Become a legend in Hong Kong

Chapter 207: I don’t have much ability, but I talk a lot of bullshit.

"Hey!~"

"Hey!~"

"Hey!~"

In the mountains and fields, Ning Caichen's head was blazing with flames, and he picked up a hoe with both hands to dig the ground. Within a moment, his back ached and he was panting on the spot holding the hoe.

"Brother, I'm not telling you, with your body, you still want to be an undead knight?"

Liao Wenjie sat cross-legged under the shade of a tree, shaking his head repeatedly. He was as tall as Ning Caichen, not even as good as Cui Hongjian, the chicken-tie scholar. When encountering a fierce ghost like Xiaoqian, his life would be hard to save after just two trips back and forth.

"Cui...Brother Cui, don't sit there and make sarcastic remarks. You...come and help me!" Ning Caichen's mouth was dry, so he opened the bamboo tube he carried with him and drank a mouthful of clear spring to quench his thirst.

"You are the one who wants to save Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing. You should do the most, otherwise how can you make the beauty smile?"

"Brother Cui, you... have said it before. I helped them because they are poor people and have no... no messy thoughts." Ning Caichen rested for a while, but still couldn't recover.

"I don't believe it. You must think Xiaoqian is beautiful, so you took the opportunity to show your kindness."

Liao Wenjie shook his head. Last night, when Ning Caichen learned about Xiaoqian's tragic experience, he was filled with sympathy and approached him to discuss digging the grave and throwing the ashes into the urn.

Ning Caichen's idea coincided with his plan, which led to the scene of digging a grave under the bright sun today.

The source of information about the location of the tomb was Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing. The female ghosts in the flower house basically knew where their ashes were buried. They were not very capable and could not take away the ashes under the eyes of grandma, so they had to rely on the help of outsiders. hand.

By the way, Yan Chixia is standing under the giant tree next to her. This is a very old tree.

The shadows under the big tree are mottled, and the evil spirit is thick and foggy. Ten people hug each other, and the branches hang down to the ground and turn into new roots. There is a tendency of one tree to become a forest.

This ancient tree is grandma's true form. The reason Yan Chixia came here...according to what he claimed, was to visit and see what the tree demon neighbor looked like.

Just listen to what he said. Considering that he is old and cares about face, Liao Wenjie will not expose it.

"Brother Cui, the beauty of a gentleman is the beauty of being an adult, but the evil of being immoral. I helped her for the purpose, not for any other purpose. Stop talking about it."

"Really or not, Xiaoqian cried so much last night, why didn't you take the opportunity to touch her little hand?"

"How is it possible? I am a scholar, not a scumbag. How could it be..."

Ning Caichen's face turned red and he shouted angrily: "Brother Cui, don't mention this again, otherwise we will cut off our robes and no one will know each other in the future."

"Tsk, tsk, I have such a good character, I admire you!"

Brother, you are just too shy. If you come to your door for free whoring, even if you don’t want to, it’s still good to touch your little hands. How tiring it would be to do it without moving at all!

Just as Liao Wenjie was thinking, he heard Ning Caichen whisper: "Besides, Miss Xiaoqian comes to Brother Cui's room to play the piano every night. She must have some thoughts about you. I regard you as a brother, so how could... …Right, you can’t be like that as a human being.”

"Ah this..."

Liao Wenjie was ashamed. The huge disparity in character made him feel deeply ashamed. He said in a clean voice: "Brother, you have misunderstood again. Xiaoqian and I simply have no relationship with the number one prostitute. She seduced me in every possible way. , I took care of myself and refused to obey. After a few times, she was so moved that she decided to play the piano every night for free."

"..."

The corners of Ning Caichen's mouth twitched. Such a story, told from Liao Wenjie's mouth, was really vulgar and vulgar.

Now he understands why Liao Wenjie has no interest in fame, because this man seems to be gentle, but in fact he is a rough man!

Also, although he also knew that Xiaoqian was not in a serious business before, but she was in an unfavorable relationship and was essentially a kind-hearted and good female ghost, far less miserable than Liao Wenjie said.

In short, it is a common problem among scholars that they have an inexplicable attraction to brothel girls. If the leading lady's life experience is a little sad, he can poke their excitement, and he will never tire of it.

"Hey!~"

"Hey!~"

"..."

The ground was in a mess, with big pits and small pits one after another.

After resting for an hour and swinging the hoe for half an hour, Ning Caichen couldn't bear it any longer. His feet and legs were weak and he lay on the ground with his body stretched out. Apart from breathing, he made no unnecessary movements.

"Brother Ning, given your stature, I would like to give you a warning about family harmony. Build a higher wall in the backyard when you get married, and don't leave a back door."

Liao Wenjie shook his head and stepped forward, placing his fingers on the ground. A large red thread came out of his cuffs and plunged into the soil.

After a moment, he frowned, and the soil beneath his feet rolled, and forty or fifty black urns popped up.

"Why, why are there so many? Which one is the urn for Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing?" Ning Caichen lay on the ground and tilted his head in surprise.

"It doesn't matter. There is no difference in how many people are saved. One person is saved, and a hundred people are saved." Liao Wenjie waved his hand, bundled red threads, and tied up each urn.

After doing this, he strode towards Yan Chixia: "Master Yan, I have dug out the urn. How is the situation with the demon tree?"

"look by youself."

Yan Chixia's words were concise and to the point. With a clang, her long sword was unsheathed and she stabbed down on the tree trunk.

Gurgling red blood emerged, the leaves rustled, and the chirping sound was like a ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night.

