Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

All the Lakers were seated and the press conference officially began, with the little fat translator sitting at the edge.

The warm-up questions before the start were very monotonous. They were nothing more than interviewing Harris about the tactical arrangements of the head coach and his prospects for the new season. After Harris finished, the interview with the players was the real climax and the most worthwhile in recent days. reported news.

Of course, after the interview, the topic inevitably shifted to Sprewell's injury.

A group of reporters were really looking forward to the reply from this league's top team of bad guys, but... the Lakers had already discussed it internally, and Li Shengli spoke as the representative of the bad guys.

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Lee, there has been news from the Knicks. Do you want to know how seriously Sprewell was injured? The reporter who first asked the question continued: His season is out, maybe. It will also affect your future career. The two serious injuries are torn ankle ligaments and fractured thoracic vertebrae. As the core player of the Lakers, will you be responsible for this bad result?

Taking responsibility for your sister?

Come up and dig a hole for me!

Li Shengli glanced at the reporter who asked the question, and his face fell instantly. After all, this question was full of malice. If he answered this question, whether he was responsible or irresponsible, it would be equivalent to admitting that his side was indeed malicious and forceful. Daddy with her crotch stuffed.

Li, will you take responsibility?

No one is responsible for this.

Not even an apology?

Apologise, what kind of apology? Sprewell apologizes to us? We don't really want to accept it.

Lee, what I'm talking about is that you apologize to him.

We apologize, can he... accept it?

Okay, this is a joke. In fact, there are many, too many people we want to apologize to. Just because you media are here today, I want to say a few words to Sprewell.

Sprewell, it's such a pity that this accident happened today. I didn't take good care of you...well, I didn't take much care of you, but don't worry, we are all waiting for you to come back. You have to work hard to recover, and come on, come on. , let’s continue playing...the game!”

Touching!

It’s so touching!

Li Shengli's concluding speech moved Barkley and Rodman. After all, this horse riding represents the darkest competitive sportsmanship in the league... Go hard, take good care of yourself, everyone is waiting. What about hitting you? !

The reporter who asked the question went crazy.

I originally thought of 10,000 ways to ask questions. As long as I caught a loophole in Li Shengli, I could go back and write a whole page of black material. But now I go back and write a hammer. Is it to praise Li Shengli's friendliness or to praise Li Shengli's noble competitive spirit?

At this moment, Li Shengli made the final decision.

Everyone expressed their ardent expectations for Sprewell's rematch, and what followed was some bullshit. Reporters really couldn't find out too much shocking information. Even Rodman, who was ruthless in person. He was so slippery that he kept nodding his head to express that he would play happily with Sprewell next time.

Happy playing ball?

Are you sure that Sprewell will be happy?

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The atmosphere of the interview has already been heated up.

Li Shengli basically had nothing to do. He sat aside and listened to Xiaopang's translation. He glanced at the cameras from various angles and roughly knew that this interview might be broadcast back to China. Xiaopang dutifully explained what everyone said. All the words were translated into English and Chinese.

To be honest, simultaneous translation is very difficult.

If you speak faster, the translator may not be able to keep up with the train of thought, resulting in semantic errors. But Li Shengli really believes that Xiaopang is a professional translator. His mind does move quickly, and every sentence is translated very concisely. Occasionally, Frustration is also acceptable.

It was a long wait.

The press conference finally came to an end, and Li Shengli also noticed the last few questions from reporters, even the most important news this time.

It probably means that the official may update some game restrictions in the near future. The reason is that Barkley's signature style of play is too inkling. He sticks his butt out and carries it all the way into the paint. It's pure singles, no passing, and no fun to watch.

This is how Barkley originally played.

There have been voices saying before that Barkley is too tiring and time-consuming.

Coupled with the double hips of Li Shengli at the end of this game, the voice reached its peak, so the specific news is that the official will add a... time limit for offensive players to carry the basket.

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Is this to limit inside post-ups?

Li Shengli frowned. He didn't know whether the news was true or not, and he wasn't sure about the scope of the new rules.

First let’s assume it’s true…

Considering the three seconds of attack in the current rules, the range restricted by increasing the back-to-the-basket time will definitely not overlap with the three seconds of attack, otherwise it will be meaningless.

Suppose again, if the new rules include the low position where you often stand in the restricted area?

That's really a bit of a problem. After all, it's not just Barkley, he also plays a lot from the back. As the starting point of the Lakers' tactics, he often has to single out the opponent's center, and this news has noses and eyes... With this unusual release Yes, it immediately caused a stir throughout the league, even more shocking than when Sprewell was maimed.

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How strong are the Lakers?

The recent two consecutive championships are not fake!

