Becoming a God Starting from a Water Monkey

"Left, left, let's talk, we've passed, don't move, right, right, go down, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about you, try harder, you two can't be hurt even if you try your best. to me."

The deep shade of the trees shrouded the whole yard, turning it into a dense mass of dark green and the chairs swayed forward and back.

Xu Zushi was lying on his back with his eyes closed, and four or five Xu family disciples were squeezing their shoulders and rubbing their legs. They were filled with admiration in the light.

Life is so uncomfortable!

Enjoying it.

The hammering on the legs suddenly disappeared, while the kneading on the shoulders continued to increase.

Surprisingly big.

Xu Zishuai was puzzled.

The children of the Xu family in the garden are all fourteen or fifteen years old. They are just at the age where they are practicing martial arts. Those with slower development have not yet started. Why are they so energetic?

Could it be that he still has martial bones?

"The shoulder-rubbing boy has very strong hands. Yes, he is born with supernatural power and has great potential. It's a pity that if you give it to an ordinary person, you might have to break two collarbones. But if you give it to me, you still have to practice...hiss!"

A huge force came from his shoulder and clavicle, causing Xu Zishuai to cry out in pain, shrinking his spine and sliding down hard.

He raised his head and his pupils suddenly opened.

"Junior brother!"

Liang Qu let go of his hand expressionlessly.

Xu Zishuai turned over and wanted to squeeze his shoulders, but all the Xu family members stood aside and moved their shoulders slightly, pretending to be calm.

"Hey, what a coincidence, senior brother is praising you right now."

"I heard it," Haha, I heard it. "

Xu Zishuai laughed three times, put down his knees, dusted off the non-existent dust, and stepped aside.

Take a few steps.

Liang Qu followed a few steps.

The Xu family's children followed closely and saw the two of them running into a corner of the garden "chasing after each other".

Pretty face.

"Brother Xu's junior brother?"

The boy who was beating his legs shuddered on a hot day: "You look so fierce. If you look at me, I won't dare to pinch Brother Xu's legs."

Why does Brother Xu seem to be afraid of his junior brother? "

How can any senior brother be afraid of his junior brother? You must have read it wrong. "

"If you're not afraid, why are you running into the corner?"

I'm sure my senior fellow apprentices have a good relationship and are whispering, and I don't want us to hear. "

"Actually, I don't care at all about what Ye Yi eats. I don't care. The main reason is to find out that our master's wife has a grudge against the patrolling Yaksha's mother, the third-bedroom Xu Ying!" Xu Zishuai said with certainty, " Let’s talk about it, junior brother, if it’s not for himself, he has to vent his anger for his wife, right?”

"Have a grudge?" Liang Qu's expression condensed slightly, "What grudge?"

Xu Zishuai sighed deeply and stepped left and right, making people wonder if he was making up excuses to delay time.

He did several small movements for a while.

Xu Zishuai took seven steps and opened his mouth to sing.

Liang Qu intercepted: "Cooking beans and making soup?"

"Um?"

It's okay, I thought Shi'er was going to write a poem in seven steps. "

A poem in seven steps?

Xu Zishuai was confused, wondering whether he should cooperate and smile.

"Brother, continue."

"Ahem, that's good." Xu Zishuai covered his mouth and coughed, then resumed his train of thought, "The so-called godchild must lead by one's own example. The bastard character of the Huo family's yaksha must have its origin. In fact, it all depends on his mother!"

"His mother?"

"Yes! Damn it!" Xu Zishuai became more coherent as he spoke, "Like son, like mother. Our master's wife has been in the same school as Xu Ying since she was a child. What a coincidence, Xu Ying is sitting in the back, so she is really suffering!

Every day, Rong pulls his hair, makes nicknames, flicks his brush and flicks ink spots, and comes home with tears in his eyes. Mr. Xu has not yet become an official at that time, and is away from home all the year round. Children without a father are easy to bully, and Tian Tian does not respond, and the earth does not work. How pitiful. .

With such a big hatred and such a big spirit, junior brother shouldn't come out? "

Liang Qu was silent for a long time.

‘Yaksha is one and a half years old. Counting three years of infertility and ten months of pregnancy, it’s full of calculations. His mother will only get married in thirty-one years. How big is the senior brother? My wife has been married to the master for at least forty years. They are more than ten years apart. They are almost a generation apart. How can they study in the same school?

Taking a step back, the Xu family runs a family school. No matter how old they are, they all study in the same room. With this age difference alone, can the master's wife teach a four or five-year-old girl to bully?

Xu Zishuai was speechless.

Eyes rolled slightly.

"Junior brother, you don't understand. It's just a family school. There is a difference in age. Seven or eight years old, eleven or twelve years old is not as good as five or six years old... Liang Qu's eyes are like "needle pricks".

Xu Zishuai stopped immediately.

send.

The impromptu braiding was not round.

Think hard.

He had another flash of inspiration.