"Wood is afraid of fire, so it's better to burn this demonic tree with fire." Ning Caichen stepped forward with a hoe.

Then you are so smart! x2

"What's wrong? What did I say wrong?"

Seeing the retarded expressions on their faces, Ning Caichen touched his nose.

"No, I just think that brother, you are very talented and will do great things in the future."

Liao Wenjie took out a fire folder from his arms, handed it to Ning Caichen, and patted his shoulder: "You came up with the idea, and you light the fire."

"I'll do it, I'll do it!"

Ning Caichen refused to obey and swept the dead leaves under the tree, piled them with dry firewood, and then blew the firewood.

Crash---

A heavy downpour fell, and Ning Caichen was soaked until he was soaked in water. His clothes were wet, and he turned his head to look at the horizon in astonishment.

The sun was shining brightly in the sky, but only this ancient tree was shrouded in clouds within a radius of 100 meters. It rained in some places, and there were as many evil ways as there were evil ways.

"Brother Cui, Master Yan, there is a demon..."

As soon as he turned around, his panicked expression was frozen. In his sight, Liao Wenjie and Yan Chixia each held a black umbrella, and not a drop of rain fell on them.

Gan!

Ning Caichen groaned and left with a hoe. Two shameless people knew how to bully honest people.

"It has taken many years for the dryad to become a spirit. If it could be burned to death by a fire, it would have disappeared hundreds of years ago."

After the rain stopped, Liao Wenjie put away his umbrella and looked at the slowly dispersing clouds: "However, the tree demon can protect me for a while, but not for a lifetime. I don't believe that she is really powerful and can forcefully change the fate of the world."

"Oh, do you have any good ideas?" Yan Chixia became interested.

"set fire!"

Liao Wenjie gritted his teeth and said: "Let's set up a fire. We won't burn the trees. We will burn the entire mountain with one fire. Let's see where she can borrow the timely rain."

Ning Caichen: "..."

For God's sake, he only burned one tree. He was so honest.

Yan Chixia: "..."

He knew that Liao Wenjie was unreliable, so he came here specially. Sure enough, he was full of bad ideas and didn't let him go in vain.

"That's nonsense. If you burn the forest with fire, what evil will you do!"

Yan Chixia shook her head: "If the fire is too big and cannot be saved in time, and spreads to Guobei County, all life will be devastated... Remember, don't set fires in the future. You don't rely on this mountain for food. There are many people." We have to rely on this mountain to support our family!”

Of course I know this!

Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows. After he threw the bricks, it was time for Yan Chixia to throw the jade. He immediately asked: "Master Yan has been subduing demons for many years. What is your advice?"

"It's ridiculous that a thousand-year-old dryad has only grown this little. I think this tree crown is just a decoration, and the tangled root system is the core of the dryad."

Yan Chixia said: "If this big tree is not uprooted, even if a fire burns the entire mountain, autumn will pass and spring will come, and next year the crown of the tree will be intact as before."

"What Master Yan means is..."

Liao Wenjie made a sword with his palms together and swung it downward: "Explode the mountain?"

Yan Chixia: (灬)

He had no skills, but he talked a lot. He really wanted to pry open Liao Wenjie's head with a sword to see if the inner demons had eaten away the inside!

Seeing Yan Chixia's eyes full of impatience, Liao Wenjie stepped aside and watched what he would do next.

"Heaven and earth are infinite, and the universe borrows the law!"

Yan Chixia bit her fingertips and drew a Tai Chi symbol on her palm with her hand. A thunderbolt from her palm fell from the sky and struck the center of the tree crown with a rumble.

Immediately afterwards, he continued to borrow mana and used thunder to shake the ancient tree. When the branches were almost cleared, he threw the sword into the air without any haste.

"The sword transforms into thousands, and the divine weapons of wind and fire are like laws and regulations!"

With a loud shout from Yan Chixia's mouth, the piercing sword light suddenly became powerful, and the thunderous lightning pierced the sky in an instant, turning into countless streams of light, and wildly bombarded the center of the tree trunk.

Explosions continued to sound, the sword array cut through gold and jade, quickly gouging out large pieces of wood, and splashed scarlet blood in waves.

The ancient tree that had not moved all this time reacted, and a wrinkled old face formed in its cortex. It screamed and roared, making Yan Chixia dizzy.

"Monster, I knew you wouldn't be able to resist coming out!"

Yan Chixia bit the tip of her tongue and pointed her sword towards the sky: "The sword returns to Xuanyuan in a moment, the Xuanyuan Divine Sword, exorcises demons and subjugates them!!"

In an instant, thousands of sword lights gathered together and formed a huge sword in the air. With a sweeping momentum, it carried golden light and heat waves and cut the old face of dry tree bark into two halves.

The big tree had no crown and only half of its bare stump was left, spraying blood and water wildly into the sky.

"Stinky Taoist priest, I want you to pay with blood!" Grandma's voice full of resentment and anger echoed through the mountains and forests.

"Ah, it's all talk but no action. If you have the ability, come out and we'll show off. If you don't have the ability, just be your coward."

Yan Chixia sneered three times, and the sword light in the sky suddenly dispersed. With a wave of his hand, the golden light sword rain roared down, twisting the remaining half of the tree stump into pieces, leaving only a large bleeding hole in the place.

It’s not over yet…

"Nameless and formless, the sun and the moon shine together, and the divine weapons of wind and fire are like laws and orders!"

Rays of golden light swooped down and penetrated into the blood hole. The earth roared, dull explosions continued, and the screams and roars continued uninterrupted for a moment.

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