British 1986

Thinking of this, Allen still felt like something was missing.

It's not enough for a TV station to have these. They need to have a fist program that can be justified to the outside world.

A TV station may not be good in terms of its overall size. This is a matter of funding and development, but it cannot be bad in all its programs. This is a matter of capability!

Nowadays, TV programs are classified in very detailed ways. For those who like sports, there is Sky TV. For those who like news, there are various BBC channels. Even if you like to watch serious programs, there are also adult channels. You can get whatever you want.

Among so many competitors, competing for first place was out of the question. It would cost too much, and Allen didn't have the interest to spend so much energy on it.

But it didn’t have any special features, and the TV station couldn’t achieve the effect he wanted.

He wanted a small steel cannon TV station, the kind that usually seems to be tepid and has no big-budget programs. It doesn't seem to be very profitable, and it won't go bankrupt. It can be self-sustaining, but it needs to have a fist program. You can take it out from time to time to show your face and show your presence.

A program like this must be serious. You can go in a wrong way, but it cannot be based on this.

If we follow this idea, a program like this

Make an interview show?

Invite some celebrities from all over the world to come over and do a talk show or something?

Allen frowned, and just when he had some thoughts, there was a burst of soft music in the study, which was the electric doorbell.

Allen reached out and pressed the switch, and the study door unlocked with a click.

This is much more convenient than before when he had to say "come in".

The valet in uniform pushed the dining cart, walked to Allen's desk, and brought the largest snack rack to the table first.

Even if Allen doesn't like to eat these snacks, he still has to have them, even if they are just comfortable to look at, a waste would be a waste.

Today’s afternoon tea is a pot of Pu’er.

Serving this pot, there is also a pot of iced lemon tea with ice, one cold and one hot.

At the end, the maid brought down a plate of small meatballs.

Xiao Huang, who was sleeping next to him, heard the special sound of the silver plate with meatballs touching the desk. He was startled and his big head suddenly turned 180 degrees. His brown eyes stared at the dish that had just been put down in the maid's hand. plate.

After the things were loaded, Allen nodded, the maid put his left hand on his chest and saluted, and then pushed the dining cart out.

Reaching out for a meatball, Xiao Huang stood up impatiently, swaying his wings on the desk.

"Eat, eat, eat, just know how to eat!"

Remembering what Boss Cha liked to say about him, Allen told Xiao Huang again. Xiao Huang didn't understand either, so he stared at the meatballs intently.

It has grown up with this thing, so it has become accustomed to eating it. It rarely eats anything outside, unless it is curious and will peck a few times.

I waved the meatballs in front of Xiao Huang's eyes for a few times. He wouldn't eat anything that didn't move. If you wanted to feed him, you had to wave something in front of his eyes.

After teasing Xiao Huang, Allen suddenly threw the meatballs in his hand on the ground and asked Xiao Huang to chase them. He poured a cup of tea, took a sip and continued to think about the TV station.

If you want to create such a program, there are not many options to choose from. While drinking tea, Allen subconsciously took a snack in his right hand. Looking at the snack in his hand, he thought of the queen's joke, saying that butter should be applied first. Or spread the jam first.

Alan didn't like butter, so he spread the jam directly, and while spreading the jam, his eyes naturally fell on the Chinese products on the table.

A relatively iconic program suddenly appeared in Allen's mind.

Spring Festival Gala!

Why?

Can Welsh TV imitate this routine and create a British version of the Spring Festival Gala?

Thinking of this, Allen didn't bother to spread the jam, just stuffed the snack into his mouth and finished it in one bite.

We can’t call it the Spring Festival Gala here in Daying, we have to call it the Christmas Gala.

Well, it seems like there really is a program like this.

Allen frowned. Even someone like him, who doesn't often watch TV programs, vaguely remembered that there seemed to be a similar program.

If I remember correctly, every time before Christmas in Great Britain, there is a repertoire of the Royal Performing Arts Performance.

Every year before Christmas, sometimes it's November, sometimes it's early December. Anyway, the time is not fixed, but we always put on such a program before Christmas.

The most important one is that those royal troupes will invite important members of the British royal family to attend the show.

