Boyfriend For Hire

Tang Shuge was silly, stunned, and sluggish. She is now full of her mind repeatedly broadcasting a sentence-Jiangnan Tannery has closed down, the **** egg yolk crane, owes 3.5 billion yuan, and ran away with his sister-in-law! Ran! Ran!

Yang Xiao immediately turned around and planned to drive to Tang Shuge's company.

"If something like this has happened, I don't want to go to the cafeteria." Yang Xiao said, "Go to Tangtang's company first to check the situation. I still have biscuits in my car. If you are hungry, eat some biscuits first. Pad your stomach."

"...Biscuits? No!" Tang Shuge leaned forward and suddenly said loudly, "I was hungry all night, not to eat biscuits on my birthday!!!"

"Can…"

Tang Shuge put his hands on the backrest of the passenger seat, and his expression was filled with mysterious enthusiasm: "What's the use for me to go back to the company now? Can I get the **** boss back with my bare hands, or can I provide it to the police uncle? The key clue? The boss ran away, the little wolfdog slept and fell asleep. Dozens of my colleagues are there. I don’t have much more, and I’m not much less—you drive me! Drive forward! If the company goes bankrupt, it goes bankrupt. Well, the free lobster dinner missed this one, but never again!"

Yang Xiao: "..."

Yang Xiao could see it, Tang Shuge was obviously angry and mad.

Seeing Tang Shuge's flaming eyes, Yang Xiaosheng was afraid that he would defy her and would be eaten alive by her as a lobster.

She could only tremblingly drove the car to the cafeteria, stopped downstairs, and then, like Meng Yufan, guarded Tang Shuge into the lobster cafeteria.

As soon as he entered the restaurant, Tang Shuge went straight to the lobster area, and the lobster wall was as spectacular as a photo of an internet celebrity. Each lobster was much thicker and longer than the forearm. The left and right halves were cut into two halves. Tang Shuge did not blink his eyes. He took four and eight halves, and then removed the shrimp shells at a very fast speed. Eat shrimp meat. She didn't use the tools specially prepared by the waiter, she only used one pair of hands and a few hard teeth to break the lobster's large tongs.

While fighting the lobster, she greeted Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan: "You eat, what are you doing while looking at me?"

Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan watched her remove the lobster shell with their bare hands, always feeling that she would remove the boss's head in the next second...

They were full of excitement and hurriedly said: "Eat, we are also eating!"

In a panic, Yang Xiao clamped a fishbone to Meng Yufan, and Meng Yufan clamped a gnawed bone to Yang Xiao.

Fortunately, Tang Shuge was concentrating on the lobster, and didn't notice that there was something wrong with them.

Yang Xiao deliberately touched his fork, and said: "Oh, look at my carelessness."

With that, she immediately knelt down and got under the table.

Meng Yufan had a close relationship with her, and found an excuse to get under the table.

Meng Yufan was too big, hugged his knees under the table, looking suspiciously.

He asked in a low voice, "Sister Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with Sister Tang?"

Yang Xiao worried: "What else? The sudden closure of the company on the birthday of the company must have caused a lot of excitement!"

"This...what about this."

Yang Xiao thought for a while: "This meal makes me uneasy, and I can't keep dragging it. I will start a topic for a while, look at my wink, and cooperate with me. You must send her to the company as soon as possible. !"

"No problem!" Before Meng Yufan's words fell, his stomach gurgled.

Yang Xiao just remembered that this silly boy was looking forward to today’s buffet even more than Tang Shuge. He was hungry for more than 20 hours...

She felt soft and rubbed his hair: "Well, don't worry about it. This buffet is not cheap, please let go of it. I have no appetite today, so you want to eat my share. what."

"good!"

The two conspired for a long time, and finally got out from under the dining table.

In just such a short time, the lobster shells in front of Tang Shuge had been piled up into a hill, and she took another plate again, gnawing attentively, with no distractions.

Not long after, the lobby manager of the restaurant came over and said kindly: "Miss, today is your birthday. This restaurant offers a special birthday noodles. What kind of noodles do you like? You can talk to us."

