Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.
Chapter 316 Draw a pie, I want to hear
The night is falling, and the moonlight is like water.
A pair of handsome young lovers are strolling in the night market.
Looking at the dim lights and listening to the noisy voices.
Feel the most real taste of life in the lingering fireworks...
Having a small barbecue.
Xiao Mu hugged Qiu Ge's willow waist and strolled in the night market.
Looking at her bird-like appearance, he smiled proudly.
"What are you laughing at?"
Ye Qiu's voice is soft and her eyes are beautiful like a dream, delicate and cute.
Her obedience and gentleness at this time can arouse men's desire to protect and possess.
"Remember that I used to be a very gentle and shy boy."
Xiao Mu said seriously, "Who do you think I played with too much, and now I have become so abstract?"
Ye Qiu: ...
Do I still need to learn, aren't you very abstract?
"It's better to have Brother Qiu."
Stopped, Xiao Mu held the little beauty in his arms, "Let's become more abstract together in the future, and do some happy things, such as driving a car."
"Is this car serious?" Ye Qiuli wanted to laugh.
"I don't know if it's serious or not."
Xiao Mu looked at her and smiled evilly, "But it's very beautiful."
Ye Qiuli:...
I u003d car u003d drive me, is that what you mean?
"You bastard!"
The little sheep pounced on the big tiger angrily, intending to strangle him to death.
"Haha..."
Xiao Mu laughed, "How can Brother Xiu be a car? If you want to compare it, he is also a horse, a good horse of a thousand miles."
Ye Qiuli: (⊙_⊙)
She widened her eyes with clear black and white, and didn't understand.
The main reason is that Choubao sometimes drives too fast, and the novice female driver can't keep up.
"Don't understand?"
Xiao Mu explained to Brother Qiu, "For example, there is an idiom, calling a deer a horse, a horse's horse!"
"..."
Speechless, Ye Qiuli rushed up like a lamb to the tiger again.
Xiao Mu, who was beaten and kicked, laughed even more happily.
Then he coaxed Brother Qiu like a child.
Ye Qiuli was very fond of this.
After a while, she smiled and hummed and let you do whatever you want.
"Then tell me, before you met Brother Qiu, did you want to find a girlfriend?"
Ye Qiuli hugged his waist and asked a fatal question.
"I was a teenager at that time."
Xiao Mu told the truth, "I tell you, boys at that time couldn't bear to slap a female mosquito to death when they saw it, for fear of missing out on peach blossoms. My classmates were even more fierce. They wanted to try to suck a few bites of an old sow when they saw it, and shouted that they wanted to make their lives colorful."
"Haha..." Ye Qiuli laughed so hard that her body shook.
Even the sows were not spared, what's wrong with it?
"If the state of most people is called normal."
Xiao Mu said seriously, "I think boys before the age of 18 are really perverted. They dare to do anything. It's really scary. But if the things they have done are brought to adulthood, each one is enough to ruin their reputation and make them socially dead!"
"Really?"
Ye Qiuli had a look that shocked me and my friends.
"Really."
Xiao Mu nodded seriously, "I still remember that there was a very awesome student in the first year of high school, from the next class, who wrote a pornographic book about him and his female class teacher, and then it was published by his classmates. The whole school was blown up at the time. This time, not only did he die socially, but he and his class teacher died socially together. The degree of explosion was like the New Year's Day."
Ye Qiuli: ( ̄□ ̄)
Are all the things boys fantasize about so perverted?
"Thinking about it now, that carefree age was really good."
Xiao Mu hugged Brother Qiu and smiled: "You can say whatever you want to say, do whatever you want to do, and you don't need to worry about whether you will be laughed at or whether you will fail socially. The older you get, the harder it is to be happy."
"Then what should I do to be happy again?"
Ye Qiu's voice became soft and charming, and her beautiful eyes sparkled.
"Maybe..."
Xiao Mu pondered for a while, "When you can reject others without hesitation without feeling guilty, it is the beginning of a happy life. Because pleasing everyone means completely offending yourself. Don't wrong yourself because of unimportant people... But it's so difficult, so sometimes it's hard for us to be happy."
"What if Brother Qiu is not happy in the future?"
Ye Qiu pouted, in a coquettish tone.
"Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
Xiao Mu promised, "Whoever dares to bully my Brother Qiu, I will beat him."
"If you are not with Brother Qiu, what if others say bad things about Brother Qiu?"
Ye Qiu bit her lip, her eyes became gentle, and the corners of her mouth curled up.
"I'm not afraid of that."
Xiao Mu said earnestly, "If someone crickets you behind your back, it means that his character is problematic."
"What if Brother Qiu crickets others?" Ye Qiu smiled.
"That's because Brother Qiu is kind and doesn't want to kill people."
Xiao Mu lowered his head and bit her little mouth: "Too kind!"
Ye Qiu's eyes curved into crescents, and a faint smile hung on the corners of her delicate mouth.
It made her, who was already beautiful, look even more charming, and her cheek was pressed against his arms.
"Stinky baby."
"Hmm?" Xiao Mu responded.
"Draw a cake for Brother Qiu."
Ye Qiu said coquettishly, "I want to hear it."
"You have such an excessive request?"
Xiao Mu couldn't help laughing.
"Hurry up."
Ye Qiu buried her face in his arms and hummed.
"Okay then."
Xiao Mu smiled and said, "If one day I win 10 million, how much do you want?"
"this……"
Ye Qiugu blinked, "One million?"
"We are good brothers, and you only want one million?"
Xiao Mu shook his head, "Given our relationship, I will give you three million more."
"Okay." Ye Qiu's eyes narrowed as he smiled.
"Then I will spend another two million to buy a car for Brother Qiu. It must be a big G."
Xiao Mu said softly: "Let's drive together and travel to various cities."
"OK."
Ye Qiuguo pecked his head, his eyes gleaming with moisture.
"Let's keep one million and use the rest to buy a big house and write Brother Qiu's name on it."
Xiao Mu kissed her cheek and said, "Give birth to a cute baby, live in our big house, and spend the remaining one million on Brother Qiu and the baby."
"Yeah."
Ye Qiugao's moist eyes suddenly became charming and soft.
"You think I'm so good, can your pocket money be increased by five hundred next month?"
Xiao Mu hugged her and said, "Then don't tell your mother-in-law."
"Let's go up by a thousand."
Ye Qiugu blinked his watery eyes.
"No, I am a real man, and a real man must tell the truth."
Xiao Mu looked disgusted, "If you say five hundred, it's five hundred. We don't want more."
Ye Qiuguo's cheeks burst into a sweet smile, "Shou Bao is so good."
Xiao Mu hugged Brother Qiu tightly, "Let's take you home to see the goldfish."
Ye Qiugu, who was leaning in his arms, smiled sweetly, like a little fox.
The young couple strolled under the stars and headed home...
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