue and could only pass the ball back to Li Shengli inside or Kobe outside, watching. The account balance dropped like crazy.

As soon as Li Shengli or Kobe Bryant scored...800, if nothing happened, he would earn an assist, but good or bad could be considered a gain.

But if Li Shengli or Kobe Bryant fails to score... the 300 points for offensive rebounds will be gone, but the Blazers are still trying to do it to themselves. They don't dare to take action, so they can only pass to the two cores.

Fight, fight, fight!

Fisher cried, feeling like he was on the wrong side of the game. He once suspected that Li Shengli, Kobe and Artest did it on purpose. Kobe missed 4 shots, and Li Shengli and Artest took 4 frontcourt shots. I gave it to him, but the problem was that the bill cost a total of 1,200 US dollars, and there was not even a hair on it.

The key is that this situation is not unique, it has happened many times.

After the whole game, the Lakers won the first game by 8 points, and Fisher didn't even know what happened... He wanted to stop the loss in time, but Phil Jackson didn't know what he was thinking, and he was not allowed to rest; he thought about himself He took action, but the Blazers' gang of grandsons refused to let him go; he had to live and die on the court...active consumption.

Breaking backboards one by one... Tramps can still make money by picking up rags. They just pick up rebounds and spend money on horseback. If they don't pick them up, it won't work. If they don't pick them up, Phil Jackson will have to take the blame.

Each and every offensive rebound... He didn't even want it, and a bunch of profiteers were trying to force it into his hands. If he paid 800 for assists, he would have tolerated it, but the key is that his bill was only 300 or 300. The ones worth one hundred or three hundred fell down, the money was spent, and not even a single hair was produced.

Until the game is over.

Although Fisher also scored an astonishing triple-double and 13-13 data of 13 points, 13 rebounds, and 13 assists, the problem is that the price was too high...it cost a total of 12,000, which was not expected in the era of Big Ben's package. Things that I dare not even think about.

Is it an economic crisis?

Or are prices rising too fast?

Ben, my big Ben, I...I miss you!