Tang Shuge put down the lobster tongs in his hand, and said slowly, "I want to eat noodles. Can you do it in the sea?"

"Uh..." the lobby manager said embarrassingly, "this one really doesn't."

"Today is my birthday, brother, please help~~"

To say that Tang Shuge is also a little beauty, with a round face and big watery eyes, she even dressed up for her birthday today. The white loose sweater added a touch of softness to her. As soon as she acted like a baby, the lobby manager raised his hand and surrendered.

"...Actually, in our back kitchen, there is indeed an employee who hopped from Haiolao." The lobby thought for a while. "However, Haiolao uses special kneaded noodles. We can't prepare it now. Seek noodles, I ask him to substitute something else temporarily, can I?"

Tang Shuge naturally said yes.

Soon, the employee who claimed to have jumped from Hai O Lao brought his "face-to-face" on stage...

It's just that what he was holding was not the dough, but a piece of...very, very, very, very long white toilet paper.

The roll of paper fluttered, even flying past the eyes of Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan.

Yang Xiao: "..."

Meng Yufan: "..."

This "fuck noodles" is really enough to "fuck".

Tang Shuge was pleasantly surprised: "I want to try too!" She got up, took the long thin piece of toilet paper from the waiter, and began to study with a glance. White paper fluttered, Tang Shuge rounded his arms and had a great time. She even asked Meng Yufan to make a video for her, saying that she would post it to her circle of friends.

Meng Yufan was in charge of the video, and Yang Xiao was in charge of applauding. The two men treated her as a kindergarten child.

While applauding, Yang Xiao stuck to Meng Yufan's side, and whispered: "She seems to be very ill, I'm going to do it in a while."

"Good." Meng Yufan also whispered, "I'll give you an assist."

Tang Shuge had enough play and returned to his seat with sweat. She looked down at the two large plates of lobster shells and said, "I'm finished again, I'll get some more."

She ate six lobsters today! She eats far more food than usual, but she seems to be hungry and full.

Yang Xiaosheng was afraid that she would eat it again and would get sick, and said hurriedly: "Tangtang, Yu Fan told me just now that he checked his bank card and found that his salary was never paid to him by your company."

Meng Yufan: "Huh?"

Yang Xiao kicked him sharply under the table.

Meng Yufan immediately changed his words: "Oh, yes, yes! Yes, I haven't received my salary!" He acted poorly, "I'm so anxious, this is my hard-earned money!"

Yang Xiao sang and harmonized with him: "I don't know if the money can be returned."

Meng Yufan: "I'm so miserable, I don't even have any living expenses, oh oh oh oh."

Yang Xiao: "..." She reminded in a low voice, "The play has been played a bit."

Fortunately, Tang Shuge didn't notice that they were in collusion. She stared at the lobster shell in her plate blankly, and was silent for a long time, not knowing what she was thinking.

Suddenly, she patted the table and stood up, and said angrily: "The **** boss is shameless! The boss ran away all the money and hooked up with her company's little wolf dog! What she thinks she is doing, is she recycling scrapped shared bicycles? ?!!dirty!"

She waved a big hand: "Don't eat, go for a walk! Meng Yufan, you are also a victim. Let's organize a group to ask for salary!!!"

Yang Xiao took a long breath and thought, Tangtang has finally returned to normal...

…

After they left the restaurant, they immediately drove to the cloud sharing boyfriend company.

Tang Shuge's company is located in the Pioneer Park, and I don't know how many Internet companies have been crowded out. Almost every day, new companies are tailored and opened, or delisted if they can’t sustain it.

Every once in a while, someone would hold up a banner to ask for a salary. This kind of scene is not surprising to the social animals-after all, Internet companies sound foreign and in essence they are just another form of migrant workers.

Cloud Sharing Boyfriend has rented a quarter-story office building with more than 40 employees, divided into several executive departments such as the customer service department, the marketing and commerce department, and the research and development department. Tang Shuge belongs to the Ministry of Market and Commerce, and he is either kneeling for resources or on his way to resources every day.

As a result, kneeling down, the company is gone!

