Bold Witch, Don’T Hurt My Husband

Chapter 26 In Fact, I Am A Male Lecturer Who Is Proficient In Human Nature

Chapter 26: In fact, I am a male lecturer who is proficient in human nature.

He met Xiao Fengshan three years ago. As for the reason, one was attracted by the spirit fish in Mirror Moon Valley, and the other was attracted by the alcohol outside. Then the two of them got together.

Xia Fan may not be familiar with Xiao Fengshan, but Xiao Fengshan has a deep impression of him. After all, he personally rescued Xia Fan, and the sect rewarded him with a large amount of cultivation resources. In the past decade, his cultivation has progressed rapidly, reaching the Late Stage of Sea Transformation. He has even made it to the third place on the Earth Ranking. Before he attempts to break through the Celestial Phenomenon, he might even be able to make it to the Heavenly Ranking.

Those who rank high on the Earth and Human Rankings almost have the strength to kill across borders. However, the same cannot be said for the Heavenly Ranking, as the gap between it and the top three realms is too large.

It can be said that Xiao Fengshan is now the face of the Sea Transformation realm in the Demon Sect and is considered a key cultivation target.

Xia Fan learned about Xiao Fengshan's identity from Lin Su's mouth and also knew that he was brought back by him and another elder.

He didn't have any resentment about this. After all, if he didn't come to the Demon Sect, he would have to go to another sect, which wouldn't make much difference.

"Oh? You've transcended the mortal realm, huh? Your talent is impressive, just a little worse than mine back then!" Xiao Fengshan laughed as he looked at Xia Fan.

After all, he was a master at the middle stage of the third realm, so he still had a keen eye.

"Naturally, I can't fall too far behind!" Xia Fan replied.

"Also, this time we have plenty of goods. So much alcohol, enough for me to drink for a long time!" Xia Fan licked his lips and said as he went forward to open the wine barrel and taste it.

Seeing this, Xiao Fengshan waved his arm and pushed him away, saying, "Let me tell you, this wine was won by me at the Four Seas Pavilion. It's definitely good wine. Why didn't you bring any side dishes this time?"

Knowing what Xiao Fengshan meant, Xia Fan couldn't help but sigh and say, "Don't mention it. I've almost eaten all the spirit fish in Mirror Moon Valley. The ones left either don't come out from the bottom of the lake or swim elsewhere. I haven't seen any fish in the lake for two months!"

Mirror Moon Valley is rich in spiritual energy, and coupled with Lin Shifei not being as greedy as him, many fish have developed a bit of intelligence. Some of them even have the cultivation of a Gold Core.

At first, he couldn't defeat them, but later, after he started cultivating, the fish in the lake were the first to suffer. They almost became protected animals.

Then it was the other spiritual creatures in the valley, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, and even the ones growing on the mountains couldn't escape.

As the saying goes, high-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods. Coupled with his good cooking skills in this world, it naturally attracted some delicious people, such as Lin Su and the current wine-loving pillar of the Demon Sect.

But as he ate more and more, the spiritual creatures in Mirror Moon Valley couldn't stand his gluttony anymore. The animals with intelligence started migrating to avoid being eaten. Now, Mirror Moon Valley only has the new generation without intelligence left, and the taste is much worse.

"What? I told you to take it easy, but why can't you control your mouth!" Xiao Fengshan pounded his chest and stomped his feet.

"Maybe there are still some at the bottom of the lake, but I can't go down. How about you and I go back to the valley and take a look? Don't worry, my wife is not at home recently!"

"Forget it, I still want to live a few more years!"

Xiao Fengshan was quite clear that Mirror Moon Valley belonged to someone else. Although strictly speaking, Xia Fan could be considered his ancestor, the Demon Sect still valued strength.

Although the sect leader and many elders respected Lin Shifei, it was definitely not just because of her seniority.

The people of the Demon Sect valued strength the most, and what really made them have to show respect was her powerful strength.

On the other hand, Xia Fan does not have this kind of strength, so not many people respect him. As for him and Xiao Fengshan, they are completely like-minded.

In addition, Xiao Fengshan is carefree and unrestrained. As long as someone loves drinking, they can have a chat with him.

"Alright, let's start without any appetizers. I'm so hungry!"

As he said that, he took out a sea bowl from his waist, a proper drinker always carries their own equipment.

He opened the wine barrel, and immediately the fragrance of wine filled the air. It was different from the wine he had drunk before, not only was the fragrance more mellow, Xia Fan even felt a faint spiritual energy fluctuation in the wine.

Seeing this, Xia Fan couldn't wait to take a sip. The spiritual wine entered his throat, the fragrance of wine melted in his mouth, and then a plentiful amount of spiritual energy entered his body, giving him a feeling of floating and wanting to ascend to heaven.

"Good wine, such good wine! Damn, this is really good wine!" Xia Fan exclaimed in surprise.

This wine is not strong, on the contrary, it is relatively mild, with a faint fruity fragrance. The main difference is the spiritual energy in the wine, the taste is elevated compared to the wine he had before.

"Of course! This is exclusively supplied by the Elder of the Four Seas Pavilion. I beat him up before finally getting these two barrels. Giving you one barrel is a decent gesture, right?"

"Enough, more than enough. You're truly something, Old Xiao!"

In the years he had been in the Demon Sect, he found that the people here were quite compatible with him. Take Xiao Fengshan in front of him, for example. He was young but had a high cultivation level, yet he didn't have the demeanor of a master at all. Usually, he loved gambling and drinking, and was a regular at the taverns and gambling dens.

Even Lin Su had mentioned several times that the surname Xiao owed her cultivation resources for more than ten years and still hadn't paid them back, and she was planning to go to his door to collect the debt.

As for himself, it was impossible for him to become a king or save the world in this lifetime. These were not his dreams, and he wouldn't pursue romantic relationships either. He could only rely on his own good fortune and get by with a few nominal wives. Even if there was no consummation, he was still content. The Demon Sect was like a home to him, with various talents and pleasant conversations.

"Brother, I saw you using the Secret Technique of Divine Movement just now, right?" Seeing him nod, Xiao Fengshan continued, "This secret technique is average. Secret techniques are Divine Abilities, the trump cards. You have to choose some secret techniques that can influence the outcome. I know a few."

Before he finished speaking, Xia Fan waved his hand and dozens of secret technique jade slips fell to the ground.

Secret Technique - Universe in the Sleeve.

It is an auxiliary secret technique that belongs to the category of manipulating objects. It is not rare and almost all major sects know it.

Looking at the secret technique jade slips in front of him, Xiao Fengshan couldn't help but open his mouth wide.

"How did you get these jade slips?"

"I swiped my wife's card, cough cough. I used my wife's token to get them from the Secret Technique Tower. If I have time, I'll go get some more. Having many skills when traveling the world is never a bad thing!"

Looking at his serious expression, Xiao Fengshan felt particularly uncomfortable in his heart. How many tasks did he take just to save up enough spirit stones for one secret technique? And now, look at this person, lying at home and having everything. It's truly despicable.

"Tch, living off a woman, I despise you!"

"I spit on you. This is called strength. To be honest, I am a male lecturer who is proficient in human nature. I made a woman spend 180,000 yuan without saying a word!"

"Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" After saying that, Xiao Fengshan rubbed his chin and thought seriously, "I'll wait until I go out and look around, see if there are any unmarried old ancestors in other sects!"

Xia Fan: ...

(End of this chapter)

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