"Hey! It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, Junior Brother, you must know Sister Lian!"

"I don't know, but I've heard of it." Liang Qu recalled the previous discussions of several servants, "The second wife?"

"That's right, the second wife! I can't figure out the seniority. There are too many Xu family members, and it's all twists and turns. Our master's wife and Mrs. Lian have a good relationship. They are not biological sisters, but they are better than biological sisters!

Sister Lian's son was so beaten by Na Yeyi that he couldn't even get out of bed! This is obviously a slap in our mistress’s face. If we slap our mistress in the face, isn’t it a slap in your face? Junior brother can bear it, but let me tell you, you have a great temper! "

Liang Qu: ...Three times in a row, my tone changed very quickly when I saw that my junior brother didn't believe it.

The muscles in his shoulders ached even more. Xu Zishuai was sweating on his back. He got a third thought out of desperation, so he grabbed someone and walked out of the hospital.

"Let's go, let's hear it, and see it! If you don't believe me, it's useless for me to tell you. I'll take you to confront my wife. The two families will just sit in the room and eat melon seeds to talk about it! Is that okay? "

Liang Qu was suspicious.

So confident?

The courtyard was bustling with activity.

The ground is covered with a thick layer of shells. In August, September and March, it is the ripening season for peanuts, walnuts and melon seeds.

The raw ones are sweet and oily; the ripe ones are salty and crispy.

The whole hall is filled with a nutty smell, which makes people get angry just by smelling it.

The children who come and go and play happily step on it, crushing all kinds of shells and making a crackling sound. Xu Rongguang’s birthday and the October hunting meeting are coming soon. The two events collide with each other, which is more lively than the New Year. Many young men from the young families return to their clan one after another.

The return of the Xu family among them was not surprising at first, but the news that Yang Dongxiong was going to become a master had fermented for less than two hours.

A stone caused a wave of ripples.

The children of the Xu family from various branches who were strolling on the street and the relatives from other families heard the news and returned to visit, knocking on the door and talking about family matters.

Good and bad relationships, all had smiling faces at this time.

Those who are quick to act have prepared a gift for Aunt Nan to be busy with. Her hands and feet are tired from counting the veins of each room. After all, Sister Wan has the best fate! I am so envious. She has been married for decades and is getting younger and younger. I am afraid she will soon earn a wife of Haoming! "

"Everyone has their own fate. At the beginning, I just thought Xiaojiu was a good child. Who would have thought that he would have a great future and let my old Yang benefit from it. "

Yang Dongxiong is in seclusion, Xu Rongguang, and Old Madam Xu are not energetic.

Only Xu sat at the head of the table, facing the compliments of the crowd, she let go and emptied the melon seed shells into the plate with a calm expression.

Old Nine, Old Nine, Sister Wan kept repeating it in her mouth, but she called it out for us to see and teach the children of each family to open their eyes! "A lady grabbed the running boy, picked him up and sat him on her lap, "so that my boy can follow him to rub martial arts!"

"Yes, Master Yang is going to seclude himself, and your Old Nine is so young, he won't want to do it too, right?"

As soon as this was said, the response was enthusiastic, and every household seemed to be unwilling to leave until they saw him!

Xu thought for a while and looked at Nan Di.

"Long Yao told me that the Ninth Young Master went out for a walk..." Nan Di lowered her head and replied. Suddenly, she saw two figures approaching from the corner of her eyes. Her eyes lit up slightly and she came closer. "Guardian, the Ninth Young Master is back!"

There were many people in the house, and some of them had sharp ears. They reminded each other and dozens of eyes came at him.

Liang Qu paused for a moment, but saw countless hands wearing gold and silver waving constantly!

"Come on, come on!"

"The child is so handsome!"

"Sit down and let aunt take a good look! What does the genius who can teach the Holy Emperor and the King of Yue look like!"

Liang Qu walked into the house in a daze. Halfway through, he realized that he had been tricked!

Damn!

It was too late to step out of the door again. He had been grabbed by countless hands and dragged into the house.

Looking back.

Xu thought for a moment, looked at Nan Di, Long Yao and me and said, "Young Master Jiu went out for a walk..." Nan Di lowered her head and replied, and suddenly saw two figures approaching with bright eyes, coming up to her, "Madam, Young Master Jiu is back!"

There were many people in the room, and some of them had sharp ears, and they reminded each other.

Dozens of eyes rushed over.

Liang Qu paused, but saw countless hands wearing gold and silver waving constantly!

"Come on, come on!"

"The child is so handsome!"

"Sit down, let aunt take a good look! What does the genius who can teach the Holy Emperor and the King of Yue look like! "

Liang Qu walked into the house in a daze, and halfway through, he realized that he had been tricked!

Oops!

It was too late to step out of the door. He had already been grabbed by countless hands and dragged into the house. He looked back.

Where was the figure?

Under the eaves.

Xu Zishuai leaned against the wall, raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, "Oh, that was close!"