She stayed on the company's office computer and the resource schedule she had just confirmed, but she couldn't use it anymore.

There is a mess in the company, the ground is full of rubbish, and many people are moving things out. And what they moved were not their own personal items, but the company's computers, printers, desks and chairs, and other office supplies. Some even found a cart and carried away the company's wealth tree.

"Sug, why are you here now!" A female colleague stopped in front of them, listening to the voice of the person who had just called her, "The police have all left after recording the transcript!"

"What are you doing?" Tang Shuge asked blankly.

"What else can you do? Move something home to reduce personal losses!" The female colleague was annoyed. "Our company has always paid one month's salary, plus this month, two full months of salary! The boss is now absconding with the money. No way, everyone can only divide the things in the company!"

They are like this, it's really like in a TV series, after the powerful and powerful people lose power, the servants move their things and run wild.

She looked at Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan beside Tang Shuge curiously, and asked, "This is your friend?"

Tang Shuge nodded, and first introduced Yang Xiao: "This is my best friend, I live with me now." She pointed to Meng Yufan again, "This is the boyfriend our company signed with. The company has never paid for his labor. ."

"I don't know about this!" The female colleague immediately changed her face, as if she was afraid of being entangled by them, "The boss has run away, and the labor costs have nothing to do with us."

After speaking, she hurriedly greased the soles of her feet, pushed the fortune tree and slipped away.

But before leaving, she kindly told Tang Shuge: "The room is almost emptied by everyone, so don't be stunned. Pick something valuable and go!"

Tang Shuge: "..."

Yang Xiao: "..."

Meng Yufan: "..."

But that being said, what else is valuable in their company?

The tables and chairs were all evacuated, and even the labor protection supplies in the cabinet were gone. Except for the two trash cans on the ground, there are only two pots of wilted spider plants on the windowsill.

Tang Shuge stared at the empty office blankly. Just last week, she was still chatting and laughing with her colleagues, discussing the work of the next quarter with her partners, and still reporting work progress to the boss...

And now, there is only mess left here.

She walked deep into the company like a ghost.

Why is it just her? Why is it just today?

After she graduated, she changed so many jobs. Every company didn't work for long, but this was the first time. She was unemployed on her birthday!

Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan were afraid of her accident, and followed her nervously. She walks fast, they walk fast; she walks slow, they walk slow.

In this way, step by step, they walked to the door of the boss's office. On the wall outside the door, there was a commendation blackboard of "Monthly Star", and Tang Shuge's photo was pasted in the column of "Encouragement Award". She told Yang Xiao that this monthly star's commendation is for everyone, and her photos have been hung on it for several months.

"Tang Tang..." Yang Xiao was extremely worried. Although Tang Shuge is an optimist, it doesn't mean that she is always carefree.

Tang Shuge pushed open the door of the boss’s office like a sleepwalking. The inside of the door was the same as the outside. Everything was evacuated. The indentation on the carpet proved that not long ago, there was a boss’s desk and Chairs.

There was a wild brush calligraphy hanging on the wall. Yang Xiao recognized it for a long time, only to realize that it said-"Be the CEO! Raise a little wolf dog!"

…It must be admitted that the boss who absconded with donations really did it.

The three of them stood silently in the boss's office, without speaking for a while.

At this moment, a very weird sound suddenly came from the house—like someone scratching the wooden board with his nails! !

In an instant, the goose bumps on Yang Xiao's body woke up.

Tang Shuge yelled out: "Wha, what sound!"

As if responding to her, the sound of nails scratching the door became louder, louder and louder, more and more...

At the critical moment, Meng Yufan stepped forward, he immediately stood in front of the two girls and guarded them behind him.

"Don't be afraid." The boy said solemnly, "I'll protect you."

Tang Shuge shivered, almost putting his entire head in Yang Xiao's arms. Yang Xiao embraced her with one hand and the corner of Meng Yufan's clothes with the other, and the three of them were close together.

The room was empty, Meng Yufan couldn't even find a handy weapon, so he could only protect his chest with bare hands.

His eyes looked at every corner of the room one by one, and finally landed on a cabinet.

