British 1986

Allen smacked his lips. He had been thinking about this just now. If he wanted to fool him this time, he would definitely not be able to fool him into investigating the boss.

But he had to do it. In order for him to continue to enjoy prosperity and wealth for decades, Allen was determined to mess with Camilla. On the one hand, he was disobedient to his boss Cha, and on the other hand, he was about to face the situation in the next few years. threats.

Of course Allen chooses to deal with the threat first!

It's just that Boss Cha can't be blamed for this incident.

Although he encouraged Princess Anne first, Allen still felt that it was not safe and it was necessary to add some more insurance to himself.

Hey. At this moment, Allen suddenly felt that he needed a new supporter for the top tank.

He has a backer who can keep his word even more than Boss Cha, and he also needs to be able to restrain Boss Cha. This person

It seems that there is only one.

Thinking of this, Allen glanced at Hu Te.

Hu Te nodded firmly under Allen's half-confused and half-certain eyes.

Hu Te didn't have much contact with Boss Cha, but he had heard a lot from the old count before. Hu Te only knew that Boss Cha was a very narrow-minded and conceited person, but he was very conservative in certain situations. Be polite and generous.

For example, in certain uncontestable situations, he won't care so much.

"Then I write a letter to the Queen?"

Allen murmured somewhat uncertainly.

If this matter were authorized by the Queen, the effect would definitely be different.

But how to say this?

You can't just ask the Queen directly, right?

Aunt Elizabeth, your son, my eldest boss, Boss Cha, is in love with an old lady that you hate very much. Do you need me to do it for that old lady? Just write me a reply.

Tsk tsk

Allen estimated that if he really dared to write like this, let alone whether the Queen would receive the letter or not, even if she received the letter, she would probably not pay attention to him.

Hmm. This matter needs to be considered in the long term.

First of all, Allen actually has no right to write directly to the Queen.

Although any ordinary person in the UK can write to the Queen, this is the official statement and it seems to be correct.

But Allen is not an ordinary citizen.

He was not qualified to leapfrog the hierarchy and write directly to the Queen.

Moreover, even if ordinary people write letters to the Queen, they must first be screened by the Queen's secretary to see if there is any poison on the envelope or in the letter, or if they are trying to assassinate the Queen through other weird methods.

After confirming that the envelope is safe, you still need to read the contents of the letter. If it is a mess, there is no need to reply to the letter.

Every year, there are countless letters written to the Queen from all over the world. Among them, only a few are lucky enough to receive a reply from the Queen. It is not clear whether it is a reply from the Queen's secretary or a reply from the Queen herself.

If Ellen wanted to write to the Queen, she would have to find a very valid reason.

for example

"Hey, Hu Te, do you think I can take advantage of Her Majesty's birthday to write a letter to Her Majesty?"

"!"

Hu Te's eyes lit up and he felt that this excuse was feasible!

The following minister wrote a letter to the Queen on her birthday. This is indeed an excuse.

But, can the Queen read this letter?

It's hard to say.

Allen quickly stood up and picked up the special letter paper from the bookshelf.

The gold-patterned stationery has an abstract Hill family crest engraved on it.

After taking out the pen again and getting everything ready, Allen looked at the letter in a daze.

I, the "Governor Ai" in Wales, now have to "pay a memorial" to Lord Buddha in Buckingham Palace in old London?

But how should I write this memorial?

Raising his head, under Hu Te's expectant eyes, Allen asked a little embarrassedly: "Um, how should I write a letter to His Majesty in this format?"

"???"

Hu Te was also a little surprised by Allen's question.

But Hu Te was indeed questioned!

The old earl had never written a letter to the queen before, and Hu Te had never been exposed to this aspect. He had only read the reprimand letter written by the queen to the old earl.

Back then, because the old earl violently beat Viscount Fox, the queen wrote a letter to reprimand and banned the old earl from home for a period of time.

Then there is no more

As for how to write a letter to that person, you can't just start it with "Hello, Your Majesty the Queen," like ordinary people do, right?

"Master, I don't know either."

"Then why don't you go check it out? Go to the library and check it out! I don't believe my family hasn't written to it before. Go look through the information and bring it to me!"

Allen's eyes widened. It didn't matter if he didn't know it, but Hu Te didn't. He had every excuse to get angry and signaled Hu Te to go check it out quickly!

