Becoming a God Starting from a Water Monkey

"Animals! Big animals!"

Long Li was furious.

The two of them only rested for half a day, but in the evening the elder said they were going to feed them, so they went into the bathhouse in the evening, and they didn't come out for another three days!

The soundproofing of the bathhouse is not as good as that of the bedroom!

From the beginning to today, I haven’t had a good night’s sleep!

None!

"Look on the bright side, you don't have to wash your quilt and clothes this time." Long Yao comforted.

Long Li's breath was blocked and his chest hurt.

"You're obscene too!"

"You're stunned!"

Squeak!

The wooden door is open.

"Why does Xiaoli look like a puffer fish now? The weather has been swollen all day long."

Long Eying came out of the wooden house wearing a bath towel. The breeze blew by their ears and rolled around her body into an orange dress. She reached in and took out the bath towel.

"It's New Year's Day the day after tomorrow, and you two still know how to come out?" Long Li crossed his arms, expressing his strong dissatisfaction.

"How shameless!"

"I know the Chinese New Year is coming soon, so I came out." Long Eying hugged Long Li and rubbed her cheek, "Okay, okay, thank you for your hard work. I'll ask the elders to increase your monthly salary."

Long Li was overjoyed, then immediately stopped smiling, and asked hummingly: "How much? I washed all your sheets by myself."

"Hmm, one hundred and eighty a month?"

"There's no sincerity at all, so let's just make it up, right?"

"The two hundred?"

"That's pretty much it."

Liang Qu came out of the house half a step behind, spread his legs, and sat on the steps to breathe.

The world was already yellow the day before yesterday, but today it is slightly green.

He looked up and saw that the words spoken by several people were really funny: "Long Li, go to the ice cellar to see if there are any dates and chestnuts left in the autumn. If there are any, take them out, but we didn't prepare them as soon as possible."

"What do you want these for?"

"Take your sister Eying to meet your parents-in-law. Just follow the custom of the human race."

Long Li was happy that his monthly salary had increased. He no longer had so many complaints or problems. He happily ran to the ice cellar to rummage.

"Xiaoyao, are you done sewing?" Long Eying asked.

Long Yao naturally understood, took out a folded square handkerchief from the room, and quietly stuffed it into Long Eying's hand.

Liang Qu knew what it was and ignored it.

Not long.

Dates, millet, and dried meat are all available.

The red candles were lit in the bridal chamber last night, waiting to pay homage to my uncle and aunt in front of the dawn hall.

The bride uses dates and chestnuts as "shi" to pay homage to her father-in-law; she uses cultivation as "shi" to pay homage to her mother-in-law.

Liang Qu's parents are both dead, and Yang Dongxiong and Xu are his current parents. They also cannot avoid paying homage to each other. Logically speaking, these things should have been done long ago. They should go there when they get up early the next morning. Who knows that the two of them will have a close fight? Ten days have naturally been postponed. This is why I came out today and cannot be postponed until after the new year.

Quack, quack, quack.

The wheels roll.

In front of Liang Mansion, Ota pulled up the large carriage rented from the horse and carriage company. Chishan bit the rope and threw it on his neck.

"Walk!"

Have items ready.

Liang Qu hugged Long Eying and got into the car.

Chishan bit the horse's bit, pulled the carriage, and hurried toward Fucheng.

As the New Year approaches, every household is smiling.

The snow was swept to both sides, melted by the sun and then frozen, leaving it half-frozen and turning yellow and black when walked by pedestrians.

All year round, only in winter will most of the fishy smell in Yixing Town dissipate.

"I'm going to buy a carriage." Liang Qu lifted the curtain and sat down to watch the bustling Pingyang. "Why are you buying a carriage?" Long Eying looked sideways at each other, "Did you have some bad idea?"

"Bad idea?" Liang Qu said with an innocent look on his face, "Is this how you treat your husband? Aren't you going to use it today? The dignified No. 1 young master of Dashun. You can't always ride a horse when you go out to visit people. It's cold out there, so you can't rent it all the time. It’s ridiculous, I bought one to keep at home, it’s just right.”

"Take your hands out and talk."

Long Eying held her chest and wrist with a tiger's mouth ring.