They would like to invite the Queen, but the Queen is so busy that she will not attend one of their events for many years. Boss Cha will occasionally show up, but most of the time, it is Princess Anne or Prince Andrew who show up.

Those participating in this cultural performance are all specially selected elite teams from various royal performing troupes.

There are various royal troupes. In this regard, as long as a certain performing troupe is crowned with the royal title, its level will definitely not be low, let alone several or even dozens of royal performing troupes. A cultural performance together.

The standards are so high that they can be seen all over the world. This kind of royal theatrical performance has been held since the beginning of the 20th century, that is, in 1919, and it has a history of several decades. , every time during that time period, the ratings of this program can basically occupy the first place in the ratings in the entire UK.

Even from other countries in Europe, there are many viewers watching.

With such a gem in front of you, you can imagine how difficult it is to make something in this field.

Thinking of this, Allen had a headache. It was very shocking to finally come up with an idea and then turn around and find that someone has been playing it for decades!

"Um"

Seeing Xiao Huang jumping on the table to peck his hand after finishing the meatballs, Allen wiped his hand on its head and lit a cigarette.

After seeing Allen's action, Xiao Huang stopped teasing him, jumped a few times in a panic, and stayed away from Allen.

After slowly taking a puff of cigarette, Allen was a little unwilling to give up and thought about the details again.

Now, the "enemy" is the Royal Parade. They have strong soldiers and horses, a long history, and are close to the royal family. It will definitely not work if they try hard.

Our side

As for Mr. Allen himself, he also has a shabby Welsh TV station, two or three big cats and kittens, and he can't even get a few guns. Just looking at the data on paper, he is no match for them.

If you want to get something out of the fire, you have to play something different.

Although their royal theatrical performance is famous and has a long history, the time it is held each year is not fixed.

Besides, it also has its weaknesses. What is a theatrical performance?

This is a performance, but it is not a formal party. When it was first held, it was aimed at a different group of people. It was originally aimed at members of the royal family, but later ordinary people could see it, thanks to the television broadcast.

In this case, what if you hold an orthodox party for everyone?

Allen blinked and thought about what Boss Cha said when he met Boss Cha a few days ago that he would go to Australia early next year.

At this time, there are some subtleties. Australia and the United States are flirting with each other. Seeing that their eldest daughter is about to be seduced by that nouveau riche, can Boss Cha not be anxious?

Why didn't he go to Australia's National Day before?

Isn't that idle? Why do people call it National Day? Why do they celebrate it? I don’t know what to do?

Isn't it because people from Daying are leaving that they are celebrating?

This is just like when the Anti-Japanese War was won, the people of the island country also celebrated with singing, dancing and cheering. If you exclude your stance, isn't your brain sick?

Even if Boss Cha is so strong, he now has to attend Australia's National Day and give a speech on such an occasion. Then something is wrong with the situation.

In this case, can he, Mr. Allen, interfere in this?

On the left is the nouveau riche who first wooed Australia, and on the right is Boss Cha who wants to highlight his presence.

Allen is caught in the middle, does he have a choice?

Of course, I fully support Boss Cha. Don’t you like to gain a sense of presence and win people’s hearts?

Allen is very familiar with this matter!

Then he would hold a Christmas party to help the boss investigate.

Who to party with?

Of course they are the many colonies of Great Britain, that is, those countries in the Commonwealth!

Allen has been to some places in recent years, and he still knows some connections. In addition, he can still wear the tiger skin of Boss Cha. Under the pretense, he can still operate something as long as he wants to.

For example, save a party for the purpose of performing for the crown prince.

When the time comes, an acrobatic troupe will appear in India and they will perform their signature acrobatics of dozens of people on a motorcycle.

Australia creates a team and lets the natives perform some primitive dances.

Canada sent out a cavalry team to march in a queue for Boss Cha.

Gambia. Find some little black men and act like cannibals.

Over in Xiangjiang, invite some celebrities to perform a lively chorus for Boss Cha.

With just one swipe, wouldn’t the program appear?

Doesn’t this have an advantage over those royal troupes that only perform serious shows?

You put on a show for the Queen, and I, Ellen, put on a party for the Crown Prince, and successfully missed the target. Is that okay?

