Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

Chapter 345 I'll play with you even if I become a ghost

I spent a day playing with my classmates.

Back home, the young couple sat on the sofa.

Xiao Mu hugged Brother Qiu's waist and pressed his cheek against her belly.

Seeing his silly look, Ye Qiu laughed and said, "It's only been a month, so I can't tell anything."

Xiao Mu said nothing and refused to let go.

Ye Qiugu's heart softened and she stroked his head.

"Smelly baby, what kind of life do you want most?"

"What you want most?"

Xiao Mu listened to Brother Qiu's belly and said with a smile: "Old vines and old trees, meat and shrimp every meal, air-conditioned WIFI watermelon, Brother Qiu makes money and I spend it."

"Is it such a bitch?"

Ye Qiuguo smiled and patted his dog's head.

"That's not the question to ask me."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "A mature sister should learn to think independently."

"snort."

Ye Qiugao hummed, "On the Internet, it is said that there are three thresholds between partners. The first year, the seventh year, and the fourteenth year. If you can cross the three thresholds, you will be together happily forever."

"Don't listen to nonsense on the Internet."

Xiao Mu didn't believe it, "Maybe the person who wrote these words is still single."

"That man looks very honest." Ye Qiumao was unconvinced.

"Is Zhang Wuji honest?"

Xiao Mu was disdainful, "You said Zhang Wuji had to take off his clothes to give girls internal strength, but boys didn't?"

Zhang Wuji: I advise you to mind your own business!

"Sure enough, boys are all bad things."

Ye Qiugu smiled and pinched his face, "Then you said that some couples clearly loved each other in the past, but why did they break up in the end?"

"Because it's normal to get tired of food at some point."

Xiao Mu raised his head and looked at her.

Ye Qiukuo was stunned, as if he didn't recognize him.

I can’t figure out how these words came out of his mouth?

"Are you stupid?"

Xiao Mu stood up and held Brother Qiu in his arms, "When partners stay together for a long time, they will lose their freshness and they will no longer have the same feeling of love as before."

"If you eat the same dish every day, no matter how delicious it is, you will always get tired of it. No one can stand this kind of life."

"However, many people ignore one thing. Most people will get tired of eating food, but we eat rice for years, decades, and a lifetime. Why don't we get tired of it?"

"When the soup is clear and watery, the rice is with you, and when the delicacies are delicious, the rice is also with you. Sometimes people always reverse the priorities and always think that food is the person. In fact, this is wrong in itself, because food is life. Food is the one person we can’t live without who can always be with us.”

"When there is no freshness, go and change your life, change your life, but take the person who lives with you with you."

"So many people have not discovered that the so-called freshness and eternity have long been placed in front of each of us."

Xiao Mu kissed Brother Qiu's lips, "Food is freshness, rice is forever, do you hear me?"

Ye Qiugu's face was dull and she looked at him blankly.

Suddenly, she hugged his neck tightly, tightly.

The first acquaintance was passionate and romantic, but after a long time it became dull.

The days themselves are dull.

It turns out that the antonym of freshness is forever!

…

Night, bedroom.

There is warmth and sweetness.

"My little ancestor, you almost killed Brother Qiu!"

Ye Qiuman, who finally regained his soul, held Xiao Mu, who was smiling evilly in his arms, softly and coquettishly.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Mu from Sage Time looked at Brother Qiu as if he were looking at a little flower that had withstood the damage of the storm.

That pitiful and alluring little look makes you want to eat her in one bite.

Looking at Brother Qiu like this, he finally understood why there were stupid kings in ancient times who did not go to court early.

Question the foolish king, understand the foolish king, and become the foolish king!

"Laughing fart."

Ye Qiugu gritted his silver teeth and held him tightly in his arms, wanting to suffocate this bitch to death.

Xiao Mu laughed muffledly, "Brother Qiu."

"Huh?" Ye Qiu said angrily.

"When we grow old and die, the urns should be closer together so that we can go out and play together at night."

Xiao Mu chuckled, "If no one pays tribute to me, I can still eat from you. Do you think I'm okay? I'll play with you even if you're a ghost. Why don't you thank me quickly?"

Ye Qiumao: (⊙_⊙)

Good enough to be good.

But have you ever thought that if we go out to play together, we will scare others!

suddenly.

Ye Qiuchao's cell phone rang, WeChat.

The young couple looked at each other.

I guessed it was a message from my mother (mother-in-law).

Xiao Mu was lying in Brother Qiu's arms, watching the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law chatting, and started to cause trouble.

Pick up the phone and send a message to my mother.

Xiao Mu: Dear mother, do you know that you are disturbing the sweet time of your son and daughter-in-law?

Liu Yunying: Oh, I’m sad.

Xiao Mu:? ? ?

Liu Yunying: Son, what do you think you should eat to become younger?

Xiao Mu: Tang Monk?

Liu Yunying: Get lost.

Xiao Mu: Why do you think you are getting younger? Doesn’t it mean that my dad doesn’t love you anymore?

Liu Yunying: That's not the case. I want to go back to the time when I married your dad.

Xiao Mu: Why?

Liu Yunying: In this case, your father and I don't have to give birth to you, a piece of shit who forgets his mother after having a wife.

Xiao Mu: (╥﹏╥)

Liu Yunying: Why, you are crying so sadly. Was your wallet stolen?

Xiao Mu: Mom, I’m so poor recently. I don’t even have enough pocket money. I’m starving to death. Mom, won’t you express your sympathy?

Liu Yunying: No, son, you can pick up garbage to eat, mom won't dislike it, after all, you were picked up from the trash can.

Xiao Mu: I have always had a wish, I hope that one day when I go home, you will suddenly tell me that our family has several hundred million in assets waiting for me to inherit, and that you pretended to be poor before to train me.

Liu Yunying: To be honest, I also asked this question to your grandfather in the past, and he told me to wake up, dreaming all the time is not good for the brain.

Xiao Mu: My son kneels down, slip away!

Put down the phone and look at the laughing Brother Qiu.

Xiao Mu buried his face in Ye Qiu's arms depressedly.

I can't resist my mother in this life!

...

In a blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed.

In July, the school started summer vacation.

On this day, Xiao Mu was called to the National Security Bureau.

He went there in military uniform.

The reward for the last bounty hunter incident came down.

The head of the National Security Bureau personally put a first-class military medal on him.

At the same time, he was rewarded with a car, Hongqi L5, and a license plate.