Liang Qu took out his hand. It was freezing cold, and a thin stream of steam came out between his fingers.

His expression was natural, without any embarrassment, and even a little proud.

A few moments.

Long Eying leaned on her chest and raised the corners of her mouth.

"Do you really like it that much?"

"It's just so-so. I don't like it very much. I ate it when I had it. I didn't eat it."

Long Eying grabbed her clothes, buried her head in her chest, and exhaled forcefully.

In the middle of winter, the warm and humid breath sprayed onto his chest through his clothes, tickling him, and Liang Qu laughed.

"I told you earlier, what are you lying to?"

Long Eying is plump but not bloated, and a big hand can hold her tightly, like a drop of water that has not yet dripped.

No matter how big it is, it’s like sticking pork on a peacock’s butt. No matter how small it is, it lacks all the charm and the peacock’s feathers are not abundant. “Uh-huh.”

Long Eying was quite satisfied with Liang Qu's answer. She kicked her heels together, took off her shoes, and curled up her upper body on Liang Qu's legs.

Very squeamish.

Liang Qu gently stroked Eying's back, which was not incomprehensible.

Although they are in love with each other, if the secular moral requirements for a woman's chastity are given away, she will eventually worry about gains and losses. She will constantly seek a firm sense of security from her partner, which manifests as a "sticky" energy.

asked repeatedly.

Repeated requests.

Confirm your own charm repeatedly.

Even if the toenails are trimmed round or not, you have to ask them again.

There was no chance to show off before. During the break, Long Eying was given a bowl of noodles. Now that she had some free time, she showed off again.

Long Eying is older than Liang Qu. She is usually quiet and mature, but now she is no different from little girls like Long Yao and Long Li.

Let Chishan go slower.

Liang Qu stroked his long hair.

Very dark, thin and soft.

!

Chishan snorted and moved his hooves with difficulty.

The journey that usually takes three big jumps has to go at a snail's pace, which is really uncomfortable.

Snow falls from branches and leaves.

"Master, madam, Master Ninth is coming soon!" Nan Di crossed the threshold and entered the hall to announce the good news.

"Here you come? Is the stove ready? Where's the copper basin? It's getting cold, so don't use ice water, and it won't do if it's too hot." Mrs. Xu asked.

"Okay, okay, follow Madam's instructions and get ready early in the morning."

"Go and find me a mirror!"

Yang Dongxiong sat upright and drank tea calmly, while Mrs. Xu was arranging her hairpins and clothes.

Long Eying's rise to prominence was felt by several masters in Pingyang Mansion.

Yang Dongxiong heard Liang Qu mention it earlier and roughly guessed what happened, although it was a few days later than expected.

But after all, the young man was playful and had expected what happened today.

Xu has been preparing for this for a long time.

"Master, mother!"

Liang Qu stepped into the house and shouted throughout the courtyard.

At the back, Long Eying was holding a gift box. She didn't think there was anything wrong at first, but she blushed when she saw the eyes and smiles of the servants. There was no malice in everyone's eyes, but they seemed to be looking away.

"call."

Long Eying took a breath, fanned herself against the cold wind, followed closely, and presented her "power" to Yang Dongxiong and Xu in order.

Just offer it.

Xu and Long Eying went to the small room next door, checked the square handkerchief and came out as if nothing had happened.

Afterwards, Long Eying was asked to wash her hands in the copper basin, and then serve Yang Dongxiong and his wife with the pork made by the superiors and servants in the morning. Yang Dongxiong and Xu took cups and poured wine for the bride.

A set of tedious procedures is completed.

Yang Dongxiong and Xu went down the hall from the west steps, and Long Eying went up from the formation steps, that is, the east steps, to show the change of host in the family.

Liang Qu was cheerful throughout the whole process, and received a look from Mr. Xu when he was done.

Mrs. Xu took Long Eying's hand and said apologetically: "My brat is not particular about things. He just registered and made a list, and didn't even hold a wedding, so he let you get through the door in a daze and it's over."

"It's okay, godmother." Long Eying's earlobes were red, "The Dragon Clan doesn't have many rules."

As soon as these words came out, Xu raised his head and glared again.

Liang Qu was helpless.