When Hu Te stood up and just walked to the door, Allen stopped Hu Te again and said: "Look at the editor in the editorial department, her name is Rowling. See if she is there. If she is still there, ask her to come over. .”

"Yes, I understand, young master."

Hut nodded, turned around and closed the door.

The study fell into silence again.

Allen looked at the empty letter and scratched his head.

In fact, he had a more ruthless move, but he didn't dare to use it.

The main reason is that this move always gives him the feeling of hitting mosquitoes with a cannon.

Moreover, this move takes too long to prepare and involves many other aspects. It is simply not something he can do with just one shot of his head.

For example, in ancient China, if you wanted to harm someone, in addition to spreading rumors, there were two other well-known ways. One was fortune telling.

In theory, this thing is very popular in Great Britain. This does not mean that fortune telling is also practiced here, but that many people in Great Britain are also generally superstitious, and they believe in these metaphysics.

For example, there is a market for things like horoscopes, tarot cards, and witchcraft.

However, in this regard, there are not many celebrities now, and they are not as lethal as in ancient China, where a certain master would look at someone's face, touch his hand bones, and say that this person has the appearance of an emperor.

Apart from this method, the only thing left is auspiciousness.

For example, a stone tablet is dug out somewhere, and it records a name or someone's deeds, which is very similar to a current person.

This is even more lethal.

This trick can also be used in Daying, but it is more troublesome to use it.

If this kind of thing is too early, it will not be convincing.

You can't just bury last week's stone monument and dig it out again, right?

Everyone takes a look at the English on it, good guys, the brand new stone tablet says that Elizabeth died at Calami.

Isn't this a joke? A discerning person will know at a glance that he is looking for trouble.

But if you want to create something older, in Great Britain, ancient English and current English are not the same thing.

It would be better if it were changed to the Chinese country. Whether it is official script or small seal script, at least it has been passed down and future generations can understand it.

But in English

If you take out an English record from seven or eight hundred years ago, not even five or six hundred years ago, you will not know many people in Britain today, and many English words have evolved differently.

If this thing is not recorded in ancient English, it will appear very unreal. If it is recorded in modern English, it will be very false.

Therefore, this move requires a lot of prerequisite preparation!

After thinking about it for a while, Allen decided to take advantage of the Queen's birthday to write a birthday letter to the Queen first. The wording should be a little more rigorous and add a bit of his own style.

What blessings are like the Atlantic Ocean and the Shoubi Alps? Let me tell the queen about it first, and then I will briefly mention my thoughts in a subtle way.

Well. This is the safest way at present.

"Dong dong dong"

"Come in!"

Without even raising his head, Allen first wrote down some flattering and beautiful words that he was familiar with on the draft, then directly translated them from Chinese to English, and then slightly beautified them.

Such words and phrases are not used by many people in Daying at present, so they will appear very high-end!

"Boss, are you looking for me?"

When Aite heard this voice, he raised his head slightly and looked at Rowling. He was startled. Good guy, why are his eyes so red?

"Sit down and say, what are you doing?"

Allen was a little confused. What was wrong with Rowling? Was she being bullied?

It shouldn't be. In this castle, apart from him being able to bully others at will, other people can also be wronged for no reason?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"

When Rowling heard Allen ask about this, she felt aggrieved and sobbed in a low voice, unable to speak completely, as if a sinister boss was exploiting his employees.

Looking at Rowling sitting in front of him, Alan rang the bell and asked the servant on duty outside to bring some hot towels to wipe Rowling's eyes.

After she finished crying, Rowling shyly began to explain to Allen.

Rowling finally wrote the first book of "Harry Potter" some time ago.

This gave her a little money and fame.

It's not that she didn't have money before, and the salary Allen gave her was not low, but people

Mentality will change. Depending on a person's long-term living environment and the changes in the people he comes into contact with on a daily basis, people will also change accordingly.

Just like Allen is the best example, if you let him suffer now, it would be better to kill him.

The same is true for Rowling. She went from a fresh graduate to the current middle class.

He drives his own car to work in the castle every day and has an ID card issued by the Earl's Palace. He is superior to others wherever he goes, especially in Wales.