As for funding issues

Just kidding, how much money does this kind of "international" party require to allow you to put on a show? Master Allen already thinks highly of you guys. It is they who should give money to Allen, not Allen who should give them money. !

Really no money

Can't we find some female publicists to come to Wales in person to intercede with Mr. Allen, show sincerity, and have in-depth exchanges?

In this process, Allen can also serve as the general director to check the various personnel participating in the program.

Those beautiful female celebrities and actresses, you can communicate with them and get to know each other.

Alan is very good at this!

In this way, the program is completed, the TV station's finale program is also available, Allen can still play, the boss can help him, and finally he can give the Queen some eye drops to prove that he, Master Allen, He's not completely useless. He's still very good at doing some literary and artistic activities.

I just don’t know if the Queen will like these things that Allen does in the name of boss Cha.

If that doesn't work, then he has another trick.

When the time comes, he can fool Boss Cha and go to garrison troops overseas to express his condolences.

Shoot some footage!

For example, the British troops stationed in Gibraltar said Merry Christmas to the Queen, and Merry Christmas to all the British people, and then made some tear-jerkers, saying they were homesick. But for the Queen and the Empire, we were not afraid of hardship or fatigue, and we still fought hard on the front line. Wire.

After taking pictures of the garrison, take pictures of those on the warships, and even people from other federal countries can also take pictures.

When the time comes, I will invite Boss Cha to Wales, watch the party together, and have a drama of harmony between kings and ministers.

By the way, I would like to wish the Queen in London a Merry Christmas.

Just tell me if it tastes like that!

In this way, he can not only fool the boss Cha, but also fool the queen. Allen can also follow the relationship, gain connections, show his face, and finally make money. Isn't this a multi-purpose thing?

This TV station program has great potential!

After a few years of regular itineraries, this will be a large stage, one that will cover the entire Commonwealth!

Those federal countries that are relatively poor and not well developed can use this stage to showcase their countries, just like an expo. They all come to show their faces and look familiar in front of Boss Cha. Come to Mr. Allen If you make an offering, the money will come.

Thinking of this, Allen pressed out the cigarette butt fiercely and decided on this. It was already August, and there were only a little more than four months left before Christmas. He had to perfect the plan first and do it quietly. Make a public statement, prepare a preliminary budget, and give Boss Cha a surprise when he comes back from Sweden!

When that time comes, Allen will be very moved when he thinks that he is holding a yellow robe. No, he is holding an invitation letter, inviting Boss Cha to go on a trip to shoot overseas clips to show Boss Cha's character, right?

"Alan!"

"Haha, we meet again, huh?"

As soon as he got off the plane, Allen looked at the Queen Princess standing behind Bertil, Victoria, with some surprise.

Why did she come to pick him up at the airport?

To be honest, Allen was a little unimpressed with her, mainly because she was too ugly!

That big mouth looks like a catfish spirit, or uglier than a catfish spirit, let’s just say monkfish spirit.

On the whole face, the big mouth is the most eye-catching. At first glance, it looks like the female version of a fat tiger.

Think about that scene, a fat tiger dressed in a more feminine style is standing there, looking at you coquettishly and affectionately.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Goosebumps suddenly appeared all over my body.

I don’t know who she looks like. Although Gustav was not handsome when he was young, he was not ugly either. The queen was not even ugly. She could only be said to be average. German women age quickly. The size is okay, but the child born between the two of them, the eldest child, really embodies all the shortcomings of the two of them.

Bertil is not ugly, and is even a little handsome, but as his sister, Alan doesn't like her.

"You didn't expect me to come to pick you up, did you?"

Crown Prince Victoria watched Allen get off the plane. Before he could speak, the smile on his face subconsciously spread and he greeted Allen warmly.

"Your Highness is too kind. Just come and pick me up."

As Allen said this, he looked at Bertil with doubtful eyes.

Bertil looked at Allen and blinked, then pointed at his sister, then at Allen, and finally pointed at a car and said: "My sister said that she came to pick you up this time and wanted to meet you on the way. Just tell me, you guys can get in the same car."

"???"

Allen looked at this posture and was a little confused for a moment. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?