Beg for Life
Chapter 273: A flower on the cow dung
A group of people all looked at me like fools, and some of the ten candidates were angry.
"Why do we change and we change, we have toiled through a few levels but were driven away, isn't this a joke?"
The celestial master didn't lift his eyelids, and whispered quietly, "Then give you a chance, no matter what means you can use to kill Sun Hao, it will be considered a pass."
"He is Sun Hao, the undead?"
"Doesn't it seem to be tricky? It's just that I've gone and been appreciated by the gods."
"People are unpopular and dead. Anyway, it's no more fun. It's okay to kill him a few times."
They uttered noisy words, and there were people who were really eager to try it. My head was battered and my mentality collapsed!
Soon someone stepped forward with a long sword in his hand and said, "Zhongnan Mountain Hermit Hualin, please enlighten me."
I enlighten you!
Looking at his fierce eyes, I was speechless, this was the innocent squeeze out early.
The old master smiled, "It's okay to let them see."
I hate being forced, so what about the man who is closest to God, who already has the respect he deserves, but treats me as a pawn, which makes people annoying.
But I still stood up, took out a rifle from Na Jie and looked at Hua Lin, "Polling Bureau Sun Hao, please enlighten me."
Hualin's forehead was blue, and he quickly raised his sword and said, "Let's beat fists and kicks."
I looked innocent, "I don't know how to fight and kick, I play with guns, how can you compare?"
"Da da da……"
Shot three times in a row at his feet, scared the guy back quickly. At first sight, he had no actual combat experience and never fought against the person holding the gun.
I shouted loudly, "Who wants to compare with me, don't care about it."
People peeked at each other, but a figure stepped forward gracefully, "Hundred Flowers Valley Flower Thousand Flowers, please enlighten me."
What are you messing up with!
Although I have never thought of marrying her, I can't kill him. Besides, Hua Qiantuo is a ghost. If I don't go all out, I will definitely be beaten badly, and I will be embarrassed in the public.
To be ashamed is to be ashamed!
Anyway, I have a thick-skinned face, so I don't believe that she will kill her, so I put away my rifle and stepped forward.
But I was wrong. Hua Qianduo really killed me and kicked me out without two strokes. I felt that my breastbone was about to break.
Stinky girl, I've done it for you.
The next moment I got serious, but the problem was that although the combat experience was rich, the fighting skills were a bit rough. They were all learned from Yin Xinyi and Tian Lengxue, and didn't learn any subtle tricks at all.
She was knocked to the ground again without a few tricks. She still stepped on one foot and whispered coldly, "You are not qualified to marry me now, please work hard."
Speaking of raising my foot and turning back to the queue, people were ridiculing me that I couldn't even beat a woman, but my face was surprised when I heard this sentence.
Hua Lin sighed, "Oh my time, a flower is stuck on the cow dung!"
The next moment there was a roar of laughter, but I took out my rifle and started shooting at them.
"Da da da……"
"Are you crazy?"
"Oh, everyone hangs him up together..."
People cursed and dodged in a panic. One guy was shot in the leg and fell to the ground and cursed.
The people from the Celestial Master rushed up and wanted to take me down, but the Celestial Master laughed, "You kid really loves fooling around, so you don't let the Five Elements Spirit Body come out for them to see."
As he said, he waved his hand gently and motioned to the disciples not to participate, but I didn't listen to him.
He said solemnly, "I'm not interested in worshiping you as a teacher."
The curse sounded again, and they didn't have a chance to worship the old heavenly master, but I refused, making these people really unbearable.
The celestial master said lightly, "Spirit control and the five-spirit transportation method are just trails. I have a higher level of practice here. If you learn it, it will not be a problem to become innate if you learn it over time."
I blinked, "What is the innate stuff?"
All the people who were jealous of me were all down. Hua Wankui couldn’t help but said, “I’m really convinced. It’s a dragon-level existence innate. Your polling bureau’s grading method is only based on the degree of danger, and the warriors and practitioners The stages of cultivation are divided into Ming Jin, Dark Jin, Hua Jin, and Innate. They correspond to wolf level, tiger level, ghost level, and dragon level, okay?"
Now I understand that warriors and practitioners have their own grading methods, distinguishing them from strange people with special abilities.
My practice has always been my shortcoming, and the Heavenly Fiend Blazing Fire Art has not yet been completed. I can only feel enthusiasm in my body, but I can't emit flames.
After pondering for a while, it is estimated that it has reached the Ming Jin stage, and can only be used skillfully when it reaches the Dark Jin stage.
I hesitated a little, and asked in spite, "Is there any clear rules and precepts, let me touch women?"
Many people put their hands on their hearts and made the appearance of vomiting blood, and the old master smiled more brilliantly, "As long as you don't do anything wrong, it hurts the heavens and the reason, everything else is fine."
At this moment, the phone rang, and I took out a call from the vice president and pressed the answer button to my ear.
"You big idiot, don't hurry up to apprentice your teacher, this is a rare opportunity in a thousand years. Now I'll give you a task to join the Celestial Master as an undercover agent, and quickly kneel down and kowtow to the old master."
Okay, this is like the last straw that crushes the camel. My last hesitation is gone.
He didn't kneel down, but put the phone away and said, "Well, I worship you as a teacher."
"Hahaha..."
The old master smiled happily, and immediately shouted, "Come here, the ceremony of accepting disciples begins!"
Amidst some people beating their feet, envy, jealousy and hatred, the desolate horns and the music of bells and drums sounded. I was surrounded and taken to a side hall. A few Taoist priests were busy helping me change my clothes and put on a silver belt. Dao gown with gossip pattern.
This thing is really awkward to wear on my body. I looked into the mirror and felt funny. I still had a tattoo on my neck, which made me look like a Taoist priest.
Even if it is a bad way!
Soon I was taken to the main hall again. The square in front of the main hall was already overcrowded. I saw the people in Lengxue, but they couldn't get together and were stopped by the Taoist priests.
Tian Lengxue looked anxiously and beckoned and shouted something, probably because she was afraid that I would not want her as a monk. The scene was very noisy, and I could only give her a smile of peace of mind.
I was led to the main hall, first offered incense to the patriarch, and gave me three prayers and nine prostrations to the heavenly master, and also gave me a Taoist name called Wuchenzi.
Then I saw eight brothers and sisters. The oldest brother was almost a hundred years old, and the youngest was 40 or 50. They all gave me some meeting gifts, most of which were pills and charms.
The next most lively, as I sit down, it is the other people's turn to visit me.
At first, dozens of people called uncle Shi, many of whom were gray-haired, followed by hundreds of people who bowed down and called uncle Shi.
My generation is really not young!
I didn't bring any meeting gifts, so I simply called one hundred million to an account on the spot, arranged for someone to scan the code on the mobile phone to send red envelopes to the disciples, and sent the one hundred million points out.
"Boom... boom... boom..."
Just when people were happy, the continuous explosions suddenly sounded, and everything inside and outside the hall exploded. The bombs also flew around with countless steel balls, piercing through their bodies.
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