Now that she has money, her colleagues around her are all social elites from prestigious schools. The people she comes into contact with on a daily basis are either internationally renowned directors or big stars, as well as people from all walks of life in Wales who she thought were superior in the past, such as parliamentarians and hospital leaders.

After becoming more informed, Rowling's mentality changed.

But her mentality changed, and the boyfriend she met in school became more and more disdainful to her.

Her boyfriend, who used to be casual and free-spirited, is now classified as useless and unmotivated by her.

Her previous love and tolerance were characterized by her as weak, cowardly, and lack of opinion.

Anyway, I don’t like it anywhere.

And if things go on like this, the two of them can't get along. The two of them who were about to get married suddenly fell into a cold war. On Valentine's Day in February, they had agreed to go on vacation together, but they didn't bother. Some time ago, the two people, who had been in a cold war for more than a month, officially broke up with Rowling a few days ago.

She felt that her current boyfriend was no longer good enough for her.

Although her boyfriend was very angry, and although her boyfriend knew where she worked, he didn't dare to come here to cause trouble for Luo Lin. He didn't even dare to say a harsh word, so he just showed his incompetence and rage.

However, even though it had been a few days since they broke up, Luo Lin suddenly felt sad today. What made her sad was not that they broke up, but that her boyfriend had found a new love in recent days.

This was something she couldn't accept. In her opinion, it was a good thing she broke up early, otherwise she would have been the one being cheated on.

"???"

Allen blinked, what kind of bullshit logic is this? You broke up and he found a new partner. Isn't this very reasonable?

Can't I find a new partner after breaking up?

But after all, Luo Lin is one of our own, so there is no point in quarreling with her over such a trivial matter.

"Huh, falling in love will only affect your work. If you are in love, you should write scripts and novels well. Falling in love will lead to a dead end. Writing novels is the right way. In the future, you will become more famous and make more money. , Isn’t it better than your ex-boyfriend to hire a few male models?”

"ah?"

Rowling, who was still crying, was a little confused when she heard Allen's words of comfort.

She's just charming, but her personality is not that open-minded. As for how many male models she will hire in the future, it's exciting to think about it.

"Okay. I'll give you a task, and you will..."

Allen touched his chin and suddenly his eyes lit up. Rowling's current mental state was not bad, and it was more suitable for his mission.

"Just write a few short essays with a mentality of being cheated on. Write about a woman who cheated on a man. Write about how the man was humiliated, how he endured the humiliation, how he endured it shamelessly. It's best to be emotionally delicate and don't be too arrogant. There are many specific events, but it must have a sense of picture, do you understand?"

"."

Rowling stared at Allen blankly, not even thinking about crying. What the hell was her boss asking for when she gave her this task? There should be no specific events, but a sense of the scene. Isn't this just pure fiction?

More psychological activities should be described to give a sense of immersion. The key is to describe them from a man’s perspective.

Isn’t this too embarrassing?

"Boss, I"

Rowling was about to say something about how difficult this job was.

Who knew that Allen wouldn't give her a chance at all.

"Within half a month, write at least five short essays, no more than a thousand words, five or six hundred words will do. The kind that can be easily published in newspapers. After you finish, I will give you half a month's vacation to go to Gambia." Play whatever you want, and all expenses will be reimbursed to you.”

"Boss, I can definitely finish it!"

Rowling's words changed instantly as Allen's reward conditions were announced. I had long heard that The Gambia was a paradise for rich women. Although there seemed to be some scattered complaints recently, the impression in the past was deeply ingrained. Rowling Lin also wanted to go and have a long experience to see if the little black stick was as indestructible as the legend said.

"Okay, let's go."

Allen waved his hand and asked Rowling to go down first.

To get that Andrew, a short composition is essential, but Allen doesn't have time to write this kind of thing himself, so this kind of work is left to his screenwriters.

A female screenwriter with a background in writing romance novels took it upon herself to write a short composition, and I asked you if you are afraid? !

When Allen was preparing for the battle with the mistress, it was in mid-April in China and Shanghai.

A press conference with a high lineup and high standards was officially held at 10 o'clock in the morning.

A red banner hangs on the rostrum.

"Warmly celebrating the establishment of sister city relationship between Wales-Carmarthenshire and our city"

"The first phase of the Carmarthenshire-Shanghai investment plan was officially launched, and a special medical research group was established"