The only strength lies in Li Shengli, a low-post monster who can play endless and unsolvable post-up games. Now the Lakers have added Barkley, and the lineup has extremely high stability and fault tolerance. It can be said that the Lakers are basically resting on the throne. If he leaves, no one can pull him back.

But what if this new rule is implemented?

It's like the official has updated a patch specifically for the Lakers this season, and what can be expected is... Inside players across the league will be shocked when they hear the news tomorrow. After all, the new rules will have little impact on players below the top level, but The impact on the Lakers was much greater than expected.

As long as Li Shengli is entangled within the stipulated time, the defense will not be broken.

On the other hand, the Lakers' inside-out tactics may also be ineffective, not to mention that a core team with a super center can do this even if it cannot beat Li Shengli and delay him for a certain period of time.

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Now……

Now we have to see whether the news is true or false and the specific content of the new regulations.

The scope, time limit, and subtle rules may all affect the league's dominance in the era of Lakers Li Shengli. Although the rules are relative, restricting post-up play will cause super giant centers to suffer, but it is still easy to beat second-rate centers, even among super giant centers. The confrontation pattern also needs to be changed.

But one cannot help but doubt that this update patch is for the Lakers.

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Hearing the news from reporters, Li Shengli didn't pay much attention, but the little fat man's translation made him embarrassed, because although each rule has an official name, it is still customary outside the official to name it after a player. And Fatty leads the world and is the first to translate...Li Ba's Law.

Liba's Law?

It doesn't sound like much, but if you take a closer look, it's not that homophonic.

How do you let domestic fans watch the game... The Lakers were playing, the referee blew the whistle, and when he asked what was going on, the commentator said it was a foul. Your dad's law applies here, damn, it was your dad who committed the foul!

Damn it, you're such a translator... Li Shengli tugged on his little fat, resisted the urge to curse, and asked in a low voice: Damn it, can't you find a better translation?

Lao Li, you believe that my professional standards are really very high.

I believe you, you fucking translator was born in the 1930s and 1940s. Damn it, you should be shot!

No, I will be an employee of the Lakers from now on, we...

Damn it, no way, you are not a temporary worker?

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Li Shengli's face turned dark because of the chubby guy, just as the press conference was about to end.

The reporter who was the first to ask a question at the beginning did not give up and pointed the microphone at Li Shengli again, making a last-ditch attempt to find some more news. At this moment, the little fat man became energetic after being questioned by Li Shengli and was ready to translate. Finishing touches.

Lee, what else do you personally want to say about today's game and Sprewell?

We have already answered this question, but I still want to say something... Li Shengli's face turned cold and he said to the provocative reporter: If you have other things you can say, I will answer you. If there is nothing, I will do it today. That’s it, let’s go!”

After speaking, Li Shengli stood up and left the table, as did all his teammates.

When the translator saw that his idol Lao Li was gone, he immediately wanted to follow him. But the problem was that he was too dedicated and wanted Lao Li to recognize his professional ability, so he still had to translate the last sentence.

What did Lao Li say in the last sentence?

Is there anything else you can say, if we didn’t break up like this today?

High-speed translation is all about speed. You see, I'll be done soon. How can I be more precise? When Xiaopang thought about it, his brain worked at high speed and he automatically switched to the Chinese channel.

Purpose!

If you have something to do, please report it early!

Retreat without incident!

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As soon as Li Shengli reached the steps, his legs became weak and he fell down with a thud. The scene was instantly chaotic. Americans could not understand the meaning of this sentence, but Li Shengli was sweating.

Damn it? !

Fatty, can you adjust your tone?

Why do you have to report early if you have something to do, but withdraw from the court if nothing happens?

You can pull me down, my big... Bah!

What kind of divine translator is this horse-riding person? Isn’t this horse-riding eunuch the chief eunuch?

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Li, Li, what's wrong with you?

Oh my god, don't scare us!

What's going on? Where is the team doctor? Is there a team doctor?

Damn, come here quickly, where are all the people dead? Coach, coach, hurry up and call someone!

No, he rolled his eyes. We have to give him first aid. Boss, I'm sorry, I have to give you artificial intelligence...

At this moment, the whole scene was in chaos, and everyone rushed towards Li Shengli.

Big Ben pouted and was pushed into Rodman's face by Li Shengli. Although he saw that Li Shengli was conscious, no one in the Lakers was in a hurry. Even the reporters were a little confused and panicked, except for the last question just now The reporter was overjoyed and quietly made a note in the memo...

The alliance tyrant turned pale when he heard the alliance's new rules.

The dynasty he ruled was on the verge of collapse.

Now, it’s time to call on insiders across the league to participate in this grand event!

Rush into Los Angeles and launch the greatest anti-Lake uprising of the late 20th century. Rush!