Become a dramatist from today

Xiaohao: [Brother Huang, what if you explode and become a popular traffic? At that time, endorsements, commercial performances and various filming came one after another, and there was no time for acting. Even now I am busy with my schedule every day and have no time, so I can’t even practice my acting skills. ]

Hey, Huang Baiyou touched his chin, this guy is not trying to get me involved.

[There is everything in the dream. ]

Xiao Hao: [It’s not a dream, Lu Run became popular in just one drama. The key is that Brother Huang, you are so handsome as the violent personality Hao Cui, and will definitely be liked by little girls. I have experience in this regard. ]

Do you have experience? What experience do you have? You are a woman? Huang Baiyou complained in his heart, but he also noticed that someone was coming and put his phone away.

"I'm sorry for being late." Fernanda and her agent Jennifer arrived at the restaurant. It was dusty. Jennifer was especially fat. Fat people like to sweat, so she was still sweating on her forehead at this moment. .

It would be too embarrassing and rude to make an appointment to meet someone and then be late, so before Fernanda could sit down, she hurriedly apologized and explained the reason.

"It took a detour. I'm not familiar with the road."

"Although I left the house an hour early, because of the traffic jam ahead, we chose to take a different route, which resulted in a detour. I'm sorry, Standing, for keeping you waiting for so long."

Huang Baiyou said it didn't matter and handed his agent Jennifer a glass of water. The latter took it and praised, "You are such a gentleman."

Although in the Chinese context, the word gentleman has a somewhat different meaning.

He was curious about why Fernanda wanted to have dinner. The two had a good relationship, but it was limited to the crew and they were considered to be good colleagues.

"Hello sir, we are ready to serve," Fernanda said to the waiter.

I ordered a table of dishes in advance, which is said to be innovative molecular cuisine.

Huang Baiyou is not picky about food, but molecular cuisine is pig food in his eyes. This view is only Huang's personal view and has nothing to do with others.

The food was served slowly, during which they chatted about the crew. In the middle of the meal, Fernanda asked about the purpose of the trip, "I have a question, Standing. You are from China, so you must have an understanding of the Chinese Internet ecology. , what does Brother Nan mean?"

Brother Nan? Huang Baiyou fell into confusion. What does Brother Nan mean?

"Don't worry about my emotions, I'm very strong." Fernanda picked up the knife and fork on the plate and held it hard, "I just found out today that the Chinese netizens called me Brother Nan. Is it the Chinese netizens? Do you think I’m unfeminine and look like a man?!”

In particular, the conversation between the two was in English. It is not known who told Fernanda that she was nicknamed "Nan Ge" in China. Even though she agrees that the aesthetics of the country are different, an entire Eastern country calls her that. , still caused Fernanda to collapse several times.

Don't say that foreigners are making a fuss about it, but "femininity" is Fernanda's Achilles' heel. For a long time, she suffered from depression and could only survive by drinking.

In the end, her agent Jennifer suggested asking Huang Baiyou. "There are many words in the Chinese context that cannot express their original meanings when translated literally." This convinced Fernanda.

There must be more than one Chinese in the cast of "M. Butterfly", but Huang Baiyou can also be considered a partner. Several months of cooperation have shown that he has a good personality and is a trustworthy person.

"It's not that I have any worries, it's just that I have no say in this matter." Huang Baiyou came back to his senses and said, "If you are willing to wait for a while, I can check it immediately to find out what the nickname is."

"Of course, it's troublesome." Fernanda took a deep breath.

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry. Let's put down the knife and fork first." Huang Bai said.

Fernanda picked up the knife and fork unconsciously. When she feels scared or nervous, she feels safer holding something in her hand.

The ability of Chinese netizens to create nicknames is also unique in the global Internet. Even island countries can only compete in the two aspects. In terms of diversity, China still wins.

Regarding this point, take a look at Huang Baiyou’s nicknames: Bai Di, Huang Bai Gou, stoat, etc. It should be said that if it is a compliment, Bai Di sounds pretty good.

It is difficult to verify the specific time and place where a celebrity’s nickname originated! To find out what it means, it is relatively simple to look at the epilepsy literature in the relevant comment area.

Ten minutes later, Huang Baiyou looked up and saw Fernanda, who was taking deep breaths to adjust her mood. "The situation may not be the same as you imagined."

"Mr. Standing, please speak," Fernanda said.

Time has left indelible marks on Fernanda, who is in her forties. The wrinkles at the corners of her eyes and forehead are as obvious as two horizontal grooves across the plain. At this moment, it seems that we are experiencing an earthquake, and the Henggou is shaking.

"Let me ask first, Fernanda, what do you think femininity is?" Huang Baiyou directly gave the options, "Is it sexy, charming, weak, pure and lively, or any temperament emanating from a female body is feminine charm ?”

"It must be the latter." Fernanda chose the latter without thinking at all.

Everyone knows the truth, and she has also seen a psychological counselor. During the most severe period, she had heard all these truths.

Many people simply think of depression as being over-the-top and having certain moral issues that they can't bear to accept, so they can just talk about it.

The truth is quite different. Depression and depressive state are two different conditions. Fernanda is not at a point where she can get out of it just by enlightening her with words.

Asking a depressed patient who already has physical disease to walk faster is like asking a disabled person with both legs amputated to run faster.

Huang Baiyou didn't want to use words to enlighten, but to elicit the next sentence, "Well, madam, you are so feminine."

"Because there are too many unsightly contents, I just picked a few that are not so outrageous." Huang Baiyou chose a mixed video of Fernanda's good looks that was highly viewed on Bilibili, and netizens expressed their opinions. Can't stand it anymore.

No wonder there is a saying that idols should stay away from their fans’ lives, and he is embarrassed for his B friend.

[Brother Nan whipped me. ]

[This is not a female address book, but Brother Nan is so awesome. Why are there women so aggressive? Ji Quan Tiancai. I'm going to press a penis and turn it into a man. Is there still a chance, sister? ]

[Ah ah what a god, Sukawa Fernanda is forty-two years old and still so beautiful. ]

[You fake fan, my name is Fernanda Sukowa, but you are right about one thing, Brother Nan is unique in appearance. ]

"Let me explain the vocabulary a little bit. Female address book means lesbian. The above may be comments made by women. Chinese female netizens call you Brother Nan because you have the aura of a queen."

Huang Baiyou continued to translate Chinese into English——

[The most indispensable thing in the entertainment industry is women’s figure, clothing, and facial features, but their innate temperament is unique. Nan Ge’s temperament that perfectly combines wildness and elegance is so fascinating. ]

[If Brother Nan is given to me to play with, I will lose ten years of my life (dog head). ]

[Go away, this is my husband, I have been born for twelve years, don’t fight with me, I only have five seconds, time is fast. ]

[One price: My brother is five years old this year, and I will pay for fifty years! ]

[Look, don’t say that Eastern and Western aesthetics are different. Look at Brother Nan. If he looks good, he looks good. The whole world thinks he looks good. ]

Particularly insane content is filtered by Huangbaiyou.

It is no exaggeration to say that these commenters probably did not expect that the content of their comments would one day be seen by the author!