Bold Witch, Don’T Hurt My Husband

Chapter 1: Starting in the Brothel

Jiang Country, Bright City in Jiangnan.

"Sir, come and play~~"

"Sir, come inside!"

The girls in the brothel were alluring, waving their handkerchiefs and attracting passersby, appearing exceptionally enchanting.

People were coming and going on the streets, with various vendors and pedestrians bustling about. Due to the upcoming poetry gathering in Jiangnan in three days, many talented scholars had gathered here.

The announcement of the imperial poetry competition had caused a sensation throughout the country. Famous scholars from all over were eagerly preparing to seize this opportunity to rise to prominence.

What ordinary people didn't know was that at the same time, a large number of cultivators had also arrived here with the same goal as the imperial court, which was to win the poetry competition.

The specific reasons were unclear, but it was known that the high-level members of the Dao Sect had ordered them to bring back the winner of the poetry competition. Their methods were similar, bringing their most outstanding female disciples with them, with the purpose of forming alliances through marriage.

"Brother Zhang, I'll treat you to a performance at the brothel today!"

"If you really want to treat me, why don't we go to the Jiaosi District or take a flower boat?"

"Well, um, I'm a bit short on money, so let's go to the brothel!"

"Alright, I envy those talented scholars like Xia. Just with two poems, they can be treated as honored guests in the Jiaosi District. Not only do they eat and drink for free, but I heard they can also enjoy the company of the top courtesans. It's truly enviable!"

As they spoke, two young men dressed as scholars shook their heads helplessly and then walked straight into the brothel.

"Hey, two young masters, please come in~"

Listening to music in the brothel was a refined activity, nothing out of the ordinary.

At the east gate of Bright City, inside a restaurant near the Wei River, it was also bustling at this moment. This was a high-end establishment in the brothel, called the Jiaosi District.

The Jiaosi District stood by the water, with a view of the bustling city on the east and the beautiful scenery of the Wei River on the west. It was a well-known place for spending money, known as "nobles enter, eunuchs leave."

"Young sir, why not come sit in sister's embrace? Sister just bought some delicious walnut pastries, they're so tasty!"

"Young sir, don't listen to that seductive woman, come to sister's side, sister's embrace is soft~"

"Young sir..."

At this moment, Xia Fan was being held in the arms of a well-proportioned and delicate-faced woman. She was definitely a first-class beauty, and there were three other women of similar figures and appearances fighting for ownership of his body.

The reason he was called "young sir" was because he was currently just a child, around three or four years old, but he appeared mature beyond his years, not at all like a typical playful child of that age. Most importantly, he was talented. Even though he was just a child, he had the bearing of a gentleman.

And all of this started half a month ago.

Originally, Xia Fan was just an ordinary young man who didn't pursue love, marriage, buying a house, or having children. He was the type of person who could eat his fill without worrying about his family going hungry. His biggest hobby was getting addicted to the internet. After staying up for two consecutive nights, he belched and came to this world, becoming a child.

As for why he was now in a brothel, it was simply because he heard that talented poets could eat and drink for free here, and even enjoy the company of courtesans.

Whether or not there were courtesans didn't matter to him, he just liked to eat and drink for free.

After nearly two days of hunger, Xia Fan finally became famous by reciting Li Bai's "Imagining clothes and imagining beauty, the spring breeze brushes the threshold, revealing the rich dew" and became a sought-after commodity in the Jiaosi District.

I'm so sorry, Poet Immortal. No one is truly saintly in front of others. It's just for the sake of a meal, lowering the level of sophistication by more than one level.

As a result, Xia Fan transformed from a ragged beggar into a well-dressed young gentleman. Coupled with his handsome and adorable appearance, he was deeply loved by the girls in the Education Department.

Of course, all his expenses are now borne by Lou Qingxue. Xia Fan never expected that one day he would be able to live off someone else's money. It's truly ironic.

The person holding him is none other than Lou Qingxue, the most popular and highest-priced courtesan in the teaching district. In order to prevent others from taking away her benefactor while she's not paying attention, Xia Fan sleeps in her chamber at night. After all, he's just a child, and no one thinks anything will happen.

"Go away, stop touching and grabbing, you scared Xiao Fan!" Lou Qingxue quickly said, pushing away the hands of several unruly women, afraid that they would resort to any means necessary.

It's fortunate that Xiao Fan is still a child, otherwise offering oneself as a pillow wouldn't be out of the question.

Everyone else calls him "Young Master," only she calls him Xiao Fan. Clearly, their relationship is not ordinary.

"Lou Qingxue, you are now the most famous courtesan in our Bright City. With the two lines of poetry from the young master, your name may go down in history. If you eat meat, you should let your sisters have some soup, shouldn't you?" Liu Yanyan chuckled, covering her mouth.

Lou Qingxue was dressed in a white gown, with a light blue veil draped over it, revealing her graceful neck and exquisite figure. Her face was lightly powdered, giving her a serene and elegant appearance.

On the other hand, Liu Yanyan was quite the opposite. Although her face was also lightly powdered, she wore a vibrant red thin silk dress that exposed her collarbone, giving off a very tempting feeling and showing her aggressive nature towards men.

Upon hearing this, Lou Qingxue was at a loss for words. "You..."

Taking advantage of her momentary daze, Liu Yanyan pulled Xia Fan out of Lou Qingxue's embrace.

"Take him away!"

"We only treat Xia Fan as a younger brother!" Lou Qingxue said angrily. When it came to arguing, she was no match for Liu Yanyan.

In response, Liu Yanyan casually pinched Xia Fan's face and said, "We also treat him like a little brother, little brother, could he be a foster child?"

"That's right, that's right!" The two women beside them echoed while reaching out to pinch Xia Fan's face and rub his head, feeling as if they were stroking a cat.

Xia Fan:

He felt like they were insulting him, but had no evidence.

Unable to bear it any longer, Xia Fan struggled to get up and took advantage of the situation. This caused the other party to giggle, showing no signs of anger or embarrassment from being taken advantage of.

"It's too hot, don't touch me, let's eat!" Xia Fan finally managed to break free from Liu Yanyan's embrace and helplessly said.

Liu Yanyan rolled her eyes, annoyed, and said, "You little rascal, I can't even hug you. It's true, my embrace doesn't have the fragrance of Sister Lou!"

"Young sir, why don't you write a few poems about Sister Lou's appearance? Sister Lou also wants to be famous!"

"Famous my ass, who needs fame?" Xia Fan gave him a disdainful look.

Seeing him play dumb, Liu Yanyan couldn't help but pout, but she had no way to change the situation. Meanwhile, Xia Fan, while eating, couldn't help but sigh at his own predicament.

Being embraced from both sides, the pinnacle of life! In his past life, he wouldn't even dare to think about it. But now? Not only is the quantity high, but the quality is also good, and the best part is that he doesn't have to take the initiative as a man.

However, looking at his still immature body, he could only sigh helplessly and say, "A young boy going to a brothel, willing but unable!"

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(End of this chapter)