Bind to the fake death system, the goddess turned into a black yandere for me

Shen An was like a person who could only write a diary randomly:

"Today I ate tomato meat sauce noodles, which tasted a bit sour. I met a kitten and we had a deep eye contact..."

He breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had finally completed this ridiculous task.

Suddenly, the housekeeper handed over another pink envelope: "Master, are you going to send a letter to Miss Gu Rou to express your love today?"

"What? There is still this?"

He complained wildly in his heart: "What era is this? Still writing love letters? Are these two people living in the last century?"

The system gloated: "Haha, host, come on~ write a sweet love letter~"

Shen An rolled his eyes, held his forehead and said: "No, I won't need it in the future."

The housekeeper was shocked: "Master, you and Miss Gu Rou...?"

Shen An quickly waved his hand: "It's okay, it's just... I want to express my feelings in a different way."

The housekeeper left doubtfully.

Shen An collapsed on the chair: "What kind of fairy plot is this? Am I here to play "Pride and Prejudice"?

The system rolled over with laughter: "Host, come on~"

"Maybe the next step is to ask you to wear a tuxedo to meet Gu Rou~"

The system suddenly shouted: "Host, it's raining!"

Shen An frowned: "What does the rain have to do with me?"

The system said anxiously: "It's your turn to follow the plot! Go to the garden and save the little flowers that are about to be blown off by the wind!"

Shen An was confused: "What kind of plot is this?"

In desperation.

He could only pick up the umbrella and rush into the garden like a mental patient.

"Be strong, little flowers!"

Shen An complained in his heart while holding the flower stem.

"Can this plot be more hypocritical?"

Just when he felt that he was stupid.

Gu Rou walked slowly and said with satisfaction: "I didn't expect you to be as kind as him."

Shen An roared in his heart.

"Who is like him? I was forced to do it, okay?"

But on the surface, he could only force out a polite smile.

"Uh... yes, flowers need care."

Gu Rou looked at Shen An gloomily, and suddenly said a classic domineering line: "Very good, man, you are really different."

Shen An complained in his heart: "Oh my God, which third-rate novel did you copy this line from?"

But he still went on with his head.

"Uh... yes, I am so... different."

Shen An and Gu Rou stood in the rain, one holding the flowers, the other gazing affectionately, just like two mentally ill patients.

Gu Rou said again: "What should I do with you?"

The rain was getting heavier, and the conversation between the two became more and more bloody.

Shen An felt that his IQ was rapidly declining.

"When will this plot end..."

He thought desperately.

Gu Rou suddenly pulled out a bank card from her bag and said coldly: "You are not allowed to go home if you don't spend all the 1 million today."

After that, she turned and left, leaving Shen An dumbfounded in the rain.

The system immediately jumped out.

"Haha, host, go and squander it~"

Shen An looked at the bank card in his hand helplessly.

"System, what do you think is in the minds of these rich people? Can they spend 1 million just like that?"

Just as he was about to leave the garden, he was suddenly stopped by two bodyguards.

"Master, Miss Gu said that you really can't go home today."

Shen An was dumbfounded: "No way? Is this true?"

The system rolled over with laughter.

"Host, it seems that you really have to be a prodigal son today~"

He wanted to run.

But the bodyguards had already stuffed him into the car and headed straight for the commercial district.

"Can this plot get any more outrageous?"

The system said leisurely: "Host, believe me, it can."

Shen An was forced to step into the mall and began his "spending journey".

"Well, since I have to spend, I'll spend it happily!" He thought in self-abandonment.

First stop: luxury store.

Shen An pointed to the most expensive watch in the window: "This is it!"

Shopkeeper: "Sir, you have good taste, this is a limited edition..."

Shen An: "Okay, okay, don't introduce it, swipe the card!"

Second stop: high-end suit store.

Shen An: "Give me the most expensive condoms!"

Shopkeeper: "Sir, are you sure..."

Shen An: "Sure! Wrap it up!"

Third stop: jewelry store.

Shen An pointed to a diamond necklace: "This one looks shiny, how much is it?"

Shopkeeper: "This is the most expensive one in our store..."

Shen An: "Okay! I want them all!"

The system was stunned: "Host, are you going to bankrupt Gu Rou?"

Shen An swiped his card frantically: "Since we are going to act, let's act the whole thing!"

He waved his hand,He bought a bunch of brand-name bags, limited edition sneakers, high-end red wine...

Finally, Shen An stood in the middle of the mall, surrounded by shopping bags, looking exhausted.

"System, how much did we spend?"

The system calculated: "Uh... Exactly 999,999."

Shen An: "..."

He looked at the remaining one dollar.

Suddenly, an idea came to him, and he ran to the vending machine to buy a bottle of water.

"Done! One million is spent!"

The system was speechless: "Host, your operation... is really amazing."

Shen An was proud: "This is the art of squandering of the domineering president!"

Just then, Gu Rou called: "Great, I didn't expect you to really spend it all. Now, donate everything."

Shen An: "..."

He looked at the shopping bags on the ground, wanting to cry but not tears.

"System, can this plot be more bloody?"

The system gloated: "Host, believe me, it can."