That is a very common showcase. The top three floors are Baibaoge, and the bottom is a pair of double-door cabinets. The space is not large, and when viewed from the outside, there should not be enough space for Tibetans.

The nail scratching the door is louder...

Meng Yufan frowned slightly, took a step in that direction carefully, and then stretched out his hand to open the cabinet door.

Yang Xiao was also frightened. She tightly grasped the corner of Meng Yufan's clothes and kept saying: "Don't go, don't go there, let's go."

Tang Shuge yelled: "Meng Yufan! Did you know that a curious muscular man like you would be the first to die in a horror movie!!!"

But Meng Yufan did not listen to their advice, and slowly pressed his big palm to the handle of the cabinet, and then yanked—

—I saw a big golden fluffy guy sprang out of the cabinet, shaking his head and wagging his tail and rushed directly into Meng Yufan's embrace!

That's right, what is hidden in the cabinet is actually a beautiful big golden retriever! And the sound of nail scratching the door just now was also an oolong made by it.

The dog was covered with long hair, and the color was as dense as a cloud of sunlight rubbed up. Because the playful got into the cabinet, it rubbed a lot of dust on its body, but even so, it couldn't hide its handsomeness.

Yang Xiao knew for the first time that a dog could also be described by the word "handsome".

But how can there be a golden retriever in the cabinet of the boss's office?

"Great Sage, is that you?" Meng Yufan scratched his chin in surprise, in exchange for the enthusiastic and unrestrained tail dance of the golden retriever.

Tang Shuge was not afraid anymore, he immediately moved over, looked left and right, and said, "It is indeed the Great Sage! I thought the boss would take it away!"

Yang Xiao was dizzy: "Great Sage? Do you all know this dog?"

Tang Shuge hurriedly said: "Smile, did you forget? As I told you, in addition to renting out boyfriends, our company also launched various scene stacking packages. You can send milk tea, roses, and bring your dog. Pick you up from get off work-here, this is the golden retriever with the No. 1 naming rate I mentioned."

Yang Xiao vaguely remembered that he had indeed heard Tang Shuge mention this matter.

When Liu Yueyue asked for a salary, he had set a superimposed package for the Great Sage Meng Yufan, otherwise Meng Yufan would not know it.

Yang Xiao looked at this enthusiastic and smart handsome dog, and said sincerely: "This dog is so handsome."

It also has a collar around its neck with a small bow tie attached to it, very gentleman.

"Of course!" Tang Shuge said, "The Great Sage has a pedigree certificate! The boss always said, don't look at it as a dog, it's worth at least 20,000 yuan!-Ah!"

Tang Shuge's eyes suddenly lit up.

She looked at the dog, Yang Xiao, then the dog, and then Yang Xiao.

She blinked, took out the pitiful look that she had treated the restaurant manager today, and frantically hinted: "Smile, look at this dog, does it look like my wages owed?"

Yang Xiao instantly understood her intentions, and immediately refused: "It's not like, of course it's not like! Can your salary be enough to eat, drink and shed hair!"

"Laughs~laughs~~~~"

"No, it's enough to have a crazy demon like you at home, you can't have another one." Yang Xiao refused coldly. "Furthermore, raising a large dog is not something that can be determined with a single headshot. It is different from a puppy. It requires a lot of exercise. Do you think the two of us, who has the time to take it to the lawn for an afternoon fun every week? "

She is not an arbitrary fascist. If this is a small, pocket-sized dog, or a cat, Yang Xiao will agree to raise it with his girlfriend.

But the golden retriever is a large dog! Yang Xiao really doesn't like sports. It is absolutely impossible for her to expose a dog to the sun for several hours.

Tang Shuge was persuaded by her and could only look at this well-behaved dog with regret.

Sorry, although she likes it very much, she prefers to lie down at home...

At this moment, Meng Yufan suddenly knelt down and hugged the golden retriever.

The dog wags his tail enthusiastically, sticks out his tongue and happily washes his face.

"Sister Xiaoxiao," Meng Yufan embraced his long-lost brother who was also a mammal, and refused to let go. "You can raise it, and I will take it out every week from now on, OK? Barking!"